Alex Caswen ♈️💧
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🇨🇦🪖🦫🫡🟥📖📈 | Vir fortis via negativa | A curious person with a boring past | Not an expert | Adonitology Evangelist | Third attempt at Twitter
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Instead of remote sex toys has anyone made a pair of gloves so I can hold someone’s hand gently while we watch a movie together over the internet
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I spent too many hours in the iPad version of Microsoft PowerPoint making a Bluecheck version of the survivorship bias plane meme—painstakingly replacing each red dot—convinced it would be popular and it wasn’t
Devastating experience
My only real fear on twitter is having someone QT one of my takes with the plane image no words and get like 10k likes
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@HermitNeko79768
Have you considered that the store owner has consistent loyal customers who buy his cheese on a regular basis and have been for years and if he sells to the TikTokTot he won’t be able to supply them, and the long term relationship either those customers is more important than the
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@BillyRingo13
@HarmlessYardDog
Getting permits is a goated move, municipality can only blame itself
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@LinchZhang
At this point I think it’s malicious
> Hire a minority to be a smart character
> Give them a terrible script to make them look stupid
> Laugh behind their backs
It reminds me of Dave Chapelle getting pressured to wear a tutu, it’s maliciously denigrating
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@FreyaEnby
@thechosenberg
This is my first time seeing this video
In fact this is my first time hearing Andrew Tate speak
I intend to keep this my only exposure to him
It’s gold
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@vocalcry
I first heard the word used as the number of people someone had killed
So when I started hearing:
“She has a high bodycount”
It was confusing
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@nosilverv
Much easier to keep a secret when you custom build a small town in the middle of nowhere and cut off all communication with the outside world
Bad analogy
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Black and White:
Apart, Separate, Segregated
It’s been right there in the Logo from the start
staring at us
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@Malky0010
@billyhumblebrag
Selection effects, all the war amputees without a dark sense of humor usually off themselves
That said if they had actually asked any of the vets they would have laughed
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@JamesRLandrum
@cremieuxrecueil
@imthedronelord
@profjasonpotts
They have had those reactors in France for decades
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@iamyourboon
This is NOT a rejection, this is a deferral, and an invitation to apply again after you have more work experience.
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@Ex_Jersey_Boy
@SwiftOnSecurity
“So every house had a linear accelerator in it pointed at the people watching it?”
“Yes”
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@cremieuxrecueil
Have you considered applying to be Head of Nuclear Scientist Recruitment for the IRGC ?
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@soonrightaway
Clash of Clans is Gacha style extractive time waster
Polytopia is an actual 4X game, it’s like Age of Empires for mobile
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@bryancsk
Naw, this ain’t it
Instead charge collateral to both applicant and the company
If the applicant isn’t hired both lose their collateral
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@memeticsisyphus
@theComposer79
I have never heard a guy in real life ever say the sentence: “When you do that it hurts my ego”
That is a sentence from a script written by a woman
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@yoelmikhael
@vylpill
But it wasn’t even his property & after the cops showed up they confirmed the kids were allowed to be there
This guy was in the wrong morally, ethically, emotionally, mentally, & legally
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@stretch14tw
Gamers grew up and some became photographers and they think it looks cool
It’s that simple
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@JennyENicholson
@LunaticMcGee
You have an incredible high signal-to-noise ratio in your content, there’s a lot of kino, & very little slop
Which you maintain for multiple hours
very few YouTubers achieve this
& you don’t spam videos, which is why you’re the only YouTuber I have the bell on for
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@ns123abc
Wait, YC is funding a startup that is ripping off one of their own startups ?
Wild investment strategy there
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@regular_sized_
@electionsjoe
@Double2MC
@BaldSkeeterbog
This isn’t n misinformation it’s Wishinformation, it’s too wholesome
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@Kazanjy
@MattRochaLI
Micromanagement is bad leadership—all that matters is results
This is why salespeople get commissions, if your employees are paid hourly or a salary then sure, you can micromanage, but otherwise let the results speak for themselves & leave them alone
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RETVRN
Would be funny if the Y2K translucent hardware trend came back so people can be confident there aren’t explosives embedded in their nintendo switch or whatever
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@Noahpinion
@Advo_D
Customs checks imports for explosives, it’s one of the the few things they are good at
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Dolly Parton is the Buddha of Bimbos
escaped the 9 to 5 samsara
detached from the dukkha of Darlene
achieved bosom enlightenment
If you're mad i called her a bimbo, just know that in my culture bimbo is the highest accolade of women's achievement and implies that you have escaped samsara and reached enlightenment. maybe think before you post...........
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@Noahpinion
@HeadPurser
There’s a distinction between graves and mass graves that the Canadian media blurred, don’t make the same mistake
Residential schools often had graveyards but were not built or marked in a durable fashion & were later forgotten but it was bureaucratic apathy not malicious intent
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@neontaster
@SonnyBunch
If sure they had an idea of the plans, but an ambitious violent master who doesn’t sacrifice your kids is better than one who does
Jumping up & out of the fire onto the pan is a legitimate harm reduction strategy, relatively speaking
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@Aella_Girl
The opposite is also true:
One of my least favorite reality facts is that sometimes people can be legitimately very good in their personal lives and care for those around them, but also can still hugely negatively impact civilization.
I hate this
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@RW_SurfClub
@einherjarvalk
@HaraWarhawk
Lockheed Martini understands the correct hire is the far-right trans autist whose special interest is the various types of explosively formed penetrators who has a matching dildo collection
You know whatever weapon they design is going to to absolutely dominate the battlefield
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@Strigidaecorvus
@0xAlaric
@frog_horizon
Didn’t every other group oppressed by the Aztecs immediately join forces with the Spaniards because the Aztecs were so bad?
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@RamRanchGamer
@arctanno
The only way this Katana becomes cooler is if Zuck uses it to kill an opponent someday
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@RamRanchGamer
@arctanno
Doesn’t just get to keep it, but knows that unlike any other Katana that exists, this ONE he had a hand in it’s creation
Then gets to hand it down to his children as a legendary family heirloom
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@MichaelBuckelew
@AngelicaOung
Touching grass is exactly what everyone critical of the ad is advocating for, a love and respect for the creative potential of all the instruments
It’s Apple that needs to touch grass, they have lost touch with their previous relationship with nature
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@natssauer
@La_Observadora1
“Last Plane out of Afghanistan” would have also worked as a more contemporary example
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@lifemademe
@xariverr
In the interview she said the entire event was shit and she just did her best to put as much sprinkles on that shit that she could for the kids
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@83dollaroring
Honestly if they just branded it as an anti-boat cruise missile it would get less dragging
Also I don’t know why they’re focusing on China-Taiwan when the IRGC and Houthi’s are clearly the better PTF
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At Warp we believe in making payroll compliance easy and worry free . . .
with one exception
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@ikristoph
@owl_poster
That assumes all the data the human is using is measurable with current technology
It’s not mystical but it is exceptional
for some reason technological epistemic humility is often absent from discussions about this topic
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@CartoonsHateHer
@UofAgrad97
@Sleek_Otter
The relationship equivalent of testing your body armor by shooting it while wearing it
The sane course of action is to simply not shoot yourself
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@chairsign
Happens to the best of us
Later that night we watched the Resident Evil trilogy & she showed me her sexy "Alice" Resident Evil halloween costume 🔫💃🔪 🥵
my response?
I showed off that I had 'hacked' my PSP & could now install homebrew software on it! 🤓🎮
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@GirtsOzo
@pwang_szn
I was totally against the girl until the last message, she won me over
What a killer roast
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@hydromerchant
@WealthyCFO
@ccmembersonly
It’s the reverse “I just got a higher offer but since I started negotiations with you I’ll give you first shot”
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@Pandora_Delaney
For me I ask myself if I find myself ‘performing’ in front of them which makes me ask myself: why ?
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TPOT is not something anyone is a part of, it’s more like radiation exposure, some people have a higher dosage than others & if you spend enough time with people who have a high dosage you get irradiated too
Disclaiming TPOT is a behaviour only someone deep inside it would do
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@HermitNeko79768
Congrats on a hit tweet this is what happens enjoy reading the wave try not to fall off the board to hard
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@webdevMason
Explain to me how these kinds of stories are okay to share on other social media but stories of *self-inflicted* suicide get suppressed ? The outcome is the same regardless of if one method has the veneer of being state sanctioned and the other does not
Even in death people are
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@Andrew67119769
@bilawalsidhu
Research funded with public money should be accessible to the public
Scientific Journals are a scam and artificially inflate the cost of higher education
Long live arXiv
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@patio11
“if you ask nicely” applies to so many areas of society that people think are strict and inflexible.
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@doomsdayslam
@SwiftOnSecurity
It boosted Military Recruitment and interest in being a Paratrooper
World wide
Having a mix of languages, the song, the drill instructions, the instructors, all different gave it an international . . . nationalism better than anything I’ve seen before
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@ayushxgarg
@austin_rief
After 10 years he gets to Federal Corrections system to provide him with free meals for the next 10!
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@pllski
@SwannMarcus89
This is simply not true, and how the hell would you even know ? Have you been to prison ? Do you know many inmates ?
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Later that night we watched the Resident Evil trilogy & she showed me her sexy "Alice" Resident Evil halloween costume 🔫💃🔪 🥵
my response?
I showed off that I had 'hacked' my PSP & could now install homebrew software on it! 🤓🎮
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@GarrettPetersen
My parents didn’t want me playing with guns so they refused to buy me toy guns, and bought me Legos instead hoping to encourage creativity
Guess what I built with the Legos
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@liz_love_lace
I feel like the solution to this is hardware
Not Cellphones or tablets
Not desktop
But a third mysterious thing
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@ludisludisludis
@spreen_co
Unfortunately it’s not a bot, it’s a dude
They have a Blue Check and are gaming the monetization system by going from hit tweet to hit tweet copying all the good replies to increase their payout
I just Mute+Block them when I see it
Monetization of posts was a mistake
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@sylphidian
@tenobrus
He said he’s bringing a speaker not a playlist, he might be assuming you know what music would be appropriate and just wants to contribute to the experience
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@SWENGDAD
@LanafromBrklyn
>did not chain her to a radiator
Somewhere, off in the distance, I can hear
@FeralPHunter
crying out in anguish
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@eigenrobot
@oper10_Tweets
My pen is poised—quivering impatiently;
waiting to add my signature
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As an western Albertan I’m used to so called fellow Canadians from Ontario and Quebec stealing my resources so this is just par for the course
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@SneezyDollars
@goth600
This is the body of someone who can hike 20km a day for 3 days with 70lbs on his back and get into a firefight at the end then hike back
It’s the fit+a little fat military special forces look
He probably smokes too
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@sonyasupposedly
With the way things are progressing MidJourney is going to aquire Discord just to own their own infrastructure
Call that a power bottom hostile takeover
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