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Akshay Anand

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@EzioAKS
Akshay Anand
9 months
@Beamposter @poppy_haze Reading things like this really make you feel the depths of human connection across such vast yet insignificant barriers as gender, language, culture and so on. In other words . . . They just like me fr
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Akshay Anand
10 months
@Milo_Edwards How does this happen? How does a *Mom* presumably older than 40 own anything less than an entire restaurants-worth of utensils?!
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Akshay Anand
7 months
@awawawhoami @TtvSouls That must be so difficult for you, hang in there. Thankfully one day you will stop being Swiss.
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Akshay Anand
8 months
@SAMOYEDCORE Of course he's a texan of German ancestry and of course his name is Hans.
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5 months
@garydunion He simply murdered her
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8 months
@BriannaWu @shaun_vids Nobody is scared of disagreeing with Shaun, everyone is disgusted by you.
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Akshay Anand
10 months
@airco_ki This is the opposite of bad. This is good actually. I want the option to see inline TL comments. I want to message the translator afterwards and say "dude that was funny as hell, thank you for the hard and invisible work you do."
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Akshay Anand
1 year
@KonkyDong18 @halomancer1 RIP to Shinzo Abe, but I'm built different. I would simply create the socio-economic conditions necessary in society for people to feel connected to each other again. I would also have dodged the shot from the gadget but that's just me. Seems like he had skill issues.
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Akshay Anand
3 months
@HasanabiProd No greater punishment than being forced to go back to New Jersey
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Akshay Anand
11 months
@biggestjoel He looked at Internet Historian and Illuminaughtii continuing to upload and grift and thought "Hey wait a minute I'm a piece of shit too, I don't need to bother with this charade!" and came back.
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Akshay Anand
1 month
@Jerusalem_Post @BreuerEliav The IDF should stop using human shields. If they just surrender, this war will end.
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Akshay Anand
7 months
@TheNationalNews What's this crying and self-victimisation? Your country attacked Iran first, in violation of foreign norms and laws. Now you cry when a justified retaliation happens against military targets? Pathetic.
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Akshay Anand
2 months
@Srirachachau I didn't know her name was Alex lol, I just think of her as Haus Decline.
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Akshay Anand
7 months
@SAMOYEDCORE IRL plot has become so blatant lately, what are the writers thinking?!
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Akshay Anand
2 months
@thefemiurge From the size of the censor bars... Not all that jaw-dropping
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Akshay Anand
2 months
@DavidRoyJo10446 @Gender_Thief David, I'm just going to assume you're adding to the bit by posting this one.
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Akshay Anand
7 months
@SAMOYEDCORE Okay that was a good punchline. Gentle chuckle achieved.
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Akshay Anand
10 months
@Seamus_Malek German guy at the ICJ "As experts in committing genocide, we-
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Akshay Anand
11 months
@ThoughtSlime Imagining a Dark Knight bank-robbery scene situation but it's just a bunch of plagiarists plagiarising each other for increasing amounts of clout, with James as the Joker
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Akshay Anand
11 months
@TheWapplehouse Wait which part is the more rage inducing one? The baby carelessly held in someone's arms up front and near a wide open window or the woman driving with one hand and holding up her cellphone with the other?
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Akshay Anand
5 months
@eirrann_art @petravoice lol people pointing out that by using AI, she is not an artist, is not harassment, hope this helps.
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Akshay Anand
10 months
@yopierre32 @low_dosage @PyreGOTYEY You will electrocute yourself while wearing rubber gloves. The voltage needed is high enough (2000 V) that you can literally see wood, normally an insulator, passing electric arcs along the surface. Rubber glove no matter how thick will not save you, especially wet ones.
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Akshay Anand
21 days
@samhenrigold Brother we are with you. I noticed my M2 Pro VIP drawing a ton of power when using Adobe media encoder. Encode 2 or 3 4k videos on battery, pause to charge fully, then restart all over again.
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Akshay Anand
3 months
@technofemme Looks like I missed out on this conversation by trying to be too much of a stoic guy.
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Akshay Anand
8 months
@KLobstar @postoctobrist Please please please charge them at least triple... And tell us if you got it or not
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Akshay Anand
5 months
@derJamesJackson Clearly still a Nazi.
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Akshay Anand
1 month
@308iv @cliddle @Peanusweanus1 No way, the place where they bless the rains?!
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Akshay Anand
3 months
@SKapnidis @Will_Tanner_1 Because a minority of immigrants came over and tried to rule the majority
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Akshay Anand
12 days
@ThePhoenix1948 @iain4europe @iamharaldur By your logic there are no civilians in Israel either, only IGF conscripts.
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Akshay Anand
10 months
@JoeKassabian They... They just tweeted it out?!
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Akshay Anand
6 months
@Very__Regular God that's a depressing read... As are all the replies to the journalist.
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Akshay Anand
8 months
@BRun13 @JulianCastro Ah yes the famous Hindenburg maneuver, invite the fascist into a political agreement. Never goes wrong....
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Akshay Anand
7 months
@DeleuzeSuletta Yuuuuup. Brits will eventually invent fascism from first principles every time if allowed to do so.
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Akshay Anand
2 months
@ValGaymes @CerberusXt My favourite new Apolitical Game is actually Disco Elysium.
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Akshay Anand
6 months
@griffonatrix I am calling for the urgent deployment of the Morgenthau Plan.
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Akshay Anand
3 months
@jennineak The dizzying hypocrisy of talking about human decency and calling for the blood of a people to flow... Should be named and shamed, this is an utter psychopath.
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Akshay Anand
10 months
@detachment_red @AliceAvizandum "A Postmodern Examination of Why Slavery was Good, Actually", Jake Anbinder, Journal of Neo-Phrenology, 2023. Vol 69 issue 420
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Akshay Anand
23 days
@posting_forever Americans will only read if we change the name to Alexis de TalkTuahville
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Akshay Anand
5 months
@NaksBilal Whats even funnier is that the moment Trump starts doing it, the liberals will suddenly remember all the principles of free speech and human rights that they've been ignoring so far.
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Akshay Anand
7 months
@ByYourLogic You might want to simmer down, Pakistan treats women worse. They stopped doing virginity tests on rape victims, *last month*. And rape victims need to *prove* that they didn't consent to the rape lol.
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Akshay Anand
1 year
@Hbomberguy Lol imagine admitting that your country needs to commit warcrimes to exist, I would simply not attempt that clapback.
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Akshay Anand
6 months
@socmediafailure @n4ssie US Foreign Policy Wonk Sowing: "YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHY I DON'T HAVE HEALTHCARE!" USFPWonk Reaping: "N-no it's actually really complicated, it's you who don't understand! I'm not owned, please don't write in the papers that I'm owned!"
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Akshay Anand
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@DarkWebInformer Disappointed in whichever clowns did this. No integrity, no goodwill.
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Akshay Anand
5 months
@PinstripeBungle This is highly concerning. The Chinese are at least 20 years ahead in idol music composition. Some might say 30 years.
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Akshay Anand
2 months
@puppydog_gaming To be fair in Monkey Man that was a reference to the Ramayana where Hanuman tears open his chest to show that Ram is in heart as well.
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Akshay Anand
3 months
@KensethFan17_20 I think there's a shot where you can see him downshift *while the car is rolling over* so he can get going immediately lmao
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Akshay Anand
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@GreatCheshire She's heading towards a "Leopards Ate My Face" moment at hypersonic speeds.
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Akshay Anand
18 days
@CerberusXt Do these people know that the VO artists for Lady Dimitrescu were not 9ft tall vampires?
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Akshay Anand
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@ThePhoenix1948 @iain4europe @iamharaldur So you're saying that the IGF is morally at a lower level than Hamas, given how Israeli forces have been killing children and raping prisoners? Thanks for admitting that, scumfuck.
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Akshay Anand
6 months
@ByYourLogic They'll never realise it, they still blame "BernieBros" for Hillary throwing the easiest election in the world to Trump. These are not people living in reality.
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Akshay Anand
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@shaun_vids No matter how big of a self-sabotaging idiot I become in life, I'll always know the Democrats are worse than me.
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Akshay Anand
9 months
@halomancer1 "Sir, permission to go into the garbage dump?" "For what purpose, Sanjay?" "To give the raccoon back his rabies, sir."
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Akshay Anand
1 year
@PrettyBadLefty Israel follows the Geneva Unconventional baby!
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Akshay Anand
9 months
@DasChaimer @OriginalLily_ @Will_the_Rose You speak a joke language for clown people. What are you going to do? Sit in the corner and cry about it while applying boot polish to your face?
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Akshay Anand
3 months
@Singularitybook @tweetsfromstar @WalterIsaacson Okay Walter, you tried... you can go back to sucking Elon's cock now.
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Akshay Anand
2 months
@posting_forever This has to be bait
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Akshay Anand
11 months
@50YearsAgoLive Spanish Space Program 🫡
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@moose_ul_man @ByYourLogic Amnesty International is not on Whatsapp buddy
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Akshay Anand
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@Seamus_Malek The Israelis have Negative Situational Awareness lol
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Akshay Anand
1 year
@drommba @AliceAvizandum Requesting as an Indian that her Indian Food Privileges be revoked, and that her Indian Restaurant Visa be cancelled/recalled.
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Akshay Anand
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@GaryMarcus Why would people be sad about the financial losses of a bunch of grifters who are pretending they have created an actual AI? Sam Altman is conman, AGI will not come from LLMs.
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Akshay Anand
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@zackleather Writing 500 tweets to make sure nobody immediately sees the tweets that debunk your horseshit assertion is such a pathetic move lmao
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Akshay Anand
10 months
@esjesjesj Why did he write his name on your face? What a creep.
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Akshay Anand
4 months
@themalaru This is scientific proof that smokin cigs make for bigger tits
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Akshay Anand
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@davidgross_man If there is a hell I hope Howard Jacobson burns in it.
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Akshay Anand
10 months
@prolificinvent @Rainmaker1973 You are the only one who has the conscience to say that this is an incredibly dangerous thing to do. That's a good thing to point out, sadly no one else seems to be.
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Akshay Anand
1 year
@BadStairlift @HKesvani Visitors must perform 7 circumambulations of the structure to check for any signs of disrespect and report if they see something to the local constabulary who will be positioned on high circular towers to provide vision of the surrounding area and also to provide announcements.
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Akshay Anand
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@yousoromi Dawg I've never even said that to people I hate, how do you go on a supposed date and then tell the person you're trying to get to know that their thing is lame?!
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Akshay Anand
1 year
@KonkyDong18 @Tom_Heal @halomancer1 There's also the whole thing of 'the economic system is imploding under the burden of those at the top, and the planet is becoming more inhospitable and we're sitting around twiddling our thumbs instead of taking decisive action that would better all our lives', real boner killer
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Akshay Anand
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@woodstockSSB @Liv_Agar I'm just trying to understand, is this so dehumanising that it wraps straight back around to being trans affirmation, or is it like a massive in-joke?
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Akshay Anand
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@okaypompeii With this story and the one where Frances McDormand describes being attracted to Joel because they bonded over books I'm convinced the Coen brothers are too powerful.
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Akshay Anand
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@CantEverDie Jumping headlong and enthusiastically into fascism while yelling about how the "left" is being unreasonable, Case #42069
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Akshay Anand
5 months
@SAMOYEDCORE Z 110? Yeah everything after like 95 had placeholder names till recently, stuff like Unnilpentium for 105. IUPAC only finalised all the names about a decade ago. This stuff only exists for nanoseconds anyway so don't worry your cute little head about it.
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Akshay Anand
8 months
@FuknSlammer How do you say Boo in French? Dien Bien Phu
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@TheKudzuKing @shaun_vids I'm fairly certain they actually have footage from Oct. 7 but it's of their own troops massively fucking up somehow. Their 100s of cameras along the border supposedly have lost all footage on that specific date? Lol
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Akshay Anand
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@cryptic_nc @Kaela03278407 @TheSegirly yeah you are bouncing on grummz's dick you stupid fucker
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@gazamom Literally just what the Japanese did in Unit 731
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Akshay Anand
8 months
@Spencer_Gray @iris_IGB If you believe these IQ tests are somehow reflective of any actual measure of intelligence rather than specific skill at solving these types of standardized tests, I have several bridges to sell you.
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Akshay Anand
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@CerberusXt Also I bet he's only ashamed of Britain because it stopped doing literal colonialism and because there are now like 10% more people of colour on the island.
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Akshay Anand
1 year
@MorePerfectUS I have a much easier solution. Every time a patient whose request is denied, dies, the CEO of that insurance company gets taken out by a Sniper. A much fairer system than the one we have now.
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Akshay Anand
5 months
@FFNoodles @dumbuffoon @KennyGoo @posting_forever Is your iPhone american or Chinese? (Trick question, everything is chinese)
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Akshay Anand
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@xgigglypuff You are going to attract straight up radioactive raw milk guys at this rate. Your sacrifice will be remembered, Soldier.
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Akshay Anand
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@ThugHunta42069 @dsaorthocaucus Yes, that's literally exactly right you fucking moronic dimwit!
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@BonerWizard It was a Titanic struggle to hold in my laughter at the office
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Akshay Anand
9 months
@Liv_Agar PragerU can't be the only ones trying, we gotta give it a shot.
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Akshay Anand
1 year
@MonicaLMarks @YairWallach We have seen some ppl call for an end to hostilities and wanting peace, according to subtitles, but even the least of their demands, their loved ones back home alive, is too much for the bloodlust. Can't save hostages, we need to bomb Gaza back to the stone age... horrific.
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Akshay Anand
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@MonicaLMarks @YairWallach As far as I have been able to read and understand from google translated replies, the families are mostly asking the government to do something to bring the victims back home. They are getting attacked for taking attention away from the war and the killing of Gazans.
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Akshay Anand
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@Supermathie @MissQuickstep @pixeltroid1 And sometimes your specific unit has suffered a fault of some kind.
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Akshay Anand
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@TheGreatLatinx @ahmedhathoutt @celiainsidesss @TheFilmStage They aren't censoring the idf so they aren't censoring a terrorist organisation. This is a politically motivated censoring.
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Akshay Anand
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@ThePhoenix1948 @iain4europe @iamharaldur You seem to be projecting there, bud. I hope you're not allowed onto the internet without supervision.
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Akshay Anand
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@ByYourLogic He converted to Islam
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Akshay Anand
1 year
@Devon_OnEarth To be fair, the CIA have been slow with their ammo deliveries the last few months- er, I mean, I was joking.
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Akshay Anand
2 months
@MikeBlack114 I hope this is true because I refuse to allow Bibi the fucking dipshit to be the cause of world war 3 somehow
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Akshay Anand
1 year
@Devon_OnEarth @MPSLewishamCntl Rishi Sunak didn't get any treats for his birthday so now he's ordered the police to seize everyone else's.
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Akshay Anand
2 months
@halomancer1 Failing the knowledge check when the account is literally named Jenny Tightpants... come on man
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Akshay Anand
10 months
@grumpyesq @eadingas @JonathanFoyle Only you losers would complain about getting excluded from high speed rail links to Europe, then turn around and petulantly make a snide remark about how it's not worth getting to Europe... The grapes are really sour with this one.
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Akshay Anand
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@DCForTootie @TheWapplehouse @holycity15 I was gonna say, this ain't a dude you gotta hand it to.
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Akshay Anand
8 months
@SAMOYEDCORE J. K. Rowling?!?
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Akshay Anand
9 months
@AliceAvizandum Alice needs to do her voice training (Learning to speak with a think indecipherable Scottish Accent and underlaid with constant bagpipes playing)
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