Kieran Hodgson
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A little treat for fans of
#TheCrown
!
Bad TV Impressions: The Crown Season 4
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I. AM. DEAD. 🙏
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Bad TV Impressions: Succession Season 3
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Ghost of Thatcher brought back as potential Tory leadership contender
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So we're kiiiiind of a big deal now.
#twodoorsdown
😎😎😎😎
Two Doors Down moves to BBC One!
Series seven of
@BBCStudios
Comedy Productions’ hit sitcom starring
@ArabellaWeir
,
@MrJamieQuinn
,
@KieranCHodgson
,
@JohnnieWatson23
and
@GradoWrestling
will introduce
@BBCOne
audiences to life in Latimer Crescent.
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One for the Whovians, this morning.
Bad Doctor Who Impressions No.1: 'An Unearthly Child'
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A final commute beckons, as do some final cheesy chips. Once again this city has given me more than I could ever hope to repay. Thank you to everyone who helped, advised, laughed, didn't walk out when I did the Indy stuff. The Fringe is everything to me and boy will I be back.
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Evening, Whovians. Thought I'd at least try the next one.
Bad Doctor Who Impressions No.2: 'The Daleks'
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Hi, New Followers. Bless you all for giving me a go and being so kind about the latest vid. Old followers are familiar with this, but you're in for a lot of trains, CAMRA stuff, canals, occasional live show plugs, just a diet of solidly boring . Unfollow as you wish, much love. X
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Apologies to the lovely Whovians for both the delay and the quality of the final product.
Bad Doctor Who Impressions No.3: 'The Edge Of Destruction'
#DoctorWho
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Edinburgh, you were absolutely magic tonight. Kinda bricking it about the show's Glesga debut in a month's time, but for now feeling very grateful as I do the Central Belt comedy commute.
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The latest in the series, painstakingly restored and ruined.
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Just when you thought it was safe to open your front door (to your neighbours and not expect a weird yet also amusing vignette of suburban life)...
#TwoDoorsDown
is back!!! This Friday, all on
@BBCiPlayer
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It's Christmas and it seems people are starting to give up.
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Bad Movie Impressions: Dune: Part Two
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🚨🚨At last!
#TwoDoorsDown
announcement! Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the living room and get Beth to make you a cup of tea...
Two Doors Down Series 5: Monday 6th December!
@ArabellaWeir
@JohnnieWatson23
@gradowrestling
@mrjamiequinn
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Hi England Twitter, I cannot tell you how much there isn't a heatwave in Glasgow right now.
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The Lady is for retweeting.
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And Jonathan The Reindeer, who did not die, finished his run in 'A Christmas Carol-Ish' at the
@sohotheatre
and rushed off to catch the
@CalSleeper
back home to Glesga for Christmas. Slàinte mhath and God bless us, every one.
@nickmohammed
@LilDavidElms
@owen_donovan
@BerksNest
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To the VERY silly and kind people who just left the cafe and then sent the waiter over with this - whoever you are, one day I will find you and take my revenge by buying your dog a mountain of biscuits.
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Huge congrats to ma wee pal Mrs Baird aka
@ArabellaWeir
for her richly-deserved MBE today! A wonderful recognition of her tremendous work on-screen and in-world. Seems those cups of tea add up in the end...
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Representing 4 Equity on Buchanan St! Ish.
The right of ALL workers to organise and withhold their labour is essential to any civilised society. The government of the day must not seek to curtail that right as a cover for its own failure to negotiate successfully.
#Solidarity
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Hi World. So, it's on tonight. I got lucky beyond belief this year - the chance to write an actual musical! The catch: subject matter destined to enrage from a million angles. I gave it my creative best, but fair play if you think my best stinks. Enjoy???
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Turns out Scotland does have infinity pools! Oh you are a strong candidate for swim of the year, Easdale.
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Watch out, 'The Crown', your main competition is back.
Two Doors Down Series 6. Tonight. 10PM. BBC2.
All eps on BBC iPlayer.
Starring me and, yes, perhaps a few others.
@bbcstudios
@JohnnieWatson23
@mrjamiequinn
@ArabellaWeir
@gradowrestling
@bbccomedy
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Magnificent
if these celebs were in hallmark christmas movies 🎄
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And here we are. 12 hours later and the dream is still very much alive. Another quayside, dusk instead of dawn. The good ship MV Hrossey is making ready for the voyage from Aberdeen to Lerwick. The sea condition forecast for Fair Isle is 'Rough or very rough'.
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Oliver Dowden's team have been in touch asking me to clarify that my sketch of 'The Crown' is merely AN INTERPRETATION of events that may or may not have taken place in 'The Crown'.
I encourage viewers to watch the REAL episodes of 'The Crown' and see the truth for themselves.
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Winter is standing in the sunlight and getting hit by a chilly breeze and looking up and seeing the Moon and remembering that almost the entire Universe is light and deep cold and atoms being blasted around by airless winds and somehow, somehow we have Dad's Army and Pringles.
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At the end of a week of.....news, here's some more news!
Two Doors Down Series 5 starts NEXT TUESDAY! (12th July, 10PM, BBC2)
Full series this time, so cancel your Summer holiday and let neighbourly mooching be unconfined!
#twodoorsdown
@bbccomedy
@bbcstudios
@BBCTwo
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A very good morning & 'hello' to all my new followers around the world. Thank U for all the kind words about the video. ♥️
I'm likely to lose a lot of you with my usual output of canal photos and cycling chat. That's cool. Nice to see you today, and I'll try another vid soon...
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I've been dreaming of today for a long time.
My no-flights touring schedule has reached a ludicrous peak, as I travel from Southampton to Shetland in 24 hours.
It begins with dawn on the Solent, at the quayside the Titanic set off from. Wish me better luck than they had!
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Right, my Twitter-free Christmas Weekend is over, time for remorseless Self-Promotion again!
Oh what's this??? The
#TwoDoorsDown
Christmas Special??? Tonight??? BBC 2??? 2130??? Except Northern Ireland???🎄🎅😂
Cannae wait.
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Finding it hard to concentrate on work this morning...
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(*deep breath*'try to be more confident, try to be more confident, you rotten little worm'*deep breath*)
HI GUYS! 😍😍 Lovely interview with, um, me?? 💅💥☀️🥇!! Guess it must be merited! 🚀🤡
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@BBCOne
Well you've all been reet lovely about this, so in case anyone wants to donate toward stapler and matches costs:
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🎵Tonight! Tonight! Won't be just any night./ Tonight the Bairds and Whites come to stay.../Christine shines bright, and Cathy has a fight/ While the boys are both boring and gay!🎵
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It's a new dawn, it's a new day, I'm leaving Göttingen after 10 days of Covid isolation, and I'm feeling...
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'Don't write your show, Kieran, just gaze at my wittle paws...' He's evil.
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Perfection!
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Shetland is putting in a strong bid for Best Bit Of The UK. Photos taken travelling round today after a member of last night's audience offered to lend us his car 'so we could see some stuff'.
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According to a list the Telegraph, I am a funnier comedian than Ricky Gervais, Chris Rock and Michael McIntyre. If you have issues with this, feel free to come and express them at my new live show, 'Big In Scotland', starting this Wednesday at
#edfringe23
.
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Feeling like every character in A Streetcar Named Desire as I enjoy coach B's total lack of air con between Carlisle and Glasgow.
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No-one's gonna believe me until I bring my good camera, but you CAN see Ben Lomond from the top of Arthur's Seat! This has changed my world.
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Absolutely no-one needs to hear this this morning but my word, the original Planet Of The Apes is still completely astounding. Angry and ambiguous, unsettling in presentation as much as content, Heston is a mesmerising jerk throughout, Dr. Zaius an all-time great villain.
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Happy to report I spent most of the afternoon building a sandcastle model of Glasgow with my husband and in-laws.
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'Futile' - ⭐⭐⭐⭐The Guardian
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And off on tour I go. People of the UK, you'd better make it worthwhile me breaking this little fellow's heart.
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With a time of 0mins 0seconds it's a great start to my Parkrun career at Ruchill this morning. Thanks to all of you who kept me dreaming ❤️
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Yes, yes of course the weather was great on Meall Nan Tarmachan. Yes of course I had a great time.
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Ey up! We won a TV comedy award for our Environment programme! Shows what you can achieve by having the same pinned tweet for a year.
@mbignell
@bbcstudios
@Channel4
@RTS_media
@COP26
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Good morning. It seems I now live in Christmas Town.
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Thank you X 1 billion to all the gorgeous people who came and saw me at the gorgeous
@sohotheatre
for the last two gorgeous weeks. I ain't gorgeous no more.
PS. Hope the lady with the 'Bride To Be' sash who had to be helped out by her friends tonight is having a nice sleep.
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Today's work-related journey takes me via an old friend...
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The leaves are on the trees and the snow's on the mountains. Big fan of a Glasgow Spring.
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The cat has now stepped in to write my sitcom and I am just so relieved.
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Marine Traffic and an 80x Zoom camera are my new favourite toys. Just spotted off Ventnor, 110-year old Dutch sailing ship the 'Europa' on her way to Tenerife.
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Tour Day 10
Lost 100 followers with this nonsense so far. Let's keep it going!
Seat 21: Coach J, seats 85 + 85. Heading to Coventry the cheaper way, via LNER to King's Cross then back out from Euston. Good job Molly and I have the left-hand window view. Cathedrals here we come!
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Gulp! As part of my extended tour
@BerksNest
, and
@GlasgowComedy
Festival, I've bitten off the BIGGEST VENUE OF MY LIFE!
(since I was in the West Yorkshire Scouts County Gang Show in Halifax, 2002)
'Big In Scotland' at The King's, Glasgow
29/03/24
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Tour Day 35
Railway Station 53. Cambridge. It's rail replacement again, so there's no call for me to use the interior, and I'm not doing a show tonight, so there's no call for me to post this. But. I love Cambridge, love its station with weird mega-long platform, love you all.❤️
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And what better way to start my weekend in Shetland than with the UK's most northerly Parkrun? Thanks, Bressay!
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Yo! My exciting
#YouTube
Channel Launch Week continues with this - a short, silly film about my home town in
#Yorkshire
. It's entirely homemade and helped fill a lot of time during the summer. Hope it helps you fill 10 happy mins!
Watch! Like! Be Cool!
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Woohoo! Got my sweet spot on Scott Street picked out for the Men's Elite Road Race
#Glasgow2023
Lovely view of the cycling and the ruins of the Glasgow School of Art.
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Workers of the world unite and all that but if any Hollywood producers need a scab Timothee Chalamet during the actor's strike then you know where to find me.
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After 6 months of studying Glasgow's beautiful exteriors, it's nevertheless quite nice to be let inside again...
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