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@powcampsurvivor
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i live off the disability checks i get for being slow minded + the settlement check i got in 2008 after a tv fell on my back at a Pizzeria UNO
the world of gays
Joined October 2012
friend is going through a break up and picked me up to “do something fun” then took me out to get milk and cookies. he’s 36
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there was actually a pretty famous carpenter who performed miracles.
Even though a good carpenter cannot create miracles, he can do miraculous things.
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turns out i don’t actually have autism i’m just weird and not good at hanging out.
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people like this must be so happy like what if you were six forever.
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this app makes it really easy to tell who’s been naturally funny their whole lives and who decided to be funny in their 20’s after getting into podcasts.
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can you imagine how incredible it must feel to have six hundred dollars.
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my dullard roommate: hey can we use the tv for the big game? . me: Ah, “the big game,” enjoy your juvenile pursuit. not to worry, I’ll be in my study.
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some people live in a completely different universe.
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local HVAC business and their secretary:.
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sick of this fucking show
everyone is so cruel to squidward.
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i think Swifties would really appreciate the depth and complexity of one of these
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i love everyone acting like these are their real names
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i love this stuff. like what the fuck are you talking about about
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back when journalism meant something.
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this show is so fucking frustrating
peter from family guy getting on my damn nerves sometimes tbh.
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god forbid a woman showcases her ingenuity in this backwards country
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this kid is going to resent his dad for hanging out with him and buying him treats.
This kid is going to grow up and resent his father for this
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thank god pride is over, i can finally let my cishet boyfriend out of the boiling hot car i had him waiting in.
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remember those disney punk edits on tumblr and it would always be like ariel or aladdin but occasionally they’d throw in someone random as hell like geppetto from pinnochio
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could say that about any scene from a movie you haven’t seen actually.
if you havent seen the substance you cant even begin to imagine why she is smiling like this and i think thats beautiful
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tik tokers will be like “i just learned about bean soup theory and i haven’t been able to stop thinking about it” and bean soup theory is just something some other dumbass made up last week.
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so twisted that gen z doesn’t have any defining fashion or music that isn’t just a cheap imitation of the past. in 2011 people were trying so hard to do something different so we ended up with this
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i love british street food. a whole potato topped with unmelted cheese and baked beans. and they line up for hours for it.
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white bisexual woman: this parking lot is so lynchian lol. me who doesn’t know what that means, desperately trying to hit: definitely getting that vibe too. racism must end.
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me: hey we were thinking of grabbing lunch, what are you feeling? . the dark empath:
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me and my paycheck looking at that social security deduction knowing that social security won’t exist when I’m 62
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this is reviewbrah.
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“male manipulator music” is such a funny phrase like if you’re getting manipulated by a guy who listens to weezer thats on you.
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went out to drink with my girl coworkers and they were talking about how they like to be choked and slapped during sex then looked over at me to gauge my reaction and i was just reading the Ethiopia wikipedia page.
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i’ve had this picture of Ma from MA (2019) in my bathroom for so long i’ve just completely lost sight of why i put it up in the first place
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this is the consequence of an entire generation of kids getting their emo/punk/goth/whatever inspiration from that one girl from danny phantom and the scooby doo girl band.
TikTok emo artists are the WORST like what the fuck are these lyrics 💀
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crush: *showing me pictures of her family* look at my mom when she was 20 omg she slayed. me: *trying to use gay slang so she’ll sleep with me later* yeah she looks like a cunt.
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247 years ago but it still feels like it was yesterday. Rest easy king.
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hey man i think you should die for this.
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wife: he’s acting more like a dependent than a partner. me (therapist): hm *scribbles in notebook*. husband: i’m sorry for wanting to relax when i get home. me: *nods, scribbles* .i have something id like to share with you both . *turns notebook around to show them this*
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her: i just feel so comfortable with you :) like we met in a past life or something idk i know thats silly lol . me: *head throbbing, getting flashbacks to when I was a lizard and she was a kid who cut off my tail to see if it would grow back* no definitely not silly at all.
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imbecile roommate: it’s tax day man did you submit all your stuff on time. me, wise: every day is taxing when one has to listen to your drivel. *chuckles smugly* off with you now, I must return to my studies.
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me and my girlfriend play this game called “id fuck her” where i loudly comment on which women in the vicinity i would fuck. it makes her very sad.
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you can just tell this group says the most vile things about eachother in like 4 different group chats.
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getting offended by these hats midway through a cartwheel.
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thinking about this guy who became a supervillain on the r/streetwear subreddit for posting every day and somehow never repeating his junji ito shirts
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how i (male feminist) feel.
Sheep shows gratitude to the dog who saved them from a wolf attack.
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spent all of last night obsessed with this woman who is in love with and “married” squidward
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my dolt of a roommate: hey man any plans for valentines day? . me: *looks up from my book, smirking* ah yes, “saint valentine’s day” as it were. tell me, how will you be expressing your love? through purchased goods and trinkets I presume? flowers wither, knowledge is forever
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bitch girlfriend put me on cheaper food pellets without mixing the new ones with my preferred brand and i’m really not acclimating well.
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this guy is going to end up blowing his brains out in 5 years or less.
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90% of highschool english classes are being taught by women who used this wallpaper in 2007
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this is such a funny way to say you don’t fuck with your dog
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the cretin I call “roommate”: 420!! wanna hit this?. me: ahh yes, the favorite holiday of the ne'er-do-well…and why, pray tell, would I wish to “hit” that? to intentionally dull one’s mind? I much prefer to keep my wits sharp *chuckles smugly* though I doubt you could relate
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the art on carnival rides:.
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“my roman empire” bitch just say you thought about it.
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the all-seeing eye had me up all fucking night bro 😭
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if you can’t jack off to every single character in a video game it not only means that the game is bad, but also that the developers are plotting to exterminate the white race.
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the bread bowl was such an ingenious invention. like hey fatty you can eat the bowl too.
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“i need a freaky goth gf! with big thighs!” you can have one, easily. they’re everywhere. you just need to get past the fact that she says “spoopy”.
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how about instead we make a cartoon about frylock, master shake, meatwad and their neighbor carl.
The Kickstarter for ‘ADULTING: The Animated Series’ has launched. The series follows the story of two absurdly codependent sisters as they try to find themselves in a world where every other person over 30 seems to have their stuff together. [Support:
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right after this he gave an old man directions and was like “see? I can be a helpful guy. I’m not a bad guy”.
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not how stewie talks.
Niggas be wanting a girl who plays video games, watch sports, have tattoos & wear Jordans. Sounds like you want a boyfriend nigga.
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i wish letterboxd had dms so i could threaten the lives of others.
if Letterboxd had dms it would be an amazing dating app.
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anxiety disorders aren’t real everyone is actually really mad at me and i’m probably in trouble for something i don’t remember doing.
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can we please just let him have this one.
Joe Biden doubles down on false claim his uncle was eaten by cannibals
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taylor swift: i’m so proud of my special man for winning his special game. i’ve been thinking…what if instead of shredded newspaper…we used wood chips in your habitat! . travis kelce: it’s so much easier to run around and play with the wood chips! and I can chew on them too!.
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i think i like this little life. this little life.
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i’m so obsessed with this chinese influencer who goes through like a million steps just to make little treats that never look that good
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me: hey where can i get adderall?. the twins who speak in riddles:. *in unison*. Where roads wind and trailers stand,. Look not afar, the dealer’s hand. A place where homes on wheels roam free, . You’ll find your pills, we do decree.
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wife who hates me: wouldn’t it be so nice to just be quiet and enjoy each other’s company? not just saying whatever to fill the silence? . …. …. …. …. …. me, desperately to fill the silence: been on my squidward shit for real.
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“this happened to my buddy eric”. “i think i hauve covid”. “we’re going to kill you with hammers”. let’s all start thinking for ourselves
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this woman does not live in brooklyn, she lives in a c tier city that has a brewery that used to be a factory and a place where you can throw axes.
you date her right after moving to brooklyn. she has an art degree and mild bpd. works as a barista. you go to bookstores and punk shows with her. confess your love after IPAs and some blow. then its over. you could have married her. had a life with her. but you chose darkness.
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