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and there was a great earthquake. and the sun became black as sackcloth made of hair.
Idaho
Joined April 2021
ghosted on a date like a week ago, she hits me today with one of the worst messages i have ever received from anyone in my life
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@chiweethedog absolutely, and i’d go further to say the participants in this are going to be filmed for her to post on instagram or tik tok.
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got fired because my boss caught me trying to crouch jump into a corner and clip through a floor.
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@G31020330 i think i was just so astounded i wanted to quickly end the conversation in a way that wouldn’t garner a response. but she absolutely deserved a rude response.
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@KingDad42 i just know it would be so much better if you made some beast knuckle for me to bring!.
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@burnbythecure smoking weed with weird desperate horny guys and talking to a girl for 5 minutes - the night of a lifetime.
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@ke11ybender it’s really sad how it makes people pretend have seizures and also do a really bad job.
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@burnbythecure let me remove the metaphor. why would i want to be friends with the desperate horny guys who show up.
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check this out *slaps surface of lake with big stick, creating an Incredible wave*.
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i have to pee but my roommate’s in the bathroom. do you think he’d be alright with me peeing under the door so he can put it in the toilet.
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the word “psyop” has been annoyingly overused and lost all meaning because people think it sounds smart. if i said psyop 10 years ago you’d think of when the army played scary ghost voices on speakers to scare the Viet Cong. now it means people who say dumb things are being paid.
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@wisdomandlore i’ve heard of this happening but it’s usually predicated on it being a normal date rather than some weird Bachelorette thing so that the guys actually show up.
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@notaburner38 @Pan_Icelandism @Felentelechy yeah, something i really wanted to do after receiving this was argue with her.
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Weird, haven’t seen Big Foot today, but this was on the floor of our cave. he must’ve take- i mean found it in a campsite. i can’t figure out how to open it.
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hold still. i’m going to paint a gorgeous picture of you on a huge leaf with berry juice dye.
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@G3rryM0nt3s @NaviGoBoom @Realtalk2022 this is true. i got a year in prison for taking my AK off safety.
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(turns to you with the sourest puckered sour atomic gumdrop nuclear sour candy face ever).
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recurring thoughts about adding a Russia Navy active sonar system to my car. guy in a lifted truck tailgating me because i’m not going 70 in a 35 and i can just ping him with 235 decibels and instantly boil his blood and vibrate his brain to jelly.
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guys who’s cooler, this fucking dork or the shirtless guys playing with the big muddy machines? i get so excited every time they get posted.
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sasquatch could take on a whole dropship full of armed greys. i really hate greys and have killed multiple but i wouldn’t want to watch. it would make you sick.
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@PatrickLoller wow i didn’t know that was the only guy who did a war crime. thanks for the info.
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it’s still crazy to me that none of these idiots will even make the effort to look up a video of what a seizure looks like before pretending to have one.
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this cat always follows me home when i go smoke a cig and i let him hang for a few minutes
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i just spilled my basket of berries, but it’s okay. i actually eat a lot of things off of the ground.
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a Nintendo Switch is so portable, how could you not take it camping? just be sure and leave it at the camp when you go on a long hike during the day.
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*takes bite of peach* mmm. this juicy peach tastes just like. *digs thumbnail into peach* . just like a fresh reuben sandwich… *crushes peach in hand*.
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