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don’t let people enjoy things
she/her 23 elena ♡
Joined June 2018
all those jokes about jungkook never being online. turns out the dude just hated twitter, nothing else.
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some shit taehyung would talk about being inspired by.
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not enough dilf fics where the dilf is a bottom. need a pathetic dilf in his 40s that just wants to lay face down in the sheets. been through a divorce, kids moved out, and a shitty little office job. not every dilf needs to be a rich, sexy dom!.
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we went from one selfie every 3 months to constant posts from him.
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need a fic where jungkook is a just a Weird Guy. unabashedly. eccentric little guy that says weird things and has weird hobbies.
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#taekookau office au where jungkook finds out his stuck-up 40-year-old coworker is still a virgin. naturally, he’s interested . — one-sided enemies to lovers, bickering, smut 🔞
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lesbians around the world falling to their knees and weeping
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Them. except instead of tae being a rich, sexy dom he’s a 40 year old dilf that college student jungkook hits on. need tae to be absolutely inept at flirting and ashamed of his attraction. when jungkook finally gets him in bed he’s just a mess
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drunk things pt. 2. gyukook | mingyu/jungkook. mingyu won’t let the kiss go, and jungkook has no backbone. they fuck around in a bathroom stall . link below 🔞 no password.
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jungkook’s shy smiling is soooo cute he looks like an actor’s shy girlfriend brought along for support.
a little compilation of jungkook being shy at today's movie premiere
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damn you ever read a fic so good you gotta stop after every few paragraphs so it doesn’t end as fast.
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drunk things . jungkook/mingyu/yugyeom. 4.7k, slight nsfw 🔞. jungkook, mingyu, and yugyeom get drunk. jungkook gets passed around (for a kiss). link ⬇️
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i wanna see namjoon pick jungkook up in his arms. just once please. it’s all i ask.
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Right now, the thoughts are destined to stay between him and his right hand because Jungkook doesn’t get the chance to find out which of his fantasies are true today. No loss in trying, though.
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He doesn’t get the chance to see how Taehyung reacts before Jungkook gets up to walk away, leaving him behind at the bar.
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a belated christmas gift perhaps…? the start of a little drabble…?. taekook au where jk is a straight little frat boy who eats up the attention from his gay roommate
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we need more lgbt movies that are just softcore porn the way 90% of straight romance movies are. why are most lgbt movies so sad and depressing. enough with the poetic queer introspection, give me filth.
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love the way taehyung shows off jungkook in his pics. idk how to describe it but it feels so cutely smug and proud. jungkook is a prize and taehyung won.
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Taehyung can’t slam the door hard enough behind him. Belatedly, Jungkook realizes Taehyung made a point to leave first. What a drama queen.
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all the writers are so busy these days. the readers must be wondering wtf is going on. i’ll answer on behalf and say that we’re all suffering.
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“See you tomorrow,” he calls out, cutting off Taehyung’s voice when the door slams behind him.
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Taehyung is nice enough to close the door behind him as he leaves Jungkook alone to finish dressing, trapping the rest of the hot air in with him. On Taehyung's terms, that’s as much affection as Jungkook can hope for.
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I Like It! reached 70,000 hits!! 🥳 thats such a crazy number. im very thankful to everyone who read it 🥺 it’s actually really close to that fic’s first year anniversary so it will be turning 1 on the 31st
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Jungkook has to give Taehyung credit though, because he gets his revenge when Jungkook gets a passive-aggressive office-wide email an hour later reminding employees to refrain from "browsing social media during work hours". Fucker.
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Maybe without realizing it, Taehyung closes his eyes, exhaling. “You should have more confidence in yourself, Taehyung-ssi,” Jungkook says, keeping his voice low. “If you were a little nicer, I might have asked you out on a date already.”.
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From anyone else, the comment would be insulting, but it took Namjoon forever to feel comfortable enough to make jokes like that. Jungkook likes the change. “He’s a forty-year-old virgin,” Jungkook says, a bit too starry-eyed for his own good. “Fuck, now I need him.”.
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“Jungkook-ssi? Do you have the reports for this week?”.Jungkook closes the tab he had open on his computer, but not fast enough for Taehyung to miss the Twitter logo before it disappears. The look of judgment on his face is sharp.
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#taekookau where taehyung starts writing secret love notes to the uni’s notoriously cold track star jungkook as a joke, not expecting him to actually like receiving them
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“Don’t even think about it.”. “God,” Jungkook groans. “That’s kind of hot, isn’t it? Tell me I’m not the only one.”. The silence is deafening.
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Taehyung keeps his promise of not coming to the after-hours work dinner, but he isn’t able to wriggle out of another coworker’s birthday party a week later. There’s cake and wine, and a handful of dollar store decorations strung up around the break room.
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everytime jungkook smirks it looks like he has an air fryer and he’s just dying to tell you about it
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Taehyung’s frown cuts across his face. It makes him look older, but Jungkook doesn’t think that’s necessarily a /bad/ thing — not when it looks so good on him. He hadn’t known Taehyung’s actual age until the office threw him a surprise party a few months ago.
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“I already sent them to Choi,” Jungkook dismisses, but he turns his chair to face Taehyung, swivelling on the wheels. He grips the edge of his desk, using it for momentum. He sways back and forth, playing with the cap for his pen. “Didn’t he forward them to you?”.
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Taehyung certainly acted his age though. He played Solitaire on his breaks and sheepishly struggled with Zoom once the office started using them for meetings.
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He didn’t understand most of the younger staff’s jokes, and when everyone went out for drinks he ordered whiskey instead of cocktails, if he agreed to come at all. “I’d rather have the physical copies,” Taehyung deflects, and ah, another old man habit of his.
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Taehyung had turned forty, which was a number that was completely inconceivable to Jungkook considering they were both working the same job for the same wage.
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But, at the same time, it was hard to ignore the salt and peppering of Taehyung’s hair and the crow’s feet next to his eyes. Until then, Jungkook had chalked it up to stress and smoking, giving Taehyung’s age the benefit of the doubt.
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“He’s single, isn’t he?” Jungkook tries not to sound too curious, but Hoseok is overly perceptive and Jungkook isn't very good at subtlety. “Don’t even think about it,” Hoseok says, nudging him. “He’s not interested, and I think he has hip problems. Too old for you.”.
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His head is flooded with fantasies of pushing a tipsy Taehyung up against his desk and kissing his neck, wondering if his moans get breathy and high, or if they stay deep like the way he talks during meetings.
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“He’s not gonna know what to do with a hot twenty-something-year-old trying to take him to bed. When he said he doesn’t do one-night-stands, I was inclined to believe him.”. That thought is nice, too — a flustered, overwhelmed Taehyung unsure of how to handle Jungkook's advances.
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Jungkook chews the end of his pen, kicking his feet out in front of him. “We’re not doing any physical copies anymore. Something about saving on ink, I don’t know. They’re all stored online.”. “Says who?” Taehyung asks as if Jungkook would be lying about it for some reason.
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“Thanks for snitching on me for using Twitter, by the way,” Jungkook says. He’s attracted to Taehyung, but it doesn’t mean he isn’t petty. “Now the company is looking into installing software that monitors what websites we visit on company time.”.
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“Print them out anyway, I’ll let Choi know,” Taehyung dismisses. He shifts on his feet — a sign he wants to flee from the conversation. He’s curt with Jungkook, but he always has this deer-caught-in-the-headlights look that manages to come off as cute.
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Statistics suggest it’s more than likely he doesn’t, and he’s never looked at Jungkook with anything other than contempt. Jungkook hasn’t tried flirting with him, writing Taehyung off as a bit of a workaholic snob not worth the trouble, but he still lets himself appreciate him.
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“Not gonna risk getting called in the office because you don’t know how to work a printer,” Jungkook shakes his head. “Just click on the document and hit print. I won’t say anything, but I won’t be the one to do it.”.
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“Can you tell me why Taehyung’s been walking around the office like he’s seen a ghost?” Namjoon asks him. He sounds stern but mostly scandalized. Jungkook chews the end of a piece of licorice, twirling it between his fingers. “What do you mean?”.
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He doesn’t get it because if Taehyung is hot even now in his bitchy little way, he must have been gorgeous in his twenties unless he had a freakish glow-up in the last few years.
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It gives him a handsome DILF-y quality, if Jungkook wants to be articulate — brushed back save for a few strands that fall over his eye, but Jungkook knows for a fact he doesn’t have any kids. Or a wife, for that matter.
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“If you’re concerned about how I use my time, you can talk to me yourself, Taehyung sunbae-nim,” Jungkook says. Taehyung’s cheek tint pink at the honorific, avoiding Jungkook’s eyes. “Let’s try to be friends, at least.”.
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Despite Taehyung’s prickliness, though, Jungkook finds him charming in his own way. Although he carries himself like he has a permanent stick up his ass, he still looks good in the shitty, discount department store suits he wears to work.
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Taehyung’s look is of pure offense, but he doesn’t try to defend himself, which Jungkook finds amusing. It helps level out how irritating he can be, but honestly, he just likes riling Taehyung up.
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—and said he doesn’t do that, so I don’t know. Kind of implies he’s a virgin, right?”. “No way,” Jungkook breathes, looking at Taehyung in a new light.
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“Yeah,” Jungkook nods, not really listening. He grabs another paper plate of cake from the snack table, heading in Taehyung’s direction. Taehyung can’t stand him, but Jungkook is fine just fantasizing. It won’t hurt to flirt a little.
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Judging by his expression, Jungkook wasn’t wrong to make a jab about his printer skills, which is funny because Taehyung has been working in an office for the last ten years, give or take.
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Namjoon shushes him. “Keep your voice down. I don’t know anything. I just… look, he mentioned to me one time when he was drunk at a work conference that he’s never really dated anyone, and when I asked when’s the last time he hooked up with someone he got all pissy—.
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He smells like a man in the best way possible. Normally, it would make Jungkook think of experience, the kind of thing that makes Jungkook weak in the knees because he likes being taken care of—.
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“Not that I know of,” Hoseok says. “He’s never had anyone send him flowers or gifts, but that’s not really unusual for a guy. It’s usually the other way around, so.” He pauses. “Honestly, he kind of gives off the vibe of being a virgin.”.
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—but the idea of Taehyung being completely inexperienced is sexy in a way Jungkook didn’t know he was into until now. “How old?” Jungkook asks, not to be a dick but just because he wants to hear it. Taehyung’s face darkens anyway.
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“You know, when they sent out mandatory sexual harassment training modules to all the management, it didn’t prepare me for dealing with situations like this,” Namjoon says. “Can you tone it down a little, at least? I don’t feel like making this into a discussion in my office.”.
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“Don’t get defensive. You look good for your age,” Jungkook says breezily, and Taehyung looks like he wants to bury himself in the ground. It must be a sore subject. “Let me get you a drink.”.
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Taehyung looks at Jungkook like he’s grown three heads. “Not likely.”. Not even a why? This guy is really a dick. “Why not?” Jungkook presses. “It’ll be fun. It’s all going on the company card. Gonna be drinks, karaoke, steak… You look like you’d enjoy a good steak.”.
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It’s free, after all. Maybe he’s more into one-night stands, but Jungkook thinks Taehyung is getting a bit too old for that. Then again, who is he to judge?.
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“I think I’m a bit too old for us to be friends,” Taehyung says, shutting Jungkook down. He takes another small bite of cake, his shoulders practically up to his ears. The movement lets Jungkook catch a whiff of his cologne — something spicy and dark mixed with his aftershave.
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“He can’t even handle a woman his own age making Hallmark attempts of flirting with him,” Hoseok says, and Jungkook feels a bit of pity for their twice-divorced secretary that’s been pining for Taehyung longer than Jungkook’s worked there.
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“I don’t eat red meat,” Taehyung says sharply, so fast Jungkook questions if it’s a lie he came up with on the spot. “They offer other things than steak. Busy picking the kids up from soccer or something?”.
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only three fics tagged on ao3 as both dilf jungkook and bottom jungkook. whatever.
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“Is he a virgin?” Jungkook asks as if Namjoon or any of them would know. He whips his head when he doesn’t get a response. “You’re joking.”. “I didn’t say anything,” Namjoon stresses. “How the hell do you know he’s a virgin?”.
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Hoseok shrugs. “I don’t think so. I think he’s pretty friendly with the secretary, but it might be one-sided. She has a bit of a crush on him and Taehyung is too oblivious to notice.”.
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Jungkook continues staring for another minute before finally turning back to his computer just to make the interaction that much more uncomfortable for Taehyung. If there’s one thing he can win at, it’s that.
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His body is tight enough to suggest he looks after himself, but there’s enough age showing on his face to give away that he probably has a drink or two after work every night.
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“Oh,” Jungkook breathes. He likes the idea of being Taehyung’s first. He likes it a lot. “I’ll consider myself honoured.”. Relenting, Taehyung opens his mouth to let Jungkook feed him, but not without blushing down to his neck.
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Jungkook shrugs, giving up, but he doesn’t fail to notice how Taehyung goes back for another drink, and then a third throughout the party. He’s too composed to show any sign of being tipsy, but his skin gains a pretty flush that doesn’t go away.
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That doesn’t seem right either, though because Taehyung’s features are so pretty that even if he never took care of himself at all he’d still have no trouble getting laid. He must really have an awful personality.
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“Not drinking either?” Jungkook pries. “They have more than just fruit punch.”. “I don’t like to drink at work,” Taehyung says flatly. Ah, this guy is really difficult. “The work day is almost over though,” Jungkook refutes. “Worried you’ll do something embarrassing?”.
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Taehyung’s stare is withering. He doesn’t say anything else before walking away, but it loses its heat because his desk is only three cubicles over.
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Jungkook chuckles but turns serious when he realizes Hoseok isn't joking. “Come on, he’s forty. He’s not a virgin.”. Hoseok puts his hands up in self-defence. “Don’t shoot the messenger. I’m just saying that’s what he acts like. At the very least, he’s not getting laid enough.”.
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He hasn’t changed how he styles his hair in the year and a half Jungkook has worked there, which is charming in its own merit and makes Jungkook hypothesize how long it took him to decide that was his look.
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“Work hours should be used for work,” Taehyung defends, but Jungkook can tell he’s embarrassed about being called out. He clearly wasn't expecting Jungkook to bring it up.
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“Namjoon, /please/.”. “It’s unethical, I won’t do it.”. Jungkook drops to his knees in a bow, begging. Namjoon’s expression is a mix of disgust and panic, quickly slamming the door to his office shut to hide Jungkook's state.
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“I’m not /that/ old,” he complains, but the embarrassment looks beautiful on him. In another life, Jungkook gets to massage Taehyung after work every night, looking after his sexy, salt-and-pepper-haired husband, pouring him a drink and asking him about his day.
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It’s like a vision out of Jungkook’s filthiest dreams when he comes into this office after hours to find Taehyung still sitting at his desk, hunched over a stack of papers.
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Naturally, Jungkook’s next question would be if Taehyung likes men, but enough probing around the office told him no. At least, if he does, he’s never acted on it. Which is… whatever.
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“This is inappropriate.” It’s Taehyung's favourite catchphrase. If he were a Mortal Combat character, that’s what he’d say at the start of a fight. Jungkook rolls his eyes. “It’s just chocolate. Have you never gotten any before?”. Taehyung’s silence says everything.
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Taehyung stiffens before Jungkook can even say anything, which is a bit off-putting, but not enough to dampen his spirits. If things go sour, Jungkook can always redirect the flow of conversation to make it seem like he just came over to antagonize him.
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He’s picking at a handful of almonds, and Jungkook hadn’t seen them on the snack table so he must have brought them from home. Of course.
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Taehyung is so awkward it's impossible for it not to be charming. He even makes something as simple as eating chocolate into an ordeal, clearly overthinking the way he chews and swallows. What an absolute dream. Jungkook wishes he could feed him every day.
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