luka big pants
@LukaBigPants
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erotic horror film actor & 5th generation unicycle owner
montreal
Joined October 2016
this episode is literally about how the enterprise crew gets stuck in a parallel universe where they are evil nazis.
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my desert, my arrakis, my dune.
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squidward.
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this is a skit. have people’s media literacy rotted to a point where can’t tell that videos like these are scripted? who sets up a camera just to record themselves pouring pepsi into a glass?.
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"careful twomad, don't fall off!". twomad:
YOU WANT ME TO SUFFER FOR IT HELL NAH AND YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO IT AGAIN.
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this is still the craziest scene I have ever seen in a sitcom
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Surreal news today regarding the death of my least favorite ex-roommate twomad. Living with him was like a round-the-clock babysitting job but with severe property damage, angry neighbors and multiple police visits. The guy needed serious help. My condolences are with his family.
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a straight up wizard battle with flame incantations in broad daylight on a pier in brooklyn and all you can say is "coolest thing i seen all week".
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planes aren't supposed to fly into buildings.
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there are like a billion animators using my sound on tiktok right now and not one of them knows where it’s from
Should Bill Run Over This Nerd The Game!!! Available on all consoles!!! Insane Graphics!!! WHOA!!! This game definitely doesn't have free will!!! Buy it now!!! . #billcipher #stanfordpines #gravityfalls #billford if you squint I guess lol
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a veteran once asked mr blue for his autograph. mr blue replied "sure, if i can have yours"
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Twitter moments:. Wildfires in Australia burn over 25 million acres. The contents of Kim kardashians fridge will shock you!! 😂. US conflict with Iran, over 13,000 troops stationed in Kuwait. Who approved this Nicki Minaj wax statue?! 😂. 176 dead in plane crash near Tehran.
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when i was 6 i saw a rather large man fall into the orca enclosure at sea world, the orcas slowly turned towards him as he struggled to stay afloat. it was a bloodbath, people screaming, children crying as body parts flew out of the red-stained water. they reopened the next day.
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dog expert here, this is extremely dangerous and irresponsible. carbonated water can cause severe bloating in puppies which will make them fucking explode into a billion pieces.
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@Me1_RizeClan clifford the "big red" dog implies the existence of clifford the "small blue" dog.
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never watching a movie with dude again i swear to god
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We’re fortunate to have Elon Musk. Take a moment to imagine where we’d be without him.
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fuck i feel so stupid.
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found this one in the archives, some good advice here
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then I told him he was a sexist pig and the entire airport clapped
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hi @jschlatt how can a fun lovin' guy like me join that fancy minecraft server of yours? ignore the fact that i'm slightly blue
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wrong, if I covered myself with mud and hooked a big clamp to a pillar no one would care probably.
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I can’t stop laughing at the mods
There is actually no hope for this subreddit and the absolute goblins that are on it
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my talisman just expired so now I can’t go into the sacred forest lest the wizard Morgoth the wicked turn me into a creature most foul.
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I lead a perfectly aimless lifestyle that incites envy among my peers
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This girl in my class was presenting about virtual assistants (Alexa, Siri, Google) and she just said that they were problematic because they were all straight, white, educated middle class women. How the fuck?? THEY'RE NOT FUCKING PEOPLE THEY'RE TEXT-TO-SPEECH ROBOTS
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Black Panther looks like a PS3 cutscene but still won best picture
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twitch streamer faces backlash for speaking his mind, is his cancellation justified?
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no white people 🥰.
I took Tanya and the boys to ride the train in Japan. What do you notice?.
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those are trees moron.
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Aight how do I contact her about making a game.
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BREAKING: an old picture of mr red and mr blue has surfaced and is taking the internet by storm
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erm, hold my beer. this. is. awesome sauce! weest, cool story bro but consider yourself… PWNED xD hey Toby, here’s some Reddit gold kind sir because you won the internet today! . edit: thanks for le epic likes gamers!.
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this is so funny and i can’t even explain why.
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this is what i get for only posting pictures of myself being a freak online
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