🏳️🌈 haver of many autisms: pokemon, xenoblade, honkai, gwitch, fe, maybe some others some days.
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fan of my wife my lovely my world. spam:
@segirlypon
no analysis of this shockingly common mindset will ever make more sense to me than "conservatives are just complete fucking morons". the reason they don't produce art is because they're too stupid to even understand what goes into making art. meaning is completely beyond them
the replies are full of incels saying women just play animal crossing and pokemon so i took a selfie with my copy of Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition for the Nintendo Switch family of systems
if you're acting like Rex is suddenly a good character because he's buff or whatever you have *not* been paying attention. This kid has always been a top tier Xenoblade character
cannot fucking imagine having a brain capable of thinking "oh this person involved in a video i made is laughing at me? must be a kiddy diddler" like maybe people just find you and your culture war slop unbearable
a bunch of people in that post are mad that i made a video talking about a child predator who got exposed i wonder what type of people would be mad about that
*smash bros brawl character selection screen*
*picks N*
“N!”
my Wii remote speaker:
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAA AAAAAAAA!! WHY MIO!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!! YOU SAID YOU’D BE BY MY SIDE!! MIO!! ALL I DID…I DID FOR YOU!!”
funniest thing about xenoblade 3 is that there is canonically a consul A who the game just never elaborates on and doesnt care about and is completely unrelated to the other character named A
absolutely losing my mind over the symbolism in Shulk losing an arm and Rex losing an eye. yes it calls back to mentor figures in their lives but like. Shulk is a mechanic. his arm is his greatest tool. and Rex is an optimist, the way he sees the world is his defining trait
The amount of coping it takes to convince yourself Juniper Xenoblade isn't enby is insane lol
They're only ever refered to with they/them in english, equivalent or no pronouns in every other language, is coded with the gender "2" in oppose to 0 or 1, and was confirmed by the VA
Imagine how good this game COULD’VE been
- all xenoblade 1 & 2 characters return
- Z is zanza and malos kid
- everyone constantly comments on how gigachad rexypoo is
- kosmos and fei and sephiroth show up at the final fight
- noah cuts N's head off
we were robbed xenobros......
News: Nintendo to rerelease Xenoblade Chronicles 3 as Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - Complete Edition. The game box will include Xenoblade Chronicles 3 in its original case, a download code for Xenoblade Chronicles 3: Future Redeemed, and 180mg of estradiol
one time i went to a busy EB Games with a guy i was dating and i spent so long looking at the nintendo section he started feeling insecure and loudly tried convincing me to buy a playstation and when i said i just wanted to play xenoblade he got so angry he had to wait outside
trans person: i'm trans
society: ok
guy with pyra pfp on twitter: i will never play xenoblade 3 because they made the character designs woke and unsexy
chainsaw man is a perfect example of my dark souls theory of transfeminine media - that trans women are drawn towards long, expansive narratives about finding agency in a dark, uncaring world that otherwise aims to maim, kill or use you
i saw someone unironically hating on Noah Xenoblade by calling him an asshole and i've been thinking about it for days. like. did we play the same game
neat thing you can do when shipping m/m or f/f pairings is just refuse to explain how they have children. is one of them trans? did they adopt? was it magic? it's very fun to just be like idk lmaoooo
straight twitter: you can NEVER have ice cream on the first date. that is ridiculous.
queer twitter: this is my wife. i have never been more comfortable and happy around another person. we fell in love over discord hatsune miku karaoke. i moved across the world to be with her
the replies are full of incels saying women just play animal crossing and pokemon so i took a selfie with my copy of Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition for the Nintendo Switch family of systems
xenoblade fans when Norman Normalguy breaks down into tears over his star crossed love interest Cat Kitty being brutally murdered by Evil McNorman, the evil Norman from an alternate timeline where everyone is evil and also a robot
xenoblade fans when the jrpg has two main villains, the final boss who is ontologically evil and has scene stealing gravitas, and the sad boy you fight before him
i know i'll get called pretentious for this but all those tweets saying xc3 was simplified just for newcomers who didnt play 1/2 make me really sad because the ways xc2/3 and ESPECIALLY future redeemed handle generational trust and history's influence really resonates with me
I can't keep this knowledge to myself anymore.
EVERY SINGLE ROCK on The Covenant is the same rock.
EVERY ONE. ALL OF THEM. THERE IS ONE SINGLE ROCK ON THE COVENANT.
NOT TWO, NOT THREE, JUST ONE.
IT'S JUST ONE ROCK ROTATED, SCALED, AND MOVED AROUND.
i hate that purah's redesign is conventionally attractive because horny weirdos are characterising her as some kind of seductress when in reality shes a dork who doesnt clean her room and always looks half asleep and i love her for it
xenoblade fans will see a man in extreme distress and say shit like "awwww 🥺🥺🥰 he's such a blunkly💎 little crunkles kitty 🐱🍭🍬 cat tiny baby blossom 🌼🌼✨💖😽😽"
had a dream where i reinstalled fire emblem heroes for some reason and dickson from xenoblade was added but the game just labelled him as "boogeyman" and he floated around like a god
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authorial intent is a completely foreign language to them. their enjoyment of media is entirely surface level in a way that can only be likened to the privilege of never needing to grow up. everything becomes cocomelon when you can't hear creators speaking through their work
> my dad makes an endearingly ignorant comment about games
> we chat about games he played growing up and its lovely
> i decide to share it online bcuz its cute
> take a photo of my 3ds
most normal guy ever:
media is just images and noise to them. the closest they get to engaging with media is when the surface level they run their eyes over has something some angry internet man told them to hate. they scream about black and queer people like dora tells children to scream at that fox