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This is why they want my babies, sounds crazy but it’s true…
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@mandalynns23
I had like $10 in oversue fees at my library but everything was returned, so a few years ago when I asked to get a library card again they just wiped out the old fees 😊
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@ywomendeservles
Women steal our bathrooms and have the audacity to think they get to decide how we use them?
I hate womben so much it’s unreal.
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@carolynnmackey
@reddit_lies
Does that mean the rona that you guys shut down the wlrld in order tl stage your “great reset” was also just potential life? Viruses aren’t living btw, since we both know you know nothing not told to you.
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@lporiginalg
Sad that she was drinking and smoking meth while pregnant and stabbed the dude for asking for a paternity test
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@AKofth6
@chinesegon
Not borderline, targetting prey specifically because they’re leaving IS by definition predation.
Fuck this dude.
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@Cernovich
It’s pretty easy to tell real news from fake news.
1: If it’s promoted like an ad, it’s propaganda.
2: if it’s censored, it’s true.
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@RealBillyBobby
@lporiginalg
@JDStuntDouble
Like air-tarians, like bruh how do you literalky starve and thirst yourself to death? That’s next level discipline.
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@DahliaWest13
@Circle10
Oh honey, I can’t believe you think normal men want to share a woman in a gangbang.
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@lordandyswain
@thunderf00t
Bro Thunderf00t is just contrarian to be contrarian.
He’s pretty cringe tbh.
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@SenWarren
's
#betrayal
of not only
@BernieSanders
but her own
#Values
is unacceptable.
#VoteWarrenOut
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@tpfinitiative
@LissaJoStewart
This is who I want my neighbors to be, grizzly bears and mountain lions
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@PeterSweden7
I’m not gonna say it’s bullshit because there is evidence to support the hypothesis.
However, I do find it interesting that science gets closer and closer to god, like what caused the universe to explode into existence?
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@GoodReddit
What? What do chairs have to do with anything? There was a girl who sat where i was sitting a few times, like she followed my seat around…
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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@DrDebraSoh
It isn’t transphobic to care about children doing irreperable damage to their bodies while they’re impressionable either.
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@KATUNews
Planned Parenthood: Leading Degeneracy since Margaret Sanger brough Eugenics to America.
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@punishedmother
@shoe0nhead
I’m not religious but I love the astetic, it just moves you when you see it. Powerful.
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@PeterSweden7
How does magic and witchcraft and telepathy work? Seems like quantum tunneling could explain that too…
Like, it just feels like science and religion are both pointing towards the same truth, that god is real.
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@DrawsMiguel
Embrace Extend Extinguish, Stallman’s projection of what GNU was doing onto Microsoft.
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@redpillvegeta
Women weren’t meant to be with each other, they’re meant to tolerate each other and cohabitate with each other in the presence of a man.
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@jenaglez
@EliMcCann
Literally if there is an open and clean pool, and the weather is nice.
I’m swimming in it, no matter what the context is.
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@EgoDriv
What’s the point of being able to levitate if I don’t levitate straight outta the bullshit?
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@PeterSweden7
Don’t forget virtue signalling support for a country that’s barely older than I am.
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@0xz33_
@dystopiabreaker
Yes, and I can levitate.
The CIA is jealous and wants me to breed their wives.
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@kiv_kotare
@ramzpaul
Same, Jonsson -> Johnson for me.
I have an ancestor with the last name Bonesteel and I’ma steal it one of these days.
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@waitwhatweird
@troonytoons
They’re delusional narcissists, they all think they’ll be the exception.
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@tpfinitiative
@LissaJoStewart
What makes you think I was describing the picture buddy?
I want motherfucking Grizzlies.
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@fox12oregon
@AP
This sets a terrible precendent, next they’ll be suing GM for vehicular homocide. The tool is irrelevent to the crime.
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@WiseMenThoughts
@WomenBeingAwful
True, i’ve been in a couple threesomes and the women are happy to have sloppy seconds, literally prefer to be second.
Women like sharing men, men fon’t like sharing women.
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@autumnpard
I’d kill some apes to save a few people, i’d kill a few people to save an ape.
🤷
Depends on the context.
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@__phantomderp
There’s SO MUCH HATE for C it honestly makes me mad as hell.
C is a good language at it’s core, it could be better, and I wish the type system was stronger (enums being their own types, no more promotion or implicit ints) but those are fairly trivial issues.
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@coco_komaa
Maan wish I saved that vid Alexa made of her lil booty humps she sent, that shit was cute as fuck.
Too bad she’s a disobedient psycho.
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@VillianEclipse
@chazbabe1111
@RayKenpo4life
@Rothmus
Weird how women always wanna brag about empathy but never practice it.
Oh wait, that’s EmOtIonAl LaBoR.
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@WomenBeingAwful
You know, I was once at a bar and this girl told me she was on a boring date and wanted to come sit with me like that isn’t the biggest red flag imaginable…
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@animaliann
@mjolke
@Rothmus
He was almost certainly right about the CIA, my CIA stalking case is confirmed by the Congressional Oversight & Accountability Committee.
There really are glowniggers running around, trying to make us have babies.
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@lolitadiariess
It’s called being concieted/narcissistic.
You wear so much makeup because you’re insecure, but here you are saying you’re perfect and putting on a front, acting arrogant.
Chill.
True beauty is obvious and delicate.
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@saintkayleepain
@RealJoeDee1
@lporiginalg
We’re not trying to get women to like us, we’re telling women what we need from them for us to like y’all.
You’re not the only one who gets to choose boo.
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Jessica Glinn was 16, I was 17 then.
Angela Glinn was driving her and her sister back in her Volkswagen.
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@lefthas0class
@troonytoons
It’s satanic inversion, satan hates God and everything God made, so he inverts it.
Turns men into women and vice versa.
They’re victims of satanism, gullible, willingly ignorant, but still victims of satanism.
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@__phantomderp
@supahvee1234
Honestly, what drives me craziest is the idea that C shouldn’t try to be better, that c++ exists and you should swallow all of it’s flaws just for one or two features you do like.
Fuck that.
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@mimiclovesgamin
@HazelAppleyard_
Honestly, I think they’re weak and demonic influences/intrusive thoughts are goading them to hurt themselves…
That’s the level I’m at.
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@BWay124
@kirawontmiss
I went to foot locker once, turns out they don’t stock anything bigger than 13.
Never went back.
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@pearlythingz
There needs to be a “I refuse to date women who has kids that aren’t mine” option.
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@VillianEclipse
@chazbabe1111
@RayKenpo4life
@Rothmus
I didn’t make those memes, I found them and shared them because they sum up women’s bullshit attitudes.
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@KOINNews
OH NOEZ NOT THE RONA WITH IT’s 0.05% death rate, it’s the new bubonic plague!1!1!1!1!1 shut the fuck up about this damn virus
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@DelroyZx
@lporiginalg
Huh? They put out a public statement to virtue signal if it’s not true, if it is true it would mean they see his end game, it makes even more sense with the statement, not less.
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