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hot girl who loves harm reduction and people who use drugs | mommy to Lola and Mochi 🐶 | daddy to you little freaks | she/her 💖💜💙🏳️🌈
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You want me to report my sexual assault to the police, 40% of whom are assaulting their own wives?
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The guy who strangled me because I didn’t want to have sex with him super swiped me on bumble, so I went ahead and reported him to bumble and told them what he did and hopefully he won’t be able to use their app to do it to someone else :)
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Lol an ugly, stupid, bigoted man called me misshapen and ugly because I told him to stop fat shaming. OH NO!
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Omg I got my MCAT score today. Live reaction from my dad:
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“When you have sex with a man you absorb his literal CSF—“
False. When I have sex with a man, I absorb his entire being and he disappears from existence. Those who knew him no longer remember him. I become even stronger, ready to claim my next victim.
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I feel like the people who are like “how dare single travelers not change seats with me so I can sit with my spouse/kids” are missing the point that airlines could just book you together. Like it is not logistically difficult to do this at the time of booking…
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UPDATE: bumble informed me that he’s been removed from the platform :)
Can I get a W in the chat?
The guy who strangled me because I didn’t want to have sex with him super swiped me on bumble, so I went ahead and reported him to bumble and told them what he did and hopefully he won’t be able to use their app to do it to someone else :)
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And now I’m mentally/emotionally exhausted and need to eat a bunch of baked goods
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I’m sorry, if you’re a dean of a medical school and you don’t care that one of your students is only pursuing an MD to add clout for his anti-science grift, maybe it’s time you step down as dean of your medical school because you’re clearly too weak for that job
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My flight is super empty this morning so I asked if I could move to have my own row, and they told me that I can’t because I’ll unbalance the plane and it won’t be able to take off. I am extremely smol so this concerns me!
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I just had a near painless Brazilian wax and I was so overcome with happiness that I accidentally told my waxer that I love her
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Today is the 1st anniversary of the day I coded in the hospital. I think a lot about how the outcome would be different if I wasn’t already in a hospital. I very likely would’ve died.
So this is your friendly reminder to learn CPR, even if you aren’t in the health care field!
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Still in disbelief that a white lady saw “harm reduction” in my bio and then told me I’m an evil drug dealer who loves crime. Like no babe, I just want to make sure everyone has narcan and condoms and knows how to do CPR. I know, I know, it’s all so very EVIL!
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I literally kept saying “I am going to die” and then “I KNOW I am going to die” for hours before I coded and both the ER doc and the hospitalist made me feel like I was insane
Just a reminder that when a patient says “I feel like I’m gonna die”, they are about to code until proven otherwise. Trust me on this one.
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I can’t talk about it at work yet because it has to get announced to everyone first, so I’ll just brag here:
HI HELLO I GOT A PROMOTION !!!!!
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I’m off to Boston for AAN! Will I see you there?
Also, while very few people on this flight are wearing masks, ~90% of people who are wearing masks are Asian women, and I am filled with pride!
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Omg I’ve been stood up on a date for the first time in my life lmao
And now I’m all sweaty from walking here! Who wanna get ice cream?
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Welp, the “natural death is better than people doing CPR” people have found my post!
I’m really sorry that I didn’t just die and that I’m glad I received lifesaving interventions! Next time I’ll just die!
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This is what she does when I don’t pay enough attention to her
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I told my job that I will continue working there, but I will be turning off notifications for email and zoom on my cell phone outside of my normal daily hours. I can’t keep doing 80-100 hour weeks and working weekends while also getting shit on by incompetent teammates.
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Since my mentions are still filled with people who don’t think I should love people who use drugs, I’ll just say this:
It’s “love thy neighbor”
It’s not “love thy SOBER neighbor”
If you can’t find it in your heart to love the people in your community, that’s on you
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While I’m doing my walk down medical memory lane - this was me a little over a year ago when I was recovering from cardiac arrest and I told my nurse I wanted to take an “I lived bitch” picture
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I did my best today 💕 last year, I got this little butterfly tattoo to memorialize my baby. It has faded since then, but I looked at it so many times today when the grief felt impossibly heavy, and I remembered that I am loved and that I will always love my baby.
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Logging back into twitter to show everyone my maneki neko
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So apparently Taylor Swift is dating one of the worst men on the planet. I’m sorry, but I don’t think it’s healthy to idolize white women who choose racist, misogynistic, and just downright awful partners. I don’t care how good the music is! (And it’s kinda mid imo!)
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As someone with autoimmune diseases that sometimes require long term use of high dose steroids, it’s so fun to see people shaming Selena Gomez for the ways in which her treatment for lupus has changed her body. Like don’t y’all have better things to do??
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My birthday is a really tough day for me because my mom purposefully chose this specific day as the day to disown me, but so many of you have made this birthday amazing - both online and in person - and I feel like the luckiest person in the world 🥰
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Going off zoom to cry during a meeting because I fucking hate that when I take a day off, it’s never respected. I’ve already worked 5 hours today on my fucking vacation day. That’s on top of the multiple 12+ hour days I’ve worked this week. This can’t be all that life is.
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My neighbor who strangled me because I didn’t want to sleep with him is currently packing up all his shit because his lease didn’t get renewed! Get wrecked, idiot!
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I am really proud of myself for completing post bacc courses and studying for/taking the MCAT while almost dying multiple times. Like I literally took most of ochem from a hospital bed with a hemoglobin of 6 and failing kidneys. I really did that!
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Not to mention, the guy who assaulted me last year knows where I live. Do you think I want to goad him into murdering me by filing a police report?? No thx!
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I’ve decided I don’t want to get married, but I want a “friend” who I’m “roommates” with for decades so that everyone can speculate on our relationship after we die
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Taking the MCAT tomorrow and I swear to god, I suddenly forgot all of organic chemistry
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I can’t get past “my son Severus”
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FYI, my bio says I love people who use drugs because many people don’t seem to realize that people who use drugs are your family, friends, and community members who are deserving of love just like anyone else
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A lot of people responding with the features of twitter blue. I understand that it lets you edit. I’m saying that if you have no followers, there is really no need to edit anything. You can delete and give it another go because no one has seen your tweet anyways.
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This is a really gross way to try to insult someone, and if you say stuff like this to people, you’re a bad person who deserves every bad thing that happens to you :)
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I sent an FYI email about my flare up to my work team so that they know I won’t be 100% tomorrow. I also sent it because I really think we should be able to talk about disability in the workplace and the real effects it has on our quality of life and ability to function.
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I explained the cost of applying to med school (including secondary apps) to my dad, and now he’s railing against the system because “I guess this is why only rich kids get to be doctors!!!” I love him so damn much
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Oh my god, this is horrifying! I don’t want to share the world with people who are this fucking cruel
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I am at a private concert with the band Train at my friend’s house for her birthday and this is legit the most wild thing ever, I’m convinced I’m hallucinating
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Would you take her to a wine bar in Manhattan?
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“You’re not like the other girls”
I am on an SSRI, I like taking cute pics of myself, and I love telling other girlies how perfect and amazing they are. I am exactly like the others girls.
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BRO I GOT A 100 ON MY EXAM!!!
Heading to campus to take my physics 2 exam, pls send all your best physics tips!
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I use this little note as a bookmark because I am the sappiest bitch you’ll ever meet
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I feel broken today. It’s been a long time since I’ve felt like this. Please post pics of dogs and cats being weird little guys.
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I eat lots of fruits and veggies, I drink lots of water, I go on lots of walks, I exercise, I do social things, I read for fun, I do little art projects, I journal, I do my little therapy exercises
And yet everything still feels bleak and I’m grumpy all the time :(
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I think headlines like these are massively irresponsible. Should HCPs be having discussions about DNRs with ~appropriate~ patients? Yes, of course! But to suggest CPR does “more harm than good” or that death is preferable “for many” is outright wrong and frankly disgusting.
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Not a fan of doctors saying “lady parts” because why are you scared to say “vagina” or “vulva” as a medical professional?
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Finally got the haircut of 14-year-old me’s dreams 💇🏻♀️
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Not to add to the discourse, but I’m going on an ice cream date on Friday
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Can someone tell me it’s ok to doordash basic comfort food from Panera when I’m having a migraine?
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Can’t wear makeup because I’m in my randomly crying era but this new haircut is a lifesaver because look how good it looks and all I did was let it air dry!!
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Omg omg omg the cute girl at the coffee shop put a cute lil sticker on my lid WHAT DO I DO NOW?!
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Why is there so much body count discourse on my timeline? Like no man I’ve ever slept with has ever cared about how many people I’ve killed. Stop being a baby!!
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Probably when Taylor Tomlinson told me I was hot and funny and made me bow in front of the audience and then she was an absolute sweetheart after the show
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Being cute at the PRIVATE TRAIN CONCERT in my friend’s backyard!! WHAT IS MY LIFE?!?!?
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WARNING: sincere tweet
Today is the first anniversary of my pregnancy loss. The grief feels heavy, but I am going to give it my all today. I’m so thankful for supportive friends who love me and will carry the burden with me when it feels too heavy.
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Just drove back to Philly and apparently I-95 just, like, COLLAPSED?!?!
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OMG I MATCHED!!! With a weird lil fella on bumble!
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Mother’s Day is super tough for me as a motherless daughter and a childless mother, so I will be puppy posting my way through it
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A few guys have messaged me to be like, “well yeah, you only look good because you’re in your early 20s,” and I regret to inform those guys that I’m actually in my 30s and everything they’ve been taught by incel “pick-up artists” is a lie lmao
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ALSO! I’ve previously had him removed from Tinder. About to make a Hinge account so I can go destroy him there too!
UPDATE: bumble informed me that he’s been removed from the platform :)
Can I get a W in the chat?
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I’m officially a SENIOR scientific director, which is wayyyy too badass of a title lmao
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I just read a thread where a woman who calls herself an “ethical non-monogamist” is literally live tweeting how she’s going to fuck another woman’s husband and the other woman doesn’t know…
Call me a prude, but I’m pretty sure that’s not ENM
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Gonna go kiss a weird little guy, wish me luck!
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Lola is home and her stomach is empty! She ate 85 raisins!! What a maniac!! She feels no remorse!!
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My ex literally threatened to shoot me because I didn’t want to have an abortion and didn’t want to hear him keep saying it, but yeah, let’s make fun of me on twitter for calling him out lol haha lmao so funny!
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I kinda relate to this whole OceanGate thing because I am also a sub who implodes under pressure
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OH NO, WE’VE FUCKED UP, LADS! (Hi Charlie!)
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@Gerardo8aV
@WhackNicholson
@billmaher
You should work on fixing how ugly you are instead of fat shaming people
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Maybe unpopular opinion but I think companies should cover child and pet care expenses if they make you travel. Like why is it costing me money to do work for you? Especially when I’m only going on site for “optics.” Fuck that.
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I’m back from twitter jail! And someone said that me telling a military girlie to eat a crayon is worse than her telling survivors of sexual assault that they are basically rapists if they don’t report the assault to the cops :)
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I want to take time off from having a job, but even if I can afford living expenses, the problem becomes lack of health insurance. And as someone with chronic illnesses that make me especially prone to dying, lacking health insurance isn’t really an option. I hate it here.
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Holy shit, please stop co-opting my posts that are celebrating my 1-year cardiac arrest survival to make your arguments about DNI/DNR. READ THE ROOM!! MAKE YOUR OWN POST!!
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When my dad finally told my mom (who is a total c word) that I had (1) lost my baby and (2) nearly died from complications and (3) nearly died again from the autoimmune disease triggered by my pregnancy loss, she said, “why did you think I would care about this information?”
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Cannot get over how much I love how I look omgggg it took so long to get here but we made it! Like I’m just a weird little cutie pie 🥰
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Man, I just wanted to have a good weekend but I’m like 90% sure I just got dumped via text message lmao
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The truth is that airlines want to gouge you for even more money, and they do that by tacking on fees to choose your seats. It’s only recently that airline companies have come up with bullshit like “economy basic” to have “cheaper” flight options and charge you for “extras.”
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hey (I’m feeling better about my stupid face)
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Oh my gosh, all my dreams are coming true!
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I find it really hard to talk out loud in person about my baby to my friends and family, so a huge thank you to all my twitter friends who let me post through the sadness. Love y’all 💕
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Also at what point in your life do your family and friends not sit you down to have an intervention about your behavior? Like there are multiple TikToks of this woman harassing people. Why doesn’t she have anyone in her life who cares to talk to her about this?
Super Karen tried to lure an innocent puppy into a busy roadway bc she was mad that it was not on a leash. Can anyone identify this bitch?
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I woke up to my amazing friends sending me MCAT coffee money and texting me to make sure I’m awake and to wish me luck one more time 🥹 holy shit I am so fucking lucky to have so much love in my life
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Omg they’re multiplying in my apartment !!!
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Like once again you’re mad at the wrong people. But also I think people need to be a little more self sufficient and understand what they’re booking and not put the onus on other travelers who’ve likely paid more to choose their seat.
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I think when physicians are replying to those “annoy a [insert specialty] doctor in one tweet” things, they should poke fun at other physicians and not use them as an opportunity to take a giant dump on a patient that annoyed them
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