Lynn MBE 🔥
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Just trying to be more like Lucinda, every day. Follow me on insta
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Perimenopause, a thread. Day 1 of HRT for me, today. I'm nearly 49yo and noticed enough changes, physically and mentally, to ask the GP for help. My symptoms are; quite debilitating joint and bone pain (I'm now aware of every single bone in my feet bcos they hurt so much)
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Someone needs to remind the police that we're actually allowed to go out for a daily walk, total power trip
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And it continues, I now live with a man who pretends to be a trucker at night, with a pretend steering wheel, for people's entertainment
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We said our final goodbyes to Brian's Dad today, rest in peace Billy Limond
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Guy came over to set up a new internet connection and left with this... 😂
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Smiling awkwardly as she stands up to be ogled on live TV and neither women stand up to him. Strong, smart women and they don't complain, don't cause a scene, they smile and accept this casual, every day, sexual harassment. It's just a bit of fun, isn't it?
Sorry, but, isn't this sexual harassment??? On live TV?? From a male colleague??
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When a man makes a snide comment about Nicola Sturgeon on my timeline then I check his bio and I see 'proud father' with some reference to football and being an entrepreneur, its a no brainer, insta block. Probably shags statues too.
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Feeling a bit nostalgic after watching that. Way back in the day, everyone who met Brian knew he was something special, I knew too
#limmy
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The school kids get 'Golden Time' on Friday afternoons to do any fun activity they want, my 8yo son drew this
@DaftLimmy
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Myself &
@DaftLimmy
thought it was about time we let everyone know that we have separated, we separated quite a long time ago & have just been getting used to it, ourselves, before saying anything. We remain best of pals and still live together with our brilliant wee boy, Daniel.
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Having a clear out and found this nice story my son wrote for me in P2
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Me and Brian on the way home from the very last time he went to T in the Park (he wrote about it in his book). I spent that full night trying, and failing, to sleep on the bathroom floor
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Anyone with social anxiety finding wearing a mask, while out & about, helpful?
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First breakfast made by my 13yo son for his Dad
@DaftLimmy
So Daniel's going to make him breakfast and give him respect all day 😂
#HappyFathersDay
to the Dad's who do the school runs, put the kids to bed, do the homework with them, wipe their noses and who dish out big cuddles and lots of love, on a daily
@DaftLimmy
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PMSL at Brian trying to eat a madras, got the hiccups and everything
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Jobby
***Customer Notice*** Glasgow Club Springburn baby pool is currently closed. The main pool remains open. Apologies for any inconvenience caused.
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My 11yo son wants me to share a joke he made up...
How did Elvis Presley die?
A fart attack
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A certain little lady went missing for 5 hours today, I found her stuck up the top of a very tall tree,
@DaftLimmy
to the rescue
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I tricked
@DaftLimmy
into letting me put fake tan on him today, I said it was a relaxing lavender mist and sprayed it all over his face 🤣🤣🤣
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Aw he made it for me 😊 (it was my mum who bought it for him, btw)
The Birthday Card was the first sketch
@DaftLimmy
put online!
#LimmysOtherStuff
- more streaming here:
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I went back to the room first, last night, Brian chases Daniel back, pretending to be a zombie, Daniel chaps on the room door, runs in screaming with Brian running in after him going 'PPPPWAAAAARRRRRRRR', but it wasn't our room, it was the room next door with a young girl in it.
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Got into trouble for hoovering my house while
@DaftLimmy
completed a game, like I care, hahaha
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Brian got so angry with Daniel, this morning, that he had to go and meditate to calm down, I asked him what Daniel did, 'he put Alexa's volume up full blast and played Joe Le Taxi then danced in front of me when I asked him to turn it down' 😂😂😂😂
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Men who call Nicola Sturgeon nippy are the same men who whine 'not all men waaa'
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Told
@DaftLimmy
yesterday, he's not getting anything for Father's Day, there's literally nothing I can get him, he doesn't eat sugar, doesn't drink, not into clothes, has new trainers (that he never wears), not into jewellery or watches, has aftershave, absolutely nothing at all
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Aww, men in Next buying themselves shirts, pretending they're not thinking about killing people, cute
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My 9yo son was practising his handwriting, I told him he could just write anything he wanted
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Don't worry about me, guys, I've got
@DaftLimmy
taking care of me, I mean, he did accidentally wake me up at 3am, playing video games, and he's still in bed now but I'm sure he'll take good care of me when he wakes up
#COVID19
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Do not let your children play Overwatch. My 12yo son found custom games within it, one called, 'sexual harassment' and one game that simulated the female characters being raped. Thankfully my son realised it was bad, closed the game and told me. Don't play
#Overwatch
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This room was Daniel's first bedroom when he was wee, it was all lovely until Brian took it over, he half painted walls, dripped paint on the carpet, never cleans it, empty cups lying about, bits of old food rotting, disgusting, dirty man
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It's David Limmy's very last TV show ever, tonight, and he's doing a live Q&A immediately after it so you can ask him anything you ever wanted to know about me! Get your questions ready
@DaftLimmy
#limmy
#davidlimmy
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My 11yo son thinks his name is too boring for his stage name, so his new stage name is Alan Ross 😂😂😂😂
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Even people who are on the telly have to adjust the height of their fridge freezers, watch Limmy's Homemade Show tonight on BBC2!! Cannae mind the time
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Me and
@DaftLimmy
wanted to say thank you to everyone for the kind, supportive messages with regards yesterday's tweets. Thank you x
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My son got into the secondary school I was hoping for, the same school as all his pals, and the sun is shining, it's a fucking brilliant day.
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Brian agreed to go with the vote and now he's trying to persuade me to give him the chocolate, it's really sad
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So Daniel's going to make him breakfast and give him respect all day 😂
#HappyFathersDay
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@DaftLimmy
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