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you can tell when a group of ppl have met online bc they lack similar attractiveness levels that groups that meet in person subconsciously select for
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it should be illegal for girls who wanna be just friends to show up to the hang in the most fuckable sundresses
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the dopamine crash you get after a good banter session w someone who doesnt want you back can kill you
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one thing no one talks about is how sundresses will waft a girl's pheromones around when she wears them without panties
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the appeal of a younger woman is that they havent started hating men yet and the appeal of an older woman is that you get to melt the heart of an ice cold bitch
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ppl are at their cringiest when theyre working through the shock of being dumped
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you ever look at a girl’s imperfect teeth and want for a dental mold of them? sometimes i think about how id trace my fingers through each crevice and down every cranny so i can learn those subtle contours solely by touch
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i think staying loyal to your situationship makes sense if they respect you more than you respect yourself
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i dont think it's possible to date a woman long term and not find her mom at least a little bit attractive
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consensual pregnancy w the twitter mutual who is the love of my life
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ppl who retroactively rewrite their past feelings by saying they were never actually in love gross me out
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@animalologist
how confident are you about people at median not being able to do algebra lol bc that seems crazy to me
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women helping other women get laid by explaining to men that theyre being hit on is the invisible sisterhood that secretly shapes the world
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@TasteSubjective
@okimstillhungry
this moment strikes fear in the heart of every person who learned words by reading
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being the side piece as a guy is fun bc you can yearn while still getting laid
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hi im back on twitter bc im going through it and i need the attention
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ive been formulating a theory on how you can tell if someones a virgin by how badly they pet a cat but nothing couldve prepared me for finding an incel w his fingers down my cat’s throat
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when a relationship ends, the only thing youre left w are memories of a person who doesnt exist anymore
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@rohindhar
first date idea we're secluded on a lighthouse miles away from shore and our only way off is to signal sos to passing ships in the night. no electricity, no running water
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if im funny around you it probably means youre not attractive enough to make me nervous
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the only thing i know about making friends is that insecure ppl are the worst kind of ppl to surround yourself w
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it’s nice how ed girls with breeding kinks come w a built in form of contraception
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there should be a credit card that auto declines the first payment of every subscription service so that i dont have to manually cancel these damn trials every time
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why is dating so hard when most of us just want to meet a therapist we can fuck
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it would be rly nice to wake up every morning and eat soup across from a person you rly like
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men used to explore unknown and dangerous lands in the name of manifest destiny and now they swipe on dating apps, searching for vast foreheads fertile for planting kisses
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it’s tragic that women w good boobs need to develop even better personalities to be able to distract you into listening to them
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@lillybilly299
sometimes i wonder if booger eating has gone down as a trend among children bc of overparenting. i feel like they dont pick em like they used to
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whenever bro says no homo i feel the urge to suffocate him w kisses. like stfu dumbass stop being homophobic. you think i cant turn you a little? your lips will betray you
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a website like goodreads for ranking attractive fertile women, call it wouldbreeds
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living in nyc as a man means that you have the option of replacing your porn addiction w a dating app addiction
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you know what would be a fun toxic game to play? take a pool of all the ppl in relationships you know and then rematch them based on their looks
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i wonder what went wrong in my childhood to make me only interested in women who are fucked up in the head
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born to be cute, forced to fall in love w women who are attracted ugly men
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my most self destructive trait is that i love how fun fucked up people are
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love is about rising a little earlier than you need to every morning. it’s about cherishing details you once deemed small. it’s about dancing w words to capture emotions that will always elude your expression
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if only scientists could breed out the bitterness in incels like they did w brussel sprouts
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i dont know why i let my guard down around awkward ppl. it’s not like awkward ppl cant be evil
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it’s exasperating when individuals go out of their way to use erudite versions of common words in an awkward attempt to make a supercilious point
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im a little racist and im not good at apologizing so im glad i wasnt born white
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hi it’s raining tomorrow and i think itd be nice if you came over and listened to the sound of its gentle tapping on glass w me
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it would be rly convenient if we fell in love and made standing plans to see each other every day for the rest of our lives haha
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no i dont need to romanticize my first love anymore. im ready to live the rest of my fuckin life
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i hate texting funny people. like wtf am i supposed to do? reply lol after everything?
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if a woman you creampied takes plan b, that means you offered her the opportunity to baby trap you and she chose not to take it
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im saving the r slur for a special occasion (calling you that in bed)
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type of guy who carries around a ring pop in case he needs to make an emergency proposal
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treating a girl well isnt enough. you have to treat her badly as well
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whenever a tweet of mine pops off, i nod to myself and say to myself “i love the effects of male ovulation”
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smart ppl are so good at misreading signals. if they are observant and imaginative enough, theyll be able to divine their wishes from the most creative delusions
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what do you mean youre looking for the perfect woman? women cant be perfect
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i go out and meet all these other cats but all that does is make me wanna go home and be w my own cat
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ppl who grew up ugly find each other again so easily bc they never grow out of their stunted social tendencies
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having someone like you is exciting bc one day you get to be surprised when they suddenly decide to stop
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id like to recreate the manga “100 girlfriends who really love you” but instead of girlfriends, id like twitter mutuals 🥺
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i think to succeed in romance, you should believe in yourself more than you believe in love
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