Hit hammer curls next to this chick now she’s posting about me on tik tok #obsessed

@BRANDONWARDELL Would maybe bring a bit of a frown to my face momentarily

RT @BlueCollarHank: I’d be the guy behind them on his phone

@coldcallsniper Had to fact check this, confirmed beer is good. Not sure why I doubted you sarge

RT @MattTalkToEm: Im not even within 1000 miles of them and im on the weather app. This is crazy

@red2014fordedge 🪵

@al_niggemeyer He doesn’t have that X factor I have (alcoholism)

RT @AddictKE_: we never discuss the emotional labor of guys holding back great jokes and comebacks to not make their girl cry

@LeoKavIV That would be a sit and relax shower often paired with a brew, as opposed to the sit and ponder shower which is always hand in hand with Mary Jane. I partake in and enjoy both

@GhostofColReb02 🪵

2025 is the new 1774, year of the white boy

Piss in my mouth

@generalsteez69 He’s drunker than his dad

@generalsteez69 This tweet inspired me to watch the movie, thanks.

RT @generalsteez69: It’s a fucking crime that they are making a live action How To Train Your Dragon. That movie series is a work of art an…

RT @AChillGhost: @krles_krles I think British people all talk normal when we’re not around

Drake gotta go meat for meat w Kendrick now, only way he can come back from this

RT @showmeaband:

RT @red2014fordedge: Just found this pic in my camera roll. My boys played Tetris on me when I blacked out. #notcoolguys

@eileenul1ck Please ruin my life