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Not here much any more. soapachu on Bl*esky and insta. Come find me! #BLM 🐝🌏🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 #adhd #ocd #queer
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Well, Musk has finally made Twitter sufficiently intolerable that I've had enough.
Be good, see ya at Bsky when you've snagged a code.
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Your regular reminder that a corgi crossed with any other breed just ends up looking like a corgi disguised as the other dog.
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Somehow Ring's erratic choice of capitalisation makes this all the more terrifying
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The new District Attorney of Los Angeles County did not come to play. Sworn in and then posted this 2h later:
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When you go to a gallery and discover you've not aged in 430 years...
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Tesco is giving all their pregnant, vulnerable and over-70 staff (3,000 of them) 12 weeks' paid leave.
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"This parachute has slowed my rate of descent; I can take it off now"
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Fear not everyone, Pat Robertson has worked out what caused the Coronavirus; oral sex! With women! Which they didn't have when he was younger!
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YOU VOTED AGAINST IT YOU UTTER WEAPON
I'm really pleased that the Domestic Abuse Bill has been passed by Parliament. This bill will protect approximately 2.4 million victims each year from domestic abuse.
This shows the power of our democracy to make real change for people across the country.
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Stockholm has new trains, and they have a tiny Easter egg...
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Give me the confidence of white men lecturing Martin Luther King III about his own father
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"You scumbag you maggot,
You're cheap and you're haggard"
Lyrics used by Kirsty McColl singing live in 1992. Not only did she recognise the problem way back then, she provided alternative words.
You have zero excuse.
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Everything's pretty grim, so here's a bowlful of baby rescue otters
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Some fuckwit on BBC news: "I've had worse flu".
Well that's great for you. But guess what? It's not about you. It's about your mum with cancer, or your neighbour with MS, or your asthmatic child.
How did we lose our empathy in so wholesale a fashion?
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Statistically, you're more likely to die from Tory policy than from terrorism
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I never thought I'd again see herds of wild HGVs in their natural environment. Nature is healing.
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Please stop saying Piers Corbyn is mentally ill. All it does is stigmatize those of us who do have diagnosed mental health problems and who aren't out there being dangerous twats.
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Kind of bummed I didn't title the whole thread 'Incorgnito'
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That...that says "tit". It literally says "tit" WHY ARE THERE NO GOOD RIGHT WING GRAPHIC DES...oh yeah ok
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And then the DWP declared him fit to work
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Random Sunday sheep thread. The best sheep available, get your freshly-picked sheep right here!
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America: where men think they need ANTI-TANK WEAPONS to buy a fucking burger
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I was today years old when I realised this is why aubergines are also called eggplant
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Seventies glam rock icons as moths, a thread.
1. Marc Bolan, T-Rex
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Well this blew up overnight, so I'm muting notifications now.
Take your meds, drink lots of water and never vote Tory.
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When you're fully gothed up and still drunk at the bus stop at 8am.
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@Littlemisskatyb
I still fail to understand why 5 years' worth of consistent rent payment evidence isn't worthwhile evidence of ability to service a mortgage.
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This isn’t a painting. It's the most detailed image of a human cell to date, obtained by radiography, nuclear magnetic resonance and cryoelectron microscopy.
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Germany 72
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And people are seeing Johnson's response to COVID as a success?
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A small thread on wild cats you may not have known about, all of whom have had enough of your shit.
Rusty spotted cat. Max weight 3.5lbs. Not. Having. It.
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STOP EVERYTHING
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