Jonathan Wickremasinghe-Kuhn
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@capybaroness
Feels pretty logical to me that the creatures can recognize and ignore noises made by their own kind.
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@BBishop717
@SBondyNYDN
LeBron just opened a new school that will improve society. He doesn’t have to meet with Trump to make a positive change.
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@BBishop717
@SBondyNYDN
Yes, I read it. That was literally my point. Why should LeBron suffer through a likely fruitless meeting with someone like Trump when he can change things without him?
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Griffey only delivers the good news.
This is Griffey. He does a really good job fetching the paper... as long as it's the thought that counts. 12/10
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@dog_rates
@dog_feelings
@budweiserusa
Colombo would be the perfect way to show how ice cold your beer is.
#PupweiserContest
@budweiserusa
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@BroadPeddler
@elyzawithawhy
@0uttaS1TE
Read a quote recently that said "LA is shitty heaven. NYC is fun hell." There's some truth to it.
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@Miss_Ashleykate
@ambertamblyn
“The law” can’t do anything about creepy dudes coercing people into having sex. We have to change the culture, and that starts with conversation.
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@tyromper
@StonedPorcupine
@keeponsmiIin
@emilykmay
Did you have to put “write a Twitter thread” on a list or did you just do it?
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@MarkLon_don
@capybaroness
To us it is. They're super sensitive to sounds so can likely hear the difference. And/or they can check in that direction and detect that there's another creature there.
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@StopCorruptDC
@biscotti2hottie
@Jallen_Town
@liveonthatswing
Insane to argue that playing shows for the military supports them more than serving in the military.
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@kurteichenwald
@AOC
@IlhanMN
She said to ignore Kasich, and Kasich said to ignore Democrats like her. What's the difference? (Except that the Democrats like her got shit done.)
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@fattymack313
@wyattmelissa
@kelseymsutton
@davidfucillo
It won't change by people not tipping. Needs to be a legal change that requires all businesses to pay the same minimum wage whether tipped or not.
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@JohnMagary
This isn't the dunk you think it is. He's proposing actors finance their own projects to either sell to studios or release against them as competition. And he's saying let's do that as in, let's do that now.
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@RDK_Brown
@BBishop717
@SBondyNYDN
It's not about not agreeing with Trump. It's his behavior as a human being. I wouldn't want to sit with someone who acted like him even if I agreed with all of his policies.
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@b0ssiel
@capybaroness
I agree but wouldn't consider this media literacy. More so trying to create an error or plot hole out of nothing.
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@ESBlueTN
@notcapnamerica
I mean... that's exactly why they shouldn't mock the US for having so much air conditioning though.
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@cornflakeguy
@printtemps
Well, yeah, part of the point is that more money should be invested in public transit.
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@molochofficial
@jbradleyrushing
And how they exploit teachers for free labor while they profit from testing.
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@sensitivepapi
@SoopSammich
@scottbix
Do you understand the difference between reporting and doxxing?
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@MarkLon_don
@capybaroness
Is a child walking on broken glass the same sound as an NBA player?
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@MBrulla
@ginnyhogan_
My point was that preferring fresh baked goods to day-old ones is not at all equivalent to feelings related to human beings.
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@Chadhogon
@MissGinaDarling
Ah yes, telling someone something is inappropriate is the same as telling them it’s illegal.
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@Devorum
@HoffBeadle
@suspiraserhead
Children die in the real world because parents make mistakes. The fact that it’s a world where they are constantly on high alert means they would be more likely to make a mistake because you can’t maintain that attention to detail forever.
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@AmericanGregory
@RaheemKassam
@_AyaHijazi_
Maybe, just maybe, he should be doing that because it's his fucking job and not because he wants praise and loyalty for it.
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@Flying_Inside
@ScottWamplerRIP
What I love about this one is that there is some logic in the sense that him being closer to 29 means he’s even older than it seems. But it’s like saying that after noon on Monday it’s no longer Monday.
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@MaryManello
@CristinaAlesci
@Walmart
So you're saying the virus will pass right through a mask but also that it will trap everything you expel?
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@RDeanWriter
@TalkinYanks
Let's just get rid of the strike zone altogether and make calls based on principle.
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@KevinMoran44
@MattLevy51
You mean more than one person tweeted about something they heard on a podcast?
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@RealityAlix
@jemelehill
@deray
What this shows is that Internet culture is a very small part of world culture.
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@lagutey
@Caissie
@chelseadevantez
@akilahgreen
Yep, it's definitely him being white that's holding him back and not the fact that he never came up with a joke that made it on the show.
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@Babyyhairz
@phlygerl
If he was already helping you would have said “come in there” instead of “go in there”.
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@punishedblart
@TimFullerton
Sorry you don't know what laughter sounds like. Must be a rough life.
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@ScottGold16
@douglass_meghan
Complaining about punctuation while both being incorrect in your criticism and including a typo in your reply is next level.
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@clhubes
Just yesterday a guy who was corrected about the age of female leases in war films wouldn’t admit he was wrong and instead said it was pathetic people were concerned about movies instead of Palestine.
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@scottEweinberg
Deathly Hallows: Part 1 isn't plodding and slow. It's refreshing because it breaks from the standard formula and puts the heroes out of their element and without their usual resources. It's like a "double-crossed on the run spy movie" but with wizards and witches.
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@Anastas17351725
@KorverAintMe
@ReD_FiV3
@rafaelshimunov
Ah, the old “the bad people are coming from the other part of town” argument.
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@mathdemigod
@Gabino_Iglesias
That's his point. We have enough problems to deal with without adding the supernatural into it.
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@thisgyde
@electricliteart
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@nicole_rifkin
It's typically considered 81-96 so more than half were born in the 80s.
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@Java_jigga
Somehow you managed to both minimize what the lockdown actually was and overstate what he did simultaneously. (Takeout was still allowed.)
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@abbeyUnited1999
@honeykoly
@EniolaHu
@OmogeDami
You think a man who was fine with all his friends and family seeing this happen at the wedding cares at all about some strangers on Twitter knowing too?
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@CatLadyAnn
@MaryManello
@CristinaAlesci
@Walmart
Oh wow. I bet all those medical professionals feel silly for wearing masks for hundreds of years for no reason. And so do those countries that have virtually no new cases because they were wearing masks. Must just be a huge coincidence.
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@CruzacsVoice
@BrandyLJensen
You’re the one who should be embarrassed at getting this worked up over a harmless joke.
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@ChuckFeesecake
@LightningOofg
@OftenTopical
@zplerhop
@HousePlant___
No one is “built for summer” in the sense that they’re protected from UV rays without sunscreen.
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@mikeyhatesit
@Danielw98ig
@DiscussingFilm
Something ending is not the same as something being canceled.
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@AlangFrize
@briskide
@AITA_reddit
To be clear, if you send something to someone who didn't ask for it or want it.
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@Sparkie658
@ask_aubry
Being uncomfortable with the topic was not an issue here.
She didn’t drop it because he wouldn’t admit he was at fault and instead insulted her.
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@manyeki
@BBishop717
@SBondyNYDN
No. Having money means he can make a positive change without having to meet with someone like Trump. Which is literally what my tweet said.
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@sanbrunamo
@brent858
The metro area growing means that more people are in the city during various times of the day/night.
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@questionitaall
@thelizcarr
@twinkymusgraves
Literally in the bottom half of states you’re most likely to be murdered in, stats-wise.
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@justksshit
@maxdubler
There are dogs that detect oncoming seizures and assist owners during them.
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@MattWalshBlog
@govkristinoem
Way to throw out a broad excuse that this was somehow "taken out of context" while not providing any context. (Not that any context would make what you said appropriate.)
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@ttoxictthoughts
@insaneppltweets
Someone who spills an entire tub of popcorn loses the right to call other people dumb as hell.
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@notdingdong336
@capybaroness
Like in Walking Dead where you wonder why they don't just wear zombie guts every time they're going somewhere that could likely have zombies.
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@swe11er
@danielleweisber
It’s literally the opposite of this, especially for sitcoms. Most shows with long seasons take awhile to find their footing.
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@mcdillo
@caitlinfjord
@thepmann
@JazzTrombonist
362 people like his joke because it was funny. But I also found your trivia interesting. We can have both!
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@WouterHermans
@WandasGroove
@blindsat
@morgana_SSS
@steinkobbe
That’s not hearsay. They just didn’t include a direct quote.
If someone at Tesla did not actually confirm that, and the paper write it, they could be sued.
As others said, you’re accusing the paper of lying.
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@MartaReinaMadre
@sewistwrites
@AhsokaKnows
It might technically be accurate but it’s disingenuous. Like falling yourself a homemaker when you have maid staff and a personal chef.
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@SolelyConcepts
@kasthvri
@EricThePage
@AMReese07
It pissed me off so much when I learned that the truth was she was just like "fuck this shit" and used the nearest restroom anyway which is SO much more badass and would have been great to show.
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@Diogenes3000
@ask_aubry
@whatnowyall
The chances of this specific thing happening to another woman are indeed likely very small, but up until this story I would imagine many women never thought this was a way they could be violated. And now they have to.
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@Spratlinger
@Steel94010
The most obvious reading would be that he's asking if people think there will be less violence if Trump is re-elected.
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@irlrubysparks
To be fair, the people producing and marketing the Oscars don’t know the winners ahead of time. They only know what we know.
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@clhubes
I don’t remember this, but my mom says I saw it in the theater as a toddler and stood up and yelled “NOOOO!” when Duckie acted as a decoy for Sharp Tooth.
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@madthinkerscott
@DivaLaci
Irony would be if at the last second he decided not to fly because of how scared he was that it would kill him and then the jetway collapsed and killed him. He wound have died because he DIDN’T fly.
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@calronaldo1
@asgerdr
@SlowBloke
@lindsayzoladz
Right, because you couldn’t have found information any other way or asked for information instead of just saying you’d never heard of her.
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@ArchineerLock
@capybaroness
Was it constant noise or just running water?
My issue was why not just let the creatures destroy the generator.
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@jaycaspiankang
I fail to see how telling teenagers that if they don’t get into a handful of colleges they almost certainly won’t get into that their careers will never reach the peak they hope for would be at all helpful.
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@ccallahan
@scottbix
So wrongly harrassing people is cool if they're rich?
Also, the phone isn't the issue. It's the number.
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@Devorum
@HoffBeadle
@suspiraserhead
My point is that in a world where you always NEED to be on high alert, you are going to get drained and eventually have some lapses in judgement. We went capable of being in high alert at all times.
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@RepThomasMassie
@markyzaguirre
@kenolin1
@CheriJacobus
If political science graduates are having trouble getting employed they should just move to Kentucky where the only requirements to become a Representative seem to be the ability to breath and speak.
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