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@velvetmilkman0
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How’s this for a plan? @fadule_
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@the_P_God Ppl don’t understand this but if you’re a male in your 20s and you live in a big city there’s a good chance ur pulling an attractive girl even if you’re an average guy. If you’re funny and have a sweet job then you’re probably dating way up. 90% of it is living in a big city
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CAN YOU TAKE ME HIIIIIGHEERRRRRR
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So UNC’s #2 starter went to BC High, UVA’s ace is from Woburn, Duke’s ace is from MA, FSU’s closer is from NH. What the fuck was Gambino doing for a decade???? How did Northeastern recruit better than him??
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You’re about to take Michael Barry’s final exam
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@the_P_God I don’t think they realize being detailed and thorough is very important to the job and if your networking email isn’t spot on then our first impression of you is we couldn’t trust you with a deck lol
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The shooter:
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Unbelievable. The balls on this guy he’s gotta be trolling us
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@fadule_ Fadule in hypothetical situations
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@velvetmilkman0
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Tailgating?
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@BostonCollege
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Whether you’re tailgating or standing in line at the University farmer’s market, sustainability initiatives are everywhere on the Heights.
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Bird mf ball 🤞🏻
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Once the drugs wear off Biden gonna get so off topic he’s gonna start talking bout Bill O’Brien building a monster
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Hey Lily Lang #CommitToBillOBrien
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Going out for drinks tonight in Back Bay with this girl that I DM’d Saturday night while I was blackout drunk. It can happen fellas, send you’re crush a DM.
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Patiently waiting for @fadule_ to drop The Plan so I can start drinking (I’m already 3 beers deep)
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Shea Dolce went full Air Jordan
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If Earl pulls this off I’ll do the eagles deli challenge
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Oh my fucking god
@JoeDoyleMiLB
Joe Doyle
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TRANSFER: Iona OF Josiah Ragsdale has committed to Boston College. Ragsdale currently projects a top-five round pick in the 2025 Draft at @FSS_PLUS . Slashed .385/.470/.646 this spring with 7 HR and 22 SB. The no. 16 overall non-draft eligible draft prospect. Big, big get.
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@Craigcoyke @BCwlax Hey Craig what was the final score I turned the game off once it was 6-0 surely NU didn’t blow it right?
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The one who knocks…. 🤫🤫 let’s go win a series
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@fadule_ Cheers to the sickos #ThankYouFadule
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@fadule_ The plan tweets are the unofficial start to the weekend. Can’t start boozin till fadule drops
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CAN YOU TAKE MEEEE HIGHEEEERRRR
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@BC_MHockey
BC Men's Hockey
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🚨 GOLDEN GOAL 🚨 WE’RE GOING TO SAINT PAUL‼️
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@velvetmilkman0
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Green flags in BC fans: 1. Tech Investment Banker 2. Tweets Zay Flowers GIFs to recruits 3. Loves Molly McGrath 4. Loves BoB, TI & Greg 5. Likes Earl 6. ALWAYS overreacts to a close loss to a low/mid major 7. Gets too drunk at Cityside 8. Thinks betting the U 4.5 is dumb
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@fadule_
John Fadule
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13 Green flags in women: 1. Good body. She takes care of herself. 2. Perfect teeth. 3. Loves her dad. 4. Loves her older brother(s) 5. Likes Mark Wahlberg 6. Isn't clingy/overly touchy post-sex, never uses an infantile voice 7. Clean and organized but isn't neurotic about
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Dream blunt rotation
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@fadule_ I truly cannot believe there wasn’t anything sexual about this one, really proud of your progress John!!
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7 STRAIGHT AGAINST CUSE 7 NATTYS IN A ROW 😤🥍
@BCwlax
BC Women's Lacrosse
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CHAMPIONSHIP BOUND!!!!
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Some crazy rumors flying around rn that the fellas are getting banged up at Coogan’s tonight
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@velvetmilkman0
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“Yo my friend over there thinks ur cute” My friend over there:
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The plan:
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Yeah I just confirmed it’s true with a #Birdball source. Good find Mac. Getting a commitment flip from Vandy to BC is a program changer in recruiting, what a summer for TI
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Mac Mór
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Not sure if it was ever reported anywhere (PG certainly doesn't list it) but former Vandy commit and current Westfield Starfire Julio Solier is BC-bound. Kid hammers- big pickup from Springfield Central.
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Update: He just ordered the most expensive steak at lunch and got steak sauce all over his grey Patagonia and we had to send him home
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First day for interns at work and one of the Ivy leaguers had to ask our MD how to turn his computer on
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@QuanteGillians6 9 Boston College replies to this, 1 from Cuse, 1 from Minnesota. You know where home is….
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@AllKindsWeather Florida burners when they find out BC has the same amount of wins and conference wins as them
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#Birdball 7th best recruiting ranking. Portal TI is cooking this summer 🔥
@64Analytics
64Analytics
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So similar to last year we've decided to alter the Team rankings a bit. Top 5 commits: 100% value Top 6-8 commits: 50% value Top 9-10 commits: 20% value Commits 11+: 10% value New Top 10
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@bondl3wis Bill gonna play this clip in film before the game 😂😂😂😂
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@velvetmilkman0
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@FoxSportsRadio @ColinCowherd Most overrated player in sports. Hall of famer for sure but he just doesn’t win. Great players around him, great franchise, good receivers, good o-line, good defenses but he just doesn’t win and/or win big games.ill take Brady.
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FIRE UP SOME MARVIN GAYE ON THE AUX THE FELLAS ARE FLYING BACK TO BOSTON WITH A SWEEP
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2 more #Birdball transfer commits: Matt Spada - Relief Pitcher, Junior Wesleyan University (D3) 2024- 1.01 ERA, 26.2 innings, 21K/11BB Nolan Sparks - Starting Pitcher, Grad University of Rochester (D3) 2024- 2.25 ERA, 60 Innings, 80K/19BB D3 4th team All American
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AN ALL TIME GREAT COMEBACK FOR THE LADIES AND THEYRE BRINGING HOME A CHAMPIONSHIP TO CHESTNUT HILL ITS TIME TO PARTY
@BCwlax
BC Women's Lacrosse
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NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!!!!!
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Former Wofford Catcher Gunnar Johnson is committing to BC as well. Hit .390 is 12 starts this year. Lineup pretty much set at this point
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Portal TI is absolutely cooking rn. 2 more #Birdball commits I’ve learned. JD Ogden - LHP (Columbia) 6’5 reliever had 32K in 28 innings this year. John Kwiatkowski - LHP (Manhattan College) 6’6 Junior had 33K in 40 innings this year.
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I hate to get political but BC has maybe the best WR core in the ACC after Hafley cooked in the transfer portal 🧵 ⬇️ ‘23 ACC WR EPA per pass play leaders (w/ transfers Bradley & McGowan + Baker/Polk for Pats fans) -Bond 3rd in ACC -Bradley 11th in Big12 -McGowan💨 -Skeete 📈
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@velvetmilkman0
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I’m not here to argue, but is it just me or is the Barstool BC account kinda whack? I get it they fish for engagement as part of being a barstool viceroy but seems like they just post bad takes and are cringey sometimes. Seems childish/not the best representation of BC Twitter
@BarstoolBC
Barstool BC
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“Big East is a basketball conference” they said. “ACC basketball sucks” they said. “BC is gonna regret leaving the Big East” they said. 5 bids for the ACC 3 bids for the Big East Keep dreaming that the Big East is a power conference
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We should do a 32 man sickos online dynasty (we can do cross platform). Would ppl be down for that?
@UnnecRoughness
Unnecessary Roughness
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College Football 25 will have a max of 32 people in an online dynasty Text your friends and claim your team asap
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With ncaa25 dropping tomorrow here’s the 24 sickos we got rn for the online dynasty. If you have Xbox and wanna join we still have a few spots left. I’ll start a group chat in the DMs soon and we can get the league started later this week/weekend
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The funny thing about admin wanting the Ivy League model that includes low emphasis on athletics in order to maintain the elite academic status is BC’s ranking seems to slip every year anyway. Weak athletic program AND no top 35 academic ranking. Keep up the good work Fr Leahy!
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So fucking happy for Cam. Super cool dude with huge upside, he’s gonna crush it
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On a date with a German Au Pair tonight at Barcelona wine bar. Consider Velvet on a bit of a hot streak
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@velvetmilkman0
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Portal TI is absolutely cooking rn. 2 more #Birdball commits I’ve learned. JD Ogden - LHP (Columbia) 6’5 reliever had 32K in 28 innings this year. John Kwiatkowski - LHP (Manhattan College) 6’6 Junior had 33K in 40 innings this year.
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Another one for #Birdball Jack Toomey (Holy Cross) just committed. Junior Right Fielder hit 9 homers this season
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@Coach_JDiBiaso Velvet Millman Csom ‘23 3.5 GPA 5.2 40 yd dash 185 bench 5’8 160 RB/WR Shoot me a dm coach! #committobillobrien
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John Fadule thinking about how he took one big hit against Virginia Tech in 2015 and a decade later it’s led him to tweet about having sex with imaginary girls in Ancient Rome
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Another one for #Birdball Jack Toomey (Holy Cross) just committed. Junior Right Fielder hit 9 homers this season
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2 more #Birdball transfer commits: Matt Spada - Relief Pitcher, Junior Wesleyan University (D3) 2024- 1.01 ERA, 26.2 innings, 21K/11BB Nolan Sparks - Starting Pitcher, Grad University of Rochester (D3) 2024- 2.25 ERA, 60 Innings, 80K/19BB D3 4th team All American
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@Craigcoyke @BCwlax @erin_coykendall come get ur dad he’s being weird on the app again
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Hey mr. Kappa Sigma Chapter advisor Brandon guess what? LSU’s academic ranking is 41 points higher than his .348 batting average!
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@MoralesTalks
Brandon Morales
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@velvetmilkman0 @KendallRogers @WoffordBaseball @PortalGamesBase Does Boston College even have a baseball team😂😂😂
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Over the past 2 seasons @cameron_leary_ hit tying or go-ahead home runs in the 8th inning or later a whopping 6 times (Tennessee, UNC x2, FSU, Wake, Clemson) “Late Game Leary”™️ owned the big dogs
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In shambles this morning. Hungover as shit, haven’t eaten since Saturday, no coffee, my phones about to die, and I have an in person suit & tie meeting at 9.
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Lily Lang daughter or John Fadule son?
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We were all pissed when Hafley spurned us, but now we are in an infinitely better situation. Why can’t we fire Earl today? Can we even get any lower than we are now? Imo we are just delaying the obvious…
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Looks good to me!
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@On3sports
On3
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NEWS: The NCAA has approved a policy change to allow schools to place corporate logos in the middle of their football fields👀
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So to recap; our hockey team is the favorite to win the natty, our baseball team is scorching hot, our basketball team just won 20 games, our wlax team is nasty, and our football team just hired Bill O’Brien. Yeah no wonder the haters are furious. We’re up ASTRONOMICALLY 🦅
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Accurate? @beaconstball
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Season ain’t over. BIIIRRRDDD MYYYYY BBAAAALLLLLLLLLL
@BCBirdBall
Boston College Baseball
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FENWAY DUB. FOR PETE ❤️3️⃣
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@beaconstball @JackPSeiberlich Our problem with you is you belittle the smaller accounts. You brand yourself to be an insider but you just missed on your biggest scoop in a while. We know it’s not your fault, but your reaction is pathetic. You don’t get immunity from wrong tweets in the scoop game
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@BigTastyInc 99 overall
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#Birdball off-season outlook for those that are interested 🧵🧵 - West & Leary will turn pro - Mudd & Joey Ryan will prob get drafted too, but I’d assume it’s not high enough for them to leave - TI has a good HS class coming in, but we still have tons of needs in the portal
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Payton Pritchard x Father Stretch My Hands
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My hottest but most correct take is that if you live in a city you should never ever be going to chipotle. There’s so many good mom & pops Mexican places that are way better & cheaper. We give my buddy so much shit because he exclusively goes to chip since it’s “consistent”
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@RedditCFB We literally have a guy that had a tweet go mega viral for tweeting his step by step plan for banging his bully’s sister at a house party in Nantucket
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Since the discourse today is all about ncaa25 & the horrible giants uniforms can we just talk about how gorgeous these mid 2000s BC unis were… love the font & the Eagle logo on the side is perfect. We gotta bring these back w a very slight modern upgrade
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Kayla Martello in the locker room at halftime
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This guy made TJ powers “commitment” all about him and now he can’t handle the smoke that’s coming his way. Angry old man thinks he’s the only person that went to BC
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@KendallRogers @WoffordBaseball @PortalGamesBase There’s never been someone more ready to come to Chestnut Hill
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Sorry to get political on everyone but you can’t be tweeting in all caps about dancing on graves and how you’re breaking scoops on bc ball then have a meltdown when you get called out for being wrong
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Holy War
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@PFF_College 2 headed monster loading 🔋🦅
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@JonRothstein Joe you must feel like you’re in a foreign country going from Chestnut Hill to Allston
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@WillManidis Every single son of a rich/powerful family starts their career doing investment banking at morgan stanley. Literally every time
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@the_P_God Girls just want a funny normal guy that has a stable job and an apartment
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First day for interns at work and one of the Ivy leaguers had to ask our MD how to turn his computer on
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@SportsTalkSTL It was a big win considering it was with our backup QB.. but hey at least Mizzou is a powerhouse football program!
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“Hey Twitter world it’s OJ Celebrini”
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@TheRealOJ32
O.J. Simpson
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Happy Halloween from O.J. Mahomes!!!
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En route to the CWS finals that year Texas played the longest game in college baseball history (25 innings in the regional). They won that game 3-2. Their opponent… Boston College
@CondonBeingReal
richard condon
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15 Years Ago Today June 24th. 2009 The Tigers Beat Texas 11-4 in Game 3 of The CWS Championship Series. Jared Mitchell and Chad Jones became the first 2 student athletes to win a BCS National Title and a College World Series Title...
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You guys mind if I have a good day?
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This level of pettiness is how I know Cutter Gauthier is really fucking good
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Only fun part of the Phillies game
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Oluwajomiloju
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No because Kendrick just went on a 25-0 run and not a single timeout was called by Drake 😭
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@the_P_God If she goes out and doesn’t drunk text you it’s over
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A dad of one of the Northwestern players is having a meltdown but at least he’s a good guy!
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Some crazy rumors flying around rn that the fellas are getting banged up at Coogan’s tonight
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