maia 🐈 crimew 🏴
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kitten (it/its), investigative journalist, hacktivist, columnist @magazin_daslamm, dj/musician, wife of lisa | pfp: @slimgiltsoul | signal: nyancrimew.01
st gallen, switzerland
Joined March 2023
they're building an app that lets them confess their love to each other.
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is this a bit?.
It is really strange how Americans all seem to think you need to put “seasoning” (chilli powder and other dried spice mixes) on meat to make it taste of something. Is it something to do with the quality of American meat?
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Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in 2025.
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i really really hope they know how funny it is to put a sprigatito in an airport.
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your rent can't be that high rosey.
To him, height wise, she’s a child. Bro clearly has pedophilic tendencies.
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i once hacked a chinese company and leaked their data. one of their devs then reached out asking me to take it down before their (mega corp) customers notice and after i did so he invited me to hot pot if i ever visit china and sent me some company goodies to my address.
whenever i buy things from chinese companies 99% of the time the person im talking to treats me like family and does anything in their power to try to resolve my issue and then when i get support for something from a western company they essentially try their hardest to kill me.
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modern american culture is built around somehow making century old puritanism seem hip and cool, the evangelicals truly have won.
Does anyone else think it's mad weird that random stores have gooning aid sections now?
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none of these right wing guys ever have literally any foresight, good luck scraping that molten nylon off your porch!.
crazy to be burning a pride flag while wearing suction fit jeans that are only considered acceptable today because men challenged gender norms 20 years ago
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the real problem with the homers odyssey discourse is that percy jackson fans think it's their time to shine.
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if you are trans you need to log off 4chan and if you arent trans you also need to log off 4chan.
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"that can't be a dog whistle, this is just a regular word to me!!!" have you tried thinking about why we call them 'dog whistles' for like two seconds.
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big fan of that "wokest take" trend because everyone is either posting the most lukewarm basic shit or just straight up reactionary right wing takes.
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video footage obtained from a boeing whistleblower (rest in peace).
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referring to your son as "blood boy" is absolutely insane behavior that would be too on the nose in any movie script.
Completed my first total plasma exchange (TPE). Removing all the plasma in my body and replacing with Albumin. This is different from what I did last year: removing 1 L of plasma from my body and then replacing it with 1 L of plasma from my blood boy @talmagejohnson_ . I gave
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i really feel like we should also ask some bigger questions such as "why is an educational institution investing in arms manufacturing".
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im honestly genuinely shocked how little even just short term impact the assassination attempt had, in the moment it seemed like everything was about to change yet everyone has almost forgotten about it already.
>presidential nominee gets shot at.>holds RNC convention.>chooses vp that appeals directly to the base.>gets negative poll bump.
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honry.
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what's so striking to me about younger queer generations rn isn't the lack of knowledge about queer history, but the complete unwillingness to engage with it, when confronted with an identity or history they haven't heard of before they react with disgust rather than curiosity.
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me: my deadname is very uncommon i will never see it. a super common english preposition:.
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i transitioned so the menswear guy wouldn't be able to dunk on me anymore.
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notice how they have yet to defeat anyone using it/its pronouns.
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> "Our products are purchased in more than 200 countries.". yessss marketing team, keep rounding up those numbers, you're doing great.
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so fucking funny seeing all the weird conservative men mad in her replies because she doesnt really follow people back.
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the level feature on iphones has certainly become a lot less useful since we normalized massive camera bumps
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i wonder what the 88 in her username stands for.
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the biggest lie cyberpunk ever told was that the dystopian tech of the future would at least make you look cool.
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still sometimes think about how when my apartment got raided by cops back in 2021 i still had a massive neon sign on the wall of my living room that just said "crime".
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cards against humanity really does come out of the woodworks every four years around the election to do some liberal baiting while hoping everyone has forgotten about the black employee they got institutionalized for calling out workplace racism.
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the "anarcho" bit of anarcho capitalism really is just decoration.
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no matter the outcome of this election: organize, build local community, build strength in masses. elections aren't the only time politics happen, it also happens on the streets, in the community and by mutually supporting each other.
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crazy that this is the thing the IDF starts collapsing over but unfortunately also so unsurprising.
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whenever u point out something is a deeply puritan belief you get hundreds of people going like "im not a puritan i just believe in Common Sense, Everyone thinks this is Weird and needs to be Hidden from the Public" with absolutely zero self reflection.
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i have been made christmas.
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what kind of monster have i put out in the world.
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they need to invent some extra cozy way to be at the computer thats somewhere inbetween laying in bed and sitting at a desk that also makes it extra easy to be under a blankie and cuddled up w plushies or a girl maybe.
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- leaked the nofly list.- getting enough of a platform that i can actually kinda live off of the work i do now.- released/published many more leaks and articles all year long.- got together with my wife and moved to it's city.- got to do an in person talk.
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(polyamorous weezer) what's with these homies kissing my girl.
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cover letter required? fuck you, you get a random file from my hard drive.
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it's so blatantly obvious musk is obsessed with the aesthetics of 2010s whistleblowing and hacktivism and especially wikileaks. first we got the "Twitter Files" and now the "Alexandre Files". he just cannot help stealing vague aesthetics from people who are way cooler than him.
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im very suspicious of the "twitter api leak" for a number of reasons, refraining from sharing it for now as we look into it a bit more, things dont really add up to me and it looks like perfect bait to stir up the pot and later make fun of people for believing it.
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genuinely do not get why so many queer people are just so hateful towards poly people on social media for no fucking reason. do we really always need to find new subgroups of our communities to just hate on for fun? is this healthy? are you having fun?.
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cis allies defeating transphobia by clarifying the target of the harassment wasn't actually some tranny faggot but a "real woman".
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oh my god.
Taking advantage of the downtime in between Electoral College meetings to work on advancing my bill to make sure no political flags are flown in government buildings! #IYKYK
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the amount of people who do not recognize when they retweet just straight up nazi propaganda very loosely dressed up as pro palestine content actually scares me, you are helping absolutely no one by doing zero due diligence on posts like that.
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i still remember when all the techbros got mad at me and others for pointing out that boston dynamics (a darpa funded company) is doing military r&d and their shit isn't silly or cute.
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the idea of a secret number that basically uniquely identifies you and on it's own can be used to impersonate you that you still have to give to a whole number of companies is pretty stupid anyways.
Hackers may have stolen the Social Security numbers of every American — 2.9 billion records — via @latimes .
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exposing the personal info of the SEVEN users you're apparently protecting against the brazilian government truly is a masterful gambit ranked right after making sure millions of users (including those 7) lose access to your site.
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i wrote this small little blog post you may have heard of last year, idk it wasn't a big deal or anything (it was)
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@boygrrI i used to have a coworker who was literally thru and thru the libertarian stereotype, gun nut in his thirties who would only date 16 year old virgins and talk about how its technically legal during work breaks.
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western companies send lawyers threatening to sue u or just report u to the feds.
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they sent me a whole ass essay as a follow-up btw
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currently downloading a torrent at 70KiB/s from 0 peers.
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you don't need to know why.
Happy birthday, P Diddy, Puff Daddy, Sean Combs, or as I call him, Cuddle McSnugglestuff. You don’t need to know why. @iamdiddy.
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If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy estrogen. Go into debt if you have to. Taking estrogen communicates status to women and business relationships
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guy who just came back from ww2 in 2024 upon seeing gawr gura at the ball game: this shit rocks
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why are there like 5 different types of grok button on my screen at once
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diy hrt is really risky because you might suddenly end up with some real big badonkadonks.
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as trans women we need to police each other just a little more and then we'll finally be accepted by society.
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gen z prosecutor: in the courted room. straight up "alleging it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Your charges.
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this seems bad.
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congrats to everyone who thinks im american for arguing with a brit who thinks food doesnt need to be seasoned.
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oh wow, an interesting automation diy project by a channel i havent seen before, let's check this out. "okay so the code on the arduino is quite interesting actually, because i had chatgpt write all the code and it just worked first try". bro you are remote controlling a chainsaw.
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i am barely surviving on sub-poverty income and so are most other trans people i know who aren't incredibly lucky to not have ended up burned out years ago. capitalism is what's killing us at insane rates.
very political take, but tranfems should recognize that capitalism is good for us, and gives us with the ability to provide for ourselves and our community. We are very capable workers, and can create amazing things, and be fairly paid for our work. This is already the case.
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this is not a "millennial complaint" you're just a reactionary puritan.
Too much sex in tv shows. Take the sex out and give us a real plot. You can suggest that they had sex, don’t show us.
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that wasn't just that one company either ive had the CTO of one of the biggest asian tech companies personally reach out to me to just have a chat and ask me to take down the stuff i leaked from one of their subsidiaries.
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oh shit today it is exactly 1 year since i released the no fly list, happy bday to the leak that truly changed my life.
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but maia, why would you expose the US surveillance state and how extremely biased it is against minorities when you could *checks notes* do scambaiting instead
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librarian coming out in a month is going to be like three 9/11s for twitter tgirls.
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people getting banned from tumblr for mentioning cars in combination with hammers feels like such an extremely 2014 thing but is happening right now as we speak with the CEO having a public meltdown on there because trans people are angry at his website.
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they need to teach carding and fraud in school, something with real life applications instead of all that math crap.
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you are NOT prepared for reading the official statement i just got from a ceo, this might be the funniest shit anyone ever said to a journalist.
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my gender is open source by the way, if you want to you can fork it for yourself or try and contribute to it.
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this says a lot about society
man this twitter shit easy just tweet "gross transgender sex" and have your cool hacktivist mutual retweet it for it's 41k followers and everyone loves you.
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just tried to google how many eggs there are left in my fridge.
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i famously do text like that yea.
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if you put enough autistic tgirls in a video call together it will inevitably turn into show & tell.
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there are things online that are neither "reddit" nor "twitter" but instead are very profoundly "discord", in this essay i will.
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my aliexpress brat bootleg cd finally arrived and it's way funnier than i could've even hoped for. since the cover art for the album looked so pixelated and low res they apparently decided to AI upscale it
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the fact that so many young people have fallen for this conservative mindset of pretending as if sex wasnt a thing that exists is wild to me, yall are fighting against your own future, and for what?.
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