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europe has the sluttiest men two of them tried to get us to come to their hotel and we told them we had boyfriends and they said “we can fuck your boyfriends too” i simply could not make this up
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havent recovered from my roommate telling me her sourdough starter is over 200 years old … there is an organism from the nineteenth century living in my house with me ….!!!
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extremely balanced and correct take
Courtney Love sees Taylor Swift as a “safe space for girls,” but doesn’t believe her music is “important” or “interesting”→
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every white guy s like “japan is at the top of my travel list”
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just learned that the oldest spider known to science was 43 years old…….. she didn’t even die of old age…… her wikipedia page quotes a scientist who said “she was cut down in her prime”…………………….
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i am aging precipitously i fear… losing my ironic detachment, losing my edge…. crossword puzzles elicit real emotion from me… saw a greeting card that said “the first five days after sunday are the hardest” and thought it was pretty good
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has YOUR sourdough starter witnessed the civil war?? the beginning & end of the union of soviet socialist republics??? didnt think so…..
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weeping softly at the bus stop thinking about the line “when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible”
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ohhhh my god you’re an independent bookstore? and your staff recommendations are ocean vuong and elif batuman? should we throw a party? should we invite otessa moshfegh?
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i have extremely sinister feelings about this playlist… every song is acoustically identical, like it was recorded on the same digital instrument setting, and none of the artists have photos or pictures or show up when you search them
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i feel the way every girl feels: that i have two or three really successful memoirs in me
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have you ever had a crush so bad it made you read a little bit of hegel
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i looked up the email mentioned in one of the artist bios and it took me to… a music NFT sales website?
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20 songwriters responsible for 500 fake artists with billions of collective listens… bleak
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u dont need to fix ur spotify wrapped u need to make peace with urself
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it’s feral girl springtime. happy feral girl springtime to all who celebrate
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modest mouse? uh, no thanks, i like my mice boastful, grandiose, and slutty
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there are smart ways to critique thoughtless music… i am not interested in thoughtless consumption or thoughtless criticism… thanks…
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i have survived lesbian situationships no man could ever withstand
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yes, chicago has “the Bean”, but St. Louis has the true icon of the midwest, Giant Amoco Sign
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diva down 😔
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i too wonder if summer will be kind to me. this man’s posts make me cry sometimes
I wonder if this summer will be kind to me.this one was going well in 2021. Then she split on me but we still enjoyed her cheers
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im so fascinated by the people who genuinely believe Less access and exposure is better for art and society
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when harry met sally is the romcom of two generations i think
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personally i despise this tiktok and all its implications
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trying to read as many books under 200 pages as i can here is what i have managed in 2 months
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if you accept (let alone base your life decisions) on the assertion that to be a woman is to be a commodity that depreciates with age, you reinforce a status quo where all women will be treated worse & taken less seriously at every stage of life
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haha wow already people are stealing the design :,) here is the original
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tired of being a woman in stem i want to be a woman in bed… a woman in love… a woman under the influence…
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clapped my hand over my mouth. pinto bean
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in my joan didion era (wearing sunglasses, having a headache)
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@eviIcherub
i forgot the original in context of so many memes and i must admit it is even funnier than i thought
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what…. do men… like to receive for birthday gifts … someone please help
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ladies… would you prefer a construction worker… or a deconstruction worker? a man who builds… or a student who obfuscates?
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watching euphoria. if u had worn any of those outfits at my high school an administrator named rebecca would take you out behind the building and shoot you in the head
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joan didion went so mf hard on confessional nonfiction every personal essay today feels like flaccid lasagna by comparison
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helloooo.... i realize i have been less active on here... but i am spending a lot of time intensively traveling researching writing stressing..!!!! publishing stuff soon.... here is a picture of me in a potato field in southern indiana
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some of u Nietzche freaks need to stop worrying about will to power and start thinking abt Will to Shower
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have you ever read a book that made you want to shoot it with a gun
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how come men love to say “WE are pregnant” but never “WE are getting an abortion”
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suddenly chicago bouncers have become very grumpy, strict, etc about me having an ID that is a) from nevada (licentious western state) b) vertical (exudes youthfulness) c) 1689 days expired……. have a little whimsy with my documents i beg you… a little joie de vivre…
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keeping a straight face while presenting my university of nevada student ID card from 11 years ago to get into museums for free
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joan didion wearing sunglasses at her wedding… what a hot bitch
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2 weeks post surgery today… everything feeling suffused with transcendant love… saw this balloon in walgreens and thought it was so beautiful…
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i believe that “shut the fuck up” is one of the most acoustically pleasing sentences of all time… my cellar door, if u will…
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(fishing 4 viral tweet) the rehearsal but with foucault as nathan fielder! ummm (aspirating vomit a little bit) susan sontag on hot ones !!
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where were u during the Chess Grandmaster Wireless Anal Bead Scandal of 2022
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i hate this man so much
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him: you better not be suffused with childlike wonder when i get there
me:
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hello new followers here are some facts about me. i am from nevada and i spend a lot of time reading useless things and i dont really like answering questions and i am grave and somber and i never smile
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