J*jo S*wa is 40 years old ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ป
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I ain't shit. Don't say I didnt warn you. Beyoncรฉ โyes girlโed me so YOU can't tell me shit. All wild tweets are side effects, not reflective of my employer. ๐คญ
Baltimore, MD
Joined October 2010
Not having to work for this damn money. Thats what!.
Paid every week or every two weeksโฆ. Which one yโall prefer?.
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Being mad at people for dying is my favorite stage of grief.
Cooking for my friendโs celebration of life and Iโm currently pissed at him for not being there to taste this.
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Just heard a 3rd grader say โayo what the fuckโ in the hallway and honestly? I get it.
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The spoonโs ASS????????.
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Childbirth is involuntary eviction. Imagine chillin in your living room & the walls start closing in on you & then you fall out a tiny hole in the floor. Youโd be pissed too ๐ญ
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โHe looks like heโs drivingโ.Now he really is! ๐ญโค๏ธ๐
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Damn who turned the global warming off????????
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I drove by my sonโs school and was on my way to work and realized I never dropped his ass off and he AINT SAY SHIT
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Guess we know who said it ๐ญ๐ญ.
Prince Charles Poses with Black Health Workers Amid Racism Claims
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There will be signs ๐ฎโ๐จ.
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SVU has convinced me this is the most unsafe place in the city ๐ญ.
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Texted a parent yesterday about a behavior issue. Kid came in today with an apology letter and the parent popped up during their lunch break . REAL PARENTS BACK IN THE HOMES ๐ฅนโค๏ธ.
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When I say Next Door is the most ridiculous app on the internet, this is what I mean โ
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Miscommunication
Why all the mumble rappers beefing ๐ญ๐ญ.
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My niece came home with a hicky and her parents asked me to talk to her because COOL AUNT ๐ฆธ๐ฝโโ๏ธ (thatโs 31 with a 15 yr old ๐
). Why I text her โheyyyyy Hicki Minaj ๐โ.Maybe Iโm emotionally stunted because thereโs no reason to play this much ๐ญ.
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I cannot BELIEVE I gotta turn my alarms back on and go back to work tomorrow
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Is it time? Let me know before I pay another bill.
BREAKING: #Kilauea is erupting on the Big Island of #Hawaii. The eruption began at 4:44 a.m. HST. Sulfur dioxide and water vapor spewed from the volcano are reacting to produce vog, or volcanic smog, which can have adverse health effects. Volcanologists still assessing risks.
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THIS is why black people cant โjust get over itโ. An 81 year old is currently the president of the United States. Itโs not ancient history.
Happy Birthday to Emmett Till. He would've been 83 years old today. At just 14, two white men kidnapped and brutally murdered him through mutilation for 'whistling' at a white woman. decades later, Carolyn Bryant admitted to lying that Emmett Till made a pass at her. THREAD
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Now that you mention it, Aladdin DID lie straight out the gate, stalked Jasmine and put her life in danger. Finish him Jafar ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐
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Theyโd have to surgically remove me off of him.
not Pauly D breaking the door down so his girlfriend could get her lick back ๐ญ love to see it ๐ฉ๐๐พ
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Man if the NBA ainโt showing you that an employer will keep it the fuck moving. .
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You cannot guess how this thread ends
My dad was diagnosed with cancer when I was in 4th grade. Stage four. My mom never told us or my dad that the reality was the doctor had privately told her he had a 20% chance to make it.
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โAmericans eat like they have free healthcareโ - the most accurate tweet in history.
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I pay for this boy to go to after school clubs and he makes shit like this ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Are they spelling a word? Am I high?.
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Post COVID????????.
BREAKING: U.S. jobless claims sink to 576,000, a post-COVID low, as layoffs ease with economy improving.
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Beyoncรฉโs great grandmother just went to the copier and pressed 6 lmao.
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I looked at Khloeโs hair and bust out laughing. Kris Jenner is not seeing heaven ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
I know they wonโt but I want Kourtney and Travis to recreate this with their kids
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Your great grandma?.
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How did NO ONE say this!?
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Welcome to the ghetto!.
Peep the earrings. For those who care, I become a citizen today ๐บ๐ธ
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Whoโs auntie is having phone sex though? I know those readjustments ๐ฅด.
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What 2 white women got going on ainโt none of my concern ๐ญ.
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โCan we go somewhere else?โ.Wow. Soooooo relatable ๐ญ.
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We know โค๏ธ.
wait yall was actually reading books to get them personal pan pizzas from pizza hut? nigga we used to just lie.
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GUESS WHO IS CREDIT CARD DEBT FREE???!?!?! ๐๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ฝ๐. Idk but I wish them the best ๐พ.
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Guess you could say โ- America has a problem ๐ฅฒ
One thing Beyoncรฉโs tour is proving, is that most metropolitan areas need better mass transit systems and infrastructure.
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PTO ALREADY??????. Sheโs just like us fr! ๐ฅน.
Blue didnโt participate in the show today but she was still doing the choreography
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Happy birthday to Savannahโs husband!
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The fucking PLOT TWIST?!?! ๐๐๐๐๐
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Idk whatโs wrong with our parentsโ generation and why they love spreading bad news at the drop of the dime. My godmother called me at 10pm and just unloaded so much bad news. I was like โฆ.
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At this point, I believe black people invented everything ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ.
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Me pretending to be proficient in Excel on my resume:
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I canโt believe she went on to do even more iconic shit after this. Sometimes my brain cannot comprehend her ๐ญ.
remember when beyoncรฉ gave the greatest performance of all time at caochella๐ญ
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Which is crazy because we used to pay for ringtones lmaoooooo most overstimulated generation ever!.
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She got that WAPbopaloobopalopbamboom or whatever Little Richard said.
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Just a reminder that I am still on my first pair of AirPods and yall arenโt
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Iโm already ready.
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Old Navy sold me jeans yesterday for $13 and put them on sale today for NINE . Oh!
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Omg Blue was foreshadowing Heated! ๐ชญ.
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Please wear masks so this shit will go away. Because ppl are stuck at home experimenting with crack and I donโt like it.
Am I horny, or is Flavor Flav not as ugly as I thought??.
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Get a tuna sandwich, leave it in your car, go to work and eat it when you get off โค๏ธ.
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Itโs a passive aggressive way to let your roster know theyโre there. Do not allow it!!!.
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Stevie Wonder I am so sorry ๐ฅน.
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When did he what??? .Put his arms on his hips? Put on a red hat? When is his birthday? Because eye KNOW you ainโt asking what I think you asking. .
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A song so catchy it took us 20 years to realize it was about a violent drive by ๐.
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Me: damn Iโm embarrassed .Also me: HICKEY Mouse โ๐ฝ
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I love seeing couples with 2 kids and one looks exactly like the mom and the other looks exactly like the dad. Genetics is so fun man.
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Oh are we giving Chip Skylark his things????? Because he did what he had to do on My Shiny Teeth & Me.
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No one has mastered the duality of dragging you but still showing love/respect like a cousin ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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๐๐ฝ โ๏ธ is as close as youโre gonna get, Abel.
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I. Am. Scream. Ing.
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Yโall ever be getting mushy over yโall friends? Like wow thank you for gracing my life with your presence and excellence, you absolute angel of a person.Iโm so lucky and grateful ๐ฅบโค๏ธ.
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Let me turn this ladyโs album on, chile.
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Jacob asking the important questions!.
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Beyoncรฉ made him get a job too. Iโm actually shaking about the economy ๐ญ.
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Imagine texting Beyoncรฉ.
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SHE IS ACTUALLY PERFECT OMG???
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Nothing good is coming from the celebrities speaking out with their โdisdainโ for Willardโs decision. Theyโre getting their dirty laundry aired LMFAO.
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I want her fucking Pinterest boards deleted! Her Netflix algorithm ruined. Her password autofill deleted!.
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Co-worker chronicles ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ . my girl heard her son doing it ๐ญ
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Ok fuck Party City for this ๐
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Me and hubby had a big argument last night. he was on the couch watching a movie, saw me glaring at him and then lifted his blanket so I could lay with him . ๐๐๐๐๐๐. I did.
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Beyoncรฉ better die after me I know that fucking much.
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With our toddlers ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ญ.
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To monitor that they actually know letter sounds (it appears this week is /a/) and how to decode unknown words. Hope this helps โค๏ธ.
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My husband pulled up next to me at a red light, rolled down the window & was like โhey cutie!โ So I said โhi, you like women with kids??โ. He did this & pulled off ๐๐ญ
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PARENTS & ADULTS WITH TASTE:. Inside Out 2 will be on Disney+ tomorrow!
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To everyone complimenting me, . keep going ๐ฅน๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญโค๏ธ
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It must be miserable not liking Beyoncรฉ. You gotta put some real energy behind that shit lmao.
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โThink of the messiest bitch you know. Itโs a man ainโt it?โ.
Bow Wow said heโs gonna do 1 more album and name the tracks after women heโs been with . Including Blac Chyna and Keyshia Cole
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Twitter is a show you can never miss a single episode of ๐ญ.
Jill Scott's step father.
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Hopefully she never sees this but my โauntโ smelled like fish through her wedding dress. I went to take a pic with her and my eyes burned. When her husband was getting the garter, my brother gagged and said โthat nรฏgga eating sushiโ ๐ฅน.
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No shade but what was there to clean???????.
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Do yโall see that capitalization at the beginning of the sentence?! That period at the end? All the words spelled correctly??? The spacing between words?. Love this for me!! ๐
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We are STILL living in unprecedented times baby. Yes, what thee ENTIRE fuck ๐ญ.
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Weโre banking on the world ending, society collapsing, etc. Hope that helps โค๏ธ.
60% of millenials and Gen Z said they would prefer to spend money on life experiences now than save for retirement, per Bloomberg.
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There needs to be a study on the transition from parent to grandparent and how overcompensatory and easygoing they fucking become ๐ญ.
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How Beyoncรฉ moving got me worried about the economy more ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
โSo park your @Lexus, and throw your keys up.โ. Lexus was the official automotive sponsor of the RENAISSANCE WORLD TOUR in the United States ๐บ๐ธ
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My favorite part of this is the people ignoring โStevenโ and assuming the author is a woman LMFAO ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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I just bought a shitload of koolaid jammers and Takis for my class. Fuck it today โค๏ธโ๐ฅ.
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Aquafina? Might as well go ahead and turn that faucet on lmao
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I hope that talk helped some ๐ฅน.Because if things go too left, IโM the auntie & uncle in Bel Air and noโค๏ธ๐ซธ๐ฝ๐ญ
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This may be a little controversial and I apologize. But I knew Houstonโs food was A1 from all the years of watching My 600 Lb Life ๐ฉ.
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That man that sucked dick for bottled water during Fyre Festival >>>>>>>>>.
Anytime a Documentary has a empty chair sitting in a room and somebody walk in and sit downโฆyou know itโs bout to be good ๐.
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Bone Tithes and Harmony.
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Saw this before/after school pic in a Facebook post and LMFAOOOOOOOO poor Hayley!
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