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@AlexCaswen
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🇨🇦🪖🦫🫡🟥📖📈 | Vir fortis via negativa | A curious person with a boring past | Not an expert | Adonitology Evangelist | Third attempt at Twitter
Edmonton, Alberta
Joined February 2024
@agraybee I’d rather have the guy who is well rested and doesn’t have a cocaine dependancy because he’s working so many hours.
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@MKVRiscy The guy who invented lasers apparently didn’t even have an use cases in mind he just thought having light all travel in the same direction then concentrate it was a cool idea.
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I spent too many hours in the iPad version of Microsoft PowerPoint making a Bluecheck version of the survivorship bias plane meme—painstakingly replacing each red dot—convinced it would be popular and it wasn’t.Devastating experience
My only real fear on twitter is having someone QT one of my takes with the plane image no words and get like 10k likes
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@HermitNeko79768 Have you considered that the store owner has consistent loyal customers who buy his cheese on a regular basis and have been for years and if he sells to the TikTokTot he won’t be able to supply them, and the long term relationship either those customers is more important than the.
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@anammostarac I will never tire of posting this classic:. “And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us”
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@anthelonious “You voted for Trump, right?”.“Of course honey, just like we talked about, you did too, didn’t you?”.“Yeah, yeah, how could I not?”.*silence*.
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@BillyRingo13 @HarmlessYardDog Getting permits is a goated move, municipality can only blame itself.
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@1thousandfaces_ “The recoil of the gun — did it sting, down in his back?”. This is poetry.
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@dissproportion That one girl is holding a discman in “landscape mode” lol. Un fucking believable.
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@LinchZhang At this point I think it’s malicious.> Hire a minority to be a smart character.> Give them a terrible script to make them look stupid.> Laugh behind their backs. It reminds me of Dave Chapelle getting pressured to wear a tutu, it’s maliciously denigrating.
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@FreyaEnby @thechosenberg This is my first time seeing this video.In fact this is my first time hearing Andrew Tate speak.I intend to keep this my only exposure to him.It’s gold.
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@vocalcry I first heard the word used as the number of people someone had killed. So when I started hearing:.“She has a high bodycount”.It was confusing.
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@nosilverv Much easier to keep a secret when you custom build a small town in the middle of nowhere and cut off all communication with the outside world. Bad analogy.
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@TiberiusScitus @matthiasellis @smokinglamps He won the popular vote.That’s jury nullification at the national scale.
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@acquisizioni @hitsamty Wouldn’t the chute itself act as a conduit for the sound like a 1300ft long musical instrument of hell born interruption ?.
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@WeimarHedonism He would not have been able to reply without her setting it up. It’s a symbiotic relationship.
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Black and White:.Apart, Separate, Segregated.It’s been right there in the Logo from the start.staring at us
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I Can Tolerate Anything Except The Expansion of the Ingroup
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@Malky0010 @billyhumblebrag Selection effects, all the war amputees without a dark sense of humor usually off themselves. That said if they had actually asked any of the vets they would have laughed.
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@JamesRLandrum @cremieuxrecueil @imthedronelord @profjasonpotts They have had those reactors in France for decades.
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@Ex_Jersey_Boy @SwiftOnSecurity “So every house had a linear accelerator in it pointed at the people watching it?”. “Yes”.
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@iamyourboon This is NOT a rejection, this is a deferral, and an invitation to apply again after you have more work experience.
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@__femb0t Chris Sawyer wrote it in Assembly because that was the only programming language he knew.
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@cremieuxrecueil Have you considered applying to be Head of Nuclear Scientist Recruitment for the IRGC ?.
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@soonrightaway Clash of Clans is Gacha style extractive time waster. Polytopia is an actual 4X game, it’s like Age of Empires for mobile.
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@PstafarianPrice Do this, then take and eat her ice cream to display alpha dominance, girls like this, Andrew Tate told me so.
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@Autism_Squeaks @regularaugust That’s because esoteric rw twitter is the offspring of Tumblr and 4chan
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@memeticsisyphus @theComposer79 I have never heard a guy in real life ever say the sentence: “When you do that it hurts my ego”. That is a sentence from a script written by a woman.
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@bryancsk Naw, this ain’t it.Instead charge collateral to both applicant and the company.If the applicant isn’t hired both lose their collateral.
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@royalmidwit @owenbroadcast @urvexed @_mbtv_ You are the exact kind of person he doesn’t want others assuming he is and your judgemental nature is exactly why all the other parents are so defensive.
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@yoelmikhael @vylpill But it wasn’t even his property & after the cops showed up they confirmed the kids were allowed to be there. This guy was in the wrong morally, ethically, emotionally, mentally, & legally.
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@stretch14tw Gamers grew up and some became photographers and they think it looks cool.It’s that simple.
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@WhatsUrName0o7 @hello__caitlin Podcasts got their name from being broadcasts you would download onto your iPod.
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@JennyENicholson @LunaticMcGee You have an incredible high signal-to-noise ratio in your content, there’s a lot of kino, & very little slop. Which you maintain for multiple hours. very few YouTubers achieve this. & you don’t spam videos, which is why you’re the only YouTuber I have the bell on for.
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@liljuuliet This isn’t just commitment to the bit.It’s also commitment to her bit.While committing it all to the GC.This is advanced commitment.
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@ns123abc Wait, YC is funding a startup that is ripping off one of their own startups ?.Wild investment strategy there.
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@regular_sized_ @electionsjoe @Double2MC @BaldSkeeterbog This isn’t n misinformation it’s Wishinformation, it’s too wholesome.
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@Pond_Enthusiast @rarepsi Many voting processes have been improved and strengthened since last time.
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@Kazanjy @MattRochaLI Micromanagement is bad leadership—all that matters is results.This is why salespeople get commissions, if your employees are paid hourly or a salary then sure, you can micromanage, but otherwise let the results speak for themselves & leave them alone.
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Would be funny if the Y2K translucent hardware trend came back so people can be confident there aren’t explosives embedded in their nintendo switch or whatever.
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@Noahpinion @Advo_D Customs checks imports for explosives, it’s one of the the few things they are good at.
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@GarrettPetersen Universities are no longer places where couples form because universities are increasingly feminized spaces(>60% female) and this further encourages fuccbois to sleep around instead of settling down. Universities that are at or enforce a 50% gender split results is more monogamy.
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Dolly Parton is the Buddha of Bimbos.escaped the 9 to 5 samsara.detached from the dukkha of Darlene.achieved bosom enlightenment
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@apxltd @GeneralChaos42 @cafeviolenza @tanyalounging Think about it for a second:.If they are independently wealthy and don’t need the job then why did they apply in the first place ? Maybe because they are motivated by something more than money and actually believe in what the job entails.
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@Samingo_real @yashkaf Because if they did it without a permit they would get fined, and the State of California has created a bureaucratic web of disincentives that prevents the necessary amount of permits from being issued.
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@Franxxfurt Many are saying this.
I don’t care what they actually look like, this is my mental image of every interaction between @Howlingmutant0 and @hollowearthterf
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@larisasomething @cafeviolenza Excellent strategy. Another one is saying you were prohibited from working due to a no-compete.
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@Noahpinion @HeadPurser There’s a distinction between graves and mass graves that the Canadian media blurred, don’t make the same mistake. Residential schools often had graveyards but were not built or marked in a durable fashion & were later forgotten but it was bureaucratic apathy not malicious intent.
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@Flatt0pH8r @Xaniken It's a gun shitpoaster shibboleth orgy.It was done so well I was wondering if there was a 4th coded one or something.
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@fluxtheorist But does the human penis use quantum mechanics ?. If you cross streams is it a similar effect to the double slit experiment ?.
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@neontaster @SonnyBunch If sure they had an idea of the plans, but an ambitious violent master who doesn’t sacrifice your kids is better than one who does. Jumping up & out of the fire onto the pan is a legitimate harm reduction strategy, relatively speaking.
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@Aella_Girl The opposite is also true:. One of my least favorite reality facts is that sometimes people can be legitimately very good in their personal lives and care for those around them, but also can still hugely negatively impact civilization. I hate this.
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@RW_SurfClub @einherjarvalk @HaraWarhawk Lockheed Martini understands the correct hire is the far-right trans autist whose special interest is the various types of explosively formed penetrators who has a matching dildo collection. You know whatever weapon they design is going to to absolutely dominate the battlefield.
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@1thousandfaces_ Sometimes it’s not the level of the pain but it’s insistent relentless presence. I have mild tinnitus in my left ear and if it wasn’t for headphones and music I’d probably go insane. I get it.
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@Strigidaecorvus @0xAlaric @frog_horizon Didn’t every other group oppressed by the Aztecs immediately join forces with the Spaniards because the Aztecs were so bad?.
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Can't believe that TPOT, the Post-Rats, The Cynics, the Independent thinkers, the non-quokkas, the critics, the doubters, were so easily steam rolled by degen CT. You used to have to hack an account to make it shill a shitcoin, now all it takes is coordinated social validation.
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@DeepDishEnjoyer Now that Trump is elected I can feel the contrarianism rising within me what can be contrary will not be burdened by what has been contrary.
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@RamRanchGamer @arctanno The only way this Katana becomes cooler is if Zuck uses it to kill an opponent someday.
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@quotidiania There *are* misogynistic captions out there, but all the men talk about in the replies are how they are muting and blocking the creator. Everyone I know feels very protective of wifejak, as if she was their own wife. I’ve yet to see a bad one from a man who is themselves married.
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@RamRanchGamer @arctanno Doesn’t just get to keep it, but knows that unlike any other Katana that exists, this ONE he had a hand in it’s creation. Then gets to hand it down to his children as a legendary family heirloom.
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@Dialectiks Illegal immigration doesn’t just affect white rural people.
When I told y’all that American Indians(NDNs) are sick of these illegals coming into our tribes, y’all said I was lying. The cartels are destroying our reservations and the way they voted proved that.
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@Shen_the_Bird boss: Listen, we’ve been ordered to seize this random guy and we’re having trouble doing it we need all the help we can get.
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Make TPOT Abstract Again. I think the issue is that some of TPOT is high openness in the sense that they are willing to entertain, discuss, and debate evil concepts if they are argued intelligently. The problem is that others within TPOT and any normies who bear witness to this.
TPOT is funny because you can just evil maxx and people will insist on interpreting that evil as intelligence, so long as you have the writing ability greater than a high schooler. People will follow a racist pedo on here and justify it with “but they’re clearly intelligent”.
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Instead of remote sex toys has anyone made a pair of gloves so I can hold someone’s hand gently while we watch a movie together over the internet
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@MichaelBuckelew @AngelicaOung Touching grass is exactly what everyone critical of the ad is advocating for, a love and respect for the creative potential of all the instruments. It’s Apple that needs to touch grass, they have lost touch with their previous relationship with nature.
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@natssauer @La_Observadora1 “Last Plane out of Afghanistan” would have also worked as a more contemporary example.
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@lifemademe @xariverr In the interview she said the entire event was shit and she just did her best to put as much sprinkles on that shit that she could for the kids.
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