i told this girl at work "pick up my christmas eve shift or ill post on facebook you hate gay ppl" as a JOKE ... why she run straight to the managers 😭😭😭😭
dude my parents went to a random restaurant in mt lebanon and i guess they were closed but they forgot to lock the doors. tell me why they walked in and the security alarms went off and the police showed up and interrogated my dad 😭 a background check 😭 like whyyyy only my fam
whats thats movie with shrek and donkey and they save fiona from the dragon and then lord farquaad goes to marry her but then shrek comes back and kisses her and they fall in love , whats that movie called
ER nurses ask 87 questions talkin about "have you had suicidal thoughts in the last 30 days??" like im ABOUT to if you dont fix this damn ear infection
managers: if u r sick stay home
me in december: im sick
managers: sorry u cant call off
me in march: im sick
managers omg 😢 stay home 😢 rest code 😇 come back when you're ready 😘