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Normies will pity you and laugh at you during bear markets and ask you for financial advice at the top. Don’t forget to dump your bags on them for justice.
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I am working full time as a dentist. I have a 9m old baby. I have 5 spot positions open, 2 leverage trades, I am minting and trading NFTs, I am house hunting and I am thinking of buying a puppy. If I end up in a psych ward next month you know why.
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I’ve had three ppl today ask me how my Bitcoin is doing with a smirk on their face.
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Having a huge fight with my family on a whatsapp chat about how I’m stupid for not being vaxxed and how I am just lucky about having made money with “bitcoin” . Was I adopted?.
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This is the only financial advice I am ever going to give you: Wear a condom.
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Flirty men are the best and unfortunately they will most likely go extinct soon thanks to feminazis.
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When you’re being investigated for market manipulation, so you decide to manipulate the market a bit more
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Today would have been my mum’s bday. She loved bdays so much. Miss you, love you. Happy Birthday ♥️
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Classy men are going extinct. It’s impossible to find a gentleman under 40 years old anymore. Younger men dress awful and have no manners and that’s just sad 😔.
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I am buying my dream home for my family this week. I couldn’t be happier about it. Just perfect for the boys. Great pool, big yard, lots of space… Also it’s 10 min from work, from the city, and 5 min from the beach. Views to a natural reserve ☺️.
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Wait, that’s a woman, right? Why are the comments saying that’s a dude? No way
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“If YoU dOn’T bUy aLtS aT tHeSe PrIcEs YoU’lL rEgReT iT LaTeR” . B*tch, you’ve been saying that for a year now 🤣🤣🤣.
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Selling all my crypto and erasing all proof of me ever being remotely interested in it.
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Am I shadowbanned? Suddenly I’m getting almost no interaction. Please like this tweet 🐥 so that I know I’m not and I just suck at posting.
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Do you know what is worse than this BTC dump? All the idiots bragging and laughing at people who have lost it all and are struggling to put food in their family’s table. Be compassionate and kind, if you’re doing well financially rn. STFU.
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Friendly reminder that you can take a break from twitter without an announcement. No one cares.
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My father’s crypto analysis this morning:. “Hear me out, I have 3k $ADA. If it gets all the way to 2k. I would have made 6 millions!” . Me: “lol what?!”. Him: “I don’t know why you’re laughing, ETH was $1 at some point too!”. I swear to god this was a real convo 😂.
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My dad only owned $ETH and $BTC. Today he bought $ADA, $LINK and $LTC. The road to degeneracy has started.
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*Nails almost every trade for a month: 10 likes per chart. *Posts selfie: 650 likes. You guys really need jesus.
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What this woman is doing here is simple: . She is letting the world know he is hers, but she won’t have sex with him yet, but even if you date him, he is still texting her Ily and in love with her, so don’t date him, she needs him single, in case she ends up alone in her 40s.
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I dislike how now everyone smiles in pictures. Why do you fucking smile to take a picture, you weren’t smiling a second ago, so much fake. Take the picture on whatever mode you are at the moment and so be it.
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Liberal women and gay men writing pro Hamas is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
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Honestly I am starting to understand guys who block every CT woman. It’s been getting worse and worse. I could catch an STD just scrolling through my feed.
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Good morning to everyone, except people who wear hats backwards after they turn 18.
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Having breakfast and going back to bed is probably the best feeling in the fucking world.
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“Why aren’t you posting charts anymore”. Well sir, bc I’m smart enough to know I’m not smart enough to trade this shit right now. So I’m enjoying my summer while better traders make a fortune and most ppl get absolutely rekt trying to convince themselves they are good traders.
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So now we have to fuck people we aren’t attracted to to be good people? I’m just going to stick to hot men and be an awful human being ty very much.
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My mum’s friends just told her that I should be careful with “the bitcoins” because they are “outlawed” and I can get in a lot of trouble. Fuck. I’m going to jail
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Why are you as a man, spending your Saturday looking at charts on a computer instead of impregnating the love of your life?.
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4 months after, almost at pre-pregnancy weight, I just got the ok to start running and lifting 💪🏼
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Merry Xmas friends! I just finished buying my gifts and I am truly feeling the Xmas joy. I had an amazing year and cannot wait for more cool surprises in 2022. Wish you all joy and health and love ♥️♥️♥️
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This is the proudest achievement of my school years. I guess those student loans were a legit investment 😂😂😂😂
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Kids believe in Santa Claus, but you believe your crypto bags will make you a billionaire, so who is the one believing in fairy tales?.
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Dear idiots:. Stop announcing that you are unfollowing/muting/blocking. No one cares. Respectfully,. Q.
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Remember, you’re not really rich until you cash out. Stop acting like it.
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Happy New Year to everyone who interacted with me on this app on 2021. Thank you for helping me cope when I’m sad or stressed out and thank you to my CT family (you know who you are), I never thought I would find love and support on CT. Love you ♥️
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Last night my uncle died and my grandma is at the hospital fighting for her life. Spent the day at the funeral home after work. So this bday has been a bit complicated. I wanted to thank everyone who took the time to wish me a happy bday on twitter. Bc it did make it better ♥️.
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All the money I have invested in crypto is money I could lose today and my quality of life wouldn’t be affected majorly. I only have 30-40% of my net worth in this and I have a job that pays great and two other businesses, stocks, a retirement fund, real state. .
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If I unfollow you, know that it is entirely personal. I don’t like you. You suck.
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A friend just called me to tell me he bought his first crypto. He bought 30m $PEPE, and he is so hyped bc “imagine it goes to $1!” . Idk how to tell him.
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Honestly tired of crypto guys being good looking when they doxx. You’re supposed to be hideous incels ffs.
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The best thing about bear markets is not having to see pictures of your ugly watches and tacky ass designer clothes tbh. GM.
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I have a guy in my DMs basically begging me to take his money. Is this a sexual fantasy I don’t know about? 😂.
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Wears a “Tax the rich” dress from a designer that makes 1.5k bags at an event that costs 35k per person 😒
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Can you all stop posting women olympics butt pictures? You’re turning me gay.
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Do I understand this technology? No. But am I getting rich with it? Also no.
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$BTC to 210k .$ETH to 12k.$SOL to 500. Before end of 2024 or I shave my head live.
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Would you be ok with fat people being forced to go to fat camps and smokers being forced to quit, and alcoholics and drug addicts being put into mandatory rehabs? . If you aren’t but you’re pro mandatory vaccines then you’re an idiot. If you are, then you’re a fascist.
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It’s funny how tattoos went from a way to differentiate yourself from the herd, to the most basic herd-like thing you can do when you turn 18.
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Thank you so much @BitThreads for my Xmas gift 🎁 . I like this t-shirt so much, it’s the first thing I wear in 2019 🖤🖤🖤
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Maybe it’s my Catholic upbringing. but I find bragging about doing charity work, soooooo wrong.
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Buying myself a nice pair of shoes with what I make staking stable coins with the @cryptocom app 🤝
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I don’t want expensive cars or expensive jewelry or expensive clothes… I have always been able to afford this without crypto. I am here bc it’s the only way to make sure my kids will lack NOTHING they need in the future. My crypto is not mine, it’s theirs.
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The only women I have heard complain about men calling a woman hot. are women who feel left out bc. well, they ugly 🤷🏽♀️.
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You shouldn’t be able to talk trash about anyone when your facial hair does this. At least shave and accept you’re a woman.
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Don’t forget to spend time with your loved ones. Kiss your mums, hug your fathers, play with your kids, have a beer with your siblings, have crazy sex with your lovers. Everything can change in a second, don’t have this kind of regrets.
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It’s not about being racist (which I am) it’s about knowing what’s the best thing for your country. It’s a lot cheaper to buy an immigrant vote than to incentivize birth in your own citizens. And this is why Europe will fail. Bc it’s politicians are more focused on winning
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