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🧵 random stuff I found on twitter 2023 (in chronological order) starting with this incredible microcosm of the whole twitter experience
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Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.
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imagine the word gnocchi. imagine how one might say gnocchi. imagine how one might pronounce gnocchi badly. then listen.
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I’m sorry but how much does a slice of toast or a bowl of supermarket brand cereal cost to feed your child? Not much.
It’s ridiculous that taxpayers are having to fund free breakfast clubs.
It’s time parents took more responsibility for their own children.
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a tiktok that starts “look what we did with our new build garden” rarely ends well, but holy moly check this out
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I had this stuck in my head for a month
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this is my evening now, sorry
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Ohhhhh my god u never liked oasis? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite damon albarn
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oh wait there’s more
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oh I’m deep in my collection now
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I have more but that’ll do
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quote this with the best simpsons video you have
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melania?
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where else can you get such a random throwaway line that goes as fucking hard “I will sit on my front stoop with a drink in my hand and I will choose between the aliens and the demons”
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part of the reason I managed to get under two hours in my last half marathon was that I refused to finish behind the guy in the minion costume and that twat just would not slow down
Imagine taking running seriously and a guy dressed as Jack Sparrow casually passes you while slamming a shot
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as a member of the “if I ever shaved I’d lose 25 years” club, the way I GASPed
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@Freckle45054182
“we started off with this overgrown mess and now it’s all plastic grass and white slabs round a fire pit”
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a lot of people can’t afford $8 worth of peppers for a tiktok recipe, donate to a food bank
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well. I’m not getting anything done today except watching this on repeat
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omg I forgot about this one
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a lot of people can’t afford $8 worth of peppers for a tiktok recipe, donate to a food bank
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@truthiness2010
So good. And an important message in the lyrics too (seriously wtf is with all the steam)
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if nerdy men learned that’s weird and off putting and stopped doing it that would have the same effect
If more women understood that nerdy men flirt by offering minutely fine-tuned criticisms of their ideas, or that "mansplaining" is often intended to be a benevolently heroic act, it would solve a lot of problems.
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a) this looks shit
b) without the originals, this can’t exist. it’s not creating anything.
The fact that AI can generate a realistic 1950s Terminator movie with just a few prompts is mindblowing. We are so not prepared for what AI can do. 📎👀
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@TommyWTF1
That would be outrageous. The title should be won by finishing 6th in Mexico, as is traditional.
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fucking hell lads
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@DalgetySusan
“why, on this day of remembrance, are we using the language of remembrance” — me, an incredibly smart and not at all disingenuous ghoul
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‘encroached’
NEW: A car has encroached onto the railway at Stirling. We're working closely with the emergency services.
We're able to divert trains around this obstruction by using Platforms 6 & 9 at the station. Use P6 if you're heading for Perth/Aberdeen and P9 for Glasgow/Edinburgh. ^CT
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<14 seconds after launch when one of elon’s tweets gets disliked to absolute shit> dislike counts are now hidden
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@jessystardust
I only ever go viral for posting someone else’s tiktok, no-one likes me for me, y’know?
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are we really learning that the only person in that whole operation with an ounce of nous about media handling was the 96-year-old great-grandma who was born before the bbc even existed
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Productive Sunday turning all the enamel pins into fridge magnets, featuring
@MBMBaM
@TheZoneCast
@wonderfulpod
@atpfm
@GreatestTrek
@WestWingWeekly
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@bufferingcast
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masterful gambit etc
Elon Musk just told advertisers who have pulled out of Twitter to go fuck themselves. This is going great.
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checking in on the “we’ll hold them to account after they’re elected” crew to see what they’ve got to say about their hero’s approach to trans kids oh of course never mind
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people listing all their gripes about their autism/adhd assessments on tiktok and I’m hootin and hollerin
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@Miss_Snuffy
School isn’t work. School isn’t just to prepare people for work. Teaching kids to hide their feelings is unhealthy. Don’t teach the kids to smile regardless, teach them to talk about why they might not feel like smiling today.
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@uncooljerk
The Dutch government said horny single people should find themselves a sex buddy
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@ItsEmilyKaty
they also only did five the year before. I was on that list till I got referred elsewhere
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everyone’s banging on about the crocs, I can’t get over the fact that she grabbed a basket
I know this picture's been doing the rounds today but very rarely a picture comes along that perfectly illustrates 'I do not understand consequences but will shortly' and this is one of them. Last one I can remember is the basmati rice looter from 2011.
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