Thought Slime
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Gender fluid, among other fluids. Any/All. Avatar by @izzi8bit. https://t.co/USTSaSfzwS
Joined May 2017
Yes. They literally keep alcohol at every hospital on earth to help patients suffering withdrawal. You could not have picked a worse example.
When someone is an alcoholic, does anyone believe getting them a ‘safe supply of alcohol’ is the solution? . What the HELL is wrong with the left?!?.
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People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Cyberpunk we were promised: Post human katana wielding hackers to battle mega-corps in a neon drenched city full of flying cars. Cyberpunk we got: This drawing of an chimpanzee smoking a blunt is worth $100,000 because it takes the energy output of a household of 5 to maintain.
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I only read Dune when the movie got announced, but the edition I read had a big foreword from Herbert saying "yo this book is about how the concept of heroism is dangerous.". I thought it was strange to see an author preface a book with how you're meant to read it. I see why now.
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Saw a Joe Rogan clip where he said that nobody knows why "ghosts exist in every culture.". It may be the single dumbest thing I've ever heard someone say.
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Many heterosexual men don't look for women who they're even actually attracted to, but rather women who they think will convey a high status to other men. So we end up in a situation where sexist beauty standards for women don't even reflect what men actually find attractive.
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Elon Musk doesnt understand crediting artists because like any billionaire he has never created something on his own and doesn't understand that other people's labour does not belong to him.
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Oh.
I can't imagine what kind of October surprise we're in for this year. What could possibly shock people at this point?.
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The first question people should ask these guys is "can you give me an example of a joke you feel prevented from making?".
Comedy is being 'policed by the Left' with 'sensitivities that seem out of proportion to the joke', says Office co-writer Stephen Merchant
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Food is a human right, and each person that dies of starvation or malnutrition has been murdered.
Please quote tweet this with your most controversial food opinion, I love controversial food opinions.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing a generation of young mostly white dudes that being calm is the same as being logical, and not being calm is the same as being illogical.
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To me, if indeed God disapproved of queerness and sent queer people to hell, the only moral response to that is that God is evil and should be opposed.
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Normalize being rude back to people who are rude to you.
Somewhat Heartbreaking: The Creator of Those Funny Comics Honestly Seems Like an Asshole
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the pretend coins become worth more because of a dumb joke, but a medicine company lost a bunch of money because their medicine was used to help people. good system.
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This reminds me of the time Nick Fuentes watched my video about him, and during the part where I gave a lift of what a fascist believes, he paused and said "But that's literally all true!".
THIS is not a face I can relate to, sympathize for, or even have a dialogue with. This screams at me to kill it with fire. Even IF I didn't want to kill this thing, I want to be in orbit, far away from this creature. It's horrific, and only a contrarian can argue against that.
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terfs are like "actually, really strict gender roles are how to be feminist".
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Not a huge imaginative leap to go from "hey this guy is dead" to "what if he was still around tho?".
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James Somerton's obvious plagiarism has distracted us from the really important message we should all be learning:.You should be skeptical of all self appointed internet pseudo-intellectuals. None of us, not one, deserve your uncritical trust.
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Jordan Peterson is proof that if you live like Jordan Peterson tells you to, you will be miserable.
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Trump: I'm not gonna leave office if I get voted out. Libs: This guy is nuts!! This why we gotta vote him out this novenver!.
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I'm not a historian, can anyone tell me if anything important happened between 135 BCE and now?.
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If you claim pewdiepie is not complicit when his flirting with the abyss is so clearly radicalizing young men into gruesome acts, then you're either lying or obtuse beyond belief.
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It never ceases to amaze me that the term "gender critical" has come to mean "accepts without question the dominant paradigm of gender, and will defend it in spite of any evidence to the contrary.".
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You may recall that liquor stores stayed open during lockdown for the same reason. The only difference is that puritanical shitheads have decided that unlike other drug users, alcoholics deserve to live.
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The reason right wingers get more upset at looters than police murdering black people is because looting hits then where it hurts: property. People are to respect that their lives are negotiable, but property is sacrosanct.
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It is beyond horrifying to see that despite the heavy handedness, people just. want to follow the fictional space king. They believe his justifications, they nod sagely and say, "Yes, these choices make sense in his situation.".
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People make fun of Hbomberguy for making long videos, but Christopher Nolan also put out a 3 hour Hbomberguy video and everyone gave it awards and shit.
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When I was a kid I thought that vampires had holes in the tips of their fangs that they sucked your blood through.
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The best introductory text for new leftists is working retail.
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I understand the confusion that "every culture has one" narrative creates around more specific creatures like dragons or vampires, but ghosts?. Every single person who has ever lived has at some point wondered what comes after death.
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Sicko leftists will rejoice in Rush Limbaugh's death, simply because each day he was alive he deliberately made the world a worse place. Disgusting.
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If you give a handout to wallstreet, they're just gonna spend it on drugs.
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this woman is a professional writer, and she doesn't understand the concept of a turn of phrase.
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Hey it's ya boy Guy who was a Nazi twenty minutes ago, anyway I'm a leftist now (even though I don't agree with the basics of any leftist ideology and I think they're all pretty cringe). I have some ideas about how the left should behave, based on my gut instincts.
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Geez yeah I can't imagine how scary it must be to have a gun pointed at you like that
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Saw someone defend landlords by saying "if you don't wanna rent, buy a home. ". Gee, why didn't I think of that? Perhaps because rent seekers bought up all of the real estate in my area as investment properties making it prohibitively expensive?.
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It's really funny to me that when you make a joke about liberals not understanding the need for political action past the ballot box, libs will crawl out of the woodwork to say "SO WE DO NOTHING THEN?!".
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A shocking amount of cis people view trans-femme transitioning as a sex act because they (subconsciously or otherwise) think of femininity as inherently sexual.
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This is heroic stuff.
BREAKING: KC Tenants has blockaded the court entrance. 6 people have chained the doors. The people have closed court for today. Every eviction is an act of violence. #endevictions
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The fact that "meanwhile in Canada" is trending is a fucking disgrace. You're aware that there's a protest tomorrow for a black indigenous woman named Regis Korchinski-Paquet the police pushed off a balcony, right?.
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You ever think about how wildly good Into the Spiderverse is?. Just like this absurdly proficient work of technical mastery over dozens of fields, and it's about what if Spider-man met another Spider-Man.
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I suppose that proves Herbert's point, but also says something very unsettling about the role of fiction.
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Now I'm no theologian, but I do think the idea of a catholic being upset that people are being baptized while in a state of (perceived) sin is pretty out of step with like. the whole point of the entire religion.
Matt Walsh reeling after the pope said trans people can be baptized in the Catholic Church
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A few months ago, I made a video about @TeamYouTube's woeful failure to enforce it's community guidelines about harassment when Steven Crowder tried to chase @gaywonk off the platform. Today they gave me a guidelines strike for "harassment or cyberbullying" ON THAT VIDEO.
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You see women merely pretend to have autism, so that they can get all of the good treatment that autistic people famously get.
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Men are from mars, women are from venus, non binary people are from earth and we must fight off this invasion.
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When trans-hating institutions (like the labour party for example) refer to women as "adult human females", the thing that frustrate me is that like. that doesn't even make the distinction they think they're making. "adult human female" is a category that includes trans women.
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There are also millions of alcoholics currently, all of whom have access to well regulated and safe alcohol in every neighbourhood on the fucking continent.
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I didn't wanna say anything, but I once had a convo with James Somerton where I mentioned my plan to plagiarize a bunch of people, and he stole my idea.
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one of the reasons I want all drugs to be legalized, and follow me here, is because I think if they were legal it would be easier for me to buy and then consume drugs.
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in what scenario is a penis more alarming than a gun?
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Imagine seeing this and wanting to mock the people involved for having the hypest day
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Any time you hear the "every culture had one" argument about any kind of folklore creature, it's just because people tend to translate foreign creature names for which they have no word, as something their language already has a name for.
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People laugh at comic books for being too simplistic, and then republican congressmen compare minorities unfavourably to X-Men mutants, and Elon Musk thinks Magneto is evil for evil's sake.
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Ben Shapiro: If I were poor, I would simply choose a higher paying job. A thousand crew-cutted khaki-wearing incels: Yes, this is wise.
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Every year we have to sit down and patiently try to argue with people who think a celebration of the diversity of human sexuality should not contain sexuality.
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Pharmacists are the most class conscious people, because whenever your doctor prescribes a brand name drug and you don't have insurance they're always like "Yeah fuck that, the generic is the exact same thing.".
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This. Abortion and gay marriage are not abstract cultural concepts, they are real things in the real world which effect people's material lives. You either stand for everyone's rights, or get the hell out of our way.
Let me be VERY clear. If you are 'opposed' to abortion and gay marriage you are NOT my comrade. To accept your comradeship would be to fall for lies, to betray the oppressed, to help you divide the universal class that socialists should strive to unite in struggle.
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FUCK. YES.
Stolen target goods have been turned into a place for protests to get items/help.
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I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but it really needs to be said that allowing children to make decisions free from social pressure and coercion, rather than forcing them to conform to what makes you comfortable . is the literal opposite of grooming.
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People were trying to argue to me that this dingus was reformed a few weeks ago
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This is what happens when you uncritically swallow the promises of advertising and consumerism. You begin to think your life has an ideal path that, if followed diligently, will free you from the alienation and ennui that that capitalism cultivates.
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@jk_rowling since you're so concerned, care to guess which demographic of people is most likely to experience sexual violence?.
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Read a bunch of tweets of people saying "Elon Must isn't Tony Stark he's Lex Luthor" and what they seem to fail to grasp is that billionaires being geniuses, good or bad, is something that only happens in comics.
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also you can't leave your house because a disease that we could have easily managed has ravaged the planet so that we wouldn't have to take a couple weeks off of work.
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Just saw some dipshits discussing my super-straights video on stream, and they claimed that "if sexuality were a choice, all men would choose to be gay because women don't like sex as much". And. like.
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Just to be clear, I choose (fully in bad faith) to beleive that that guy tasered himself in the balls to death.
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Saying "this guy who died 200 years ago would agree with my social views" isn't the slam dunk argument you think it is.
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Like if you believe the peeing in bottles thing.
@repmarkpocan 1/2 You don’t really believe the peeing in bottles thing, do you? If that were true, nobody would work for us. The truth is that we have over a million incredible employees around the world who are proud of what they do, and have great wages and health care from day one.
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If we made housing free, then landlords would be out on the street!.
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Andrew Tate got arrested for kidnapping charges because he tweeted out info about his location in a twitter feud with a 19 year old he was losing, and the thing you have to understand is that he is an alpha male.
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Part of the point of dog-whistles like the red triangle bullshit is to make people who point out what you're doing look paranoid. The biggest rubes on the planet then post memes going "Look at the loony lefties saying a geometric shape is racist lol 😂😂😂".
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"Look, capitalism isn't perfect but every other system we've ever tried has led to enormous suffering!" I explain, to the child slave who made my clothes.
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Ever noticed hospitals are full of sick people? There would be fewer sick people if we just got rid of hospitals.
Unjust Deserts: Cities move to ban dollar stores, blaming them for residents’ poor diets. via @cjstevem
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If you make fun of dudes for being short, you're not body positive you just think people shouldn't be mean about how you personally look.
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Only on twitter will people simultaneously claim they are prepared to fight and die in a protracted revolutionary struggle against capital, but then chastise you for saying it's ok to shoplift from walmart.
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You heard him folks, do NOT under any circumstances tweet about the neonazi propaganda webcomic stonetoss, or it's creator named Hans Graebner.
Allegedly Elon Musk has decreed that reporting on Hans Kristian Graebner being the neo-Nazi cartoonist Stonetoss is no longer allowed. So whatever you do, don’t share this.
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I mean, 100% of them are in a racist gang, so I don't know what you expected really.
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Fuckin' bizarre how the right makes trans people out to be the literal devil, but when you look at how trans people are actually behaving it's almost always just somebody working on a high res texture pack for Crash Bandicoot.
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Cryptoart should be drawings of mothman fucking bigfoot, what is wrong with this generation?.
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Nothing angers me more than the spineless liberal strategy of preemptive compromise. The tut-tutting condescension of telling dying people not to demand to live too loudly because that's not productive towards the movement towards demanding sunnier rooms to die in.
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Every few minutes there's something new to be furious about. Don't swallow this bullshit, they're covering up their badge numbers to dodge accountability for the crimes against humanity they're committing.
New Yorkers may begin to see our officers with black mourning bands across their shields—and across their hearts. We wear these in quiet commemoration of our 27 brothers and sisters we’ve lost to #COVID. Another way we honor our vow to #NeverForget.
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Comic book idea:.The CIA decides to kill Superman because he keeps stopping terrorist attacks they wanted to let happen as a pretense for invasion.
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You're shocked that fascists can be so oblivious, but if they had the capacity for awareness and growth, they wouldn't be fascists. It is a political tendency which explicitly rejects complex thought!.
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Today a guy in my comments told me that my criticism of Bill Gates was, and I quote, "punching down.".
I'll never be as embarrassing as folks who demand I stop being mean to the billionaires.
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Time theft isn't anything. Normalize the idea that you owe nothing beyond the duties of your job. If a company requires infinite productivity, it ought to give you infinite compensation.
Are workers ‘stealing’ time from their companies when working from home? Some employers say yes — but studies say just the opposite.
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This morning twitter sent me an e-mail saying that someone reported me for complaing that JK Rowling is a terf, but they found nothing wrong with my tweet so they're not gonna do nothin'. So I just wanna say, lmao eat shit terfs.
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Straight up, if you don't think this is abusive, I don't want to know you.
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Sorry cucks, gender isn't a "social construct" it's biological. Women biologically wear dresses and makeup. Men biologically cannot cry.
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I am inconsolable.
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Can someone explain to me why Joe Biden would do something cool like canceling the Keystone XL pipeline?.
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if one of the protestors did this to her this image would be plastered on every tv in the hemisphere.
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First they came for the presidents, and I was not a president so I did nothing. .
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whenever some leftist theme is in a movie or game or tv show someone will be like "heh, this game is maybe by CORPORATIONS, it's not radical" as though every artist working on tit chose to work for a big evil company because they like to instead of needing to pay the rent.
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