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@truthiness2010

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@truthiness2010
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3 years
@dli_odoir @TMZ 2021 had one last shitball to throw.
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@mrliamdurkin @ScrtDrugAddict @GreggsOfficial Gotta make sure the claim is valid. A naked man was promised and a naked man must be verified.
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3 years
@ZoeParamour What a cat though. Everyone has seen the Eiffel tower and comparatively few people have seen that cat.
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8 months
Would they not just lock him up at this stage?
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8 months
One person has been arrested every hour since the start of December for drink or drug driving, according to gardaí
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3 years
@Ciara87C I think those buildings look ok tbh. I imagine that they maximise usage of the area too.
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5 months
@carbdiem Probably just finishing that bag.
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1 year
@hell_doe @paperghost "That would be the almond extract" is genius, pure genius.
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@orhunt Just fantastic. She's unreal on the sax too.
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@imbethmccoll There's surely a happy medium somewhere between the bathroom from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and operating theatre.
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2 years
@weirdterrifying Change of underpants would be required.
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@kylegriffin1 They shouldn't be in the room.
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4 months
The hands, the symbols behind him. Feels like he's going for something here. Can't quite put my finger on it.
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Gearóid Ó Muireadhaigh 🇮🇪🇵🇸
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Littler Barrett is launching his Nazional Party offshoot tonight, and well, let’s just say there’s no love lost between himself and his former colleagues. Proper maniacal stuff professing his staunch anti-democratic position. Watch it if you want a laugh tinged with cringe.
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3 years
@DarthImpervious @CFDMedia Yeah there's stats on cats falling from apt buildings in New York, I think. As far as I remember, survivability rates drop as you move up the first few floors but then start rising again as you pass the 4th floor or something. Need time to 'open flaps' and build air resistance.
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2 years
@martin924392 @mariebardi Seems pretty solid to me. If there is one thing I associate with MDMA use it is extensive and accurate diary keeping.
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@LMAsaysno I think that if she's the first person to ever genuinely like him, we must examine the possibility that she is wrong and everyone else was right.
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2 years
I'm just sitting down to binge watch Mrs Brown's Boys.
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4 years
@CharlemagnumPI @Focaccia_Pred Noted for the next time I'm doing a bit of forging.
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5 months
Them: You're only 45, Brendan. If you could retire now, what would you DO all day? Me:
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@AdamRutherford @Glitterbeard_ From the country that uses 'lie detector' tests and police fall to the ground after touching a car that contains fentanyl.
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@BeardedGenius Jordan Peterson
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@BierIncognito The other cops couldn't have gotten me to reveal that if they had waterboarded me.
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3 years
@crulge I lived in rural Ireland in the eighties, the last decade when the odd farmer still used a horse and cart. The last of them living near me used to occasionally pass behind my house asleep on the cart with the horse bringing him home.
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3 years
@shockproofbeats It is the funniest real-life event that has ever happened and is unlikely to be supplanted in my lifetime.
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4 years
@classiclib3ral @RichardDawkins That would NOT be cool.
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2 years
@Ciarasho Sweet mother of divine Jesus. If it was half that price I'd still think it was expensive.
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2 years
@AdamRutherford They're not great. But next month they will fly me from Shannon to Girona and back for 30 euro and I'm afraid that's an offer I could not refuse.
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3 years
@Chinchillazllla I know my distaste for their eating a cat is arbitrary when I myself eat cow, sheep, chicken, etc, but on the other hand they ate a cat, so f**k them.
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4 years
@adamcarolla Co-morbidities: obesity, diabetes, being over 70, etc. The premise of this tweet is that I should consider those people disposable and therefore I, with no underlying conditions, got played. Problem is I don't consider them disposable.
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3 years
@Littlemisskatyb I'm in Ireland but I was talking to a man last night whose daughter is buying a two bed apartment. It would cost her 1,100 to rent and her mortgage will be 450. Luckily she can get the mortgage, but that's insane.
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3 years
@soapachu I hate that. It actually be seems to pick the exact moment your eyes have fixed on something interesting. And then.
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2 years
I have never run 5k, but I'm going to give the parkrun a go tomorrow morning at 9.30. You can follow my progress on .
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@disappoptimism Ha ha ha ha ha! Jesus Christ. How does one get a job like this? How is it described in the ad?
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4 years
@FCTwenteBenson @berniequinn He oozes Kerry from his every pore. He sounds Kerry, he looks Kerry, he walks Kerry and he has the most Kerry name going, apart from maybe Kerry Kerry.
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3 years
@HopClear Ha ha! That's Abbey St in Dublin. Well done that shopkeeper.
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3 years
@Chinchillazllla I've read that three times. Is it actually saying that all those varieties are a single species?
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2 years
@photogregmartin I come from a tourist town on the coast of Ireland and there is not a hope that any young person of normal means can move out of their parents' home today and rent there, never mind buy. I can absolutely see how locals would get frustrated.
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3 years
@CozNoleon @ActingTheGom This does appear to be the flaw. Then you are left with literally the last person on the bus that you'd want.
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3 years
@JenHasSocksOn We've all been stoned, but have any of us ever really been raw tripe stoned?
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1 year
Primates in jackets.
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4 years
@CorkDreamer @rtenews This is what happens when you cancel Paddy's Day.
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2 years
@Luiseach Why are they handing out Damehoods to actors and whatnot when Carol is right there?
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4 years
@soapachu Also Egypt. Cleopatra lived closer in time to the release of the iPhone than the construction of the Great Pyramid.
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@vailkoyo @fawfulfan They have Chapman Americans and Cass Americans.
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4 years
@feistyfrank Jesus Christ. And it's not some uncommonly used synonym either. It's been used to refer to surprise victories in every bloody award ceremony I've been aware of. And sporting events. There are blue ticks at that shit too. Any chance America could start educating people again?
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@CJTerry @anitambyrne Yeah but my 200 grand a year doesn't go far when you consider the 13 grand a month I spend on beauty treatments for my cat. You don't know my pain, dude.
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@daraobriain I was there 5 years ago and it was chock full of Tudor taverns. What gives, man?
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2 years
@Luiseach I went and looked. Australia is 7th in the world at 83 and the Swiss are 2nd with 83.4. 5 months? I'd let it go, lads. Ye're doing grand.
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@JAkinWalker @notcapnamerica I don't understand why they can't all sit down like adults and calmly explain the situation to the cat.
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1 year
Just saw Mission Impossible. Unreal. Absolutely frenetic action and activity from start to finish. It is everything an action movie should be. I think Cruise may have done more of his trademarked running in this than in any other film, too.
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@dli_odoir @MommaUnfiltered The Lord of the Rings for me. A lot of those books was drawn out and unnecessary, or so it seemed to me as a teenager. Loved the movies.
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@BierIncognito Yeah, until the very end I was like maybe she's reading a bit too much into this. After the edit though: dump Oedipus here. Immediately.
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@martinpschranz The Manic Street Preachers
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1 year
@AvaSantina Asking what to give a 5 year old for lunch? WTF was he expecting; live crickets, a frozen mouse?
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@drphiliplee1 The fact that he hasn't yet dug a 20 foot pond for that fish that was gasping its last is an outrage to be honest.
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2 years
@hannahrosewoods He's 56, so I'm going to guess that his grandparents were born somewhere between 1900 and 1910. Let's say they bought that house in 1930. £300 in 1930 is roughly £20,000 today. I wonder how much that tiny semi in Surrey would go for today. Slightly over 20 grand I'll wager.
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9 months
@ActingTheGom Jesus Christ. The cringe only grows as the years go by.
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1 year
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@Independent
The Independent
1 year
A US family adopted a six-year-old from Ukraine. Now they say she was an adult dwarf who tried to kill them
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4 years
@TrumpetSexy I have but one question: WHY DOES IT SAY 5 BOILED EGGS? There must be about 50 in there.
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4 years
@JordanUhl These days they arrest you just for intentionally driving into cops.
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@RMac18 @RexChapman Genuinely did not know it was possible to be that white.
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@AmbJohnBoIton That dog looks suitably embarrassed.
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4 years
@NickyRyan_ This would be my reaction too. There are two kinds of women: those without skateboards and Avril Lavigne.
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@notcapnamerica Northern Italy is mostly populated by Chinese people. This is a fact very few people know because it is only revealed to you when you are presented with your PhD.
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4 years
@elizabethprata If you had diabetes, cancer, a lung disease, obesity or whatever and you would have been expected to live without the virus arriving but Covid came along and you died, then Covid killed you.
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@NiecyOKeeffe I have what is unquestionably the most gentle dog in Kerry. I can give a key to my house to a stranger and she'll greet them with a wagging tail, the useless lump. And I wouldn't let my sister do that with her baby in a fit, not that she'd ever be that mad.
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@rachelleskovac1 @KieranCHodgson @BBCOne Lost my composure with the arrival of Neil.
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3 years
@PulpKetchup I genuinely would prefer to be killed outright than be forced to do that.
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@bugposting Hold on, I can't remember: did we stop Kony?
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@sjanemurf @IrishTimes That's a hard read from start to finish with very few people coming out of it well. But this comment from the judge...
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@dellcam @pookleblinky The phrase "discourage homelessness" is extraordinary.
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9 months
Christ alive. Did that thing just TURN AROUND?
@teslaownersSV
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Seeing the Cybertruck 4 wheel steering is mind blowing. The Cybertruck enginnering is on another level.
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@notcapnamerica There are cultures in there alright.
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@agirlcalledlina @francis_scarr I don't usually like the use of the term British Isles, but in this context I really, really dislike it.
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@MrKenShabby @thequentinletts Sounds like a far more likely story.
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@oflynnsocial @DPJHodges Probably as a result of empathy, something some are unburdened by.
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@mrchrisbetts The mixed messaging is out of control.
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@TheAuthorGuy That's a wookie.
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@kohlgrrl Ocean Spray need to give the original guy a nice cheque.
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@misterbrilliant @SkyNews It's still called animal cruelty, even if you are from the country.
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@TheEpicDept @Gritty20202 They certainly have enough money left for meth. If I were them I'd be on meth.
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@agirlcalledlina I had a terrible time and I would hate if everyone didn't have the 'opportunity' to have just as terrible a time as me.
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@ElijahSchaffer The pandemic in America is ending at the exact same moment Girls5eva dropped on Netflix Think about that
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@FakeShowbizNews I know this is fake because that is too horrific to televise.
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@agirlcalledlina @TheSun Britain is being BANNED from enjoying any benefits of EU membership. The reasons why are lost to time.
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@GoodDougie @FinancialTimes It's even more incredible that they put them in THAT basket. Quite apart from anything else, who in their right mind would place their trust in Trump, even if he were to be re-elected?
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@hansmollman "Hello, ambulance please. Yes, I've just seen a 50 year old man get squashed by a grand piano."
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@Jesters076 @eddiemarsan My local college in an Irish provincial town, which bears no resemblance to Lake Garda that I can discern, sends and receives Erasmus students every year.
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4 years
@Fred_Delicious The Imagine video has that beat hands down.
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@Michael_O_Regan I didn't actually hear much from Sinn Féin on the Phil Hogan issue. I thought they were notably subdued actually. The move against Hogan was the result of massive public anger and the politicians that gave the clearest calls for him to go were at the top of the government.
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@EmmaSzewczak Everything is a game to these people.
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@Luiseach @GrantSana Is THAT what that stupid flower means? I had noticed that it very often correlated to complete asshole but I didn't know that!
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@gavreilly Simplest explanation is that the TUV pact meant so little to Farage that he forgot about it.
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@sorobotic American measurements should actually be against the law.
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@chris_notcapn What I would like to know is how does Regina King look exactly the same today as she did at the turn of the century?
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@shockproofbeats It is the funniest thing that has ever happened or ever will happen. Nothing else even comes close.
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@fakehistoryhunt No. I think an invite must come from someone within the house and in a position to offer an invite. Legal permission to enter is not the same as an invite.
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@Ciara87C I think our great great grandparents just got really into Duolingo.
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@notcapnamerica SIX HUNDRED pounds of meat in two hours? Holy shit.
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