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@theextrainch sidekick and supporter of all things pasta related. Join our xSub community at Drink AG1.

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Bardi
3 years
For a comms conference at work we were asked to submit a video on: "Anything you may have learned over the last 12 months." I lived with Franco for 4+ months. There's nothing I didn't learn, or have told to me on multiple occasions. Here's my vid. Apologies for lack of subtitles
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2 years
"Under qualifications you've written... Mr West Ham"
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West Ham United
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We are delighted to announce that Mark Noble is to return to the Club in the role of Sporting Director. Noble will officially start in his post on 2 January 2023, following his retirement as a player earlier this year.
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8 months
If you've got a season ticket in the south stand, now's the time to invest in a helmet and mouth guard.
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Florian Plettenberg
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‼️ EXCLUSIVE News Timo #Werner : He’s on the verge to join @SpursOfficial on a 6-months-loan! It’s very hot! ➡️ Leipzig and Tottenham in final negotiations today. More details have to be clarified (Option to buy…) The 27 y/o is ready to leave the training camp of RB Leipzig
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2 years
Romero is the best defender I've seen in my lifetime at Spurs.
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2 years
Hey Karim, I know you're busy but where did Arsenal finish the season?
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2 years
If Daniel Levy and Joe Lewis were proper COYS they'd sell up and buy Chelsea on the cheap and then ruin them as some sort of apology for the last 20 years.
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Bardi
3 years
100% Lamela would've been pulling on Havertz's broken finger every corner. I miss him sometimes
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2 years
Some people saw Jesus turn 4 fish into a meal for 1000 people. Others saw David Blaine live in box for 30 days. I saw Doherty twist a full back inside out and set up Emerson Royal for a goal. What a day
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7 years
I thought the last NLD was it. I was wrong. An amazing goodbye and see you soon to the majestic White Hart Lane. A lot of love.
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2 years
Clement Lenglet, it's not his fault but he's the symbol of the failures of this club. Bastoni was too expensive so we loaned a traffic cone from Spain.
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Bardi
3 years
Ndombele and GLC leave Spurs with a combined 7 league goals in 117 appearances. Just the 1 goal more than Paulinho managed in his 45 league outings. Robbed
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5 years
Looking forward to telling my wife to get ready and put on the nice nightwear, we're doing something we haven't done in months. We're watching MOTD tonight
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4 years
Tottenham players pass the ball to pass responsibility to someone else
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@BardiTEI
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1 year
Second in a one horse race.
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@BardiTEI
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3 years
🙏
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4 years
After Hugo and Son's playground spat, I spent my morning shower thinking... What would it be like if I'd gone to school with Spurs players? A thread:
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9 months
Today Ange became my guy. No matter what happens on the pitch, I know we finally have a manager who gets it. Big decisions, big massive nuts.
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Bardi
3 years
DT and Leicester banged up. What a week
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2 years
Harry Kane has more England goals than every single player who has represented Arsenal* since WW2 added together. *Goals scored whilst playing for Arsenal, don't go trying to steal David Platt's 27 whilst at Villa, Bari, Juve etc
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3 years
I wish Spurs had invested in Bitcoin instead of Lo Celso
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Mad that Spurs slapped both these teams on that pitch
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10 months
The Bermuda triangle of death. Dier Davies PEH No one. No system. No tactic. Can navigate through that phenomenon.
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3 years
That's where I want mine as well. I want to haunt Tottenham in death like they've haunted me in life.
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Dan Kilpatrick
3 years
#thfc In today's important news, Eric Dier says he wants his ashes scattered at the Spurs stadium...
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2 years
Mother of God.
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2 years
Fabio Vieira £35m Dejan Kulusevski £35m Arsenal shopping in Lidl and paying Waitrose prices.
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Bardi
4 years
Didn't he walk out on you just before the biggest game in your 3 year history?
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RB Leipzig English
4 years
We told you so... 😏
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1 year
I've been watching Spurs most of my life. I've seen this game a 1000 times. Might just go to bed.
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5 months
I miss the days when Son would just Welly the ball
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Bardi
4 years
Harry Kane putting lives at risk. Harry Kane dives. Harry Kane is finished. Harry Kane scores tap ins. Harry Kane is a penalty merchant. Harry Kane steals teammates goals. Harry Kane is a one season wonder. Harry Kane buries takes, like he buries Arsenal.
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7 years
Man City have spent 80m on two right backs. Good to see Pep doing football the right way, what a purist, what an inspiration, what a "coach"
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Bardi
1 year
He wasn't fast. Never scored in a final. Had a dad bod. Bottled the WC. Couldn't dribble. Never spoke up for the real issues. Denntal floss hammies and absolute biscuit ankles. Loved a dive and a pen. Should've squared it And totally stole my love for a decade. Good bye king.
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11 months
One of these was a straight red.
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1 year
Son's touch on an ankle is a penalty, but Onana wiping a player out mid air isn't? VAR not even trying to hide how bent it is
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10 months
Harry Kane smacking balls in the net for a team that apart from a 18 month period were no where near the top. "Fraud. Pen merchant. Tap in wizard" Harry Kane smacking the ball in the net for a team that uses every other team in that league as a feeder club "The GOAT"
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3 years
Such a fairytale that after hiring one of the best managers of all time, spending over a billion pounds and beating UEFA in the courts City have finally made it to the CL final by beating their French twin
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Bardi
2 years
Harry Kane is outside of the 66 lot, is the greatest ever English player. If you disagree with this you're an Arsenal fan. Which means you're incorrect on more than just this.
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Bardi
2 years
One week later and he's STILL thinking about me.
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AFTV
2 years
What is this Tottenham fan talking about?! 😂 #AFC #Arsenal #Spurs
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Bardi
8 months
Spurs sign Dragusin. Send Spence on a good loan. Got Timo in for peanuts AND are selling Dier to Bayern. 🟣🟡 Having an absolute Conservative Party start to2024.
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1 year
Been a lifetime since I've seen anything like this. COYS
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4 years
"Lo Celso isn't good on the ball" Jamie Redknapp 100k a year football expert
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2 years
Harry Kane would massacre this league
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Bardi
5 years
The whole of Germany hates you. You're the MK Dons of European football. You're nothing more than a Starbucks franchise that kicks the ball around and your "energy" drink tastes like crap. Congratulations in turning the world against you in a decade.
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RB Leipzig
5 years
2⃣0⃣1⃣0⃣ 👉 2⃣0⃣2⃣0⃣ 5th division 👉 @ChampionsLeague Round of 16 What have you done the last 10 years, @SpursOfficial ? 🤷‍♂ 😏 #SPURSRBL #GemeinsamGro ßWerden #Hungry4More #HistoryInTheMaking
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Bardi
2 years
Kane on freekicks is like watching a Michelin star chef burn toast
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2 years
Eriksen earned the right to do pretty much whatever he wants. Every day is a gift. Good luck pal.
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3 years
That Sanchez, Lucas, Royal triangle is where hope goes to die
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3 years
Hey @NatWest_Help can I cancel a credit card payment I made yesterday, if I was tricked into it by @SpursOfficial ?
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Bardi
5 years
Shouldn't have got out of the group Won't get past Jadon Sancho City will roast us AJAX are the future of football Suck my narrative
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Bardi
2 years
We've been relegated. We've been bankrupt. We've been deducted 12 points. We've had gastroenteritis. We've lost 5-2 away at Arsenal twice in a row. Nothing can finish us
@matthayesthfc
Matt Hayes ☮️
2 years
If Joe Lewis, Daniel Levy and ENIC do not back Antonio Conte and Fabio Paratici this summer, Tottenham Hotspur Football Club is finished.
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1 year
VAR checked so many actions in that to try and stop the goal I thought they were going to have a look at whether we paid our road tax on the team coach.
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Bardi
9 days
"Spend some money" 🟣🟡 in the mud. Again.
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Bardi
10 months
If we'd kept our heads for 10 minutes in the first half we'd have battered this lot
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Bardi
2 years
Emerson praying to God before each performance is proof that the big man upstairs doesn't listen to anything
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Bardi
5 years
The story no one is willing to break on why Eriksen moved "sideways" to Inter.
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Bardi
1 year
Mikel sat alongside all the other managers who've bottled a record start to the league and 250 days on top.
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Bardi
6 months
We found out.
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Bardi
6 months
Interested to see what a kind of assault a villa player has to do to get booked
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Bardi
3 years
I've got what, 30 years left on this earth if I'm lucky? If someone with £300bn wants to give me Tottenham winning the PL and CL whilst Arsenal roll around in the mud, I'm all in.
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Bardi
3 years
For a man with one leg, wonky hips and zero acceleration, he does have one almighty heart. His career wasn't as great as it should've been, but that just proves how COYS he really was. All the best Coco. Thank you for the rabonas, the sliding goals and the stamps.
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Bardi
2 years
Only Arsenal would believe that Spurs fans would chase elderly disabled gooners and their grand children down the high road.
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Bardi
10 months
Spurs should release a statement tomorrow morning. "We're just getting on with it mate"
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Bardi
2 years
Tottenham's scouting and recruitment is something else.
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3 months
Alright Spurs. You've had your fun, made your point. You won't get pulled in front of a tribunal. Now roll over and get tickled
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Bardi
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When Spurs buy ready made first XI players it ends pretty much always in stinging disappointment, but when we think out of the box, our hit rate is miles better. I'm happy to see Spurs taking this approach. I'm fully embracing happy clapping this year btw. Get used to it.
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Bardi
2 years
We should sign that calm and relaxed French keeper. He Def won't come flying out and miss tackles on Callum Wilson etc
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Bardi
3 years
Harry Kane is still a snake. But he's our snake and if you keep annoying us we'll set him loose on you and your footballers. Get some ankle protection and bring your dinner.
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Bardi
3 years
Kane going to go home with the match ball, pull over on the M25 and boot it into a field.
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Bardi
3 years
Being jealous of Villa getting Coutinho is like being jealous of your mate's iPhone 7.
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Bardi
3 years
Harry Kane wants to leave Spurs for a new challenge. Basically. Harry Kane wants to leave Spurs for an easier challenge.
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Bardi
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I hope Kane retires from England. Let them slip around in the mud without his goals that get them through qualifying with ease and into the latter stages of tournaments
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Bardi
2 years
Remember. United didn't want Conte.
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Bardi
2 years
I absolutely love Antonio Conte. Can't believe we've got from a team that didn't even shoot to a team a millimetre away from CL. Grazie mister.
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Bardi
2 years
Incredible how Chelsea only ever remember they're Chelsea when we're on the pitch against them.
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Bardi
2 years
Spurs need to hire a food hygiene coach asap.
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Bardi
2 years
Arsenal fans will tell you "We lost the top 4 by losing to Brighton/Southampton etc" But your job this summer is to remind them that they LOST IT AT OUR STADIUM. On a Thursday night.
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Bardi
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Imagine having your entire demeanour and ambition for the next 6 months assessed from a 10 second clip of you arriving at work at 9am.
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Bardi
2 years
Conte delivering. Perfect game. Best start in decades. Stop looking over your neighbours fence and worrying about what they've got in the fridge
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Bardi
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Yeah the Bryan Gil experiment is over
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Bardi
2 years
The amount of blue denim on show at Spurs today is rugby levels.
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Bardi
4 years
As my wife was driving me home, we drove passed a chap in an arsenal top. The beer. The spurs playlist. All of it made me go.... "Aaaaaaaaah" and point at him. He looked into my eyes and I knew, that he knew, I knew he was a dickhead
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Bardi
2 years
We've absolutely nailed this game. Played well. Passed well. Created good opportunities. But paper-mache performances from certain individuals derailed it.
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Bardi
5 years
He wasn't the right back we needed, but he was the right back we had. Despite the mistakes and flaws in his game, he gave everything he had. He never shied away from a challenge or refused to step up. Scored a few, set up a few and gave away a few. All the best Trippier.
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Bardi
2 years
The day Harry Kane plays a big game without Sissoko & Winks in cm, or Stones and Maguire getting out jumped by a 37 year old then we'll talk. Messi & Ronaldo, the two GOATS of our time currently have less World Cups than Kleberson. One man does not make a team great *exc Diego M
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Bardi
6 years
Missed the entire game. Had too many bottles of red celebrating my dad's all clear from cancer. Today was a good day Goodnight all.
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Bardi
4 months
What exactly do Spurs do with a free week of training?
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Bardi
4 years
Jose has done more for Spurs youth in 12 months than Poch in 5 years.
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Bardi
5 years
Club continues. I support Spurs. No player or manager is bigger COYS
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Bardi
2 years
Tbh as much as it's fun to blame Chelsea. Beat Brighton and this means nothing. All on us.
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Bardi
2 years
Watching Bale play for Spurs was genuinely a physical and emotion altering experience. I'd never seen anyone combine power, poise and precision so gracefully before. A force of nature that couldn't be stopped. An absolute gift to have seen him play. One of the greats. Enjoy ret
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Bardi
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I love Richarlison, but I also loved my family dog, and we had to put him down.
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Bardi
3 years
And Graham Potter thought he was too big for us
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Bardi
4 years
Harry Kane starting a counter, looking for a wingman, then he see's Lucas
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Bardi
5 years
Liverpool. A cult. Exhibit B Liverpool 2004/05: won the CL. Lost 19 games that season 🧐 PL: 14 losses LC: 1 FA cup: 1 (First round loss) CL: 3
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Bardi
5 years
Justin Edinburgh's role in that 91 cup run is one of the defining moments in my football watching life. Terribly sad news. RIP.
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11 months
Hey Sheffield United
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Bardi
2 years
So in AFC's best game, the only match they turned up for all season, the photographer, a guy not even qualified enough to put the cones out, gave the pre match talk. Trust the process LOL
@FootballJOE
FootballJOE
2 years
Arsenal photographer @Stuart_PhotoAFC gives a rousing team talk before their 3-1 win over Tottenham last season ❤️
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3 years
De Bruyne has to murder someone to get a yellow. This ref though, he's itching to give a pen.
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Bardi
2 years
Spurs should go and free Chiesa from Juve. It could an annual tradition. Freeing a brilliant player or two from having to crack rocks for Allegri. If Chiesa is unobtainable let's go for Locatelli.
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Bardi
3 years
I hope we never see Ndombele again.
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Bardi
2 years
Amazon audio. Fixed Shout out to xSub Rhysyb for the work. ... Everywhere they go ...
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Bardi
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GNev in tears. Suck it up little fat man
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Bardi
3 years
If Nagelsmann takes this job I'll immediately worry about his decision making
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