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@geesweetyeeks
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married to my bald king. i be cookin’. on this app to laugh & bs *opinions are my own & has nothing to do with my employer*
Joined September 2018
BRO. my child’s been telling people at her school she’s Republican because I’m Republican?????? NO BABY. mami’s from la República Dominicana 🇩🇴 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Jesus 😩😩not the same thing😩😩😩😩.
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been searching for my 4 year old’s dog who is lost somewhere in this house. her… imaginary dog. we still haven’t found him. she’s crying.
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If my 18yr old daughter came home with a 32 year old, I’m going to take the aluminum bat from under my pillow and I’m beating his ass back to 1991. because - why the fuck couldn’t you find someone your own age, manipulative bitch.
Is this a safe space? How do I tell my mom my man 32, I’m 18😭😭😭.
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I got death threats & er’thang.
Y’all ever got chewed up by Twitter ? If you did what was it for?😂😂😂.
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@smoke_nd_pearlz Last time I did that, I woke up at 6:30a and heated up leftovers from the night before. Had me eating brown stew chicken, white rice and sweet plantains for breakfast 😭😭😭😭.
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this boy is 65 years old 😭😭😭😭 fussing at her with a hushed tone is a skill 😩😩😩🤣🤣
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the coworker who’s been beefing with me since 2019 came up to me & apologized for being such a difficult person towards me. she said that she just always felt threatened because I came and learned a job that she’s been doing for 20yrs in 6 months… then proceeds to tell me that
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18 is not grown. A 32yr old cannot relate to a teen who just graduated HS. Men who try to justify this shit are weird. Women who try to justify this were most likely manipulated/victims themselves. Stop trying to normalize this shit. I said what I said.
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@floriidaboi357 She tried getting me fired when I had 2 kids to provide for. There is nothing honorable about her. I’m sorry, no.
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my coworker told me that we had a new coworker and that he was from NYC. I go to introduce myself, tell him I’m from The Bronx. He goes, “that’s what’s up, that’s what’s up. A fellow New Yorker. I’m from Albany”… .Me:
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@Thugg_Speedman a lot of men admitted to be over 30/40/50 & being involved with 18yr olds. they admitted to paying for it or getting it for free. made me sick to my stomach.
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@yamihere333 Jordan … I think it’s time for you to just let it go. You’re going to get cooked for this shit, endlessly. Have the day you deserve. bye.
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I have an 18yr old in real life. That’s why I was so ‘passionate’ about my response. And if I had a son, it would be the same energy. Women are predators too. Yes, 18 is of consenting age, but no matter how mature she/he seems, there is a big gap between 18 and 32 in terms of.
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My 4yr old has been crying hysterically because she asked me for a pet and I said no. she asked me for a hippo.
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today, my bonus son(I don’t like saying stepson) found out that I am NOT a Caucasian woman. he’s in a state of shock right now & I’m fucking crying. like??? omg. I’ve been in his life for nearly 4yrs. skksksksskks. “wait, YOU’RE FR NOT WHITE????!!” 😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.Heezy’s
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@blu_temptation I told her to plug in the charger and she said “whew, good thing I didn’t get ELECTROCODED, because l would’ve turned into a shicken wang” - 😭😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😩😩😩 your brother and I were dying. She missing like 7 teeth dkkfjfkfkfkd.
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As a woman, it is not unladylike to initiate sex. A woman who initiates sex usually stimulates her partner's sex drive & his desire for her. A real man loves that shit. It’s okay to pursue him. ladies, tell that man to get naked & throw that meat all over your walls ❤️.
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Never forget this one too: she’s been chaotic for years 😭😭😭.
been searching for my 4 year old’s dog who is lost somewhere in this house. her… imaginary dog. we still haven’t found him. she’s crying.
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My 17yr old: mom, I need an appt for my hair/nails for prom. ME: ok? you have all the numbers. call yourself. keep in mind my work schedule & your school. My 5yr old: yeah. call yourself bc you wanna be grown for certain things but not other things. be res-ponse-tah-ball. 😩😩
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Also, think about the difference between a party full of 18-year-olds and a party full of 32-year-olds. Are we really having the same conversations here? Exactly. Stop trying to justify this shit. And if you disagree with me, don’t come here to argue, I’m straight up blocking.
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Never forget 😩😭😭😭😭😭😭.
my 5yr old has been telling everyone that my Heezy has been DEPORTED and I cry every time 😭😭😭😭 I’m like, “no baby, it’s deployment” and she’s like “yeah, that’s was I said”, no ma’am 😂🤣😂😂🤣.
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I’ve been reading most of the replies to my post. My beautiful Lilah is on the spectrum. Her imagination is like no other, out of this world. She’s super special & very loved ❤️ I’ll get her a real dog, SOMEDAY 🤣 Thank you for the love & God bless 🙏🏼.
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my 5yr old has been telling everyone that my Heezy has been DEPORTED and I cry every time 😭😭😭😭 I’m like, “no baby, it’s deployment” and she’s like “yeah, that’s was I said”, no ma’am 😂🤣😂😂🤣.
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my ex’s cousin started following me on IG. I soft blocked her. ok. she sends me a DM telling me that what happened, happened 4yrs ago & that I need to grow up 💭 so I added her, went through all her followers, blocked ALL of his family & then blocked the cousin for good 🙂.
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I got sent home once because I used the word “old” in an email and she FELT that I called her old. Went to HR crying and everything. Saying she wasn’t feeling safe around me and that she FELT attacked. It was so bizarre. Unnecessary chaos. And yes, she is.
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Today has been chaotic. She forgot about the dog & moved on with her day like nothing happened. I was the one who ended up crying after all of this. Don’t forget to take ya birth control tonight. Stay safe. Let me go cry some mo’ 😭😭😭😩😩😩
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I didn’t think I’d need to clarify this, but - why would I be upset at my innocent child, who’s 5?… & punish her? people are SO weird. you “adults” are… weird. & I hope that some of you don’t have children because your comments are just so ugly. God bless & stay safe ❤️.
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Today is Monday 💪🏼 Spike your coffee ☕️Take that extra adderall 💊 Run your ex over with your car 🚗💨 The day is yours 🫶🏼💕
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Guys; thank you for sharing your stories. I have been cracking up for hours. Super funny. Kids are hilarious 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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Hey guys. Thank you all for your well wishes 🫶🏼 I’m not a malicious person. I did fight back a lot/spent numerous days in HR. I endured a lot of rough days, but always bit my tongue because in this economy, as a single parent, I couldn’t risk losing my job. I also got very tired.
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Keep fucking, y’all 🫶🏼💍
If yall fuck on the first link, he’s definitely gonna put you in the not-serious box. & he’s probably still looking for a girlfriend while he’s fucking you.
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a man of his word 😍 I’m a fiancé!! 😭😭😭😭
Three years ago I met the love of my life. We’ve had an incredible journey so far and we’re just getting started. The happiness I feel in my soul is beyond what I can describe. What I do know is that my life is with you is a blessing. #SHESAIDYES 🙏🏾
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reading some of these replies makes me so sad. male or female- I’m sorry you didn’t have someone there to protect you. you deserved better. sending love & healing ❤️.
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not lead to anything???
I love kissing, not even to lead to anything. Just kiss me nonstop.
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@blu_temptation Sis 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he’s still lost and very forgotten by her. Stressed me out for NUFFIN’.
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@TheMusicBinger Yeah, I sat in my car in total silence and didn’t realize that until I was 20 minutes into my drive. I was just stunned. Like, wow. She played me, again. lol.
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let me tell you about my man… he left work early, drove 1.5hrs, surprised us this afternoon just to send her off to prom. babe, thank you for loving my girls like your own. thank you for always being present. you are dad. period. man… thank you, God 🥺💕 #blessed
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I’m marrying the love of my life today. It’ll just be him & I. we wanted something just for us, an intimate moment, just for ourselves. this summer, we party with our children & loved ones. but today, it’s all about us. my heart is so full 🥺 #HealthyInLove ❤️.
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I know that nobody really cares, but 🥹 I made the Dean’s list during the spring term & yesterday I received an email saying that I made the President’s List with my little 3.7 GPA for the summer term … almost close to wrapping this up 🥺🎓.
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Yo. This was so fucking heartbreaking to read…. RIP young man… 💔
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haven't been doing many full body pics as of lately.I've gained weight, again. such a rollercoaster. feeling insecure. but I won't complain bc I'm aware that I haven't been doing much to change things. just very tired right now. I'll lose the weight soon-ish, eventually ☁️🪫🌱
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Mother-In-Law: you look like such a nice girl. Me: in her son’s room 😩
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birthday selfies in my car because I’m out & about - social working, saving children & stuff 😊😅 36, let’s gooooo 🗣️♒️🫶🏼🥳🎉🎂🩷🥰💕😍🎈🦋
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Call me Mrs. Long 💍💅🏼👰🏼♀️🩷.
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𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟑𝟕 🥹🧁🥂.today I am grateful for another year. very blessed girl 🎈.#BirthdayMami 🌷
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I got the job, guys 🥺 God is good ❤️.
I just got done with a job interview. I got on teams, smiled BIG because I was nervous AF & said “good morning, guys 🤓”. they said it back and right away one of the ladies told me that I have “such a warm smile”. man, just hire me already 🥹🩷.
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I’m obsessed 😭 been engaged for 14 hours & I know y’all sick of me. I’m not sorry 💍 #iSaidYes 🩷
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I don’t have sex appeal. I’m just blind, kinda thick with big lips & a huge forehead 🫶🏼
What video/picture of you show yo sex appeal??.
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just another day of kicking my anxiety & depression’s ass. I survived today. that’s all 🦋
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@JAMoy92 1 - I am incredibly sorry that you’ve gone through so much this year. Sending you lots of love & healing 💕. 2 - girl, get on LinkedIn like, immediately. you deserve better.
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so let me share a short story - the first time they met, she got out the car, ran towards him with opened arms & gave him the tightest, longest hug. That’s how I knew ❤️ he’s like her big teddy bear 🧸 we are so blessed (1/2) -
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@yamihere333 I was polite towards you in my response. But then you want to start with the name calling? Since we’re here - you look like the type who isn’t allowed to be near parks/schools. I understand your anger now. Seek help, you dirty weird bitch. 28 looking 42. Aging like cheese and you.
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I slid in my man’s DMs first 💅🏼 He did the rest. Now we’re here 😅 #TBT to 6 days ago 💍 we’re still celebrating this moment 🥰 God Bless 🫶🏼
Sliding in a man’s DMs is the equivalent to a female proposing…. if he wanted to, he would.
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