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🇻🇦Catholic • husband • dad • 🇺🇸 American • Louisianan • UX certified designer • hyperbole specialist • 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Lord of Eddleston

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@interesting_aIl And that was the last time it ever went into that bag again…
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@HeavensFX Dang. I was hoping for Ronda Artest or Denise Rodman.
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@reddit_lies I love how she says “fell pregnant” in the same way someone would say “fell ill” like it’s a random unpredictable event out of your control.
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@JonnyRoot_ For the first time in my life, my dad called me the other night to ask how to watch a WNBA game. Clark is the league.
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@Timcast Ruling on a Saturday, Christmas Eve no less. Sweep it under the rug. Coward.
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@MKnowlesShow @pearlythingz @michaeljknowles Sorry Michael is wrong here. A DNA test only serves to protect the innocent, especially the child.
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@InternetH0F Me trying this:
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@NFL_Memes A nun did the same thing for her first pitch…
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@ImagesAlbum Reflections of Rage. [Parental Advisory]
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@pulte These posts are really confusing when you have notifications on. 😂
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@TRHLofficial No chronic exposure endocrine disruptors in their food, water, and personal care products.
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@ImagesAlbum High-rise Sunrise.
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@micsolana Tell him to send you 1.5 Bitcoin first, and you’ll send him back double.
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@ZubyMusic @TRHLofficial Girlfriends? The only reason they fight with her is so that a girl will actually talk to them.
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@JackPosobiec School is the only place most people experience physical violence in their lives. This is why school choice is so important. All children in their situation need the ability to escape these prisons.
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@MyGolfSpy @TaylorMadeGolf Who is Taylormade kidding? That’s not even close.
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@GuyDealership Not just cars but I think this applies to almost anything. Refrigerators, washers, dryers, etc. Quality builds, simple, and repairable.
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@Project_Veritas @YouTube @pfizer This is why YouTube’s days are numbered. A competitor without this desire to simp for the establishment could take their market share quickly. Looking at you, @elonmusk . 👀
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RC's emoji tweets for @tanningthetaint 12/09/20😳 01/06/21💩 01/17/21🥜 02/24/21🐸 03/04/21🤢 03/17/21🙏🏼 04/12/21👍 04/16/21👊 04/25/21😲 05/12/21👍 05/19/21❤️ 05/31/21🇺🇸 06/03/21💀 06/30/21🧱 07/04/21🇺🇸 07/08/21❤️ 07/28/21🇺🇸🇨🇦 07/29/21🥸 08/27/21🎶 10/10/21☀️👍
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@disclosetv It’s about damn time. @ScottPresler for chair!
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@MyGolfSpy Fortunately for me, they throw themselves out.
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@peruvian_bull @unusual_whales The only reason Madoff went to jail is because he didn’t steal from the poor and middle class. That’s a big no-no when you’re in the club.
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@TheyAlreadyKnew Give us the Brady v Brees Super Bowl we deserved instead of that 13-3 dud.
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@unusual_whales Ah, so democrats and establishment republicans, but I repeat myself.
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@Jlasoon @WallStreetSilv We are fantastic at war. We’re terrible nation builders.
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@NostalgiaFolder Red=Literature Yellow=Language Green=Science Purple=History Blue=Math Orange is leftovers.
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@nypost Clearly one of those Christian Nationalists that we’ve been hearing so much about.
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@CramerTracker And the wings are not even that good.
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@GigaBasedDad Fake. When he shuts the door at the end, it doesn’t show the Amazon charges.
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@Timcast You said his name!
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@NFL_DovKleiman Deuce McAllister, Reggie Bush, Chris Ivory, and Pierre Thomas
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@smashbaals I don’t know what denomination that is. Catholics don’t worship Mary, and I don’t think the Orthodox do either.
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@NostalgiaFolder XP still the 🐐
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@Gme4theWinner @Cobratate This is the definition of putting your money where your mouth is.
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@Timcast Should go with something a little more classic like fee/fi/fo/fum
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@doctormalibu @RonColeman @MarioNawfal Shireen is a dishonest actor. Just like the Krassensteins.
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@soren_iverson Excel in three dimensions?
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@CClarkReport She can only pass the ball. She can’t catch it for them too
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@Rothmus 5 years old.
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@Styx666Official Mike’s a killer man. He’s an all-time boxing talent who’s maintained his physique even being 30 years older than Jake. He’s not just any fighter. Jake has no idea what he’b be getting himself into.
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@38ret @Breaking911 Those lawsuits are coming.
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@JakeCrain_ She’s the only basketball player in their welfare league, and they hate her for it.
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@Timcast Gender is fluid after all. It’s perfectly acceptable for him to identify as female at school only. Those are the rules.
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@barstoolsports “ARTICLE 16. HORSE-COLLAR TACKLE No player shall grab the inside collar of the back or the side of the shoulder pads or jersey, or grab the jersey at the name plate or above, and pull the runner toward the ground. This does not apply to a runner who is in the tackle box or to a
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@RepThomasMassie All bills should be single purpose. Death to omnibus.
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@RepClayHiggins Traitors. Every. Single. One.
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DFV Sequence RC Matching Tweet Date 😳12/09/20 💩01/06/21 😿- 🥜 01/17/21 🐸 02/24/21 🍦 *02/24/21 ice cream picture in 🐸 tweet 🤢 03/04/21 👍 04/12/21, *10/10/21, *05/15/23 👊 04/16/21, *05/23/23 💀02/11/22 🥸 07/29/21 👀 - 🤩- ⚡️ - 🎮- 🚀 - 🍄 - 💥 - 🍏 03/02/22 🤨 02/09/22 😵‍💫
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@thevivafrei Pneuma by Tool
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@cvpayne @judyshel “Is it morally okay for the Federal Reserve to exist” is the better question.
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@GigaBasedTrad You’re not fat fellas, you’re just poor.
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@SenJohnKennedy I will be voting for your challenger in the primary.
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@BitcoinMagazine But Uber and Airbnb are bad ideas…
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@TheOnion “Not enough people went to watch it.”
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@BobbyCat42 They think they’re in a new world now… Wait till they see what happens next.
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@ImagesAlbum Streetlight Jesus
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All eyes on 🐶🇺🇸🎤
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@GRDecter Remove the word “bank” from his statement, and I’m on board. 💯
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@Cernovich She’s the only basketball player in their welfare league, and they hate her for it.
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@Not_the_Bee It could be any or all of these things. They: 1. live in a very high cost of living area. 2. made bad financial decisions in the past that they’re dealing with. 3. continue to make bad financial decisions that they refuse to change. 4. are very generous and need to pull back.
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@Stone_tossers From manual to automatic. Such a shame.
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@JamesOKeefeIII $MMTLP is just the tip of the iceberg. Hundreds, if not thousands, of companies have been targeted by naked shorting. UBS is holding a giant bag of failure to delivers that blew up Credit Suisse. We need to end this now.
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@Malone_Wealth If you make a mistake, they take your money. If they make a mistake, they take your money.
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@stone_toss What if I’m already on medication, but I still see them anyway?
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@dlauer Retail investors have locked the float.
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@JackPosobiec This has to be fake. My son watches Blippi, and I’ve never seen him be disrespectful to anyone. He partners with a lot of first responders to make videos. Anyone have a source?
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@JackPosobiec I didn’t even have to read it. I saw Comic Sans and immediately checked out.
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This is the way.
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BREAKING: Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry calls to "put parents back in control and let the money follow the child."
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@dmoneyquads Self regulation is just legal theft.
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@WallStreetSilv France right now
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@rawsalerts You don’t say
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@reddit_lies “Power comes from the wall.”
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@Timcast Seed oils*
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@amuse @barnes_law He’s selling real food.
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@disclosetv They know the orange man is going to win.
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@TheChiefNerd It’s the seed oils.
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@libbyemmons 18 for military members, and 25 for everyone else?
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@CongressmanGT It’s time to pass a bill to make raw milk legal in all 50 states. There should be a food bill of rights that guarantees consumers the right to buy their food from whoever they choose and as processed or unprocessed as they want.
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@SBakerMD Highway robbery. Ribeye is $5.97/lb this week where I live, and they’re not cut razor thin.
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@sovereignbrah Any Catholic giving you a definitive yes is not properly Catechized (does not understand the teachings of the Church).
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@nflrums He’d be insane to return to DC.
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@HealthRanger Everyone in conservative media ought to buy back his equipment at auction, and donate it to him.
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@FieldYates “ARTICLE 16. HORSE-COLLAR TACKLE No player shall grab the inside collar of the back or the side of the shoulder pads or jersey, or grab the jersey at the name plate or above, and pull the runner toward the ground. This does not apply to a runner who is in the tackle box or to a
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@pearlythingz Make themselves into men worth marrying.
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@Rainmaker1973 $100 minus the margin on the good he “purchased.”
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@IconicSwooshes @tanningthetaint Yep. Worked like a charm. 1May 15😳 2May 16💩 3May 17😿 4May 20🥜 5May 21🐸 6May 22🍦 7May 23🤢 8May 24👍 9May 28👊 10May 29💀 11May 30🥸 12May 31👀 13June 3🤩 14June 4⚡️ 15June 5🎮 16June 6🚀 17June 7🍄 18June 10💥 19June 11🍏 20June 12🤨 21June 13😵‍💫 22June 14💜 23June 17🫂
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@pulte @SqueezeTeam6 Torchlight (TRCH) is naked shorted to oblivion so they do a reverse merger with Meta Materials (MMAT). Doesn’t stop naked shorting. MMAT declares a special dividend in the form of shares in Nextbridge Hydrocarbons (MMTLP), which will be a spinoff from the parent company. The
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@Restofus17 @JackPosobiec We call that the trinity.
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@micsolana Republican city councils should pass ceasefire resolutions for Democrat cities.
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@SpillTheMemes This is true. Starts in your late 20s to early 30s. Having kids fixes this in my experience.
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@RepThomasMassie Natural immunity is free. That’s why.
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@TheBronxViking @TheRoaringKitty John McEnroe's famous meltdown occurred on June 22, 1981.
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@drterrysimpson Only heart disease and cancer are more deadly than medical professionals. Skepticism is far from unreasonable.
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@GPrime85 I haven’t drawn in years, but this was the last thing I drew in high school. His work influenced me a lot.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt There it is: the moral equivocation of killing a pedophile in self defense and the premeditated murder of an innocent child.
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Larry Cheng insider buy!
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