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@astralfvck
One time a woman told me she “gave her husband a bj in the hospital bathroom” hours after giving birth like I think I actually hate men???
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@realgirl_fieri
Standing up to women like that is my favorite hobby. Some lady said something about my toddler needing a hat (he wouldn’t wear one and had sunscreen on his head). I followed her and told her to apologize because you don’t speak to people like that and she should be embarrassed!
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@KillerMartinis
My 13 year old cousin overheard a convo where I mentioned furries and she was like “how do you know what that is!?” Oh child 😭 (I’m 31)
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@EruditeElf
I always have a story for this topic!
@astralfvck
One time a woman told me she “gave her husband a bj in the hospital bathroom” hours after giving birth like I think I actually hate men???
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@sewistwrites
Omg my 5 year old got one that said “your wish will be granted after a long delay” and he said he wished he didn’t have to go to school. Well buddy, after a long delay, when you’re a grown up, your wish will be granted!
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@DMan_DC2020
@itkeekz
They locked me out of my email on my last day before 5 pm but didn’t turn off calls being forwarded to me. I turned my phone off. Hope they figured it out.
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@_AuraAqua
These replies really ain’t it. He’s talking about your partner being TIRED and burnt out for a short period of time . Not distant and emotionally abusive for years lol
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@GrandsRenee
@shaTIRED
I let it take me today and haven’t stopped crying. Not sure if this is better than just being numb.
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@MegStEsprit
The pressure of these important decisions is why they make 2-3x our salary! It’s a difficult job!!
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@IBananaShake
@kylecoolky
@InternetH0F
Some people care about how they appear in public. 4 minutes isn’t even long enough to wash your face and hands and brush your teeth 🤔
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@renissance_1
@minjinlee11
I cried until my head was pounding, called my mom and cried some more.
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@kebert2thumbsup
@ohkafuimykafui
@bloodberry_tart
This was SUCH a hard lesson for me to learn. I was coming across so wrong to people 😭
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@JustinVilla400
@chandlerjdean
You mean you’re not supposed to toss the bad ones and keep the rest?
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@clhubes
The worst for me is the kid we don’t know tattling on every little thing my kid is doing “your baby is climbing the stairs” yes dear one I am right here and the “baby” is 3 years old I promise it’s ok
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@taylorsschumann
As a teacher I regret to inform you we are also given 2 days notice on these things. I’ve often questioned why there is not a yearly calendar reminder for the office. Things are always thrown together last minute like it’s the schools first year in operation. Anyway, we’re sorry
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@Zuttizutto
Calling it an occupation that has been enabled by western governments is not neutral.
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@synthscenetv
@hankgreen
Legality=/=morality and I’m happy to provide a multitude of examples
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@msimmons444
@LolOverruled
Well that was a sobering read as I sit in line for a covid test sipping Starbucks
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@GenericTwoShoes
@asv141
@WijGio
And I don’t wanna listen to a grown man yell. One of those two people has control over themselves and tools to communicate and process emotions and the other is A BABY
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@KylePlantEmoji
@ChicksRule
It’s about making associations and mimicking sounds which tie into early literacy
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@CandaceAmos
Koolsmiles was sued for doing unnecessary work on KIDS just so they could bill Medicaid. When my kid was 3 they tried to get me with that but I took her elsewhere. I’ll never look at dentist the same
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@All_n_1_profile
@Angelicali0
Please change your withholding not sure if anyone has suggested this already
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@lynnntropy
@SinekhayaNazo
I was thinking the same thing. A little communication and understanding would go a long way.
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@wonderlandmom
@kyliejustine
This is one of those times where you’re the adult and you need to develop a coping strategy so you don’t harm your kid by crushing their spirit.
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@WreckaCenter
Let her cook lol a lot of kids are unmotivated, don’t see the point of all these assessments, and don’t want to do them. I have several kids who will just go through and click random answers. We are over assessing in education and it leads to student apathy.
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@ItsRokan
@Struggle_Tweet
I think they just *notice* they stink when they shower more often bc of the contrast
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@zjyezaire
@TheHoneyMa
You are literally wrong. You’re putting your grown man hands on n innocent child and you should be ashamed.
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@alpharivelino
A girl in checkered vans shattered this mans heart in 7th grade and he’s never been the same 🎻
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@chadfem_
I guarantee the dudes cheering her on have no idea when a woman is wearing makeup or not, and every woman they’ve ever found attractive was wearing makeup at the time.
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@aubreyhirsch
@james_98188
Those jumpers with pockets that you can turn into a flying squirrel with
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@ericfromchinanz
@mixmaxthoco
@fuckyouiquit
No get wrecked if you can’t pay livable wages you need to scale back your business
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@sunlitwalls
He must be waiting to drop that album at the height of seasonal depression. Coolcoolcool..
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@MzTeel
@geesweetyeeks
My daughter is 14 and I have it drilled into her that any older guy pursuing her is a creep and a loser. She knows all their lines “you’re mature for your age” “you’re not like other girls your age” etc etc.
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@lord_lila
@bigsnugga
@PicassoSensei
Same, I was 10 or 11. Adults were celebrating dropping bombs in the Middle East and all I could think about was the children being killed. It was bizarre to hear adults defending our military actions then.
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@SilmarilCreator
@MzTeel
@geesweetyeeks
Absolutely the fuck not. Hell no not in any universe ever. A 32 year old grown ass man who can’t find a woman closer to his own age is a huge red flag. A grown man pursuing a teenager is disgusting and wrong no matter how you frame it. Y’all are sick. Sick.
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@Iamjaniyaac
@destennyyyy
@itszaeok
“Rude” is subjective. They’re aggressively minding their business. If something “rude” is said or done to you, it’s not personal like at all
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@emilykmay
I constantly purge and we still have so much 😭 it’s mostly kid’s clothes- we have 3 growing boys and 4 seasons (sometimes in the same day). It’s a struggle but now I don’t feel so bad
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It’s ok to change recipes. Even family recipes. Even traditional recipes. Even authentic recipes. Eat your food how you want to eat it.
Quote tweet this with your most controversial food opinion, I want to feel hate again
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@Chelsea_Stickle
We had to turn the heat on last night and I thought “hm I wonder if the baby’s thick sleep sack still fits”. Opened my phone minutes later to an ad for them.
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@designmom
Which is just unreal because any reasonable parent would be so incredibly distraught
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“Why is my kid so impulsive and reactive!?” -a parent who is impulsive and reactive
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@Jazzyj29215057
@indigoshan1
@Jo2timess
@mikomunroe_
Let them. Your man isn’t your man if he’s gonna be unfaithful over an instagram follow or dm
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@clhubes
That happened to me with the dentist!! They were furious and kept insisting they could still see me. I don’t want to be seen when I’m sick!?!?
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@JoviBeauty
@arieella_
Yup. Saw some similar shit posted in my neighborhood and it was just a man delivering phone books.
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@mike___diamond
I’ve been trying to tell people he’s a whole prophet. Wasteland baby was…timely.
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@HuckabeeSoul
@milkshakes4lyfe
@dallasnews
According to one students account the window on the door was shot out. They could have reached inside perhaps to unlock it? Or used one of multiple tools at their disposal to force it open.
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@emilykmay
The ones taking shoes and socks off baby feet creep me out too. Like the parents have to know what kinds of people are watching that… they have to know
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@ModestTeacher
What a weird directive. People should go by whatever they’re comfortable with. I told my students they can call me Ms. Firstname when they can pronounce it correctly
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@lawlorlara
@boyharsherlvr
I have a bonded pair and I can confirm they just hang out with each other all day
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@TheNikkiRosa
Sickeningly beautiful, the phone camera doesn’t come close to doing it justice but there’s still a lot of hateful people here unfortunately 😔
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@GovofCO
Idk but y’all do not pronounce them correctly nor the towns with Spanish names and it’s so irritating
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@FintwitFellas
@WookieeIndex
I’m the opposite. I buy Kerrygold but I’m not paying $7 for something I can make better at home
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@VtuberRoseWitch
@vlntnegrl
Omg I got my airplane moved down in kinder bc this mean boy kept saying he was gonna put his hat on my head & was terrified of LICE and I told him to stop so I got in trouble for talking!! That mf bullied me all the way into 8th grade fuck you Justin! I was so upset over that!!
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@designmom
I’ve been thinking about the root causes of crime & how they need to be addressed for years. I’ll admit it didn’t immediately occur to me the connection between how we fund police and how programs to help those in need don’t get funded. But it’s super clear now
#AbolishThePolice
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