Simon Hemsworth
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Ex-poker, now data stuff. Fully #COYS
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@Billie_T
This injustice doesn’t get talked about enough. Dias kept a bunch of clean sheets when they were beating Burnley etc 5-0 and got player of the year wtf
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@Billie_T
I watched most of that game. It was weird as it almost looked like his teammates were purposely not passing to him but he still managed to get a goal and an assist.
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@NathanAClark
Call me old fashioned but I’ve always liked keepers that prioritise stopping the ball going in the net.
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@Joey7Barton
Admit you stamped on the guy, rolled around play acting then tweeted BS and you might get a tiny bit of creditability back.
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@ChrisBrosnahan
@BeardedGenius
The left finding out a terrorist attack was done by a white guy. It works both ways
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@BeardedGenius
Without wishing to be overly antagonistic, do you all your older relatives have perfect modern western values?
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Day ended with still 9 left. Back tomorrow at midday! Got 5.8m which is about average afaik. Locked up €31k going for €393k!
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@NathanAClark
I’m having a hard time with the section of Spurs fans calling his shot that hit the post ‘a sitter’
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@CinemaTweets1
@gamray
The actress that plays Jan steals the whole episode imo. She’s incredible
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@RaSZi
Sometimes you just have to acknowledge you aren’t at the level of teams like Saudi Arabia.
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@tehTrunk
@NathanAClark
Every time I see Shearer’s numbers I think they must be made up. He had at least two big injuries and played for an average team a lot of his career. Not to mention all the 1st Division goals he scored which aren’t counted.
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My favourite streamer
@Zafarcakes
has started writing a script for 'The Coder' (starring Jason Statham) with his Twitch chat. It's incredible so far. Could end up the best 5.5/10 IMDb film of all time.
I'm writing an Action movie called THE CODER (starring Jason Statham) with my twitch audience.
Here is...
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@GaryLineker
@ErlingHaaland
He’s scored 32 Premier League goals this season he’s actually very good at finishing Gary!
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@GuillemBalague
You said Spurs couldn’t afford Mourinho’s wages a couple of hours before he was officially the new manager.
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@Zafarcakes
@thelostcomics
The roll neck jumper reminds me of many great actors like Steve McQueen and Dapper Laughs.
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I dedicate this £5r win to the angry guy on my first table who has a six figure salary. Good night
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The number of fully grown adults enthusiastically tweeting about
#WWE
is really rather pathetic. Now excuse me while I get back to my World Cup sticker album.
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@UnitedStandMUFC
@markgoldbridge
I’d question the mentality of any top level player that would want to move to Man Utd at the moment.
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@TheArseneView
I didn’t respect Arsenal until I learned you have 15 Community Shields. Elite club.
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@meg_ghorst
@Jaack
I genuinely clicked on it expecting some light-hearted comedy I could have in the background while I looked at my phone 😂
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We did a deal 5 handed and I locked £11k. Was 4/5 with 15bb. Happy with that. Playing for 🏆
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Cheers for the support everyone. I'll resist the temptation to moan about winning €31k.
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Final table! Got 536k at 24kbb avg 725. £14k for 1st 🙏
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@WeahsCousin
hate to defend Arsenal fans but isn't this a reasonable argument? I think a lot of them want board change as well as Wenger out
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@Billie_T
@jonathanliew
Knew he’d would get wound up after Ange mugged him off in the press conference. Liew has an incredibly high opinion of himself
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I just want to tune into the
#GalfondChallenge
challenge one time and not see massive red figures.
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Boom! Nice to soften the blow of an Arsenal cup win
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Pot Limit Holdem - A game entirely propped up by people clicking on the wrong poker table.
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I have a suspicion those guys in the Ladbrokes adverts are not long term winning gamblers.
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Outspoken critic of doping Andy Murray can barely walk at 31 yet Djokovic (31) and Nadal (32) are in the Australian Open final and playing better than ever. 🤔
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Wasn’t that impressed by the first episode of The Thief, His Wife and The Canoe but feel like I need to keep watching at least until Karl Pilkington appears playing a detective
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But how much did they win?
In the year to March 2019, UK gamblers collectively lost £14.4 billion.
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As there are poker cheating confessions about I want to admit to handing over my laptop to my housemate during toilet breaks about ten years ago. Said housemate needed to count straights with his fingers.
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With PKR merging with Microgaming the Rhymenoceros account is sadly retiring. Here's my Sharkscope:
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After 10 years of poker I’m still spite calling off the guy that said “cheers for the chips” in chat just in the hope of stacking him. (I did and said “cheers” back obviously). 👶
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Amazing
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