inventor of Hellcube & proprietor of Hellcube branded products | winner of TUFG Season 2 |
@geckoslimes
is for chewing 🦴 | minors dni | alt:
@doggirlbrainrot
I fucking love Dungeon MESHI concept art, the charts of how characters look different if they were other races, the exploration of many body types
it's just a great show of how much you can design in a character to make them unique
had to wait to get to my computer to post this.
a few minutes after tweeting that, my phone became completely inoperable.
this is how my phone broke.
every time i turn it on its THIS image and i cant do anything about it anymore
me: my gf broke up with me, my life is over :(
my sexy 6'8" anthro dog dudebro roommate: hey man that sucks lmao. wanna crack open a white paw with me and talk about it...?
me: I don't wanna do gay stuff with you right now, James Barkley :(
him: haha sorry thought I'd offer
Trump: I have wounds all over my body. If I took this shirt off, you'd see a beautiful, beautiful person but you’d see wounds all over me. I've taken a lot of wounds. More than any president ever
my partner, scarred & dirty, returning from the barren and scorched surface after an unsuccessful supply run:
YOU WHAT????
me in my princess bed, watching cartoons, having just drank all 500 gallons of our clean water supply:
my tummy huwts (>_<)
@YOURFRIENDSYLPH
"she girled so hard the cissies were jelly of her banter" no way this sentence isnt supposed to piss people off. the 16-year old girl was BRUTALLY murdered like a WEEK ago.
"which metal gear solid should I start first" hideo kojima wasn't making mgs1 with the thought "I sure hope people can enjoy my video game after playing the third and fourth one in twenty years" start with 1 dude. They are fucking Numbered.
if i allowed my brain to visualize a beefy middle-aged lesbian with scars my consciousness would fade and i would find myself naked in a field 24 hours lat
yellow paint? seriously??
uughh this completely breaks my immersion... it's like whoever designed this street has no faith in the average driver at all... I don't need my fucking hand held
man this twitter shit easy just tweet "gross transgender sex" and have your cool hacktivist mutual retweet it for it's 41k followers and everyone loves you
@soontoons
but im not i was giggling about that picture the other day and you can search "teeth" "tooth" or "pain" on my twitter to know that my dental problems are Extensive and Neverending
when another transfem tells me i should start hrt (important note: i've been on hrt for years) it hurts me more than when a stranger with no hesitation calls me a guy
funny context behind this picture is that I took it in front of my brand-new neighbors while they were grilling. I walked out there, threw a bra, my underwear, and a pair of pants in the grass, rubbed mud and fake blood on myself, and took this in front of my speechless neighbors
@SpungleMoth
im not getting in a "who can have the most repulsive kink" competition i just feel like every fourth guy on the internet has a feet thing. it aint that crazy, yet some people act like its one of the weirdest things Ever
having all 206 bones removed tomorrow.
my surgeon says he's never done this operation before and that it'll be extremely difficult. but i showed him the family guy clip where peters got no bones and he laughed and thought it'd be a funny idea. so he's willing to give it a try
keep liking my tweets, we gon end up like this
*picture of a wet writhing mass. it's covered in innumerable appendages you don't have the names for. what you see on your screen is not explainable by human words. yet somehow you're able to intuit that it's deeply pained*
no matter what side youre on with this ava and shadman stuff i think its hard to disagree that her comments and support wouldnt have been dug back up after 8 years if she hadnt come out as trans
hey
*uglily eats the leftover chicken bones off of your plate*
fuck you. I'm not like those cute soft puppy dogs from online. I'm a shithead muttdog. real piece of work. oh God I think I'mgonnahurl
*throws up on your nice carpet*
uggh. clean that up
*mauls you*
I've got worms btw
*sees a pic of a dog* wow thats so me
*sees a pic of a dog* wow thats so me
*sees a pic of a dog* wow thats so me
*sees a pic of a dog* wow thats so me
*sees a pic of a dog* wow thats so me
*sees a pic of a dog* wow thats so me
*sees a pic of a dog* wow thats so me
*sees a pic of
@nescartridges
everyone acts like they have personal EXTREMELY traumatic experiences with polyamory and that they have to police everyones relationships because of it. can we all just mind our business please it's not hard
*frantically scrambles through the paperwork for my upcoming operation*
f-fuck i.... I SIGNED EVERYTHING ALL OF THESE PAPERS "STEVE-O"... DAMN IT ALL!!! HOW DID I MAKE THIS MISTAKE AGAIN!!!!