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Howdy! 👌🏻 cooking, politics, science, tech, medicine, books, nature, memes 👎🏻 gender ideology, political idolatry, psychiatry, opioid hysteria
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@SonjaAgora
When you sell it, the milk should be the person's to do with as they please. What's wrong with testing it?
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@thechosenberg
Nothing the ex says is going to be any good for his current relationship.
It's probably something like "you were the one, I messed up, I missed you so much," and "all I want is one last time together."
I don't know if he should or not but he'd be walking into a minefield.
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@paytondev
I turned verbose boot on an old android tablet and it's pretty horrifying how many errors get thrown just as a regular part of its boot sequence.
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@MarcoMSchulze
@SJRoadW
@JRRmack
@Random832
@christapeterso
I feel like none of you have ever used razor blades. They're small and flat, and they can last a while. You'd be able to fit several lifetimes worth of razors in those wall disposals.
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@ZachEscalan
@thechosenberg
@markjaquith
Why would you ever not do lab grown?
The only reason you can tell lab grown gems apart is because they're too perfect to have been mined.
Although good luck finding lab grown diamonds that aren't ridiculously marked up. Anything over $100/carat either way is dumb.
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@bartsdiaz7
@impossiblyeve
This is prep work at a restaurant.
Plain cooked noodles are portioned into single serving sizes so they can be reheated quickly for people's meals w/ whatever sauce.
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@Oleinsha
@crazyclipsonly
Lighters were banned after the shoe bomber incident but it was a roundly ignored directive and it made the TSA look bad so eventually they gave up enforcing it
Smokers need their lighters so they can go hurry to have a smoke before their bags arrive after going 4+ hours w/out.
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@m3lam4nia
@murrayb560sl
@cctvidiots
Coal tar soap / shampoo can make cats act like that. It's toxic to cats but drives them nuts.
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@_KingLouisJr
@Smooooth1e
@Arclight09
@Lord_Jorah
@reddit_lies
She's bored of her husband and is emulating something she saw on TikTok.
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@buccocapital
I had a job cooking pizzas, discounting prep work it takes about a minute to make a pizza, four minutes for it to cook with the right oven, and costs maybe $4.
You can really pump out pizzas if you have the demand. Always seemed like it could be a highly lucrative deal.
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@RonnieAdkins_
A speed boat filled with explosives killed 17 on the USS Cole. Those boats can pose a threat.
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@amyisquitebusy
@DuckieLouise
Reminds me of my brother. After he abandoned his daughter he found a new family and religion but continues to completely ignore her.
How does a person reconcile that internally?
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@greentexts_bot
I bet there was heavy machinery running in one of the buildings that was producing loud low frequency sound. They couldn't hear it, but they could feel it and it was drowning out everything else. Low frequency sound can also cause people to feel a sense of unease.
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@AriDrennen
If one woman being killed means it was incited by hate from the anti-TQ faction, what does Audrey Hale represent? 👀👀👀
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@CaptainCrown
@m3lam4nia
@murrayb560sl
@cctvidiots
Himself. Compounds in the coal tar (creosote and phenol I believe) get absorbed into the skin and it takes a while before they won't drive a cat bonkers and potentially poison them. My cat used to go nuts attacking my head from my dandruff shampoo. Like catnip mixed with crack
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@Lemesquinn
@GjoniTheOni
@randomshepard
@Borgryn
@stone_toss
You don't have to read everything in an article before you can think it.
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@VisionaryVoid
@fasc1nate
This is a picture from an album Eighteen-year-old Lili Jacob (1926-1999) found at the Dora-Mittelbau camp in an abandoned SS barracks.
That's where they worked on the V2 rocket, mostly underground, there were no gas chambers there.
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@JaymetheRN
I was close to two women who passed away from cirrhosis, one went quick and was treated lovely in the hospital, the other spent a year in agony being treated like human garbage by her doctors because 'she brought it on herself.'
I used to listen to her cry in pain every day. 💔
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@jasonwonton
@thechosenberg
There's something about witnessing someone's final moments, to bear witness to their suffering.
Also it's educational, for example: don't fool around with heavy machinery, steal from a cartel, or live in Brazil.
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@profuhuasimp
@mcpickleson
@newmantruman420
@sorathexxplora
@_maecol
@TrillLocnikka
Wym, bartards are probably the most annoying drug users.
"Look at me, I can't remember what I said 15 seconds ago so I'll endlessly repeat myself."
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@musclegeat
@stillgray
That's what I was thinking. Poor woman. Kind of sweet of her to try to warn everyone they were going to die really. In her own head she was looking out for them.
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@freshyjmp
@thechosenberg
One of my favorites was this woman who started 'shipping' herself with my friend whenever she talked.
i.e. "Me and OtherGuy are concerned about you"
Just out of the blue. And pretended like there wasn't anything to it.
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@WizMonifaaa
Oh black people. Happy New years, sorry about slavery, bringing y'all out of Africa was a mistake.
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@hcetamd
@greentexts_bot
It blew my mind when I learned we used a nuclear reaction to boil water and that's nuclear energy.
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@tallowqueen
@chionogirl
Paper plates like pretty much every paper material that comes in contact with moisture and doesn't become soggy, has been plasticized and the chemicals leach pretty readily.
If you care about that sort of thing.
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@killersumobunny
@Wellings324152
@azraelfallen
I don't think you're wrong here, and while I couldn't find anything it is not out of the realm of possibility that picture could be matched to a specific building w/ an image search, and then it's just a matter of looking for the right mat.
Tech has gotten crazy these days.
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@ohkanobii
@NoCapFights
See tantric sex. You can train yourself to go as long as you want, 2 hours, 4 hours... all damn day, whatever.
Women don't actually like that though, it can start to hurt after a while. Generally the preference is around 20 minutes.
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@Darkminstrel1
@SumDumHoe
Food was rationed in Star Trek Voyager, they had 'replicator rations,' which is why Neelix turned the Captain's state room into a kitchen.
This was unusual so that would mean food was not rationed in TNG.
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@NBCNews
This is absolutely disgusting.
We're protecting Israel's interests and their ability to continue genociding Palestinians.
Half as many Native Americans were killed in wars with the US in 100 years as Palestinians killed in Gaza in a few weeks.
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@ShannenPill
I've tried it as an adult. Human milk tastes like 2% skim milk leftover from a bowl of sugary cereal.
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@IzEnuff
@megourd1967
@libsoftiktok
@instagram
Saying anything Jews don't like is antisemitism, it works just like transphobia.
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@NkechiKwenu
@rao_zameer
@Morbidful
Women are rarely responsible for crimes like this, if she had unusually high levels of testosterone that makes her look mannish it may explain why she did it.
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@meatydiogenes
@latterdaylaura
I don't think they make those cakes in house, so it's probably really made by a stoned 19-year old at the ice cream cake factory.
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@GetOnTap
@Morbidful
You just hear about it more thanks to social media, it was always like this.
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@WuKaiTian1010
@greentexts_bot
Idk about every night but a woman once read me poetry when I couldn't sleep. It was very sweet.
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@blondehunx
@quibblingsworth
It can mean having him raise children his wife had from another man thinking they're his, or just in general her having sex with another man.
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@chineekol
@Morbidful
By kidnapping him, Fats was absolved of being a willing associate of the Mafia. May have been for his own protection.
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@BurnerCoast
It doesn't make me think good things when teachers don't want their own families in public schools because they're bad. Seems to me those teachers are part of the problem. Fire them all!
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@J_Kane
@dumbbitchcap
The 90s called dawg, they want their canned pumpkin prices back.
I bought a can at Thanksgiving that was almost $4.
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@GraduatedBen
I get it, California is beautiful.
I had never been before recently and I was expecting homeless and addicts and crime everywhere from what I've read online, but I see far more of that in Texas.
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@101Rand0m
@WomenPostingLs
I'm sure there's tons and tons of roles for 5'2" transmanlet actors that audiences would love to see. She could uh... play Michael J. Fox in his later years.
Although her last film she had to finance half herself, and they used to pay her to be in these things.
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@miss_overdose
@ImRyanBlue
It drives me crazy when I see cooking videos and people touch raw meat then everything else in sight without washing their hands.
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@Oleinsha
@crazyclipsonly
That's a normal aspect of being a smoker, nicotine withdrawal sets in within 2-3 hours and lasts 2-4 weeks.
Therapy is as unscientific and ineffective as acupuncture.
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@DrZedZha
Sounds like me.
My many doctors throughout the years have gotten so much wrong and been generally ineffectual that it leaves me having to do the work myself and argue my case. I don't like doing it, it's tiresome and I shouldn't have to.
Sometimes I end up being wrong too.
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@kimberlycaritas
@ChadNotChud
IBS is a diagnosis they give you when they don't know what's causing the issue.
The docs rule out Crohn's and then they tell you that you have IBS and to take fiber and probiotics (recently outdated advice) that doesn't fix the problem.
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@mokeymokes
@SWENGDAD
Nobody can compete with someone who dies before they had a chance to disappoint or hurt you, they become deified in your mind.
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@JoeTegerdine
@girdley
Canes is really missing out by only having that one sauce. I'm not a big fan of mayo and ketchup. Some country gravy would be nice.
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@ghigeonttv
@ShitpostGate
This is unfortunately very real. Although what it requires is 3 separate wifi transmitters and one receiver on a drone. You're probably surrounded by the transmitters already. It can even read through walls.
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@senpaichz
@messedupfoods
That's a bizarre take, french fries are just using a potato as a vehicle for eating oil.
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@amino1music
@wanyeburkett
I used to think the same until a couple of my dogs were mauled and the owners of the pits weren't bad owners.
Animals have their own personalities we cannot fully shape.
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@Youngpocket21
@UsingCigarettes
It makes sense. The propellent isn't age restricted. The cracker is paraphernalia tho.
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@igetredpilled
@weirddalle
I just sniffed my raw steaks, should have cooked em up a day or two earlier. It won't be quite as good, but it's not turned yet.
The nose is powerful, you can also tell when food is done cooking or needs more seasoning.
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@Top1Rating
@creepydotorg
The problem is black market fentanyl. Pharmaceutically controlled fent is more dangerous than natural or semi-synthetic opioids but the real danger comes when you think you're doing some other drug and it's contaminated with black market fent. You don't know what you're taking.
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@iHumanGuy
@escapefrommelos
I didn't know why she did it, CFS is understandable.
Pray you never have a painful, poorly understood illness with no cure and no effective treatment.
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@Oliver_Demari
@is_earth_hollow
@PicturesFoIder
It doesn't look undercooked in the video cause the finished product she shows isn't the same as what she was making. Ground beef won't cook through like that before that pita is incredibly overcooked.
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@B1son_
@michaelcurzi
A scissor issue is one that affects lesbians, and a world spirit is something that lesbians believe in during their wiccan phase.
OP is obviously a lesbian.
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@BatterfishBlog
@GigaBasedDad
Matt Walls in the Commonwealth Games paused his race to jump over the stands and fart on a woman.
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@FaviconX
@McDonaghTech
@Delicious_Tacos
@DarrenJBeattie
RFK Jr. is dipping his egg roll in her sweet & sour sauce.
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@MultiLeninist
@the_aiju
That one didn't age well considering it was the government telling social media what to censor and it absolutely was a first amendment violation.
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@fopminui
@Morbidful
I guess I have a bummer cat, he was rejected or lost his mom as a very young kitten. He cries at night when he thinks nobody is around while kneading a soft blanket, I think he's mourning her.
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@SamHai3
@Morbidful
That's just a sign of the times back then. Men expected to be served by their wife and female children. My Grandfather was like that.
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@ADDiane
I had a friend read poetry to me until I fell asleep.
She hates my guts now but that was nice.
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@DrJessTaylor
Happened to me at a topless bar. I only had two beers and the next thing know I woke up feeling awful at home. Thankfully I was with the wife and a bunch of friends and they took care of me, but it was so disorientating.
I've heard that happens to get customers to spend $
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@PStyxie
@Letsgob8675309
@Mr_A_McSquiffy
@primalpoly
@HbdNrx
@yegg
A number of covid related issues were initially labeled misinformation but turned out to be true. Censorship is a foolish slope to slide down as ANYTHING can be labeled misinformation.
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@Landohx
One day when you're old you'll think back that the pumpkin patch was the more important event.
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@PamelaRaeHeath
@MailOnline
@wendyp4545
I didn't read the article, but there's a wound-facing plastic membrane covering over the actual cotton bandage on band-aids that would definitely contain PFAS.
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@LadyEphemeral
@anotherryan00
@alessabocchi
Yeah it does, being a crazy nightmare is right there in the symptoms list.
If you're not, you've been misdiagnosed.
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@NightPsylent
@Partisan_O
What's the difference between a feller buncher and a bunch of fellas?
One gets paid for cutting down trees.
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@tashtashtash86
@bitcoingringo
@NateLawson
@Grimezsz
I guess the age old question of how much money do you need before your girlfriends get along has been answered.
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@RoyBiggins3
@DEAHQ
Any pain patient can tell you the gov't most certainly doesn't want us having opiates for pain, whereas it's trivial to get marijuana.
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@reddit_lies
Transgenderism spreads as a social contagion. Entire friend groups trooning out together is not uncommon.
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@EExperssion
@Alphafox78
That's crazy, I bet they're gonna start raiding people who issue threats against Trump too, right? *cough*
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@pixiiecat
@sneedfeed88
@Dexerto
That demonstrates an interesting point, your intellectual property can be right clicked and downloaded just like NFTs.
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