@sargentned And her name is literally Dream

@moviefan67 He’s a boy

@goodyhilton Sometimes shit Filipino-Mexican

@im_gayb I just couldn’t imagine ordering it in the mail for convenience sake. Like. You’re not trying to fuck right now? You’re trying to fuck in two Prime days?

@higher_worm It was Sumner

@martiniposting Two cheaters

If you can sit there and make a laundry list as to why getting pussy isn’t actually that worthwhile, I don’t think you ever wanted it that bad in the first place. And that’s fine! But leave women out of it

@castleb0y @miles_4444 LMFAO?

Wanted to permanately delete my Instagram, but quickly realized just how many people I’d hate to lose contact with. So, I deleted my LinkedIn instead. They can all die

$15 cover charge? She going to the Homecoming Carnival

@ThaMidSmoker I love him

(Immediately after saying I’ll be better) Oh my god, yes. They added The Swimmer to Tubi today

@braincelltwo Why would that be awesome

@MargBarAmerica @nkulw I’m going with this

@braincelltwo Omg. Owen’s contact picture?

@veryhotmomm You’re so fucking real

@chrcterstudies Wait. I believe him