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Holden Caulfield
5 hours
Sure would be a shame if this story followed her for the rest of her life
@CWBChicago
CWBChicago
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Women hired to evict a doctor from her Lakeview apartment allegedly found a badly malnourished dog inside a plastic crate. On Thursday, a judge rejected the state’s request to keep the accused woman in jail.
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Holden Caulfield
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@HarrisonHSmith Chicken hawk dorks are often supportive of Civil Wars until they have to actually fight in one
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Holden Caulfield
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@nkulw Sometimes my mental illness makes me punch women on trains but I’m not a bad guy I actually like music and dancing
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Holden Caulfield
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Rightoid pundits don’t even understand the nature of their own party. There’s no “patronage network” for the right because they don’t have causes to spend money on. USAID isn’t going to fund transvestigations in Hollywood.
@BasedTorba
Andrew Torba
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Say what you will about USAID, but what it demonstrates is that the left fundamentally understands something that the right does not: patronage networks. The right leaves this crucial component of political systems of soft power to "market forces" which mysteriously never seem to materialize in any real tangible way. We've been forced for the past decade to struggle and get by on helping out each other with what little resources we have at our disposal while the left sent every facet of its base billions of dollars. There's a lesson to be learned here.
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Holden Caulfield
2 days
Stupid people are surprised by commonplace events
@nomfwanime
None Of My Friends Watch Anime.
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TUBERCULOSIS IS AIRBORNE TUBERCULOSIS IS AIRBORNE TUBERCULOSIS IS AIRBORNE TUBERCULOSIS IS AIRBORNE TUBERCULOSIS IS AIRBORNE TUBERCULOSIS IS AIRBORNE TUBERCULOSIS IS AIRBORNE.
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Holden Caulfield
3 days
What is actually going on
@NancyMace
Nancy Mace
4 days
Let’s turn Gaza into Mar-A-Lago
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Holden Caulfield
3 days
This guy died in a shootout with cops (and was even posting in the middle of the standoff) like a day after he wrote this Crazy people tend to have crazy views
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Holden Caulfield
3 days
@jadams3217 @MilaLovesJoe @AOC Have you considered that it’s baffling to you because you’re retarded?
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Holden Caulfield
3 days
This is what your replies look like when you’re a nobody account and you mention Eye-vermectin
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Holden Caulfield
3 days
We’re going to replace these with subscriptions to Independent Journalists™ that publish an AI article about how Ivermectin cured a guy’s AIDS in Cameroon
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Holden Caulfield
3 days
We’re going to replace these with subscriptions to Independent Journalists™ that publish an AI article about how Ivermectin cured a guy’s AIDS in Cameroon
@kylenabecker
Kyle Becker
4 days
@politico Just to be clear, Politico was getting funds from all sorts of government agencies for extremely pricey Politico Pro subscriptions. The State Department was the second largest purchaser
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Holden Caulfield
4 days
2025 Political Normalcy is a when one Congressman tweets that another, a foreign-born US citizen, should be deported
@RepBrandonGill
Congressman Brandon Gill
4 days
America would be a better place if @IlhanMN were deported back to Somalia.
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Holden Caulfield
4 days
Any guesses as to the first major corruption scandal that’ll leak out after the FBI refuses to investigate or prosecute? My money (pun not intended) is on China using a cryptocurrency to buy favor with the Trump admin for non-retalliation over Taiwan
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Holden Caulfield
5 days
@jdnoc @growing_daniel The government already knows like 99% of the (domestic) info on a tax return, which is why “filing your taxes” is a thing in very few countries
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Holden Caulfield
6 days
We as a nation must ensure Philadelphia doesn’t win sports championships
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Holden Caulfield
6 days
Why are internet incel dorks cattier than women
@madisontayt_
brecht apologist
7 days
i should be allowed to do public executions
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Holden Caulfield
6 days
The whole War on Woke is still finding footing with the most pro-Trump crowds but soon the normies are going to get tired of being told that a plane crash happened because an airliner swapped coffee brands This guy was way cooler when he was on MTV’s Road Rules
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
7 days
Sean Duffy on Fox News Sunday suggests that "changing names from 'cockpit' to flightdeck'" undermined safety at the FAA
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Holden Caulfield
6 days
Many such cases. There are awful people to be found everywhere, but they’re disproportionately found in extremist ideologies. Tread carefully when you ally with them.
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Holden Caulfield
8 days
@raymondgstanley @joerogan Why would you declare something when you clearly don’t know what you’re talking about? Oh you work for Tim Pool, that actually tracks
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Holden Caulfield
8 days
🚨 BREAKING: I was just out at a place in an area and overheard a large number of affluent-looking white people discussing the price of eggs and saying this isn’t what they voted for and I’m definitely not making this up @TheAtlantic @NYMag @wapo @FoxNews @WSJ
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Holden Caulfield
8 days
I’ve definitely seen more incorrect and/or worse political movements but I’ve never seen such a statistically insignificant group delude itself into believing it’s a hidden plurality Maybe the age demos are such that many are too young to even understand America to begin with
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