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@oldanselmo

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lead guitarist for Abandoned Sandwich

Grangemouth, Scotland
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9 months
@GreggAWallace Nice one Greg. How was the Harvester salad bar today? Hope you got your 3 hours in on Mario Kart
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@rebekkarnold @NAD_Slack7 Wrong, he's spot on.
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@mirondie "Any dog could be a killer"
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@olliejustmoans @MattCattee1990 Thick as a boxing day turd you pal 😂
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@swfcjackk I feel Brazilian but they've never called me up
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@Outoftweet123 @rollo75 I find it ironic that so many Capitalists
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@BrewDogJames Nothing says Punk quite like shafting your employees while shagging a Tory.
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@itaintwhywhywhy They owe Andrew Wetherall everything
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1 year
#RecoveryPosse Tips on breaking alcohol cravings? Cold water? Exercise? Meditation?
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@sean7232 @GaryLineker @realmadriden pipe down you bald prick. go fondle some bullets you weapons hardon
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@TonyCampari @bigmanbob10 @CBobblers1878 Thanks Tony Yours sincerely Dave
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@Mendelpol @wyleu And you say *we* are the cranks? What a clown.
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9 months
@HITCSevens Mexican ~ must be good. This is the galaxy brain that brought Ali Dia to Southampton
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@Joey7Barton RIP Anthony Walker, brutally murdered in an unprovoked, racist attack
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1 year
@riprap1 @NickBeggs The ground floor. The others were too high, high, hush hush, eye to eye
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10 months
@modforit8 @TonyCampari @bigmanbob10 @CBobblers1878 2nd January 2024 23 North Street Redditch Dear Taff, (cc. @TonyCampari ) RE: THANKS Just a quick note to say thanks for passing on your thanks. With warmest regards Dave
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7 months
@Beesotted The Thomas Radzinski who scored 11 goals in 103 Fulham appearances?
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1 year
@fenlandgent I'm sorry Ian i don't like it. All the best Mark
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1 year
@JuanBellissimo @Jonathon_Shafi You seriously think they're there to pay respects? They want a ruck. They're just common thugs
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6 months
@NFFC_EPL MEEP MEEP!
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@ToriSIles @JohnSimpsonNews If you eat beef, you're contributing to cruelty to animals. Happy to clarify.
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4 months
@ToriSIles @JohnSimpsonNews Which bit is warped? Factory farming is evil. You choose to ignore it and continue to eat meat. That's your call, but you don't get to have your cake and eat it in crying crocodile tears for an abused cow.
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1 year
@sturdyAlex @SophyRidgeSky A very poor and disappointing take
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11 months
@antanddec @JLSOfficial You're facist appeasers, Geordie geezers, How much do your morals cossssstt!!!!! 🎵🎶
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@RobertJenrick Absolute cunt
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1 year
@THEROSSHARKNESS Fuck 0ff eh pal?
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@callum_thomas8 @BrentfordFC He owes us. Then he can sod off in the summer to somewhere more in keeping with his ego.
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@jimmywhite147 Keep your hair on Wiggy!
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6 months
@sbro161 Do you think this might be a little OTT? The man was wrongfully dismissed and by all accounts went through hell. Save your ire for the driver.
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5 months
@CarlosNFFC This post neatly encapsulates the reason so many have come to loathe Notts Forest
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10 months
@ShaunSmiths @S64Robert Shaun the Sheep thinks everyone from the countryside thinks alike ~ don't worry, we're not all morally depraved sadists 💀
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1 year
@BrianPatriots Speak are language
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1 year
@MikeyCycling You really are a gift to the motoring lobby. As a passionate cyclist, I want to disassociate entirely from your self aggrandising antics. You stoke division.
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11 months
@ITV I'm Oswald Moseley, Get me out of here
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@ArchieeeeB @DavidD12427438 @Obsayxx Do you not have bookshops and the Internet in rural England yet? Or access to education?
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@Its_ereko @UpshotTowers So much 'fun' acting like a child and spunking your career up the wall
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@jimmywhite147 Good one wiggy!
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7 months
@Studge18_ @koomzynufc @MatthewDix151 We're not owned by a country who chop peoples heads off with swords 👍
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@SteveDuffy99 Found it a bit odd that Syd Barrett wasn't mentioned ~ well known that PF continued to support him even though he played on 2 albums only. Not saying this is directly comparable with Martin's case but his treatment seems appalling
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1 year
@jimmywhite147 @Dafabet @afcbournemouth Cheers Wiggy! The syrup is well on point in this pic 🙂
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1 year
@estellecostanza Agreed, but my opinion is coloured by the fact Primal Scream were utter, cringeworthy gash who lived off the only decent album they ever did - and even that seems to have been down to Andy Weatherall
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@Real_hotguts @carlgardner @dougbamford @IanDunt On balance, I'd be happy to cling to those beloved, mysterious rocks while the world burned around me. Just room for me and Carl though
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@CAupdates Nah get fucked
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@nickandrews11 @ceefaux The Camborne Identity
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@ShamaTatler You stole victory from Faiza Shaheen. I hope obscurity awaits you.
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@ActualNames1 1837 -2008, that's a great innings
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@AndyPlumb4 @superhammersi Brown paedophiles = scum White paedophiles = silence
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@JohnJCrace Give him a break, he only did it twice! And it was for essentials like Champagne.
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@stanleygunn123 Not even close
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@_Daryl_01 @edward_w97 He runs a mail order Ant Farm business from his villa in Slovenia
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@Paul1Singh @mexicola25 How convenient Paul.
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@memorialdevice Maurice Deebank
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@Ye_Olde_Holborn @matthewsyed The Taxpayers! Won't someone please think of The Taxpayers! Will their potholes forever remain unfilled? 😩
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@MartinDaubney @Sargon_of_Akkad Fast happening, terror man, the police have escaped!
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@jimmywhite147 @eurosport Nice one wiggy! Keep your hair on :)
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@Phil_Lloyd_2 @PollyOartist @Dunkirk_1940 Fuck me, what an absolute cunt. Unbelievable these tiny minded arseholes walk among us.
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@5tu_nffc To be taken seriously as a journalist, you need this thing called 'integrity' ~ a concept lost on Forest and many of its fans.
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@jaco_wacko Big fat sweaty ballsacks
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@handyman_neil @fightthesystem2 @beverleyturner @SadiqKhan God forbid that the people who choose to live there actually get to vote for their own mayor!
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@JOEWILLS13 @WSM_AFCOfficial Grow up Joe...you were in the Championship 10 years ago now you're sixth tier. I'd stop crowing if I were you.
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@steamedhamms Thicker than a boxing day turd
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@jimmywhite147 Nice one Wiggy!
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@i_am_mill_i_am INCANDESCENT WITH RAGE
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@MikeyCycling Drunk on your own celebrity. I'm rabidly pro cyclist and have raced at both elite and cat 1 level. I still do over 200 miles a week in my forties. I have 5 road bikes, a gravel and a fixie. But hey, you got me I guess.
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@1GarethWynJones @GeorgeMonbiot What on earth are you talking about? He debated your guy who was frankly embarrassing. Now he won't give up his time and money to debate a mystery man who you refuse to name?
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@RobinAspholm @OfficialVizeh The French are the rudest people who walk the earth.
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@DPJHodges @neexhclab Thanks for clarifying, Dan. Can you please let us know when we can start again?
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