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Caption aside, what’s with the sudden increase in pictures of real life that look like screengrabs of isometric RPGs
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🚨 Pic of U.S. military unit in DC this week rehearsing a riot control operation in preparation for election-related civil unrest.
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So much to say about this clip alone. How they’re both lit by their respective lightsaber colors in the dark. How the lighting at the end turns them both red. Anakin using his robot hand to take the red saber. Duel of the Fates kicking in. Yoda and Obi-Wan’s horrified faces.
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I do think Genndy Tartakovsky’s Clone Wars is the best possible version of the prequels. There’s a lot of mess that I enjoy conceptually with the movies but Clone Wars simply tells a much clearer story with real characters and it’s all done so economically. Also it kicks ass
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@Browntable_Ent Massive part of his character arc, he’s a kid in a society where all the males go off to war and that influences his view on women, which is changed over the course of the story as he encounters strong women and eventually realizes his little sister is strong too. Huge miss
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@SaeedDiCaprio I tip at restaurants because the person serving me probably makes minimum wage and doesn’t remove a third of my income at the threat of state sanctioned violence every month
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@guymrdth She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.
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@axios Glad to hear that unlike the Apollo astronauts who saw the Earth from space and reflected poetically that all of our squabbling seemed so silly, the ultracapitalist went to space and immediately decided that we should pollute it
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@jacobkornbluh My government is not funding Hamas next question
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@shaun_vids Finding out this morning that the CEO skimped on the wall thickness of the sub by a full 2 inches so yes I agree
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We have an open Nazi running for vice president and we should be very clear about that
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In Springfield, Ohio, there has been a massive rise in communicable diseases, rent prices, car insurance rates, and crime. This is what happens when you drop 20,000 people into a small community. Kamala Harris's immigration policy aims to do this to every town in our country.
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@turtlekiosk @ZeroSuitCamus Guy saw the shirt and was like a shark sensing blood
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@tropicanapussy Easy there buckaroo
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Special fuck you to Ajit Pai for killing net neutrality and also doing this:
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@MaajidNawaz The government can tell you who to kill and you do so without question but you draw the line at getting a shot that has already been administered 363M times in the US alone lol ok
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@okihearyou @jakeshieldsajj These bands didn’t change, they have never liked conservatives. You just realized you agree with the people they don’t like
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@PritzkerForPrez Pretty convinced that was a money laundering scheme at this point
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@saitomri People will see this and then two hours later argue that China’s Covid numbers have to be fake. This is what an actual response to a pandemic looks like and it’s why when China has an outbreak it’s news rather than the norm
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@jeremysmiles hey twitter 👋 prompt time! what's a felony level crime you've committed that you've never been caught for?
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@herosnvrdie69 @jaboukie OW WUD YA FEEL EF ET WAS BEEL CLIHON, INNIT?
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@zei_squirrel “If I’m gonna die I’ll die right now here fighting you” is such a hard line
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@makjako Howd this man get his haircut and gain 20lbs of muscle
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@ettingermentum Unironically the median voter
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@jakeshieldsajj What do you think Killing in the Name is about
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@1996mazdamiata @DarkIntelectual Best advice I can give about college is treat it like a job. Get to campus and spend 6-8 hours there. Don’t go home. Go to your classes, stay on campus to eat, do your homework and study in the library, go home at the end of the day. Your social life and sleep will vastly improve
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@thehill Damn that’s crazy he should, like, do some of the things he ran on
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@JUNlPER It’s really incredible how fucking awful this looks
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@willystaley @TheStalwart They were probably hopping, gotta be ready to go at any time, the uber is 2 minutes away can’t wait at the bar to close your tab
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@margbrennan Irish Joe is unironically the best version of Biden I wish he was like this all the time
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@JUNlPER Reddit has unironically become arguably the most reliable source of niche information on the internet because it’s just an amalgamation of the last ten years of message boards populated by highly specialized enthusiasts
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@BiblicalAnarchy Woah your parallel reality sounds awesome can I come there?
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@Very__Regular It was too subtle for a bunch of people when they named the character who was literally a German Nazi from WWII “Stormfront”
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@ClayTravis @HerschelWalker Two people who took L’s in one ad
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@EricMMatheny You guys know the minimum wage didn’t go up right?
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@dan_nailed @YupScruffy @KevKoeser Isn’t the point of the movie to show that kids are extremely influenced by their surroundings and that racism is a learned behavior?
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@willmenaker But wait have you considered that there could be a District 13 stronghold under the hospital? There isn’t, but there could be!
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@gregisenberg Can’t wait until my health insurance is directly tied to my K/D
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@JUNlPER What was the endgame here? Put blackface on, go to target, ?????
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@Srirachachau Makes it funnier that they foreshadowed it so heavily in the second one just to kill a guy with an actually fun superpower
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@ettingermentum Trump has lost the Lowe’s dad demographic
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#TheWhiteLotus spoilers out of context
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@GraceSpelman My favorite part is at the end when Fergie just goes OooOooOoOo
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@MNateShyamalan *Getting Covid from hanging out with conservatives weirdos so many times that I fry my brain” stuff doesn’t taste good anymore
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@whitehotnation2 @WrittenByHanna @MKUltra3579 Because this is a case of a CEO making the correct decision. Workers should not be incentivized to put their lives on the line for merchandise they have no stake in
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@atrupar Very nihilistic to criticize a democratic administration for being silent on student protesters being violently arrested
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Lot of people saying drones, which, yeah, but it’s the almost perfect iso angle that’s really interesting. Guess it just looks good and gives perspective, probably why they pick it for games
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@benphillips76 @JordanUhl So interesting that the most outward facing people that study climate are suddenly doomers hmm wonder why that could be
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@headfallsoff He’s called Darth Maul because he mauls people
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@RegionalUSFood No wonder Edgar Allen Poe was depressed all the time he lived in New England
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@robrousseau We don't have to convince them, we just need enough people to outvote them. Provided of course that we don't let them destroy democracy more first...shit
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@BadPostsLLC Not evil just himbo
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@KOBPatrickHayes Mega corps: “If our employees want to be paid more perchance they should look for other gainful employment!” Employees: “ok” Corps: “wait no”
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@Snailsfall @NotABigJerk To be fair they should have gone over there to turn that lady’s motion smoothing off
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@rollerbee_ @owen______ellis Better quality and landlord are diametrically opposed phrases
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@DustinOhair @DrWomanhattan He literally looks like some guy here. Maybe an engineering student at a state school. Not an Augustus Caesar statue wannabe
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@ZeroSuitCamus If you eat 3 pounds of food and are hungry an hour later you’d think something would click
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@compromizdagent @rhinosoros But only if they’re talking about cops or Israel
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@ndrew_lawrence Honestly if ragging on a politician will get pro-union coverage on Fox News I say go for it
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@BenjaminCrew1 @VK_HM Setting up a foundation before I die so I can continue hating from the grave
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@ParikPatelCFA The threat of deportation is a good way to get people to work I guess
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@aquaimperium8 He’s the reason you get 9 spam calls a day
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@JackKennedy The shop guy absolutely killed it with the deadpan delivery
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@owen______ellis So guys a big spongebob fan then
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@new_dash_snow For future use:
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@ByYourLogic How did they get away with telling us we had a big dead spot in the middle of our tongue where we couldn’t taste. That’s so obviously not true
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@JDVance1 Yeah, the people who famously need student loans the most: rich people
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@Srirachachau Anakin hating slavery and being extremely disillusioned with the Jedi for them allowing it to exist is something that should have been explored more in those movies
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@RightWingCope It’s so cool how boundless access to information has reverted the average person’s intelligence level to that of a medieval serf
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@jc_maximus @axios Hey mr smart man we’ve been a spacefaring civilization for 50 years and scientists are already worried about tiny space junk orbiting at mind bending speeds making escaping earth impossible in the semi near future so yeah I’d say it’s possible
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I like Filoni’s Clone Wars and it does a lot of things really well (even better if you kind of ignore everything it has since spawned) but the visual storytelling of this series is pretty much unmatched in Star Wars
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@esaagar *covering my eyes and ears and pretending the entire Mediterranean doesn’t exist* for sure man
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@ArthurDelaneyHP Economists will talk about the invisible hand of the market or whatever up until the point the hand goes to a place that the don’t like so they promptly Jamie Lannister that thing
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@B911Izzy These are all things common enough to have modern stock photos.
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@Matthew_Cyr @danheld If you want proof that money is made up and we should just fucking give it to people, well, here
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@EROSJEONG @stcncms Fr who even got shot here
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@captgouda24 @ww_dasilva Cool man thanks for letting us know you should never be taken seriously about anything
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@MattLandsman @coopercooperco Does this imply that this guys morning routine involved spinning up some Evil Dead on the VCR?
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@BasQuetzal Imagine looking at the numbers for deaths of despair and saying "ah yes, surely enforcing my puritanical values through the power of the law will fix this"
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@guy_freire Elon’s hair plug surgeon
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@neolibwill @shoe0nhead You’re a neoliberal I wouldn’t talk too much shit
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@BenMFreeman I mean Israeli flags are flown on Palestinian land all the time
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@kenklippenstein I’m getting real fuckin tired of “once in a lifetime” weather events and this is only the beginning
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@SecretaryPete Hey Pete remember when you took leave for a few weeks a while from your job as Secretary of Transportation? These rail workers are asking for a few days of that.
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@NRO The affluent don’t have to take out student loans, their parents pay for their college.
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@bariweiss @IsaacGrafstein Disliking war because it’s woke and not because it’s war is so funny
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@KatieDaviscourt Poverty is the root cause of crime. Reduce poverty reduce crime hope this helps
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If they put Tommy Wiseau in Knives Out 2 I will see it every day that it is in theaters
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I am not a coward ! Why is Hollywood so afraid ?
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@legotrillermoth We’re all too online and it’s funny that the Jonas Brothers scheduling people are too
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@dieworkwear I need you to be meaner to this guy, on clouds with khakis is wild
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@knicks_tape99 Shannon just sitting there with his face as frozen as possible
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@ettingermentum The funny thing is Baulders Gate technically has it but it’s such a minor inconvenience that nobody ever thinks about it. You can lug around like 15 war hammers. Meanwhile if I just turn on Starfield I’m immediately over encumbered
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@SxarletRed I legitimately don’t think they could possibly handle this situation worse
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@flglmn Guy who reinstated an account that literally posted CSAM
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