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Joined August 2019
i like how he's visibly about to pass out from being upside down.
I pranked this idiot magician by reversing gravity in his workshop lol get punked asshole
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this is doing numbers on third grade twitter.
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let go of him.
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i like that people are diagnosing themselves w/ shit on the basis of 'tv dinner'.
neurodivergent people when it’s eating-while-watching-30-minute-video-essays-on-youtube time.
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lmao i cannot believe people consume this fucking slop.
Incredible. The autistic doctor, who’s the main character on the show, correctly identifies the male patient as a male while everyone around him is in acute denial of reality.
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>Approve us to hold fire.
A: "Five people, might be children on the soccer field here. Approve us to hold fire". B: "Don't strike, hold fire"
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this website straight up should be shut down.
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FIFTIETH IN EDUCATION.
Oklahoma's Department of Education has announced a partnership with PragerU Kids to create "educational, entertaining, pro-American kids content"
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in less than five years the germ theory of disease is going to be a major wedge issue in the republican base and i'm not kidding.
Fox News host Jeanine Pirro calls it “insanity” to wear a mask to protect yourself from wildfire smoke.
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people can laugh abt this but dying horribly in some birdbrained attempt to prove a point nobody gives a shit abt is the only way to go to lawyer valhalla.
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insane how many of these videos there are where it's just 30 seconds of a mentally disabled person being interrogated and then 5 minutes of a man explaining how the way they sigh is a sign of narcissism and sociopathy. rinse and repeat, 3 hours, 20 subaru commercials.
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they called him gay and he responded by wearing a cape to class. back in my day this was enough criteria for a diagnosis.
The day before bullies at school put Pride stickers on him. Rather than backing down… he decided to do this the next day!
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george lucas saw 1 frame of this and got so hard a machine attached to his ankle called an ambulance to his house.
Jesus Christ. What the fuck happened to Star Wars. George Lucas must be turning in his grave-
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okay so this guy fucking died, right.
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VPNs literally don't do anything but make netflix open up, do people not understand this?.
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why is she notorious.
Notorious Bulgarian blind mystic, Baba Vanga, reportedly predicted a terrifying nuclear disaster to occur in 2023.
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i know it is 'actually pro-trans' which has nothing to do with it being slop. it is also an offensive portrayal of people with autism. this is also not why it's slop. it is slop at a foundational atomic level. each atom in it is pure elemental shit from the pig ahead in line.
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endlessly fascinated by the brain world whoever made this image lives in.
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i am going to be thinking abt this for probably ten years or so wish me luck
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'dead internet theory' 40% true 60% misinterpretation of massive literacy collapse.
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remember xxxtentacion's xxl freestyle where he didn't even rap like he just read a really shitty poem.
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the little 'weh' noise he makes when he gets hit is funnier to me than anyrhing else on the planet. this video makes me cry every time i see it.
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cannot stop laughing at yhis choice of video.
One of GTA 5’s downsides are the lack of enterable buildings. I hope GTA 6 will have plenty of interiors to explore. It adds so much more depth to the world.
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if you ever want to be depressed just look up the name of a nitrous oxide manufacture followed by 'review' on youtube.
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only just struck me that this image is probably as widespread as it is due in part to people thinking that the 'brazil' here refers to the country
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i like this new ecosystem where people fall for bait that was made by someone they agree with. just manufacturing a pocket dimension where everyone is always talking abt the deranged shit they're mad about until they totally splinter off into a land of incoherence.
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smoking on that shit that disappeared the dwemer.
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it's so funny how quickly you can tell which country made this.
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'dark brandon' being picked up by biden himself is pure poetry. he is just joking abt how cool it would be if he wasn't sundowning, that's the punchline of that bit.
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sir permission to not do sandy hook over an xbox controller.
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i like how farming is like 90% a game of going violently insane from self-imposed isolation and then throwing the world's most expensive tantrum when the government stops giving them As Much free money.
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to catch a predator is one of the more nightmarishly unethical things to exist, but it's also very very funny so there's really no conclusive statement on whether it is good or not. nothing like seeing a 71 iq computer orc diddler get tackled by 15 cops.
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this is worse than just sitting in silent darkness between shifts at work.
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I want a game that uses Disco Elysium's same insanely well crafted narrative system and wonderful writing. but it's about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small village in the Alps.
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Canada is a failed state.
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beyond the trans shit, this is a battlejacket for somebody who discovered music on a pandora station 3 years ago.
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mario goes to sleep thinking 'debt. debt. debt. men. men. men. weakness. weakness. weakness. '.
A translated panel form 1995’s Warios Weihnachtsmärchen (Wario's Christmas Tale) showing what Wario thinks about as he drifts off to sleep.
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being completely real, some 5% of americans are locked into a littlespace roleplay that they freak out if you try to disengage from.
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i hate how people pretend that reading is good in itself bc it isn't.
Can we stop judging people by the books they read? Adults who read YA get so much hate because they're reading books for teens. How about encouraging them because they're actually reading? Most people never even pick up a book after high school. Read whatever makes you happy.
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blues clues for women who think 'multiple personality disorder' is something they need to learn how to spot.
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misunderstood the question and got excited.
You are named CEO of Wizards. What's the first thing you do?.
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this is a furry's humansona. i have no other way to explain it.
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i need to know how she thought this one was going to play out.
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if yr main tool against 'the feds' is VPNs then i have bad news abt which side of the war you are on.
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you BEAT idaho. and yr solution is kurzgesagt reagan. god have mercy on yr putrid dogshit souls.
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do people not know that 4chan has mods or what.
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damn right
bjork has shooters??😭.
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this is the funniest thing to do in response to a war starting ever. the hottest dead bitch award. despicable pervert state, can't wait for next week's lineup.
Israel has identified 4 female IDF soldiers killed by Palestinian terrorists.
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'lmfao' you will be meat smeared on concrete soon and it will be because you asked kindly.
yeah you're not allowed to destroy company property while striking lmfao.
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i don't mean to come off too hard or anything, but i do not think that koko the gotilla understood what 'the devil' means.
rremember when they taught a gorilla to speak in sign language but it just kept saying "devil toilet"
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im literally in tears. he was a SLUG this is so fucking funny.
🚨VEJA: Uma das cadeiras das quais o ex-presidente Bolsonaro sentava no Palácio da Alvorada.
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fountain might be the greatest work of art of all time. 104 years later and it's still provoking the gayest losers on earth into showing the whole world how upset they get when you question their self-serious bullshit.
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shitty ambient music is scarier to children than any film or book ever. a nurse with wound album will put their minds in carcosa forever.
Seriously please do not turn The Caretaker into some weird online challenge. IT'S NOT A MEME. IT'S NOT SOME TEST OF ENDURANCE. IT IS A REAL DEPICTION OF A DEADLY DISEASE WITH NO CURE. PLEASE don't turn it into some weird internet challenge or meme I am fucking begging
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like his handlers put a pillowcase over his head, went to town with a hammer, and got right back to posting.
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imagine if people working retail acted like streamers whenever somebody is mean to them at work.
Another Twitch Streamer, Silvervale, a VTuber, was brought to tears after being doxxed/harassed for playing Hogwarts Legacy.
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i feel like there's this really interesting thing where furries are so quarantined from the rest of people on the internet that they sort of loop back around to feeling like 60 year olds on facebook.
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man what a life.
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unironically this is because he smokes weed and games all day now.
One good thing about John Carpenter is that he appears to be getting younger as he gets older
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its existence is a monolith to depravity and erosion, but it also gives us really confident 60 year old guys lying about being WetFuckerRon54 to one of the men in black.
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actually we should assign it when they're like 12 bc its for babies.
I just read The Great Gatsby for the first time since high school. It's wild we make kids try to relate to that thing. You should be assigned the book at 35. The hell does a 17 year old know about “So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”.
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probably the most retarded tweet i've been forced to look at in a while.
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i literally thought this was like somebody doing a riff i did not realize this was actual written dialogue somebody presumably was paid to turn in.
“I want to tell you about someone you remind me of a great deal. His name was Yoda. He was small like you, but his heart was huge, and the Force was strong in him. He once said to me, "Size matters not." That's how he talked. He would speak in riddles. Have you ever hear-“
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like this isn't how any of this works. every side is lying.
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this is what every second of the prequels feels like to me.
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kids aren't using chatgpt to write essays bc undergrad research is hard, it's bc monolingual community college undergrad students cannot write an english sentence with more than one clause. this is not a joke.
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congrats if you missed teen love btw that shit is awful.
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im going to have a stroke.
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i love when people don't know the difference between farming and gardening.
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im going insane.
@thecartooncrave ok chile.so green eggs and ham is such a good show, recommendated.season 1 is the best thing i've seen in 2019.season 2 is kinda meh? But it's definetly cry worth, especially on Sam's side story
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this doesn't mean that yr uncle will believe germs are fake, but it does mean that yr other uncle Will.
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christ this place is getting low energy.
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if you actually enjoyed existence you would like both sides of this.
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we should keep the british around just so they can have like their own version of the muppet show. that would be awesome.
We’ve all seen normal men innocent men but this is fantastic. That hound is wasted on kids .
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i like how this account and caption seems to be implying that popeye is real.
Popeye is the only person allowed to say "I'm built different"
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can somebody make one of these for mario please.
//flashing colors. I just discovered these gifs that try to hypnotize you into thinking you’re a certain character and it’s so unhinged
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holy fuck why are we still doing this.
"Oh uhh one more thing. 'sir'. you said your favourite games were Celeste and Fallout: New Vegas?"
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so fucking pissed that laughing at things like a weird cgi goblin has to be experimental and liminal or whatever now. this video should be 8 seconds long and louder than a real gun.
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oldboy claw hammer fight for people who are addicted to borderlands what even is this movie i hate it.
the homeless veteran when the kids start making gun noises near him to trigger his ptsd:
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4chan formatting on twitter but the meat is 100% grass-fed reddit.
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you know this is just vaguely sad to me.
so it turns out the mista chedda pic is ai generated. so i took it upon myself to make a hand-drawn version here u go
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honestly how the fuck did you manage that.
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they are intentionally making their kids socially maladapted so they keep getting hurt by fundamentally unthinking forces, btw. they enjoy seeing them hurt if they can find a reason for it. they set him up to get eaten.
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i'm slowly but surely coming to the conclusion that most published writers of genre fiction have never read a real book in their lives.
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losing my shit imagining an athenian iq test where you just fuck with an abacus and some beans for twenty minutes.
I am once again reminding you that ancient Athenians had an AVERAGE IQ of 115-125.
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