KennyGoo
@KennyGoo
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Unfunny, Chronically Online Leftist™. Long suffering Mets fan. Tweets garbage takes on hip hop, film, TV & gaming. Loves trains.
Queens, NY
Joined December 2009
Think it's time I start split posting. I'm not abandoning the Bird App yet, but hope to see more of y'all on The Other Place soon. It's just felt a lot more dead here the past few weeks
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So Andy Samberg just went on national TV and said the US government assassinated the Black Panthers. 2019 starting off on a high note 👍 #goldenglobes
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So I spent *way* too much time on this, but here's how long it takes to walk to the nearest train station at all 30 MLB stadiums
Metro is urging Dodger fans to walk from the stadium to the Chinatown station after home games. They say it can be done in about 25 minutes. We walked the route, which is just over one mile. Follow along with us! 🚶
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@Srirachachau I'll always love this one cause I'll always love The Wire and Wee-Bey as a character lol
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@baddestmamajama Kudos to Glass Onion for going in the exact opposite direction and being funnier for it.
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For anyone wondering what Dr. Dre played on piano b/w Eminem kneeling and Still D.R.E. It's the melody in A Dream by DeBarge, sampled in 2Pac's I Ain't Mad At Cha. Dre's white piano was an homage to the video #SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow
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@ChristoSilvia @jardinsecret888 And birthdays. All my capacity for remembering birthdays has been filled by train facts.
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@FandomAnxiety @fiImgal I've been bombarded with trailers for this film in the coming attractions and not once do they ever give you any indication that it's a musical.
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@DUSKdev I still don't understand the appeal of playing as Robocop. The whole point of the source material is that turning Murphy into a weapon was bad and Reaganomics was a failure. I just don't think that can translate to a game where you're the titular character.
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I haven't played an #AssassinsCreed game since AC3 -- all the latter one just haven't interested me, especially w/ the new grinding mechanics. But a game set in Japan would fully get me back on board 🤷♂️
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Today I learned midwesterners get really upset if you tell them that dirt on a lake shore isn't a beach lol.
my city’s transit system allows me to get to the beach without a vehicle. it’s just as good for the soul while being less polluting, cheaper, and having a kick-ass skyline view
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@LumpyTheCook The ending of Assassin's Creed II remains one of the coolest video game moments ever and they did absolutely nothing with it lol infuriating.
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@OutOfCMalcolm Fully thought this was inside the RV and was deeply confused cause I didn't remember this this scene in Breaking Bad. "Yo why is he using a house pho-- oh".
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@JustinBrannan If you can't recognize this as a failure of Democratic Party leadership and messaging, you should resign now and let someone else run for your seat.
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@greg_shill The easiest way to put the "cash grab" criticism to bed is to eliminate the monetary fine and just suspend licenses and registrations for repeat offenders. Would really be nice to see more fellow safe street advocates join me on that!.
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@AtlWinKnee This is a false narrative. As one of many such examples: hospitals don't close overnight. The people who work at hospitals need a way to get to those jobs. Not providing them a means of public transit is a failure on the part of society.
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@SCentralized Hot take but Lucas was never a great director. Brilliant world builder but not a master behind the camera. Kershner (and Suschitzky) deserve a lot more credit for their work on Empire.
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@MeghanMcCain I don't wanna speak for Beyonce here, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say she wouldn't co-sign you appropriating her image to slander a black woman. If any knows Beyonce personally and would like to correct me on her behalf, please feel free, I could be mistaken.
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@abs_sweetmarie My grandmother has COPD and emphysema. Hers isn't at this stage thankfully cause she quit smoking 20 years ago, but she's needs an inhaler and is really limited in her movement. I definitely feel for him and his family ☹️.
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@JustSayRad Yea this feels totally fair. Appreciate him speaking his mind and that he was given an opportunity to do so.
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@AtlWinKnee Again: false narrative (and one you seem to be making in bad faith). This is an urban planning problem. Put enough people in one place and you'll always have the demand for 24/7 transit service and there will always be enough labor to staff those positions in transit agencies.
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@FandomAnxiety @fiImgal Not a single word of dialogue in the trailers they've been running in theaters for months is presented in song. They don't say it's a musical in the trailer. The original film wasn't a musical. It's not called "Mean Girls: the Musical". Pretty reasonable for folks to be confused.
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@jeremysmiles Thought the same thing 😂 all of this is great but like. it only runs to midnight?? How I am getting home after that? Lol.
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@Very__Regular The secret of the current VR landscape that none of these companies will admit is that VR pornography is the overwhelming majority of what these headsets are used for lol.
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@AlexanderMcCoy4 This is ultimately secondary to the practice of hanging "free college" over the heads of poor kids w/ no job opportunities as a way to coerce them into enlisting. but yes.
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@dualmotkany @m4lema Tbf, Gaelic wasn't "given up on" it was violently taken from the Irish by their imperial overlords, along with most of their culture. (But generally agree, OP is goated, just taking any excuse possible to hate the English 👍).
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@YankeeWRLD Jazz feels like one of those players that would immediately become either public number one or the second coming of jesus depending on how his first month in the Bronx goes 😂.
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@jerryiannelli If by "mean enough" you mean [redacted] every confederate officer + politician and every plantation owner then yes, absolutely.
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@GentleDoofus Andor season 1 finished November 2022 and there's still no date for the season 2 premiere, so I guess we'll see who "wins" here.
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Anyway, taking a train to a lake and taking a train to a beach are both objectively cooler than driving anywhere!.
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@AtlWinKnee And yet Chicago and New York, fair analogues for Paris and Tokyo, have (putting aside the fact that afaik Tokyo does have limited overnight bus service?). For cities of this scale, lack of overnight transit service is a choice.
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@thoughtfulbae I respect your opinion but. it's never gonna happen. His voice is grating and he's not a good lyricist. I'm never gonna choose to listen to his music.
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@KyleKulinski You're not convincing me these aren't just old bathroom floor tiles at a weird angle
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Totally normal guy who's definitely not mad online just sitting on these screenshots for a full week
Also, @Noahsyndergaard, try to treat the fans better. They’re what makes our game go. No place for personal insults, especially about someone else’s wife.
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@LukasHeinzel @LumpyTheCook I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or serious (I never made to Assassin's Creed 11).
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@ChiseHatoriFan Literally the most played game on the platform by a substantial margin. Please stop letting review bombers dictate your perception of a game's success, they are literally irrelevant
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@thefemiurge Ethnic and religious enclaves that extend to the education system are bad. I think that pretty much sums it up.
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@cigarsavorkev @SweeneyABC @Phil_Lewis_ Did you just completely miss the Southwest fiasco last month or?.
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@antonio_diavolo @basedgizmo I'm sorry your parents failed to teach you respect. You seem like a really insufferable person to be around, and I feel for anyone who is forced to tolerate your presence 👍.
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@IndieWire She was great. Her monologue was great. She wasn't best performance great. It's not that complicated.
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@poisonjr First period starting at 7:30 in high school was genuinely insane when I've spent 98% of my adult life not even being awake at that hour. Very cool how we collectively prioritize how much daylight school athletics programs get over how much sleep students have 🤦♂️.
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@The_Acumen I think this is mostly accurate but if the reason you can't afford to miss a paycheck is cause of all the unnecessary debt you took on -- a large expensive home, multiple new cars, credit card debt from vacations and luxury items -- then you're definitely not working poor.
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@DannyVegito I don't think that's what happened?. The mutation suppressing serum is what Hank takes. And that's one thing. A separate thing is the medicine that Xavier takes which makes him walk again, and the side effect is that is suppresses his powers.
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Objectively better than every play Jeter made in his career send tweet.
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@SmallPutrk Also very funny how these guys always pick French, German, or something vaguely Eastern European because anywhere else makes them look stupid *and* racist lol.
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@ProfessorHallow @funkopopmuncher @MonkipiQuinn Unironically yes. Kind of hard to ignore, personally.
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@danvcrswidow Imagine praising the uninspired use of the exact same camera angles across multiple films.
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@GuelfiJohn @BumbleBeeszy He was weeks late to closing down the state and responded to it by cutting billions in Medicaid funding while turning our prisons into labor camps for his hand sanitizer. Get a grip.
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@madamphetamine Had no service in the subway and waited for it to load cause I wanted to see the photo. Did not disappoint 👍
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@AdriCaporusso Probably the best balance of "raw acting talent", "desire to play weird roles" and "genuinely enjoys being an actor" that we may ever see. A true legend 🫡.
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