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William Butt Fuckley, Jr
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One of the best onion headlines/pictures
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@StolenDans Fine let’s just see who they’ve got playing Nikki Ha—oh. Cool.
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2 years
@FatsPostingLs Can’t think of a bigger L than running this pathetic account
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2 months
@afrocosmist Biden falls asleep. Trump, thinking Biden is dead, panics about possibly having a real opponent, has heart attack and dies. Biden wakes up, sees Trump dead on the floor, and thinks it’s his own body and that he’s a disembodied spirit. Has a stroke and dies. Romeo and Juliet story
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@gayest_tone @phantasmata_ @lysergicserpent Gonna add this to my buzzkill conversation stoppers of the “John Lennon beat his wife” variety
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@realchasegeiser Nazi eugenicist Chase Geiser
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2 years
@cityafreaks North Carolina just opened the word processor and peaced out, respect
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6 months
@ImBillRay This was his best moment of the night by far
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William Butt Fuckley, Jr
2 years
Pretty wild how they sculpted the MLK statue to look like a different sex act, hole, or bodily function from every angle. Impressive tbh.
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RIP your acting brought joy to millions
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2 years
Greatest moment in tv history
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William Butt Fuckley, Jr
3 years
This fuckin guy
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1 year
No one has ever fumbled the bag quite like Hugo
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2 years
@lib_crusher This makes me like Hitler even less 👎
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3 years
@YSufferer Lost my gf to municipal budget cuts
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2 months
@grenwuld @jesuslasupajew @AdinHaykin1 I’m gonna call a bunch of countries I can actually trace my ancestry to and tell them they better have a house ready for me by the end of the month.
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11 months
Could you please put sugar. In water.
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@mikerecine The mouth on this kid, what’s the world coming to
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William Butt Fuckley, Jr
4 years
@i_zzzzzz A lot more guys like this nowadays, though
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10 months
@GeebMinister If your vibe isn’t HAVESEXWITHMEHAVESEXWITHMEHAVESEXWITHME it’s not hard to talk to people
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1 year
@hanfjob Too many blue check replies to get to a sane reaction. I hate that dude so much man.
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What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
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@5five0oh4four @jaboukie That’s the just the absence of a negative though
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2 years
@p8stie Marketing myself as “pre-lowered T” to improve my chances
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6 months
We’re finally gonna get that Lou Bega biopic
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Donald Glover (2024)
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@PresidentToguro I’m sorry you normalized people being rude to you
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4 years
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4 years
@NYTSports This headline is a swing and a miss. What’s another word for that?
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William Butt Fuckley, Jr
3 years
@StopAntisemites @hopes_revenge @TheOnion Cool it with the antisemitic remarks
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7 months
@DESM0NDBANE People act like he’s a second year player instead of Tatum’s age
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@KerenZelwer @MrB0ld Spoken like a true Karen
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3 months
@SxarletRed She said she lost her livelihood, which probably means she was tweeting too much to do freelance listicles or whatever the fuck she normally writes
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2 years
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@realchasegeiser Not trapping 2 million people in a condition of poverty and squalor would be a possible solution. Seems like you’re building up to a much darker solution. A final one, maybe.
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2 years
@jestingtime Just watched the first minute. Very gay indeed.
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@hausofdecline @FrogHomeless These are the types of interactions you love to see on the everything app
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William Butt Fuckley, Jr
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@TheWapplehouse Well one of them is just the afterbirth who slithered out on his mother’s filth
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@sexwithuruncle My ancestors were Chillgrims
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2 years
@Srirachachau Truck: Coming at me full speed Me: I understand where you’re coming from, and I respect you as a truck. But understand that your behavior makes me feel afraid. Please be considerate of my need not to die.
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2 years
@penismouth3 Amy Schumer take notes
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1 year
@haramcart Mfw no slavery
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3 years
@limitlessjest I’m gonna break it
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5 months
@sexwithuruncle This is the time of year when guys who pay for porn become legends
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3 years
@kenklippenstein Stopped by my biggest hater’s mansion to make sure that mf is still rich
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Star Wars Stuff
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What is the best single frame in all of Star Wars?
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@Chinchillazllla Being super into presidents is a red flag in itself
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@penfoldsfiv @poopswag34 That has an extra number dumass
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@RuckCohlchez I’m so sick of these pretentious red flag conversations. You can stop pretending everything you read in high school is beneath you once you’re out of college.
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@sloweboi They’re in love
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@chiweethegod SHATAT TO HEES FAMILY
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@jakeshieldsajj This is your life
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@SteveMerkle9 I also can’t run because my quads are too jacked
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William Butt Fuckley, Jr
3 years
@BirdRespecter Imagine wearing a pronoun-antecedent error in public
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1 year
Not falling for this shit again
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2 years
@ReallyLoudFart Guy on the left gave an iconic performance no one will ever forget. Guy on the right is just some nobody.
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@jestingtime I always start out thinking this dude is a dweeb and then he proves me wrong every time. True baller.
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1 year
@savbrads Picturing Sophia Coppola yelling at her to delete it because she was supposed to be grounded
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@yungstummypains @BolWrld Immediately started praying toward Mecca for next season
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@SamtheNightOwl Jargon is fine, but a lot of academics are genuinely terrible writers who don’t know how to edit their work into something coherent.
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@ClutchPointsApp @HPbasketball “warriors fans would NEVER!!” 🤣🤣🤣
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@HelloCullen Remember the good ol dark ages
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@Johartz @ryangrim All famously awful things, great point man!
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2 years
Who disturbs my dick and balls?
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@bitchrespecter “STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!”
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Mr. Meat Scraps
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Who's got that Meat Scraps tweet? (engagement bait)
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@MNajeddine @arwaib They support this
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@jacob_posts Should’ve spent those years in the IDF taking acting classes
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@LUCYBackstreet I only watch mid porn
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@LexingtonBobby @IAPonomarenko @akryuu “an officer in Europe” lmao
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This is why thomas pynchon has been hiding for 60 years
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Boeing whistleblower found dead in US
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Only one reason Bart gets this job looking like this
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@DoingCigarettes That’s why it’s good
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@GeebMinister Woke this morning to find my dick unsucked
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Average 00’s webcomic
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@TheEpicDept @vvzzxe @tropicanapussy Just like the state of Israel
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@Chinchillazllla I gave him a backwards hat. Now he’s cool.
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@staidindoors Social network only worked because it’s not inspirational, it’s about a weird guy who no one likes
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