Went to see Paddington 2 and the whole afternoon was ruined by James Corden’s voice in the trailer for Peter Rabbit. I was far too angry for the next two hours to enjoy the film.
Had a fun afternoon working with someone who a lot of people genuinely think is actually my boss. In a weird way I sort of agree and he's certainly a great boss to work for...
It was amazing because, for once, we felt a bit like all the other countries- getting behind our team, enjoying the tournament and not behaving like entitled twats.
It was amazing because we got to a semi-final.
It was amazing because we didn't lose on a penalty shootout.
It was amazing because we played with love for the game instead of fear.
It was amazing because we played fair.
It was amazing because we're NOT SHIT anymore.
#BELENG
***BRAND NEW***
***The Tories do The Apprentice - The Interviews***
***Episode Six***
***Claude grills the remaining contestants***
With Special Guest Star - Ewen MacIntosh!
#TheTories
#TheApprentice
#Interviewfromhell
@DaftLimmy
This is an absolute disgrace. Now you are back taking the sweet BBC coin you suddenly think you are better than all your fans who saw you through the lean years. Just fucking do the charity do tweet you twat
This is the one-liner that the papers are pretending was part of a serious confession: “I’ve been sober for 18 years. The first 18 years. Been drunk ever since, obviously”
@DaBungalowClips
@DIHarryBatt
Totally my favourite moment of my entire career. The most talented person I’ve ever been sat opposite. An underrated genius and a legend.
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@DuncanCastles
Hi Duncan. Currently setting up a podcast called ‘Cunts’ where I chat for an hour to people who are generally considered to be complete cunts. Could you follow me so I can DM you about it? Cheers.
It’s easy to mock Celtic for crashing out of the CL early but I think Cluj will surprise a lot of teams this season. The main surprise being that there’s a team called Cluj
@Jackieholmes111
@paulross
@iainlee
So you falsely accused someone then didn’t apologise because you didn’t like how they reacted to being falsely accused. You are living in cloud cuckoo land