0xempires
@0xempires
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The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
Joined August 2021
One of the greatest joys of fatherhood is discovering that your kid doesn’t like one of your favorite snacks.
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@amphetaminenap Gonna reply “you should keep writing these. you have a real talent!”. So that he’ll waste the next 3 years of his life. Revenge for wasting 3 minutes of mine.
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@AicRaj @iamyesyouareno dog gets away thank god. wtf is with all the random cruelty I’ve seen hit the feed lately. jeez.
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@MiyaHedge It’s weird to do all this research, connect all these dots, and then completely fumble the conclusion. Like impressively bad.
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@amphetaminenap I ain’t a smart man. all this spelling and reading and grammar and writing don’t come easy to all of us. but you. you got a real talent, bud.
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@tarikrdavis Fathers and husbands: it’s your wife and kid on a subway being threatened for their lives. You have to choose between this guy and Daniel Penny. Who you picking?.
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@festive2018 Tell your wife that the money you spend on gas you save on your post-game massage, so it all comes out in the wash.
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@gizmobly Is it just me though or are UK engineers noticeably more lazy on average?. It’s possible I’ve had a bad sample set over my career, but sure seems this way.
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@legacyCK @DailyLoud mom inheriting billions, just slipping a subtle reminder in there for mom to remember to “take care of” the kids 😂.
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@FollowEnockoyoo @Cobratate don’t have kids if you’re this poor. also, buy a cake mix and some icing, it’s not expensive to make a cake. dude probably could have made 6 cakes for the price of this restaurant slice.
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@thegarrettscott @sama imagine trying to raise $x trillions and the model can’t even perform the Sghetti benchmark. embarrassing.
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@arjunkhemani @rabois Jokes on you Keith: I spent my entire 20s in a cloud of marijuana smoke. My genius wasn’t evident until 30.
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@DetonatorAudio @0xRacist @tarshishite imagine having this level of autism and having no chance of detecting 90% of the jokes on the internet. tough existence.
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@OfficialNuu__ @kreo444 he rugged for like $8k. it's poor people doing things. just be happy we don't have to step over them sleeping on the sidewalk like the rest of them.
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@TheTraderDark can’t decide if it would be worse to be the bag fumbler or the wife of the fumbler who is constantly complaining about something called fartcoin for the rest of our lives.
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@dyingscribe I wonder how many businesses started with intentions to be a front for laundering but ended up being wildly profitable and dwarfed whatever upside there was in the dirty money.
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@xriskology I was coming around to the idea of uploading my retinas into his database but now I’m not so sure.
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Ape #5901 (King Biggie) just sold for 2500 sol ($240,725) in tx #DegenApes @DegenApeAcademy @realApeSol
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@xbtGBH man I remember being teenagers and fucking my gf with her dad in the bedroom right next door. shit was scary as hell but it had to be done.
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@RezaC1 @MarkLevineNYC @ManhattanDA @RepJerryNadler @KeithPowersNYC @ebottcher @LizKrueger @bradhoylman @tonysimone having lived in New York it’s more surprising to me that somebody called it in at all.
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@LL_Cool_AF @xm_muva you’d have to be such a god awful parent to have a kid that consistently misbehaves so frequently that you would take their Christmas away. but even then, to get them hyped up for their gift only to gut punch them with a brick, that’s just pure evil child abuse.
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@RaleighC I distinctly remember getting shaken out of a ton of bitcoin after that Nov 2013 pullback. fml.
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@bulls_flo @buccocapital @MacIntyre_Dan It’s true. this is tech in 2024. There are small pockets of wildly overpaid people because of how bonkers covid hiring was and the asset bubble has been since. The flip side of this is there are tons of talented workers caught out in the layoffs. Extremes at both ends.
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happy to say I took @knox_trades advice and got to my first therapy session for help processing emotions from last wk. when I got to the part about selling the pandas she let down her hair, unbuttoned the top of her blouse, and started rubbing up and down on my knee. def helpful.
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@Aristos_Revenge @ChMark161 Still heavily hire other Chinese (look at Meta). Both cheat heavily. Indians have been known to have other (likely already employed) Indians go through the entire interview process (over Zoom since Covid), then just pull the switcheroo for first day. Chinese have 1point3acres.
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#DegenApes has been an amazing project and a fun group to fall in with since mint. Really looking forward to the next chapter in this story. Smart money preparing for the incoming #ApeShortage don't be caught apeless out there.
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@_its_not_real_ imagine if you ran it and it worked. imagine how bad it would mindfuck you. everything you thought you knew. to dust.
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@WizLikeWizard Seems bold to be telling anyone they’re not serious when your whole fund is only $15m.
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@AltsQ These are pictures stolen from my real girlfriend’s profile. I’m sorry that happened to your friend. I let my girlfriend know someone has her pics. We’re in love and I’m flying her out to meet me for the first time for new years. She does work in investing and has helped me alot.
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@AJDelgado13 I would just say I got a little to drunk at a Renaissance Fair and be done with it.
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@huntercoldcalls based. so are we hoping your Dad dies without the surgery and in his final moments he gasps “I should have listened to my son. sale is an awesome career.” ?. that would be a powerful testimonial to include on your product promo tbh.
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@Scallionaire666 @ccllaazz @another_reader2 @mis4tune_teller @FischerKing64 @Bindlestiff646 thank you for slumming it down here with us.
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@iamvict_ @FAFO_TV I can clear this up. if you meant him, it was; “mm nn nggu” not so much language, just a guttural call of pain. If you meant Lady 1 it was: “Freddie!” (presumably, his nickname, first name Frederick). Lady 2: “oh no!” (same level of concern as when she drops a piece of toast).
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@pinpulleddrmf I know exactly how that feels. I used to get home from school, grab a snack, and then just run out the door and hop on my bmx without telling my mom where I was going. wind in my hair, just me and the open road.
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@FracSlap a real hero would have at least tried bro . it might not be too late. which Superman movie was it where he flew around the world so fast that he reversed time and went back and saved Lois?. believe in yourself.
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@nmrapport 100% they had a conversation that went something like. “the internet has a short memory, nobody will be talking about this next week. they’ll be talking about some new memecoin or something.”.
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@typedfemale 6. you have to know that the opposite sides of the die adds up to 7. first two steps leave front and back unchanged and flip the other 4 sides (what was 1 is now 6). the two steps towards us leave the 6 facing to the right . three steps to the right would leave the 6 facing up.
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Let's not forget this glorious bit of hypocrisy. When mint-squad (the DAA alpha channel) realized what was happening, the plan was to fight fire with fire. Message was pinned/championed. Would have been at the expense of pandas and anyone else excluded from @DegenDAOO discord.
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@jxmnop schedule it for 3 hours and open the meeting with “thanks for coming, I feel like we have so much to discuss!”.
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@byte_thrasher I had an recruiter decide not to pass me forward as a candidate for a role I was perfect for after she asked me about my experience with “Apache O-S-S”. I asked if she meant Apache the web server? Plenty of experience with that. “No”, she said. “It says O-S-S.”. “I have no.
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@milk_pilled @texasrunnerDFW @NipseyHoussle @VladTheInflator You should round it out with some retarded little cover letter about how the house would go to a little family that would really value the house. Like that ever worked. Yet people still try.
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@iamgingertrash is there another town and industry somewhere where it's the opposite?. like where I gotta go in there and be willing to run through a bunch of bad bitches and then they make me a king?.
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@Nuckin_Futt @ClownWorld_ Pretty sure “Yo shawty where that pipe at let me see that pipe”. roughly translates to:. “I would like you to be my boyfriend and please show me your penis”. (although genetically dissimilar, I was raised on foodstamps in the ghetto. you’re welcome.).
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Nearly 3k wallets hold @DegenApeAcademy Apes! We did the math. Distribution looking healthy af (top is apes listed on solanart):
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@Underrated_Dom @Cobratate the problem is if your child was in trouble you would be praying someone would help. hard to expect someone to help if you wouldn’t.
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all the solami bros talking about how nfts finally catching a bid got me pretty excited to check my trash pandas. too busy rn but excited to check in the morning. they prob like 30 sol floor if I had to guess.
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@pearlythingz God, grant me the unbridled ambition of a man who can decide to have four children on a $16.50/hr paycheck.
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@redphonecrypto I remember passing on the BNB ICO. “why would the world need another exchange? it’s so late in the game”. 🧠.
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@BowTiedBull 90% of your reply guys agreeing with you will never touch $400k in a year in their lives.
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@judejam43238219 @CalltoActivism she looks like she closes down the bar every night and gets run through by whatever trash is hanging around when the lights go on.
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@l_relax68291 @1000waystod1e she’s looking around trying to force a smile and stay calm but really she’s wondering if she’s about to die and this was all a horrible mistake.
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@GoingParabolic another thread where everyone in the replies posts a number 5x greater than they will ever reach.
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@ShooterMcDadden @cctvidiots There was a story on Reddit recently where a lady and her kids came home and the dad said the dog ran away. Kids were agonizing. She felt like something was off so she reviewed dash cam footage, saw him drive next state over and drop the dog. Divorced the husband. Found the dog.
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@NickatFP if he's only been doing this since November I think he's good for another couple of weeks. she's right though, he is "becoming" a loser. still doing this in January and he's in full loser mode.
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@a_real_society remember the show The Pretender about a genius that just tried on a different career every episode?. that was based on me.
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@leamaric There are basically zero imaginable scenarios where he can propose and it will be so magical that it was worth the wait.
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@0xTDG I’m sure we can find someone to take your girlfriend shopping and show her a good time for a few weeks while you stage your recovery.
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@LazorLaRue @a_S_is_F It’s ok man, I love my wife too but it’s ok to point out when she’s being a retarded bitch. The fact that a lot of women can’t stand (on an instinctual level) the idea of a man relaxing for even a little bit is hilarious.
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if you get shaken out of premium sol nfts because you sold for dog coins just know that everything is working out as the universe intended.
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@fastrlife reply guys acting like you have to either smoke zero cigars or chain smoke them non-stop.
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@refactoredmarc @tarikrdavis until his bluff gets called, and the first punch gets thrown . then all you have is regret.
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we know how long you've been in the nft game based on your faith in "community". Evolution of an nft connoisseur:. Day 0: wow, everyone is so smart, funny, and early. I would tattoo my face for you brother!. Day 180: everyone cool is gone. how do I unload my bags on these retards.
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@trading_axe I once watched Tay complete the blowjob challenge from Operation Swordfish in record time.
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@SpiritofPines this has always been true but I fucking hate that this batch of memes is what made me aware. it has honestly really effected the way I look at my relationship
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rejoined #mint-squad with my alt. plan is to slowly morph my pfp back into my cigar ape using the same algorithm as sol parasite. several months. boil the frog. full transformation in time for next SC election where I vote myself back in and saint out with my army of cheap apes.
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@MelissaMesku Another great way to do it is to find someone with no close friends/family and do the ole swaperoo. The Talented Mr Ripley technique. Dispose right into the Hudson. That’s how me and most of my buddies found our places. A little sad but you get over it.
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@RetirementRight bears never win again. somewhere along the way they decided the market was a matter of national security.
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@JulieChangRE @AmervimB it turns out the entire field of accounting is 90% just billing clients for easy shit they could do themselves.
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@carolineccurtis @SyeClops Signed,. Some hoe with 4 college degrees that reads a lot but doesn’t actually do much.
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@GathererSkull there was this lady that fell through the floorboards in her attic and got trapped inside a wall below
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This mint is ongoing and I don't think it's the quick flip kind but it's one of the most impressive projects I've seen on Solana so far. You can link your wallet and rotate your bear in a 3d viewer on their site. Really well done. Kudos for not rushing out another pixel project.
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@coinfessions Desolder the PROM and swap it into a new ledger, amigo. I mean, not you personally, because you sound like a fucking idiot. But take it to someone with a steady hand.
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@antoniogm @timgilmour if the ransomware gang theory is correct then they probably still have full access to his emails, incl hotel reservation info.
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A few points to consider:. @DegenDAOO offered no forum to represent myself in any sort of proceedings. Consider the community you're building when one person becomes judge, jury, and executioner. [1/5].
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