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Chthonic force of nature. Aquarius Rising.

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Joined November 2013
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I bought the audiobook version because David Lynch's voice is so comforting.
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The David Lynch Deep Dive continues. every day I love this man more and more.
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@Poppy_yyyyyyyy Ready, kids? Let's RUIN mommy's time on this race that she's trained MONTHS for!.
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@Circle10 oh honey, she was lowkey inviting you to a gang bang.
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@OnlyBangersEth Neither one of you is making the Zombie Apocalypse Team.
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@GeauxGabrielle Cardi's been failed by every man in her life. She's really due for someone to step up and take care of her.
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@mrnastynodrama The whole ocean ecosystem collapsed from the amount of micro plastics in this one video.
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@currenttheejoys How is this your man? Like how do you lay claim to him, over and over again, reasserting every single morning when the sun rises that, out of all the men who are and may yet soon become available, you would rather shackle yourself to one that is perpetually 15 years old?.
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@bronzeageshawty Oh, and that you should never, ever become a mother. Not even to a goldfish.
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@bronzeageshawty That you see your daughter as competition for men.
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@DailyRapFacts @kendricklamar When Kendrick eats, everybody eats.
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@shes_rADIAnt They say Diana died, ultimately, because no one around her prepared her for a 'Royal Life,' aka he's going to cheat on you with multiple women, have multiple children out of wedlock, but he's slated to be KING and you will be Queen, so you must endure this. I don't know what.
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@githii Take the stapler off her desk. She's not going to need it.
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@beyoncegarden Me, walking into every room like I own that shit.
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@fesshole Did someone record this? Please say someone recorded this.
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@ask_aubry Wait 'til you go through his phone, honey.
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@AishiaDeal A woman will ask a man to do the dishes and he will wax poetic about finances for two hours just to avoid it. 😐.
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@amuse Twitter, who is this? What's his name? Where does he work/go to school? What did he eat last Thursday?
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@JoshLekach I hope he sues you πŸ˜‚.
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@githii DO NOT EVER DO THIS, FOLKS. I don't care if they "volunteered." They are underage and not capable of making legal decisions. This is the quickest way to a lawsuit, possibly jail time, too. This could permanently damage someone's eyes or trigger a fatal asthma attack.
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@LRH_Superfan We saved their asses in the 90s, but go off, kiddo.
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@BornAKang Don’t do this. That Lion is going to get shot over stuff like this. This is wrong.
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@isabellamoody_ Not shocked to see this comment from a woman who tried to sex-traffic her own toddler to an influencer for clout.
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@atrupar Of course they exist. Mentally ill people are EVERYWHERE. But I'm not going to participate in their delusion. You can call yourself Napoleon. That's fine until you put cannons on my lawn. After that, we fight.
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@GhostRMCF @CultureCrave No, he didn't. THere was supposed to be a whole lead up to "That Ending." Those two show runners were too excited to do Star Wars, which by the way got CANCELLED because they screwed up "That Ending." 😏.
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@JordanHallWX @Brandon205205 Honey, if you're on the road and the people behind you are on the road, ain't none of y'all done any "planning".
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@slightwright I love how she threw open that front door so dramatically. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
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@VonSchalk @NATERERUN That was Bhad Bhabie not Whoa Vicky.
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@spacemannstuntz What do the kids call it these days? Social Justice? I have money and free time. I can fuck up some person's life just on principle if I want to. Don't even have to break the law. I could just show all your neighbors video of you torturing a dog for fun and let them do the rest.
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@metpoliceuk @zahra_etc It's crazy that it requires online crowdsourcing to get the UK Police to actually (pretend to) investigate crimes these days. They're probably trying to build a case against the waitress so they can lock her up for life.
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@brixwe The funny things is, most of these are just reasonable things that well-raised people would do anyway.
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@latterdaylaura Bold of you to assume they even know what day their wife's birthday IS, ma'am.
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@lporiginalg Brooke learned she can't buy her way into Heaven.
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@esjesjesj Just take his stuff. He’ll stop leaving stuff there if you keep taking it.
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@skooookum The value of diamonds has been artificially inflated by De Beers for 100 years. They keep most of the world's diamonds in a vault in order to maintain the prices. Manufactured scarcity.
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@theashleyray Ronan plays it the best way anyone could. When an interviewer asked point blank, "Is Frank Sinatra your real father?" Ronan laughed and said, "Hey, we might ALL be Frank's kids.".
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@DallasZoo Some old lady right now has a clouded leopard in her living room and she's feeding it Tuna and mayonnaise.
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@theneedledrop I'm still on the "I won't fight you, you're a woman beater, it'll feed your nature.". Drake's ghostwriters called Drizzy a woman and that doe head just recited the line into the mic like a lamb led to the slaughter. His team really hates him. 🀣.
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@MediumSizeMeech I admit I thought the lifetime doc was going to be the jump off for a return to a show. Maybe pared down but certainly a podcast. This is hard to see.
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@johnrobb Duh. There is no such thing an Americanized "Right Wing" in Europe. EVERYONE in Europe is pro-Socialized Medicine, pro-Taxes, pro-Abortion, etc. Literally the ONLY thing that makes anyone "Right Wing" in Europe is the immigration issue. That's it.
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@SkylaAintSorry Gay men: act like women. You: Look what gay men invented!.
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@Hoopztarot I wish there were follow-ups to these videos. I'd like to know how this marriage is going.
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@koo50024 Fathers who call it "babysitting" when asked to spend time with their children.
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@talleyberrybaby Not me, clicking for the essay. 🫀
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@isabellayonce "Your real mom told me.".😳.
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@bakersfieldscc @Poppy_yyyyyyyy Local man FURIOUS that a woman did something for herself for once.
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@andrepower I want this song to go #1 on Billboard so fucking much.
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@antikaia @BuzzingPop the girl who put fries up her nose?
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@sugabelly She’s an adult. But I sure as shit would be very aware that my very young daughter is watching our every move. Is this what Kanye wants North to turn into?. Try setting an example for your kids, β€˜dad’.
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@Slatzism Okay but do they have to bring a baby into that mess?.
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@keithboykin I mean, I thought that was just how it worked in the first place.
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@verymimi We could solve our National Debt problems by making it Pay Per View.
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@Yanky_Pollak @stillgray You know there's a human being like 1 foot away from the dogs, right?.
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@esjesjesj Whew. The flip flop.
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@WomenBeingAwful He cheated.
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@LarryOConnor Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you: 1984
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@luminous_beans @beyoncegarden To be fair, hardly anyone appearing on the BBC is actually wearing pants.
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@trad_west_ Well. they're BOTH divorced now, but only one has millions of dollars and the other is flat broke and under investigation for financial fraud, so. .
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@thechosenberg Divorced men are divorced FOR A REASON.
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@55mmbae You know, too many adult "friendships" are really just holdovers from college and/or jobs, places where your options were limited at the time, but now you feel obligated to continue interacting with these people for years after the relationship should've run its course. Sad.
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@TuckerCarlson I have to say. I have not, historically, liked @RealCandaceO very much. She's a former leftist who came off as kind of uninformed and shrill when she first stepped into the media spotlight. But I think it's pretty clear now that she's a mother and has had some time to grow and.
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@SeasonOfLana @NICKIMINAJ she's gonna rhyme "foot" with "foot" and act like she did something.
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@segun_os_ The human race would not go extinct. Elon Musk would just have the same number of children as Genghis Khan. No one needs your genes to continue, bro. Sorry to be the bearer of. bad news.
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@devery_mccain Horses can sense bad energy. I had a Quarter Horse for years. If she didn't like you, there was a reason.
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@Circle10 Text her back. We're all invested now. We want to know how it went.
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@JonathanTurley How? A Ouija board?.
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@Tocharus @Maraeven She also had an affair with another crew member and he got tired of her and broke up with her and THAT'S why she wanted to go home. Don't leave that part out. 🫀.
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@nypost The BEST part of this story is that her lover is her own sister's EX HUSBAND. Does she even like that guy or does she just hate her sister?????.
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@ndrew_lawrence Could just walk 200 yards away and check in at an official station, but you'll never ask why they don't do that.
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@SaltyGoat17 @dom_lucre Someone get this man a Safe Space, QUICKLY!.
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@ThePopTingz Honey, if you drop 22 songs and none of them are sticking, maybe hold off. 😬.
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@XXL β€˜I’m what the culture feeling.’.
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@isabellamoody_ Really can't fathom why you haven't gotten a visit from CPS yet.
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This is the same woman who offered her infant daughter's virginity to a predator, definitely not surprising that she's attacking victims of childhood sexual abuse:
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@SomaKazima Here's what you do:. Wait until the brother falls asleep. Make copies of the family photos of your husband, his other wife, and his two kids by her. Print them out, hang them in YOUR house. Proceed to have YOUR baby without telling your husband. Let him walk into the house, see
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@Ya_Boy_Money @sanddycheeks3 He can write but he can’t recite.
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@ScottAdamsSays Aren't you TWICE divorced? How about you figure out how to KEEP a wife FIRST before you attempt this pivot into Relationship Guru?.
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@TheWapplehouse Guy is trying to save that motorcyclist's life with important advice. Don't cry to us when you end up ground chuck on the highway, dude.
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@FDRLST Boy, you better pack this shit up.
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@FromAerin especially the one taylor wrote for her.
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@aziz0nomics You know she practiced that speech like a dozen times in the mirror before she walked in there. She was so proud of herself.
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@JustAPoeticMess Oh, look. another failed novelist decides that trashing her competition online is easier than writing a good book and trying to sell it. 😏.
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@WriteARapSis Eh. Sexyy Red looks like she's got every STD known to man and at least 2 that ain't even been discovered yet. PAAAASSSSSS. 🀒.
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@MrsJellySantos I need to see this man. Who's out here doing all this?.
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@KingsleyIyamu6 @brutalfightz Grabbing his shirt and dragging him with it then hitting him with a belt is physical abuse.
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@BonifaceOption Ma'am, give the kid one of your McDoubles.
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@7thmooseonleft @WallStreetSilv Sure and likely it'll fall into the ocean, because the Earth's surface is mostly ocean. Or it'll keep flying toward China like their "weather balloon.". Or it'll fly into the house of someone who once worked for the Clintons. Could go many ways.
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@BardiUpdatess "Worth It" is arguably the best song on the album. A true marriage is slightly adversarial, a husband and wife both pushing each other to be better than they are currently. That's how you grow. Get a spouse who helps you GROW, who helps you actualize your true POTENTIAL.
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@MetroUK Sir, you "Old People" INVENTED the damn phones!.
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@redusa21 Irresponsible men aren’t going to make great fathers. That’s kind of how things got this bad in the first place.
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@huhwhatnope @FadeHubb Nothing says, "I really don't care about you" quite like proposing in a fast food restaurant.
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@sfmcguire79 Raise the voting age to 25.
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@BBB1383494073 @shes_rADIAnt I saw it on DataLounge and as we all know, the gays always have the Royal Tea, dear. Diana thought she would be enough for Charles. She was not. Kate Middleton isn't enough for William, either. End of.
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@thechosenberg And when the kid graduates to killing the neighborhood cats, you'll be like, "How could we have known?".
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@Pensandpages @TiffanyATrump YOU'VE mentioned Donald Trump 1,000 times. Guess that means you're endorsing him, huh?.
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@iamcorrectbro @AMAZlNGNATURE Because lettuce comes from outdoors. I'd be more worried if he found it in a bag of Doritos. 😏.
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@BaileyCarlin If you want to, but there are "beaches."
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@keithboykin Controversial, sure, but. we really need to start arresting bystanders. The neighbors told police that they knew the kids were being locked in the shed. I say throw the neighbors in jail right along with them.
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@GabeXCXI @spacemannstuntz I keep telling people, you've got to get a hobby. It's essential to overall health and wellbeing.
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@GraduatedBen The real reason you know Taylor Swift’s name is because her corporate banker father bought thousands of copies of her first album so she’d hit Billboard. Rumor has it all those albums are now stored in a warehouse in New Jersey somewhere.
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Dahlia West πŸͺπŸͺπŸͺ
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@Liz_ORiordan You start with the fridge. From there you've bought yourself a lot more time.
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@DahliaWest13
Dahlia West πŸͺπŸͺπŸͺ
8 months
@hoetolegy "You look like mechanically separable chicken." πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”
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@DahliaWest13
Dahlia West πŸͺπŸͺπŸͺ
9 months
@_StayOutTheWay_ Now how can I go to HR when I'm under arrest?.
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