We talk about accidental baby acquisition but we don't talk enough about the fact that 20 year old Min Yoongi and 19 year old Kim Namjoon were literally given a teenage Jungkook to raise???
Ranking BTS members on their ability to fold a fitted sheet:
1. Hoseok (obviously)
2. Yoongi (BV4 YG my beloved, I see you)
3. Jimin (taught by Hoseok)
4. Seokjin (can, won't)
5. Jungkook (can if he tries, it takes too long)
6. Taehyung (in a ball in the closet)
7. Namjoon (lol)
Joe is a Coldplay fan so I showed him the pic of BTS with Chris Martin and his only comment was "Why does RM look so big? He looks like he's gonna eat the other members."
bangtan being each other's biggest hypemen & fan is so dear to me... bc pls look at yoongi also fussing for him to have best debut stage for cbtm, wishing him to have the band layering instead of shaky mr, trying to pick up the chord progression for it on his guitar.. encouraging
I'M BACK. The answer is: Namjoon!!
I asked if his sister calls him "the big one" and he said no. He just thinks "RM looks like he could break me in half".
I didn't know how to respond to that so I just nodded. He said he likes Hobi though because he was awesome at lollapalooza
Yoongi smiling like this seeing Namjoon on stage after we now know that Namjoon was distancing himself for months. He was so happy to have him there, so happy to see him.
To have friends who understand your needs and still always have a place for you, welcome you home... fuck
why do they call lesser pandas lesser pandas i dont like that they are not any lesser just because they are different they are just as good and equal to all other pandas to ME
WAIT JUST A DAMN SECOND! If Namjoon is recording new music to put out, does that mean he'll record a THIRD episode of suchwita for when it comes out?! I can't go through this again...
Yoongi doing social service means he's not going to get buff like the enlisted members. He's going to stay small... and cute... and... oh... you know who likes small and cute things???
Sometimes I think about the boys choosing their villains for seasons greetings and it's like "Yeah I'll be a mad scientist!" "I'm a sexy pirate!" "A jewel theif!" And then Yoongi, shrugging, casual, unbothered king: "I'll be a gay pianist."
namjoon: i like that you look like a cat *meow*
yoongi: no response
namjoon: found yoongi! *cat pic*
yoongi: no response
namjoon: do it with kitty ears
yoongi: no response
keep trying, namjoon!! you'll get your cat boy eventually!!!
i bet yoongi and yijeong are absolutely INSUFFERABLE together when they're drunk, two silly guys. i am living for this.
NAMJOON HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL
now i know why my work makes us do those IT trainings so you don't fall for a phishing scam... how do so many people not realize this isn't an official account???