Overstated Assets Guy
@assetsguycap
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M&A • Voted most likely to commit tax fraud (2x) • Pretend know it all • Bender connoisseur • F1 aficionado
Chicago, IL
Joined October 2024
RT @Geiger_Capital: Drake watching Kendrick put on one of the worst Super Bowl halftime shows in history
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God if you’re real please make sure the Chiefs lose
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RT @litcapital: Every PE partner who just got back from Saudi Arabia after securing a $5 billion+ commitment for their latest buyout fund:
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I would do this from time to time until I actually ended a relationship because of it
Swiping up on a girl’s story with her and her boyfriend replying with “us”
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Sometimes life is going so well that I start to wonder if I died and this is just the afterlife I always wanted
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RT @eade_bengard: “If he wanted to he would” ma’am he is having the most stressful day of his life at work
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RT @jordihays: Karl Marx failed to considered that making money with your boys is the most fun activity on earth
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RT @jardinsecret888: Oh no. The government now knows my government-issued ID number. I’m so scared.
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Girl taking our company headshots keeps playing eye tag with me. Might have to break some company policies
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