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@PeteMcKee
I used to work in Our Price in Harlow in the early 80s, and every single Saturday without fail, the Shaking Stevens albums would be moved from the 'Pop' section to the 'Rock & Roll' section
Never caught whoever did it, but had to admire their determination that Shaky wasn't Pop..
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Three & half years, a lumpectomy, a super intensive & gruelling radiology course due to Covid and 6 bone infusions later, my amazing wife has finally rung that fucking cancer bell.
Finished & done today.
In absolute awe at her and the NHS.
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My wife had cancer 3 years ago and this 'lesser mortals' viewpoint has made me more angry than just about anything I can think of.
How fucking DARE you Allison...how fucking dare you.
✍️ 'When lesser mortals would have stayed at home, Catherine proved that the show goes on' | Writes
@AllisonPearson
Read the comment in full here ⬇️
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BREAKING NEWS+BREAKING NEWS
I was allowed by the wife to hold my passport all the way through the airport and on to the plane like a big boy😀✊️
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FFS
"I thought she was dead" is really quite the defence angle isn't it?
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Perfection...
I have been moving, and I found my old Far Side books underneath the bed. If you are my age or thereabouts, nearly 25% are instantly memorable, nay legendary. It's the greatest single-panel strip of all time. But I think this might be the best of all, and if I'm wrong prove it.
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OK, the Brutalist nativity set is up and running here👌👍
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Because, unlike you, my daughter isn't a hateful bigot and a c*nt..
Happy to clear this up for you
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Local shop have 3 tins of Lyles black treacle reduced to 60p as they are past the sell by date and I'm pretty fucking certain that black treacle found in the pyramids would still be fine today
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Name me an artist who never put a single foot wrong, musically, ethically, emotionally, stylistically, or politically.
Because you know, apart from Terry Hall, I'm not sure there is one?
#TerryHall
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I'm not a massive Smiths fan, but 'punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate" takes some beating.
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4 years to the day since I had a wee unexpected bonus find in the pocket of a suit I bought from an online auction house...
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WOW...just WOW😬🤯
1 bedroom terraced house for sale in Mortimer Row, Horbury, Wakefield, WF4
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The only reply you ever need...
🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage says the UK needs leave the ECHR to deal with illegal immigration
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Allison Pearson is a bootlicking fawning ghoul & a cunt.
There, I've said it.
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'You boy!.. are there any women within 300m of me?"
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Just did a massive 'chin-stroke/chinny-reckon/Jimmy-Hill' to a work colleague who was obviously trying to blag his way out of a situation.
He's about 35, had no idea what I was doing and now clearly thinks I've gone absolutely mental.
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A mate of mine is watching the entire
#thesopranos
series for the first time and I'm fucking jealous because any day soon he's going to get to the Pine Barrens episode and realise it's the best episode of any series ever.
#sopranos
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"A second class return to Dottingham please"
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Well meaning daughter has bought me & the wife tickets for Jools Holland Rhythm & Blues Orchestra @ The Albert Hall 🤦🏻♂️
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Some more info on her as this has blown up a bit..
1) Spent 3 months in Bangladesh promoting women's rights
2) Did 3 trips over to Calais when 'the jungle' was at its absolute worst
3) Works for a modern slavery charity
4) Fearless
5) Fantastic
6) Feminist
7) Gooner 👊❤️🙏
Because, unlike you, my daughter isn't a hateful bigot and a c*nt..
Happy to clear this up for you
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in 1966, my mum entered a competition to come up with a slogan for a product by tinned food company..
She won and received a portable heater(!!) as 1st prize.
Her entry?
"Beans Means Heinz"
(The ad agency changed it all Z's later on)
What's something in the world you know you're directly responsible for but if you were to claim credit you'd sound crazy?
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No one has ever successfully captured the experience of being off your face in a club better than this videos and I'll die on this hill if anyone fancies arguing.
Shaun's grin at 15seconds😍😍
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*Starts to watch Trump Show - Downfall*
30 seconds in Farage fucking turns up as talking head
*switches over*
#TheTrumpShow
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Naga is trending, which can only mean one thing....she's tying some Tory fucknut in knots on BBC Breakfast
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Wife has just text me from Tescos asking if 8 cans of cider is enough for me & my mate at Sign Of The Times festival this weekend.
8 cans
Between 2
EIGHT CANS LADS
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I had a stall at a record fair once and the c*nt on the table opposite played this shite all day long.
Genuinely one of the worst six hours of my life.
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Absolutely incredible that we all used to book a two week holiday in a European hotel purely & solely based on an A6 sized summary with just tiny photos in the Thompson 84 holiday brochure...
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Slept in my Primal Screan t-shirt and woke up and sacked the keyboard player & threatened the backing singer with legal action
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@RNLI
@OK16096635
I got shouted at in a supermarket yesterday for wearing one of your RNLI masks
Will it stop me wearing it? - No
Will it make me donate some more? - Yes
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Yeah, he sacked the keyboard player, threatened the backing singer with legal action, tried to get the pub opposite his house shut down for being too noisy and then still claimed he's a socialist!
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Woken up this morning to a billion notifications with nothing but love & respect regarding last night's post & the RNLI..
Twitter can often be a cesspit, but it's given me & the wife a warm glow today .
Thank you all.
🙏🙏❤️��️👏👏
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Well, 3 years ago today the wife came home from a routine breast scan, walked through the door & broke down in tears.
Life, plans, future, everything changed from that minute onwards.
But thanks to the amazing mind-boggling great NHS she remains cancer free for a 2nd year❤️🙏
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Just hit the jackpot in LIDL lads..
Pasteis de nata tarts fresh from the oven being loaded on the shelves when I walked past👌🙏
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@Blondie3624360
Normally, I'd say no, but as your timeline shows you're actually a pro-Brexit, Pro-Trump, anti-asylum seeker, anti-vaxxer type, I'd say go for it, the more the merrier
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Jus think, there's a whole generation out there that have no idea what "A PORKY PRIME CUT" means, or where you'd see it.
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I saw Nun's Piss, Marzipan Dildo AND Shitler all on the same bill, supporting Ozric Tentacles at Brixton Academy in 1993
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Nicola Sturgeon urged to apologise after leaked WhatsApp messages describing Matt Hancock as “Weaker than a nuns piss,” Liz Truss as “About as much use as a marzipan dildo,” and referring to Suella Braverman as “Shitler.”
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My uncle played bass on this 👇👇
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@SportCoachingDS
@LewisHamilton
Here's a thought for you...perhaps, just possibly, she IS the best person for the job?
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One of the biggest problems the producers will have with this is finding an actor with the natural talent & ability to portray Alex James as the massive massive cunt he is.
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I see the government is desperately trying to claw back £250m from accidental overpayments made via the unpaid careers allowance ..
Meanwhile 👇👇
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Tomorrow morning, I'm down the lifeboat station in Robin Hoods Bay and dumping £100 in their charity box, so FUCK YOU you awful,hideous soulless man..
The RNLI is a charity. The public donates to it so that it can help with accidents at sea. The public does not donate so that it can rescue those who deliberately put themselves at risk in unseaworthy vessels. This madness has gone on for far too long.
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Had to wait ages, but finally I caught the Aurora Borealis from my garden last night👍
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@majellamaher2
@piersmorgan
"Surrender if innocent"???
He was jogging in a park and got attacked by two Good Old Boys Racists, not a tactical SWAT Team...
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Training all completed and now an official lifeboat crew member 👍🙏
Immensely proud of her❤️✊️
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"A Porky Prime Cut"
Now there's a phrase that only us oldie music obsessives will remember and understand, eh?
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The incredible thing about The KLF was that although everything was tinged with madness, everything was just so fucking brilliant.
Everything.
Never put a foot wrong.
#klf
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@AdamHearn14
@DAPowell1
I sell vintage clothing on eBay.
My sales to the EU are down by 95% since January 1st, because of extra import/courier/VAT charges.
Thanks a lot Brexiters.
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So my postie finally retired today after 53yrs in Royal Mail..he's seen my kids grow up (knows their names) and watched me move house 4 times.
Have a guess what Royal Mail got him for his retirement present...
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TEST..
Can anyone see this post?
Just like it or reply 🙏
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We are actually celebrating something today..2 years cancer free for my amazing, beautiful wife🙏😍
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Finally, I'm sat on a high speed train, Europe flashing by, staring out of the window with Sons & Fascination/ Sister Feelings Call on the headphones.
Something I've wanted to do for 40 odd years.
The perfect travelogue album, bar none.
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A Tory politician, or Cunt as I prefer to call them...
Victoria Atkins: "Junior Doctors or Doctors in training as I prefer to call them"
#Insulting
#BBCBreakfast
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Stuck in this on M25...Happy to sit here and still live in a country where people can actually protest 🙏
#m25
#a10
#stopoil
#JustStopOil
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@Jenny_1884
Here's a pic of my daughter...she would go out and save everyone & anyone, without judgement.
Even you.
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He's that bore in the pub who never comes in for a drink, but for 'a small libation'. He can't go three sentences without mentioning the army. The bar staff argue among themselves in whispers about who has to serve him.
#markfrancois
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Not wishing to bang my drum, but I should be prime Tory fodder..50+, white, home owner, fairly comfortable financially and, dare I say a bit middle class I suppose, but I have NEVER been more left wing in all my life..despise them all with every fucking fibre in my body
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Yeah yeah yeah, it may well be Keith Richards' 80th birthday, but my Dad's 90 today👇🙏👊
(Photo taken a few months ago in his back garden)
Happy Birthday old boy❤️
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I'm becoming more & more convinced that this is the greatest lp of the 80s.
Still futuristic, still very European, still mind-blowing.
Hillage did such an incredible job with production 👏
Astonishing.
#sonsandfascination
#sisterfeelingscall
#simpleminds
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Just had to intervene in a bit of corridor beef between two Y11 girls, one of whom was called Renae
"JUST WALK AWAY RENAE" I said before bursting out laughing.
No other fucker understood why I was laughing so much🤦♂️😀
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A quiet solo pint in a decent pub is a thing of beauty and a joy forever 👌
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@originaltweritt
@tom_murray456
@WavandaV
@DaveAtherton20
@metpoliceuk
RIP Tom Murray
Date of Death: 11.41pm 2022
Cause of Death: Theresalwaysatweetitus
Signed: Twitter Management
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@Allthingslib
@PeteMcKee
I used to work in Our Price in Harlow in the early 80s, and every single Saturday without fail, the Shaking Stevens albums would be moved from the 'Pop' section to the 'Rock & Roll' section
Never caught whoever did it, but had to admire their determination that Shaky wasn't Pop..
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Fuck. This. Shit.
Glastonbury is many many things to many people, but doing a fucking park run certainly isn't any of them.
Shoutout to all the runners this morning 👏 🏃♀️🏃🏃♂️
For those who prefer a more sedate pace, to start the day, feel free to stop and say hello to our early tour who are out on patrol 👋🏻
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@beaglebugle
BOOM!
Not even a letter, a phone call or a brief face to face chat from management.
Appalling.
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"I can't believe it's virtually impossible to sell my UK eels to the EU, shouts man who voted for the Lets Make It Virtually Impossible To Sell UK Eels To The EU party"
Stupid old bastards like this have ruined their businesses and screwed up an entire country for young workers. No sympathy whatsoever for him.
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My wife (right) and mate's wife (left) have both survived breast cancer recently because of our incredible, amazing NHS 👏 ❤️
So good for all us to be able to see Pulp yesterday 🙌
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That whole Lloyd Evans Spectator article in its entire grubby grimness for you
#lloydevans
#thespectator
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@sammwittings
@GMB
Posting this pic with absolutely no context, especially not the title of the book that Gove is holding, which in no way could relate to their private relationship...so I'm told by an insider at the HoC..😉
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Right, I'm off to The Tuck Shop, Bell St, Sawbridgeworth in 1973
How wants what?
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howling here
hi all I’m a medium, so was my grandma and so is my mum.
we have reason to beleive jay slater is in scotland pls can someone look into this
Thank
#jayslater
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FFS..RIP Iggy is trending, and some absolute whoppers are worried it might be Iggy Azalea, and not the absolute god that is Iggy Pop
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I think the time has come to own up to something I've kept to myself all these years:-
I really can't stand 808State's Pacific State and that fucking god-awful weedy clarinet has no business being anywhere near any dance track.
And breath.....
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@ghosteggs
Lord knows I'm no Russ In Cheshire fan, but I have heard many many horror stories about dealing Peter Kay, and how objectionable he is in real life..
For example
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@BranMacMuffin
@whotheFisfran
Shall we move the 25 year old car, bins and bags of sand first?
Nah, just take the picture
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