Ruffles “Nighthawk” McCormick
@ruffmcormick
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Retired Schizophrenic | shooting 100% on dui checks | ROLL TIDE | WHO DAT | the projects #1 plumber
Joined September 2024
Current mood let’s have a night this Friday night
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@martydaniel69 Marty bro I think I’m in love with your ex. You might want to think about spinning back.
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@Gloryboundbar Cap I hate to inform you that she is a kappa at SMU after further research. She is however from Birmingham Alabama.
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@colonelkiffin In 3-4 years he will lie awake at night and think about the decision he’s made to put that on a white lie t shirt.
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@OldRowHimmy Go offer her one. Test her mental toughness. What will she do in the face of adversity?.
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“Did he just leave no tip on the 5 dollar beer he just bought?”
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Popping 2 of these bad boys before the bar tonight. Let’s have a night tonight boys.
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For every like this tweet gets I’ll drink 2 beers tn.
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“Walk in yo trap take over yo trap” is a generational saying by Moneybagg.
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December 31 (New Years Eve). -wake up .-brush teeth.-shower beer.-down 6 more beers before Alabama kick off.-get pissed at Jalen milroe .-drink more beer cuz Jalen pissed me off.
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@CaptainSardis99 This, some blow, a cold miller lite, a new qb, yeah go ahead and stab me right here in BDS #LANK
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Woke up this morning realizing I’ve had the new miss America on snap for 3 years. Should I snap her today yes or no.
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@JohnDadof7 Love the aggressive approach. Let’s swing the ball back to the top of the key and start over. You got it.
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Next girl I find that’s into choking I’m gonna submit her with a fucking darce choke.
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Anybody mind if me and addicus have a night?.
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We had a night boys. Caught zero sleep and am about to go fuck up some Lat pull downs and some rows. let’s fucking go.
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Moneybagg is a poet. Feel like I’m in the streets of Memphis rn.
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Terrion Arnold just dropped the hardest caption of the year and we are only 7 days in.
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Just gave some panhandler my cup of change in my car cuz it had no quarters. Hope he goes and buys something useful like heroin or bag with it. #goodsamaritan.
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None of these people in my class know that in approximately one hour I am gonna have a filthier bicep tricep shoulder pump then they will ever even sniff having at any point in there life #godcomplex.
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I find it hilarious that white people are celebrating MLK day harder than black people.
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Even after all this time telling girls “moneys not a problem” still fucking hits @DavidAr77179372 @LathamRodr87590.
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Gyms should put in a rule that if you’re making a New Year’s resolution to go to the gym you can only go at certain times of the day.
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Relapsing on the first girl I met on campus. What’s the play here?.
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To every man wearing shorts and a tshirt in this cold weather, this isn’t middle school I promise no girl finds you hot because you don’t get cold.
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It’s 8:54 in the damn morning and a girl just told me my fit was fire. Today is gonna be a good day. #ptso.
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I started so much beef in preschool by not sharing this bitch😭.
Ball knower this, ball knower that…. Shut the fuck up. Did you grow up playing with one of these or nah
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We are so fucking up. The original ex wife is gaining weight. I might go run a 5k today 😭.
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This year is the first year that I cannot watch March Madness with the boys while walking down the halls of my highschool. March will never be the same again. #emo #fucklikefrank.
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The saudis cooked with not letting women drive.
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The quest to become my own grandpa starts today. Remember this tweet in 15 years.
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@bilbobags69 @coldcallsniper Love it when guys are helping guys. Go ahead and drop her number for sarge.
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If you workout in wife beaters and pajama pants, I mean this with full intended disrespect, your a fucking fag.
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Hate when this happens #ctespn.
Slept in jeans last night and I’m afraid to check my texts this morning. That’s how you know you got after it.
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@BoudreauxCeo Tried crack a couple times and thoroughly enjoyed it. (Try crack people respect it).
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I just want to watch one game of football without #chriscollinsworth making me #pissed is that too much to ask for ?.
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My day is #ruined because word just got back to me that they are desexualizing the green m&m. We can’t have anything can we.
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Some dude just told me I’m jacked in the bar. Life is good you know what I mean?.
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Feel like laundering some money. Dm me if u want in.
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Might be able to give you a run for your money bucko #freaky.
Yall don’t want the smoke in a freak off 😤.
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If Lamelo puts up more than 90 in this video I am gonna be putting the fridge on this kid.
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Just found out it is also Sydney Sweeney’s birthday so I will be drinking a full case for her birthday so I better get started early. Happy birthday @sydney_sweeney.
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Deadass think I peaked when I played football in 6th grade. NFL playoffs got me reminiscing.
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I hate short men with big muscles bitch are you a bulldog.
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Heard good things about the new ghost flavor. Grape ghost+McChicken cbtm.
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Just found out it’s #druski’s birthday so I have no choice but to crack one open now. Sorry but I don’t make the rules.
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If you are under 5’6” pipe down lil bro I could be your stepdad😭.
@DavidAr77179372 Pls stop you are not fucking funny 🤣.
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I’m done with all my classes for today and somebody tell me what’s stopping me from cracking one open at 11:45 am on a Thursday.
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Like how could I say no my future wife could be there tomorrow. #goldscar.
My friends have now found out I’m always down to drink and they have me cornered with the “bar tmr?” Text 🤦♂️.
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Tell girls you have a plumbing degree. Trust me bro.
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If I was the president of a frat there would be a scale outside the entrance and fat girls would have to stand on it and if they were over a certain weight then they would need a wrist band #sorrynotsorry.
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Imagine how much fun day drinking or pregaming the the public execution.
Apparently there was these trials back in the day where you could get people hung by calling them a witch? Badass, we should bring those back.
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Tails never fails. This guys skipping class today.
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Rally the entire south east we gonna get this shit done.
I’m going on a solo mission to the Middle East to end this fuckery, I’ll show them a real terrorist.
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Travis hunter could put up 300 yards and 5 touchdowns in this bowl game, and I still wouldn’t respect him just because of his girl.
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Why would god do this to our women😪.
Trying to sleep but I can’t cause I’m #pissed that tampons aren’t free😡😡😡.
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Shoutout to @FreakyJohn3 for putting me on treaty oak revival. Grateful.For you and beer tonight #fucklikefrank.
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Watching this game in a bar you’ve never heard of, drinking liquors you can’t afford.
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@FreakyJohn3 you are the Chuba Hubbard fan club leader and I fw it heavy.
I think the song Juno was about Chuba Hubbard.
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Just got out of my 12 hour time out that @elonmusk put me in. I regret nothing I said. Still fuck Tony Romo.
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UGA needs to assemble a full squad of super smart, sneaky athletic, real gritty, great locker room guys, and some real route technicians, these project monkeys aren’t getting it done rn.
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“We the same shit just different toilets?”. Wtf Kodak.
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I’ll be expecting everybody to refer to me as night hawk for the foreseeable future. Thankyou,.Nighthawk.
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