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@rachelmillman omg, he's already in so deep. thank you for this 🙏
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@rachelmillman so deep, i love this guy
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@missmollymary it's shocking how hetero-normative and basically sexphobic the show was. carrie, a goddamn sex columnist, turns her nose up at anything that isn't missionary with some guy that thinks in slurs
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@JortsTheCat their expensive lawyers have almost certainly spent time discussing your role in all this. somewhere, somewhen, a starbucks exec desperately asked "what can be done about Jorts?"
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@LolOverruled someone needs to [redacted] [redacted] for the good of humanity
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@JUNlPER Elon makes it so obvious who he’s taking orders/requests from
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@CantEverDie BLM started under Obama and that's exactly what happened
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@bigblackjacobin Tigers are famously well-adjusted members of human society
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@Lubchansky Jewish people 🤝 farmer’s almanac knowing when the sun sets
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@Writer_Luau @cotupacs this rocks, sorry you hate women
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@LolOverruled The history of Jewish comedy in America is steeped in Yiddish and left wing politics. Neither really exist in Israel
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@MattBinder my man’s being gangstalked by the media
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@ibarril_ @LilNasX stop sucking his dick so early, man. he literally just told you
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@Srirachachau That’s actually an old photo. Page Six doesn’t have the rights to the TMZ video This is a still from the “sighting”
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@LolOverruled they gotta protect their bosses and company owners
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@JUNlPER I wonder how many people have tried to drive around it
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@JaneOst_ emotional support gun
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@BrandyLJensen @caitiedelaney a dinner party isn’t complete until you’ve bathed with the hosts
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@JUNlPER flashes of that TERF skater that was bested by a 12 year old
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@MuskTillDawn jfc, might as well just say the 14 words
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@sadlizards feel like there is an “obamna” out there to this “soda!”
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@adamtotscomix based on how I was treated vs more flamboyant men when I came out 20 years ago it was immediately obvious to me that what people take issue with was not sexuality but gender expression. the root of all homophobia and transphobia is misogyny
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@ShaiDavidai @Columbia Stop harassing students, you creep
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@JUNlPER this is different from my experience, and thus an attack on me and those whose situation is different from yours. do better
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@IsaacDovere pastor disrespected his own church by bringing in a genocidal racist
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@LolOverruled replies are a collection of the softest people in the world
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@OneFeIISwoop we've built society as a pyramid scheme, where the economy is served by the people instead of serving the people. a system organized around need could adapt as a matter of course. a system built on greed will break before it bends
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@cheekylittleowl @misterbloat art must never be criticized 😌
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@LibertyNeverSlp @DarrellBratz @ABC he fired the guy who told him it would implode, you silly bigot
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@ExileGrimm we've been assuming cinesthetic is a horny dude, but this post is incredibly lesbian-coded
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@OnlyAWorldAway Holdup guys, she might be one of THEM
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@mattxiv manifesting this on a mood board
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@dennisbhooper Uni gets whatever he wants
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@zukosmadre islamophobia is going (vocally) mainstream again for liberals
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@Glinner @peterboghossian that you get off on making fun of other’s appearances is absolutely wild
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@jpbrammer "these queers don't know art" is a new one coming from anyone without a roman bust in their pfp
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@drmistercody they've reached incredible new levels of not understanding things
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@Shetgunz @zei_squirrel this is a nonsense statement. capitalism is literally when the majority of the means of production is held privately by a few people with the most of of the rest of the population employed and exploited by that ownership class. socialism is when workers have ownership
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@JortsTheCat hyper-individualistic and atomized are no longer enough to describe our culture. it's just straight up anti-social. abusing social justice and psychological terms to mitigate responsibility and pathologize basic human behaviors is just another step in breaking down social bonds
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@kenklippenstein c'mon, they saw a whole new class of criminal created overnight, were they not supposed to ruthlessly exploit that? our prisons won't fill themselves
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@LolOverruled It is historically the most fought over landmass in the western hemisphere. You’ll find the occasional Abraham Lincoln bust down there, not (just) because he’s a liberatory figure but because he was the only US president who never interfered
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@ohshidt she's yelling like she genuinely believes the heron speaks english
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@JDCUSA1 @prem_thakker @yashar They were Zionists and spraying peaceful protestors isn’t defense. Stop spreading antisemitism
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@LolOverruled Marx spent an inordinate amount of time replying to his critics and writing letters dunking on his contemporaries. He was absolutely a proto-poster
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@adamjohnsonNYC Record profits during supply chain issues and they are not alone, everyone in their sector is doing the same. Artificial scarcity is one of capitalism's largest driver and the pandemic is being used an excuse to jack up prices, not cover higher costs
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@jesawyer that's right, you do a little twirl and walk right towards that sweet game of Caravan
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@jane_gatsby people are angry, but frankly i think it's adorable that a child has this much to say about parenthood
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@WyattDuncan @lmNOTcatholic *looking around his home during phone interview, sees photo of his family* uh from my ex-wife to my mom and uh *looking at his kitchen counter* the Cholula lady
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@LolOverruled reactions were even funnier
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@laurenancona there have been men who ate every meal at the pub since the creation of pubs millennia ago
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@azuremurkrow @jaboukie but you call it maths, so it’s kind of a wash
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@weirdlilguys kitten did this once when I was trying to fall asleep, for a moment I thought I had sleep paralysis and was seeing things
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@hausofdecline Flanderization
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@offbeatorbit @Srirachachau The very practice of embedding became widespread following Vietnam explicitly as a means of controlling the narrative. The prior M.O. of war journalists was to travel independently to war zones. It made the powerful look bad
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@feraljokes The thinking man’s Michael Bay
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@rachelmillman @Srirachachau I’m not accepting anything short of dead or estranged at this point. It’s all too weird for something that would be absurdly easy to clear up
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@SxarletRed Lived in Burlington when he was in the House of Representatives. His office’s constituency work was legendary
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@JUNlPER We Give Working Children New Tools With Ergonomic Grips!!!
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@CantEverDie my bitch aoife
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@blewglass *responding to people pointing out ongoing pogroms against Sikhs and Muslims under a Hindu nationalist regime* but have you seen this map?
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@cnviolations there's no inconsistency here. she's referring to why it's not some great sin that Latine people don't speak the language of those that colonized them. not that they are speaking any colonizers language. the point is it doesn't matter
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@AirbnbHelp @daveholtz We understand, David. You have publicly called us out and enough people have noticed that now we must respond as a matter of public relations.
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@airbagged "we relied on it"
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@Cthulhu_20 @thedailybeast always blows my mind how they were almost impossibly handsome pre surgery and then just straight up impossible looking post surgery
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@dieworkwear can't figure out if you are dunking on him for these fake medals or defending him for playing army
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@seattletimes this is how you report on union busting? pathetic. journalists stop being PR mouthpieces for cops and corporations challenge
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@chiamarc @kenklippenstein No it was not. It’s an inaccurate, classist tirade against his upbringing. No surprise that white collar folks ate it up
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@cheekylittleowl @misterbloat it's atrocious writing on its face and that prize is a joke. you are too sensitive for this
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@JoshuaPHilll The cops then have the audacity to claim they saved a life and the media of course agrees
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@theferocity he once attended a WGA meeting to call for lower pay for late night writers 😩
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@sandyhonig what is lighting?
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@sophyish @limitlessjest When the news breaks that Mrs. Met is single
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@benjiwheeler @zunguzungu “I don’t think it’s a big deal except for the reasons it’s a big deal” is deeply stupid analysis, Matt’s bread and butter
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@guybranum @combovermullet good luck washing all that blood from your hands
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@CATBRAINCELL I’d like to talk to you about our lord and savior, Maru, peace be upon him
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@ItsAndyRyan @quack100 "So I put on my child abduction coat, which was the style at the time"
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@hausofdecline Yuri Gagarin was haunted by Laika's death. Thought about her often and wondered aloud "Was I the first man in space, or the last dog"
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@bigblackjacobin Not surprised a financial advice columnist is this much of a rube, but I am surprised they would write a column letting everyone know
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@RyanMarino in fact you should find a dietician, b/c "nutritionist" is a nonsense field with no qualifications or legitimate accreditation
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