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Ranking BTS based on whether I could pick them up
1. Hobi - seems like he weighs as much as a bag of sugar
2. Jimin - would giggle and I would gain all the strength I needed to bench him
3. Yoongi - this would be like lifting my big cat. Surprisingly heavy but ultimately yes
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@sohosultry
Right and she doesn't even blame AG for it, she was just resentful and she recognises it. She's only human
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seeing what Dan and Phil thought was super hot on their female sim I have never been more aware they are gay men
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however I think he would LOVE to be picked up. if I tried and failed I reckon he would pick me up himself for fun
7. Namjoon - not a fucking chance, absolute UNIT. He is built like a brick shithouse and he's twice my size in every way. Also sweats a lot, I would lose my grip.
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@rostfritt
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@davidfarrier
and the guy who went out the window too! as if it isn't terrifying enough to get sucked out a fucking plane, if he was holding on for 40 minutes he must have been thinking that any minute the guy was gonna lose his grip.
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a way too large percentage of fans do not understand their humour or manner of speaking at All and therefore take them way too seriously. and then police other fans for daring to laugh at jokes Dan and Phil have made.
what is a very hot take u have about dan and phil
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noah schnapp's "if I was a girl I'd go gay for her" comment is still the funniest thing he's ever done imo
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@hotgirlhala
there are people that get paid by cops and the like to go and start trouble at protests so that the mood shifts and things get ugly I am 100% sure of this
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@AmazingPhil
this video is going to be so comforting to thousands of closeted and questioning kids like i once was <3 <3
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literally dan
there’s something so… about this and i cannot put my finger on it
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4. Taehyung - would be hard to lift, but I could probably manage if he helped me. Might actively make it harder for me for fun
5. Jin - he's pretty built, I think this would be difficult. Shoulders for leverage tho
6. Jungkook - this boy is solid dense muscle he must weigh a ton
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I absolutely love that all the Barbies are influential important women who do cool stuff and all the Kens are like "this is some guy" because that is exactly how I used to play with my dolls as a kid. The one male doll I had was merely a plot support for my barbies cool exploits
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for mike she just ripped an "am I gay?" quiz out of a magazine and shoved it in there
but the real question is —
are we going to get to hear the letters max wrote?
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i love jimin so much because he seems like a pretty normal guy and then he describes his life in any way and im just like oh you're a little bit insane actually
✧.*𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝓰𝓾𝔂 𝓭𝓪𝔂ੈ✩‧₊˚
jimin: i am completely nocturnal and i like to stare at the walls for hours on end 👍
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@chemikal_ex
honestly I hope she gets ruder to the invasive fans. maybe some of them will drop her or "cancel" her and then she'll have less people to deal with. I hope people get it together about her, but I don't have much hope. Stan culture has been insane since COVID in particular
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@reallynotjin
Pro tip for people retweeting art from those Japanese artists: retweet and reply, don't quote, and don't reply with anything like "OMG FUCK OFF 😭 THIS ART" because I've heard they often don't realise that's like stan twt speak for loving something, they take it as negative!
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@transriceactvst
@sevinite_twt
THIS an artist is not obligated to draw shit! If you want to see someone draw something, pay them for it! Or learn to draw.
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we used to have dudes named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart now we got dudes named michael
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Thank you for reading and I would like to add that while it's physically possible to lift Yoongi, he is so silky fucking smooth that you just can't catch him
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@noodles_and_tea
twitter users when artists draw female characters with unique features instead of making them all generically pretty
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@nonbinarybooty
I have this take that's not cancellable but people hate it anyway, and it's that tiktok is actually leading to a huge increase in not-like-other-girls variety misogyny
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@itstaamara
@cityprxncess
@RawrXDTacoz
but the relationship itself is straight. having a queer person in it doesn't change that it's a male-female relationship. the queer person isn't less queer, but they are not in a queer relationship. E.g they're at no risk of harm from homophobia if someone sees them holding hands
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was looking up "poses for three people" on Pinterest for m&g ideas and can you fucking imagine lol
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@nevermindkaz
If you managed to escape your 13 year old interest it'll be the one you had at 16.
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@deepslowpanic
@n_thestars2nite
I saw this on Tumblr last night and it really defines the situation perfectly.
Speedrunning the hippie to Reagan voter and "Are you going to gloat about being young and special, then shit yourself when you turn thirty?" are things I've already noticed
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@jeon_snow
@ntltcypher
you can literally see her activating protection mode. you know that feeling you get when you want to protect a girl younger than you? that is CL in this video
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@doughnutbts
this reminds me of that tweet that's like "listening to namjoon and yoongi's mixtapes makes me wonder how much they used to argue before they realised they weren't disagreeing"
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@dykemelodrama
i saw someone get mad at this pic once so id like to tap this sign before anyone tries to do that again
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people ALWAYS hate this when I say it, but schools making you present to the class (public speaking) is a very important thing to learn and removing it from the curriculum would be bad
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@ansaleigh
@OSMOSlSJANE
Kids on tiktok typing "mommy" or "mommy milkers" at literally any woman with visible boobs is disturbing and fetishising
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@lunar_taetae
so lowkey im seeing some armys below these tweets getting a bit too excited and changing the subject so please remember this is about phil's coming out video and not the fact that he replied to a bts fan account! stan dan and phil and stream persona
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@aquariusbutch
my sign for pride this year said "mean lesbians for trans rights" and "dyke pride" on the other side and all the people who were Outside and Touching Grass loved it lol
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@BoriJiminie
Jins the type to have his username as btsjinREAL and everyone would be like haaha of course you're Jin
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Omg this blew up while I was busy so here's the context that I helpfully didn't include the first time: I'm a boulderer and was thinking about the time I tried and barely succeeded to lift my jin-sized friend lmfao. Here's a video of me climbing bc I love attention
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@aquariusbutch
I saw a couple of comments on a bigger tweet about this same problem going "oh well bi people can relate-" good for them no hate to that but it's still a LESBIAN song by a LESBIAN artist. Say that.
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@katmankieran
My mum's friend got a msg on there once from a guy who was down from the other end of the country and had forgotten his HIV meds, he was searching Grindr for anyone who was HIV+ and had the same meds as him. My mum's friend went and gave him some. I was like... that's so clever
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@Tonyygaxiola
These are cute and not misogynistic or sexualised at all lmfao. Your style in the painting so clearly reads as doll inspired? Your sketches are much better but that's only natural if it's your first few attempts at painting. Keep it up 💜
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@M3swin
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@killingmoons
this one kills me tbh. somehow relate very much to it in a way that is linked to me being a lesbian but I can't explain it
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like that is absolutely 100% exactly how gay people think he's really one of us
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@beyondwheeler
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like she should know better than to ask a 16 year old some juicy shit like that and think he won't spread it lolll
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@fuckbyler
I reckon will is confused about several things but being gay is not one of them lmfaoo
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My housemate is into film and we were talking about how set design is fun bc it's all intentional and tells you something about the characters and i told him that the set for Mike's bedroom has a One Way sign pointing into a closet and he said "for real?" and burst out laughing
Mike Wheeler and closets gotta be my fav genre
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like she looked so good in the wedgie bikini what was that mismatched nonsense!!!
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@artbugjuice
all she had was hoop earrings, 10lbs of mascara and a dream and she succeeded. her boyfriend knew that alien was blowing her back out in space and he still stayed with her.
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there was a tumblr post about this scene and it pointed out how the kitkat Mike was trying to get didnt fall out, but almost everything else did. and the final line of the post was like "El can give Mike everything except what he truly wants" and i just had to stop for a minute
the kitkat and reese’s pieces both stayed and they’re right next to each other?? AND THE RAINBOW SKITTLES TOO????
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@korysverse
it's for a character guys lol
The artist description for the character is fucking hilarious 😭
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@eyeleighn
@Sasarai_Harmoni
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@LatwPIAT
This is a poor example on OPs part because a lot of people, autistic allistic whatever, will all refuse to laugh at a bigoted joke. Sure you're supposed to laugh at jokes, but offensive jokes are not funny to tons of people.
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@ConnorRK_
RIGHT, all it means is "please actually pay attention to the tags because I Mean It"
i personally dont tend to be interested in stuff that has DDDNE tagged but it does not mean gore, kink, etc inherently. it means dont get mad when this contains what i said it would
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@postcardsgrande
honestly I love this scene because I think it's such a good representation of how people say casually homophobic things and hurt gay kids without even knowing it. I don't think Mike said that to hurt will, I don't think he had any idea he was gay, he meant "you don't like girls"
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@AmazingPhil
Dan being colourblind, except after those fashion videos I'm starting to actually believe it
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@etakla1
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There's a fun clip somewhere of Daniel Radcliffe signing a poster of Elijah Wood in Japan because he didn't have the time nor the language skills to explain lol
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oh that moment in the halsey interview made me fucking snort, they are clueless and I lov them
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@ano_bashode
jungkook princess diana has me laughing out loud and knee slapping like a dad every single time
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spin the bottle
if you could have dan and phil play ANY game on dnpg, what game/s are you choosing?
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@producerknj
remember that thread where someone analysed bts' natal charts and they said the whole hyung line are passive aggressive as fuck? I couldn't stop laughing it's definitely so true for joon
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@SailorFattie
@kashmirVIII
that bra is giving her unreal levels of quadboob, it looks uncomfortable as hell
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@DorianLC_
@StarfishPrimeBu
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@jadevrisrezi
It's fucking wild, idk if people think it's a compliment? and a lot of the pretty girls don't have the same perception of their bodies that we do. i got told by someone that they wished they had my body but the tone was so self deprecating and envious I didn't know what to do
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@dannysraccoons
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David Tennant and Michael Sheen for good omens were the other exception!
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@MOODYWOOZI
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@sevinite_twt
If someone isn't drawing what you want to see, follow an artist that does. There are people out there drawing everything
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@Ranksaucegod
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Plus islands = humidity. The sea breeze is nice but humid heat is so much worse than dry heat. That's why the UK can't deal with heat, the moisture in the air means that sweating doesn't cool you down
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@lysa_jones
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I LITERALLY said that queer people in straight relationships are still queer, but the relationship is not inherently queer just because a queer person is in it. Can y'all not read
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@crystalvis1ons
@rekavezra
yessss the internalised lesbophobia I had behind literally just calling myself the right name!!
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@dietnarcolepsy
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The issue is that shein uses the same methods, but at a HUGE scale. They produce SO MUCH clothing and the clothes are poor quality so they go into landfill faster. I've got a pair of h&m jeans that have lasted years because it's still fast fashion but it's such better quality
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(POSSIBLY A LOVE SIMON SPOILER)
"Cute Bram, of the soft eyes and soccer calves" featuring the iconic iced coffee from the movie, because I couldn't resist. Can't wait for Love, Simon to come out in the UK so I can drag everyone to see it a hundred times
#lovesimon
#simonvs
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