Today my chipotle burrito was made with love

They see me rollinnnnnnn

Despite the fact that I was semiotically destined to live as a nocturnal creature I'm starting to think that I might have spirit too big for a 5pm-3am.

@yohjiyamajoto It was between that and Jane Removamanda Ngozi Adichie.

DO NOT GET YOUR DYSMORPHIA TREATMENT FROM BRAINCELLTWO PERMANENTE!!!

Sometimes I’m perfectly fine with AI art for example I love that first dog

@inlanddernpire

I think there’s potentially a good argument for both but I won’t know for sure until we invent technology allowing me to inhabit the mind of an infant rhesus monkey. Fuck Harry Harlow.

1 week back on creatine I just stared at my legs in the mirror until they started distorting into never before seen proportions so I’m going to go Deal with that.

@toynextdoor_mp3 The tea leaves told me to not take a nap.

@martiniposting That’s convenient.

The k fairy visited me last night and told me to “tap into deconstructed club and marry Cuban.” Sure. I’m down for that I guess.

I love when the gay guy album of the day is really good

The three hour workout that saves your life.

@sefo22 It’s okay I just did it for you.