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1 year
@KeenanPeachy What do Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Bill Ackman have in common? They’re billionaires who have delivered the biggest wins for the Right over the past several years and none of them are conservative.
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7 months
@jeremykauffman >bullet whizzes by.>1 minute later.>"What?".
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1 month
@DrJohnB2 Ok fine, maybe the vax should be mandatory.
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7 months
@JUSTcatmeme I have to say, the greaseballs are growing on me. I find their unabashed embrace of the hyperreal consumerist hellscape we all live in to be oddly endearing.
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7 months
@Grummz Unlike America, the Japanese actually honor their ancestors and don't appreciate the woke historical revisionism of their culture.
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4 months
@Oilfield_Rando What do you call the area between her boobs?. Jizz lane.
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2 months
@memeticsisyphus Is there a legitimate argument that Japan shouldn’t just execute this guy?. Would anyone miss him? Do those people even matter?.
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5 months
@TheCriticalDri2 She’s DARVOing. Deny. Attack . Reverse Victim and Offender.
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1 year
@PPFA This person even looks like an expert on virginity!.
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1 year
@lporiginalg If this isn't bait then lmao, imagine having 100k in student loan debt and you still can't even spell correctly.
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5 months
@uncledoomer If it makes you feel any better she is deeply unhappy and there’s a void in her soul that will never be filled.
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@EudaimoniaEsq Think about how much better he's been sleeping lately.
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1 year
@AshleyRParker @Uber They don't want to get murdered.
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@Brandon93Smith They were liberals 10 years ago.
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1 year
@leadpacer Hot take: if you have “twenty” friends you have no friends.
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1 year
@bog_beef It’s especially funny that so many of them love anime, a genre that embraces traditional views of men and women and has no desire to pander to them. Subconsciously they crave order.
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7 months
@Olivianuzzi @JordanSchachtel @NYMag “Reporting takes time.”. Except when it’s baseless allegations of people you don’t like, of course.
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@NBCNews What’s the punishment for treason again?.
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@memeticsisyphus It’s bc their insults have no meaning beyond “you are in the outgroup and outgroup bad.”.
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@Howlingmutant0 The irony is that the writers are explicit about how corrupt this world is and yet they still treat "conspiracists" as ridiculous in it. Zero awareness of the worldbuilding in their own IP.
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@Iyervval @ZafarSobhan Why would there be a pause between “written” and “English?”.
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3 months
@AetiusRF I'm almost more offended by his reddit tier conversational style than the butt stuff.
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1 year
@Columba_1 I'm sure she votes.
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1 year
@MrAndyNgo If you knew absolutely nothing about Israel/Palestine and merely looked to how the supporters of each behaved at protests an in public, what conclusion would you come to?.
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@InezFeltscher >deliberately obscure legality of the Haitian immigrants.>"thank you for describing the legal process haha".
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@jlippincott_ “Be an impotent simp and maybe some fat chick will pity fuck you.”.
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@whatifalthist This has been obvious since he was captured on camera telling people to go into the Capitol on J6 and faced no apparent legal consequences for it. Meanwhile the feds went after people who weren't even in DC at the time for their supposed "involvement.".
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@TheDemocrats Trump please incinerate this
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4 months
@FischerKing64 Young white men should be building outside their system. Won’t be easy but it’s far more stable and lucrative.
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6 months
@nuclear5over1 You have pronouns in your bio you freak.
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@DougMackeyCase “I need as many highly skilled H1B’s as possible, therefore my personal mission will be to seriously clean up waste and fraud in the visa system and earn those spots.”. That’s all he has to say to placate most people.
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1 year
@greentexts_bot Lmao everything is going to crash it's going to be horrible but also magnificent.
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@ShinyWabbuffet @Oilfield_Rando Odds are good you won’t be around by this time next year.
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@billydyson_ >Robs liquor store.>"Hey that's illegal!" .>Nobody is illegal!.
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@doctor_cabral >”One of society’s greatest villains”. Go to hell you piece of shit.
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@Howlingmutant0 >Haitian submerses himself in a tank at the local aquarium. "Umm fishing has always been a thing in America".
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5 months
@mjs_DC >candidate who drops out of race "throws grenade" into election by getting his name off the ballot. If you're going to be a hack, at least be better at it.
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1 year
@wanyeburkett Yeah but did he stand outside the capitol on J6?.
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1 month
@SethMacFarlane Does it bother you that you donated to the candidates that enabled this wildfire in the first place?.
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1 year
@eyeslasho I think it was Sowell that said libs consider any treatment that isn’t preferential to be discriminatory.
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1 year
@Babygravy9 >cancerous lump develops on pectoral muscle. “My tits are coming in!”.
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@jeremykauffman Spic and span.
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1 year
@upstatefederlst Yeah, keep saving this kid from the consequences of his actions or else you'll "ruin" his future. Smh.
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@sailaunderscore Because the TSA is a jobs program.
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3 months
@9mm_smg And people here will claim it was Trump who “ruined the GOP.”. Disgusting vermin, all of them.
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1 year
@thevivafrei The lesson is clear: do not “serve” your country in any capacity. This is an economic zone now. It’s about extracting as much value as possible and building a comfortable life for yourself.
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@FischerKing64 The one upside is that this treatment seems to be immunizing younger white men against “racial guilt” in a way boomer white men never were.
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@TheCriticalDri2 Average “male friendship” expert
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@thechosenberg “I am a straight guy who occasionally has a curiosity to interact with penises”
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@VDAREJamesK There's an alternate universe where this guy is still alive and Howard Stern is dead and people talk about how based Stern would be.
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@RichardHanania Billionaires are good now
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6 months
@MonicaHesse So is being a tampon dispenser a “king stud” move or a friend zone move? You literally contradict yourself in the subtweet lmao.
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@GlobalBC Lmao an "unsafe environment.".
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@ScottAdamsSays Europe doesn’t invent anything anymore - they only quibble over how to regulate others’ innovations.
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@QuetzalPhoenix Mr Bean.
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@DisgracedProp One of these things is not like the others. .
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@AuronMacintyre I wonder how many of these kids could grow up to be functional adults if they were allowed to be disciplined? If society stopped making excuses for them?.
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@arghavan_salles Lmao. The irony is that the guy who rejected her isn’t lonely. But I’m sure there are among the hundreds of dudes she swiped left on.
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@esjesjesj You are not compatible with civilization.
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@LibertyLockPod The same Netflix that just launched a Shane Gillis show and is in talks with Kill Tony? . It's not 2020 anymore. The winds are changing.
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@wanyeburkett It’s not about the squirrel .
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@Oilfield_Rando Just watched the TMZ interview of the owners. Over 12 officers showed up to serve the search warrant for a squirrel. He was detained for over 5 hours while they searched his home. They questioned his wife's immigration status. The same state that is an illegal sanctuary. Unreal.
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@bizlet7 Two of the most powerful men in the history of planet earth: midwits. Lmao.
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@extradeadjcb The birth of a super villain.
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@gaywonk You would be more useful as biofuel.
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@crotchner2 Yeah every man's dream girl is John Oates.
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@GadSaad @JackPosobiec Gad, I’m a Jew living in the Midwest. The “Roscoe Jethros” of the world are far more pro-Israel than not and it’s stupid to villainize them when it’s far more likely to be a Kaiden or Braiden or Jaiden living in suburbia that fits your description.
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@extradeadjcb The inverse to men not picking up on subtext is women refusing to believe explicit statements.
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@memeticsisyphus Many characters in media may seem aloof or detached, but when the stakes are high, they demonstrate strong moral character or self-sacrifice to protect that which they claim not to care about. That's what makes them compelling. Shit lib writers do not understand this nuance.
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@9mm_smg It's funny but also very sad. Like the kid who says his dad works for Nintendo one week and then Playstation the next but it turns out he has a single mom and never met his dad.
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@verymoisturized This is what I mean when I say autism is an evolutionary response to wokeness.
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@laurastoobusy Yet another reason to hate your generation.
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@CBSNews @finnygo Nikki Haley is a democrat.
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@politicalmath I say it every time, dying early preserved his legacy.
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@reddit_lies "It's impossible to be antisemitic because the Jews have all the power.".
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@ArmandDoma Yeah how dare we expect service workers to speak the fucking language of the country they are living in, right?.
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@FillyJL Does China have the same homeless population we do?.
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@TheOmniLiberal Destiny's ex-wife W.
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@krassenstein @elonmusk Interesting how you only think this when Republicans win….
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@FromKulak Boomers:
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1 year
@0xAlaric Anyone who has spent any time at a university understands that plagiarism is the greatest sin you can commit.
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@AustinScholar Pin this so people know to disregard everything you’ll ever say.
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@TheTNHoller "Young professionals" i.e. useless complainers.
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@PaulSkallas Ironically McDonalds is better for you than a lot of prepackaged innocuous crap people buy daily from the grocery store.
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@DisgracedProp You need to tell him that it's not incompetence, it's malice. But baby steps.
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@MedGold_ There’s no way the Rizzler sees 30.
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@Aristos_Revenge Department layoffs and a new resume!.Department layoffs and a new resume!.
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@videotechuk_ One day you will learn that simply declaring something does not manifest it into existence but today is not that day.
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@ywomendeservles There is a solution but you will go to prison for it.
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@memeticsisyphus Didn’t they set fire to a church too? Trump had to be taken to a bunker and they called him “bunker boy.”.
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@VDAREJamesK Isn't it interesting how the GOP has no voter registration apps but the Democrats have several? How odd!.
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@TheoVon Why don't we just not tax it away from people in the first place?.
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@jblairsanders Imagine getting Roe overturned and then claiming that the movement was “permanently damaged.”. Almost like it was never about policy for you, it was about virtue signaling to your in group.
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@0x49fa98 Took me way too long in life to figure out that you’re not supposed to take what women say at face value. A lesson you’ll never learn from boomer men because many of them never learned it themselves.
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@DoctorPissPants You should not have rights.
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@rainnwilson You have no empathy. Haiti is merely another pretext for you to attack your perceived enemies. That is the extent to which you care about Haiti.
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@JANGZ999 @DillyHussain88 Nothing except the greatest imperial power of all time I guess.
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@revenant_MMXX >”most censored man on the internet”.>constantly appearing in my recommended accounts to follow.
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@DougMackeyCase See you, space cowboy.
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@EdmundSmirk Every "male feminist" would benefit from watching this episode.
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@reddit_lies >ruin his reputation. lmao.
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