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Coffee, bikes, photography, and everything Cincinnati, overflowing with misguided opinions. every tweet has been rigorously underthought.

Cincinnati, Ohio
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@5chw4r7z
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2 years
Any of you poor @uofcincy alumni live in the Calhoun Dorm or know someone who did? It was a dungeon! You might have dorm envy now though! They're scrambling to get it done in the next two weeks.
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The NYT this morning.
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3 months
Historic parking lots lost forever to gentrification!
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3 years
Our new mayor @AftabPureval
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4 years
@ObsKenobs I’ll never forget the cold chill that went down my spine about 8/10ths of the way through this movie when I realized ”oh f# @k ! everyone in this movie dies!”
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Sometimes I take for granted that living in Cincinnati I am surrounded by history 24/7 This was built 154 years ago and I can’t wrap my head around it.
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5 years
THIS IS WHERE I LIVE!!!!
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2 years
Good morning Cincinnati!
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2 years
That reminds me of when Cincinnati's then mayor pushed Oakley Station through as a walkable development.
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2 years
A new suburban commercial area was built in Regina, Canada. The developers decided to plop a 4 story apartment building right in the middle of sea of parking lots. I tried to find a photo of the views from the balcony, but the photographer clearly didn't want people to see lol🤣
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@5chw4r7z
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4 months
The all-new @uofcincy Hammock Village
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10 months
The witches of Vine St have reappeared.
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@5chw4r7z
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3 months
Is anyone else seeing this!! WOW
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@5chw4r7z
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3 years
I love Cincinnati Sure it can be ugly But sometimes its beauty can be almost overwhelming
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Cincinnati, still undefeated in putting fences around empty lots!!
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11 months
The Kansas City Chiefs are a parking business with a football side hustle. Change my mind.
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3 years
If magic exists anywhere in Cincinnati it exists on Beekman St.
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23 days
As someone who wasn’t born and raised in Cincy, do Cincinnatians even travel to Middletown? It looks like it is a long way away.
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It's hard to believe that someone in Covington's past said, you know what would be awesome? What if we bulldozed a whole neighborhood and built parking lots, and then everyone cheered, hoisted him up on their shoulders and they did it.
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2 years
A UCit employee that was hit by a car last Friday on his into the office passed away. People shouldn't have to die crossing MLK to get to their job.
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3 years
I don’t know but I think if you are driving the speed limit whatever curveball life throws you tap the brakes and go on your way instead of whatever happened here.
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I love walking out my front door to this view. Living on the same block as a coffee shop is the greatest amenity ever.
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2 years
@travis_robert Its a parking business with a football side hustle.
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1 year
Every time someone tells me the streetcar is a circle and doesn’t go anywhere I tell them just wait until they find out about 275!!
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The I-275 Loop
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9 months
The intersection of 5th and Vine is a pedestrian plaza right now. Can we leave it like this, please?
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4 months
OK, I see why everyone made a big deal about 100% vs 99%
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1 year
We had cool shit in Cincinnati, but commuters wanted parking garages so here we are
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7 years
@taestell Or an ugly ass parking garage like that one at 6th and Elm.
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Vine St. 2014
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3 years
Just an FYI why CVG is opposed to rail from Cincinnati to the airport if you were wondering.
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🚨 #BREAKING : CVG just unveiled a massive $175 million rental car facility. Here's a look inside.
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2 years
My favorite illumination from @BLINKcincy
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6 months
Once thing I love about bouncing around either side of the river is just tooling around and stumbling across a show stopper like this one in Covington! I want to live here!
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2 years
This building at Race & 4th has been empty the whole time I’ve lived in Cincy. I wonder what no one has done anything with it.
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2 years
The soon-to-be Moxie Hotel a half block from a streetcar stop! Main St.
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3 years
Today on the hottest day downtown this year I’m wondering why the fuck Cincinnati keeps removing trees that provide shade. Do they hate people walking around that much? I’m sure there is a reason just as much as I’m sure that reason sucks!
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4 years
First bike ride since my heart attack. I was a little apprehensive about it but turns out that cliché about riding a bike is a cliché for a reason. Felt awesome getting back out, my arms and ass are gonna need some work though.
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I was talking to a project manager from PD&C and he told me they’re gonna start sawing Crosley into chunks and hoisting them down until it gets low enought to jackhammer it. There isn’t any space inside to implode it.
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Not many retailers downtown decorate for the holidays anymore. Richter & Philips is hanging in there 🎄🎅🏼🛷❄️
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I’m late posting this, the riverfront was so beautiful this morning!
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1 year
Cool old Rookwood fountain in Lockland High School.
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As of today, I’ve lived in Cincinnati for 20 years. Does that make me Cincinnatish?
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3 years
I rode my bike up Vine St hill and into the office for the first time since my heart attack and it was NBD. That was the last thing I was apprehensive about and now I feel like I'm 100% back. 🚴🏻‍♀️🚴🏻‍♂️🚴🏻‍♀️🚴🏻‍♂️🚴🏻‍♀️🚴🏻‍♂️
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4 years
My morning ride tis morning and @uofcincy looked amazing.
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We should treat the streetcar like a highway and expand it NOW.
@bradleywthomas
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Another record-setting month for the Cincinnati Streetcar Highest-ever June Ridership 2nd highest average daily ridership 3rd highest ridership month all-time
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Fucking Amazon should get fined for this shit! @Connector_Cincy
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@5chw4r7z
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4 years
Shanghai Mama's is going to reopen Monday, February 8th!!! Pad Thai Chicken here I come!!
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@ElleryKlein Last year potholes were all the rage with local news in Cincinnati and I suggested people could just slow down, they didn’t have to plow through them at highway speeds and a reporter called me a victim blamer. So I’ve probably been drinking the same Kool-Aid you are.
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3 years
Anyone else be out on the Central Parkway Bike lane? This is a welcome addition. They’ve been working over the last two weeks putting the curbing down.
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3 months
Happy 513 Day Cincinnati!!
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2 years
The city is installing 30 interactive kiosks around downtown/OTR for wayfinding. Maybe one day in the future people will have interactive thingies in their pockets with a maps thing and a search thing built right into it. Until that future day these kiosks will be really cool!
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Took a detour through campus on my bike ride this morning. Everything still looks the same, except with less people. @uofcincy
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Standing-room-only streetcar on a random Sunday with the Reds out of town. It's way past time for expansion!
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Cincinnati City Council passed a complete streets ordinance today. All users must be considered when repaving streets, not just drivers. We're slowly getting to a more equitable city for people no matter how they need to move about. Thanks @jeffreysms @meekaowens1
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3 years
@dylanmatt @TavernWench Poor kid was attacked with nothing but an assault rifle to protect himself with against vicious barehanded protestors.
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More of this please, I'm tired of faux old buildings, this shows good design can mix in with old buildings. Pretty cool to see affordable housing doesn't have to be drab or depressing.
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If you go to the BOE to vote early get readyto run a gauntlet of old people screaming at you to vote no on 1. I voted YES because fascists can go fuck themselves.
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10 months
POWER TO THE PEOPLE ✊🏻
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@LarrySanchez79 @U_arctos Maybe its the traffic slowing down traffic? 🤔
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4 years
On this spot on 4th St absolutely nothing happened. FYI
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1 year
FCC’s relentless march through a historic neighborhood.
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2 years
My co-workers were all going on and on about crime in Cincinnati again. Is it weird that none of my friends ever mention it? People outside the city are really obsessed with talking about it.
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A 15-minute city also means a two-minute coffee for me. I don’t think I could ever live anywhere I wasn’t a short walk to a coffee shop. I love this view out my front door.
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Beautiful day in the neighborhood.
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4 months
Holy cow a @uofcincy Provost was struck by a car this morning. When is the city gonna do something about the racetracks around the university?
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2 years
@QAGreenways It gets better! There is also a streetcar that goes past both ends of it!
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2 years
Interesting that Metro had to remove benches that the elderly were using while waiting for a bus because of advertising. But 3CDC is going to saturate downtown and OTR with LCD billboards and these things.
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2 years
You know what else was super cool about @BLINKcincy the simple joy of walking around seeing my city with a fresh set of eyes without a care in the world. How often can you stand in the middle of Walnut and think about the juxtaposition of the old and the new?
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3 years
We got our second Modera shot and then we got ice cream!
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@AOC He is being treated like a teenage girl at a Planned Parenthood Center. The HORROR!!
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2 years
We are getting into peak sunset season on my favorite little block in the world! W 4th St.
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3 months
The old Panera 6th and Vine 🎉🎉🎉
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@5chw4r7z
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4 years
Then and now.
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@cammillerfilms
Cam Miller 🎥
4 years
Cincinnati. Beekman at Farimount. 1931.
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2 years
I met all my closest friends and everyone else in Cincinnati on Twitter, so if it blows up I'm going to miss it. I'm an introvert so this is the place I can interact with people.
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4 months
Good morning Cincinnati Good morning Ohio River, you’re high!
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2 years
Unpopular opinion: Gambling is stupid. The news media going on and on about how it will help the state have taken a leave from reality. People could spend that money almost anywhere else and help their local economy even more.
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1 year
I still can’t believe @BuskenBakery is the only business cashing in on the @wassonway (And thank you Busken for the coffee and donuts BTW!) Where y’all at ice cream joints?
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5 months
We’ll be drinking Hudy Lites again soon at Bay Horse!
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1 year
I love how the streetcar haters complain when the streetcar gets stuck because of an accident and claim cars can just go around a blockage.
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When people tell me how dangerous downtown is, I tell them, "just wait until you find out about I-75"
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Good Morning Cincinnati!!
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1 year
@JuddLegum @JesseBWatters I don't get it, so what if they did, what point are people trying to make?
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We are two years into this f00king pandemic, why the hell are we still having performance reviews? "How do you think you did this past year?" I didn't die, that's how I'm doing, everything else I did is a cherry on top, deal with it.
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2 years
Good morning Cincinnati! The birds are chirping the sun is shining and life is looking pretty good.
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4 years
One perk of working at @uofcincy is I get to check out the occasional green roof! The @LindnerCollege roof is magical!
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First pro-football game.
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2 years
OMG!!
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I love the creativity in the window details, I can’t wait to see how this Race St home looks when finished.
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2 years
Wires are made out of copper. Copper burns green. Its science.
@FOX19
FOX19 NOW
2 years
Astonishing video of the Duke Energy substation fire in Anderson, observable 20 miles away in Downtown Cincinnati. (If you're wondering why it's green, so are we.)
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Way back in 2007 @tasteofbelgium was just one crazy guy at @FindlayMarket making waffles.
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4 years
16 years ago today we moved to Cincinnati. One of the best decisions we ever made.
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2 years
We could have nice things..... but cars
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1 year
Northside 4th of July Parade is my favorite parade!
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I’ve been marveling at how bright and open this block of Race St feels lately. Then I remembered a skywalk was torn down. It is incredible no one realizes how oppressive they are until they disappear.
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2 years
Remember the ornate Sears building on Reading Rd that is now a sleek modern building? I found some of the old stonework.
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Another skywalk coming down. Not too many of these left anymore.
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2 years
I love riding the streetcar during big events, yesterday was so awesome, everyone smiling and having a good time and talking about how cool everything is. I wish we had this energy all the time but I’ll take it when I can get it.
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2 years
FYI @cincinnatimetro is only $2 a person. But I guess some of y’all are hellbent on paying extra to drive home drunk.
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Happy Pride @cincinnatimetro
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2 years
The Fountain is back on! It's officially spring!
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Can you imagine getting mad that someone wants to open a cafe on your block?
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2 years
That isn’t exactly how DORA works but you guys go! WHO DEY!!
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I love my block of Historic W 4th St!
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2 months
Remember back in the good old days when people could leave their cars down by the river for 9-10 hours a day? Thanks to hipsters this is all flowers and swings now!
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